/mlb/ general - APRIL POWERS edition

who's the defending world series champion? I forgot

The Yankees have 26 rings and a pocket watch

Queeriners

lets go my yankees!

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The WS was cancelled last year.

>The Yankees have 26 rings and a pocket watch
and that makes you seethe

why do people keep talking about the phillies' defense being bad? what is defense? pitching? I thought they had good pitchers

For me its Jasrado Prince Hermis Arrington Chisholm Jr

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Expect us.

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Is this nu though?

the rays aren't gonna finish above .500 this year
too bad for them
but at least they don't have two once in a generation players and still managing to suck this much
fucking loser angles.

We've always expected your team to fail and is why we call them Philthies

Pocket watch is much cooler

pitching is pitching, defense is the guys in the field

No, because no one in this board were born for the first 22 of them
And it doesn't count as a ring

pocketwatch are for gentlemen, which is what the yankees are

Literal who’s

I live in the Midwest. One of my housemates in a flamboyant gay guy from California who is a huge Dodgers fan. He is the most repulsive person I have ever met in my life. Argues like a woman. Leaves trash and dirty dishes all over the house. Talks loudly on Discord on his stupid little ear buds. All of us can't stand him.

Honest to god, I hope his asshole rots and he dies of AIDS.

Nothing failing about winning this clown division with ease.

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how are they bad at that? it's professionals you just catch the ball when it comes to you and throw it to the right place. shouldn't be hard

a team literally the entire country doesn't care about

Angel Hernandez is a fucking terrible umpire.

And yet the philthies had three throwing errors in 3 innings

lol barfs

Are they actually kinda good now ?

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More like gentlemutts. But enough fight and let's keep this thread Cubs-friendly

Replace Gallo and Falafel with Didi and Frazier, now that's a fucking team.

What is your favorite team's worst quality?

I don't know but I sure remember their state being burnt to the ground

doyers

Yankees
Too many coloreds

Injuries

no, still full rebuild

you remember the civil war?

uh... yeah... I'm thinkin' we're back...

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Philthies will win alright, win by losing alot for the first over
>MLB to implement a lottery system for the 2023 draft onward
Oh nonononono hahaha and even if they got the first overall pick, they'd draft yet another bust that will haunt them worse than Moniak did

>risp

>lost to the fucking pebbles

JUST

Your owner is trying to sell the team. Pray it doesn't turn out the same way Senators 1.0 and 2.0 went.

Correct me if I'm wrong but it's usually not good if your starter has 68 pitches in 2 2/3 innings, right?

give it a week

I'm just hoping that it's not another Daniel Snyder.

>Broose Pooper has a 0.82 BA
Some MVP you got there Philthies

mmm
smells like baseball
can hardly wait for this weekend

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Ugly nigger

What if it's Daniel Snyder

Bronx is ghetto and New York isn't worth the trip

That's pretty good these days actually. If you go 4 innings you're literally koufax

>60 game mickey mouse covid meme ring
kek

Baseball in seattle smells like lube and ass

That is correct.

>yankees

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nobody actually COUNTS 2020 right?

>10 years 400 million for this shitter

JUST

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Imagine being a Rangers fan right now LOL

peterson dealing against the phillies... schwarb harper and the rest cant catch up

dasd

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starting pitchers should have to pitch a minimum of 6 innings

Can't wait until the M's trade Ray for more useless prospects!

yummy boogies!

It's the phillies bro what you're gonna brag about next? Beating retard tech?

So what trade deadline deal will the Yankees make this time to patch up the holes in their roster (starting pitching) and will it work?

or at all

And dead basemen.

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Still will age better and win a WS before Larper will

Based

Poor Wil is cooked. He might be the worst bat of the starters.

Phillies will lead the league in runs.

I will literally bet my life savings on it.

your team must be down right now ... condolences

Runs like poop yeah

better than seeing astros, red sox, yankees or dodgers try to constantly win every year. not as fun that way.

definitely the most worthless ring. the wax ring in my toilet has more value lmao