/heem/ Card Rated edition

Tonybros... im starting to get a little worried about chandler

Take one and pass it around before you post ITT

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>yan won
No, the Black King did
>Shittaker won
No, the Black King did
>Gane won
No, the Black King did
>Colby won
> Yoel won
>Jan won
No, the Black King did
Little dick whitecels cannot handle the absolute unrivaled unabetted domination of their emen slurping sport by a race of superior athletes.
It was inevitable.

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Chinlet confirmed picture has been proven

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We're putting together a team...

(You) in?

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you can't bap the hap

also slave-ania confirmed a maidenless faggot
chronicle loss for you my guy

*hobbles into thread*

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by the time he heals tyson will have retired and everyone will have forgotten about him

also don't contracts get extended when you're injured? can some kike weigh in on this?

*enters thread*

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Fart!

Good form, but this manlet leaned all the way back and was able to strike chest height at best.

It's unironically over

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Walk into the thread like what up I got a pink cock

Beast of a jacked gooby

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Twinkzat

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Khamzat is alright but he hasn't fought anyone like me yet

boxing was dying. this was the final nail in the coffin

Needs to link up with the Italian stallion if he wants to drip on em hoes

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Whad did schaub say about yan vs aljo?

hmm.. he doesn't look great, he has a nice shoot for takedown, got it cleanly.. but he doesn't look naturally strong, and does a lot of spinning shit that could be exploiting when standing. dammit. wanted to bet on a busted russian prospect.

How do you cope with your daily suicidal thoughts heem? They only stop when I'm training, and I'm too injured to train hard right now

Heem
Everyone
Eventually
Myself

Where do people get tips on rigged fights/games? Is it basically just people with ties to the mob?

They only appear in the mornong and when im about to sleep, just power throw them

Watch technique videos brazza and think about how you'll apply those techniques next time you train/spar.

poopyloopybros...we're in deep walders

I never have them cause I'm not a mentally weak faggot

stop drinking that mexican piss water your countrymen call beer, it's literally killing you and making you a depressed loser

The Colby Covington?

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If you heem yourself the Jews win, unless you're not White then go ahead and end yourself

So he’s famous because he survives Usman better than others?

Why doesn't he have a ratlip in this pic?

He does

Why is it much noticeable now?

Like canor and his third round

...Would you??

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If colby beats khamzat why is he trying to fight a 155er?
Khamzat is the money foght now.

>do better than everyone else does against the best
>is this why he has fans?!
yes?

no one said he has fans, colby

Did you not see his 25 minute unanimous decision win vs Jorge?

Poirier tapped and retired
He will fight dude weed, get tkoed and officially retire

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It belongs to BTC (Big Tranny Cock)

Higher quality footage and maybe the way his face grew. Also since it's scar tissue maybe he opened it up again at some point

he does decent buys, so whether people are paying to see him lose or win he's drawing their eyeballs

that's what you casuals don't understand about playing a heel lmao

I said famous not fans, he’s just known cause Usman couldn’t KO him in the rematch, his entire shtick is being a better punching bag for Usman than others. Just because Gilbert also got KO’d doesn’t mean Colby did better, Gilbert actually came close to finishing Usman and Masvidal on 6 days notice did better than Colby with their first fight. The guy is complete ass, I gurantee the only reason Usman didn’t finish him in the rematch is his hand exploded in round two and needs surgery.

it really is a beast, been hitting the bottle too hard need to get back to my training or i just sit and wallow in anxiety and depression, but also when im working and training all day and happier life just goes by with nothing changing

you just sound worked
which makes you a bitch

He sold 700K vs Usman which is more than cuckbib and ngannou

>he does decent buys
Does he? When? When fighting the #1 p4p? What a feat.

Cody is and always was a bum

yea that's really solid

pootrpoos...what can we do now?

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I have fantasies of murdering raping and robbing people
The only way to rid yourself of these thoughts is to blame others

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so why can't francis do those numbers when he fights sleepay?
because no one gives a shit about either of them
mush mouth retard vs black guy who can't speak english
no promotion, no buys

Colby vs Whittaker is the fight to make

Why don't foreign UFC fighters learn english? They're working for an american company and they are trying to appeal to an international audience. Who doesn't learn english at school nowadays anyway

Get send to die in ukraine as punishment pityr sis...

Such a boring fight

just realized petr yan is the worst champion in bantamweight history

intelligent people who think ahead don't become fighters

>colby doesnt have fans
anyone else starting to hate american flags

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Go look at Paulo Costa's twitter and you will realize its good that they don't

That's Dominique lose
Literally just a skittish outfighter who throws arm punches to game the score cards
A joke
Cejudo will crush alja

Shame Yan was neutralized completely

they're just trailer trash retards
I never take people owned by isreal seriously
I mean their entire nation is a joke to feed money to jews so their opinions are worth about as much as the shit I clean from my ass when I take a big khamzat in the till

Why can't someone expose Izzy the same way Yan was exposed? No way Izzy has better TD defense.

Izzy was exposed by Jan lmao and Middleweight has shit wrestlers

an american didn't even say that. back up doo

>More than cuckbib
Is it? Khabib sold 2400k

Yawn literally got dominated for 5 rounds, dude. He didn't even land a fucking strike, bro. What a garbo champ, dude.

He's too long for the division so it harder to keep him down, Jan did it easily

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Way too many people replying to leafs in here

trailer trash retards are colbussy's entire fanbase

>t. in the ugly sister of a joke of a nation

this
izzy is a cutbaby
when he fights people his size he gets raped

Darren always looks like a somewhat likeable tard

prime dom would tool up petr

UFC is degraded talentwise in every division
Izzy wouldn't even be top 5 in the jacare, weidman, silva, rockhold, romero era
The only top 5 people hed beat are bisping and Kennedy

Colby is in fights with 1 draw, ngan Vs game has zero. Colby isn't the draw

>triggered fats
go take a shit in your local walmart and leave the mma discussion to the real men who don't have to larp with their ar15s about overthrowing a government that feeds their tax dollars to jews

thanks pardners

Cuckbibs last fight sold nothing like 600K rounded up

Colby vs Masvidal flopped, only way Colby can do buys is title fight or a Khamzat fight

he always draws
that's why he's the main event
I know this is complex stuff, but try to follow along

you couldnt larp with an ar15 if you wanted to and i bet you couldnt shit in a walmart if you needed to

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again you are insulting colbussy's core audience

oh yeah remember how big of a draw mighty mouse was?

/heem/ approved walkout music only
youtube.com/watch?v=yaRTCObEO-8

That was mcgregor
Khabib hurt ppv sales by staying on the bus, failing to finish raging fucking al and ducking the last press conference due to fear of being mentally humiliated

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Colbum is a pitter patter non aggressive crotch sniffer, IDK how anyone boys that faggot.

why are you guys so contrarian about colby you guys arent actually democrats right

Usman and Masvidal did 1 million, I refuse to believe Colby and masvidal also didn’t. Anything with Masvidal, Nate, Connors name on something, is going to draw buys. They’re all in that circle, don’t know why Dustin didn’t get some attention, I guess cause normies don’t think he’s as “Le gangsta” as the other two

acktually mas and colby did over 500k lmao

"grudge" matches sell

>thinks canada doesn't have guns
lmao oim laffin

nah just you lol if you live in a trailer park I'm sorry but that's the life you chose

He only fights people that sell with or without him

Khamzat got exposed so they have to hate

afternoon on a sunday
nobody watched midgets
Usdaddy draws fat ppv numbers, greater than Assvidal or Colbussy can achieve together or on their own. The racist UFC insists that the only reason Kamaruking draws is because of the b-side.

yea robbie lawler is a huge drawl fer sure b

Because he's white and the maga gimmick

Anymore low tier bait or we done?

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Fuck you
Yes

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you act like colby actually cares about or believes in anything his shtick pretends to care about lol, he literally only cares about money

which is based now that i think about it

colby sells out vegas and msg, dana calls him a draw, but i think the seething spergs on Yea Forums have the real inside info

They mad

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currently playing: hearts of iron IV

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This weeks card is looking spicy

UsGOD has never sold that low a number. Did 1m and 700k vs Assvidal and 700k vs Colsissy
Who's the draw?

Oh so a non-draw can have high ppv numbers if they're fighting a draw? We should apply this to Colby, might be interesting

>you act like colby actually cares about or believes in anything his shtick
i dont, that still triggers pedophiles though

Bryce Mitchel is the real one Colbeast is the fun one

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nice pea plunker I'm sure you feel real hard shooting cans at the range
to bad you're to much of a pussy to actually shoot anything or anyone lmao

go drink some more of mexicos piss and send more money to isreal like the good little jew owned bitch that you are

>poofc puts khabibs "fights" on a sunday afternoon
Lol

Not a ppv you dofus

>dana calls him a draw
thats why he gave jorge a huge contract and colby still gets paid shit

Rules of MMA:
>every close fight is a robbery
>if you lose once you're a can, but if you lose 20 times you're a "legend"
>every popular fighter is a hype train
>fighters CANNOT improve; every past fight is proof of how their future fights will go
>any fight that isn't as exciting as Rory MacDonald vs Robbie Lawler is a snooze fest
>wrestling is crotch sniffing if a fighter I don't like does it, but ragdolling is a fighter I do like does

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easy money on gadzhi+luque KO

he did 700k against usman not sure what your point is

true bryce is based and fully believes his shtick, he's no gimmick

thank colby and jorge for drawing the house b

Why is the Pakistani all worked up?