Why does RLM associate with neolib faggots like Patton Oswald and CM Cuck? I thought they were redpilled

U THOUGHT WRONG MUTHAFUCKA

he's a stooge who easily gets manipulated by click-bait articles. He probably only watched like 3 seconds of the AVGN video so he could find something to insult him over

Being on adderall and Xanax is par for the course for an LA-based writer...but where did she get the fentanyl, user? Why did Patton start dating another woman under a month after the funeral and get engaged to her a few months after that?

Seems like his wife was a mighty big inconvenience for him given the other chick he had waiting around the corner. Makes you go hmmmmm.

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Remember when he invited terrorists to attack Trump hotels. Good times.

always come into patton threads for this burn

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try not to water down the term terrorist, that shit ends with everyone critical of the government being officially labeled a literal terrorist like in turkey

terrorists terrorize the public by killing people, setting stuff on fire or smashing windows is not terrorism

He looks like he protects trans kids.

the more you look into it the weirder it gets, you're better off not looking it up as not to taint your Ratattoili and King of Queens viewing experience

The most hillarious thing in the world? People who vote republican, and especially Trump, in an attempt to rebel against neoliberalism. Peak ignorance in plain view.

Because they want to grow their audience, and who is more recognizable to normies than failed 90's / early 00's actors?

>setting stuff on fire or smashing windows is not terrorism
antifa is for the faggiest of rich kids doing shit for feel good points *CRACK* **siiiiiiiiiiiip** now the weathermen, those were some domestic terrorists

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who is CM Cuck?

A former pro wrestler and failed MMA fighter who likes to give ridiculous liberal hot takes about Drumpf.

sounds faggy as fuck

No I’m talking about literal terrorists. Oswalt tweeted this back in November 2016 and then had to apologise for it.

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What’s wrong with Patton?

Maybe they actually believe in getting along, more than representing their tribe.

His spouses seem to expire under questionable circumstances.

nothing. the site is being invaded by 8/pol/ since they ruined theirs

He's your typical liberal hairless chubby faggot, just like the RLM crew.

Yes he did

he has no spine, questionable on a soul. he obsessively chases any sort of public approval he can even if it's only for an instant from someone he doesn't even know who in all likelihood hates him every other second. the peak bugman

>Why is it that you keep hearing about people eating "pizza" in the jew cities, user? Isn't it more likely that this so-called "pizza" doesn't even exist and that it's actually a secret liberal codeword for raping children? Makes you go hmmmmmm.
At last I truly see.

so those people are t shirts? are you stupid or just plain retarded?

nice try dogfucker

He's not funny. He is, in fact, an insufferable asshole, and by far the worst guest RLM has ever had on their show.

He's that special kind of spineless who is emboldened when he has a echo chamber, but has no conviction outside of it.

Speaking of conviction, he killed his wife and then remarried within months.

I’ve always assumed Patton is gay and his marriages are for convenience.

At least he didn't murder his w-

you would hate patton way less if you knew it was all in act he puts on simplely because photos surfaced of him palling around with the happy merchant cartoonist...

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It's always been weird to me that they stick up for groups of people who would have no problem robbing, assaulting or killing them.

RLM are many things but redpilled has never even been a baitworthy claim, come on now.

>I thought they were redpilled
That’s on you, idiot.

Eh Beardfat is pretty cringe and bluepilled too so it's not much of a stretch.

I hate Trayvon Martin and I'm glad that he's dead

OH NO NO NO fatguts on suicide watch.

And yet the likes/dislikes ratio is about 27:1, so most people liked it.

Paid bots.

The goblin just seemed bored during the entire thing, I have no idea why he even bothered showing up.
Did he not realize the entire point is to endure bad movies? He seemed to be missing from the couch a lot.

russian bots made to disillusion truth seekers

yeah his wife's dead body was still warm when he decided to start banging his new woman

RLM aren't redpilled and they don't really care about politics (except Josh who is a faggot).

Mike might have the instincts to be redpilled but he doesn't care enough.

“Third Reich” Mike was just hiding his powerlevel.

Why haven't we all disliked the video? Just to piss off rlm at least.

>I thought they were redpilled.

cringe

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>I thought they were redpilled.

based

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D list establishment shill and genuine sissyfag. The rich evans bit wasn't a joke, Rich is a more notable person. I can only assume he was brought on and wasn't in on the joke, because he's not like Culkin where it's a novelty to have him.

What happened with CM Punk?

Nah he's funny, but you have to separate the art from the artist, just like Patton separated his wife from this dimension.

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you don't even know what neolib means

This.

??????

yes

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>He literally rooted for the bad guys

Even it was a attempt at funny, fuck this dude.

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hes an unfunny cuck.

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>tfw they picked the 3 worst movies on botw

it was very progressive of rlm to allow a wife murderer on it subverted my expectations

The real answer that none of these Autists will tell you is that he suffers from pretty hardcore depression.

Did Jim Carrey draw this?

Wait, CM Punk is doing something with RLM?

>mocks James without watching the video
>records a BotW with people who have done 2 long videos ripping the movie apart

what did he mean by this?

>implying souls real
Jay Bauman holding a cigarette.jpg

Why is it always food comparisons with you amerifats?

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It wasn't as bad as it could have been, Macaulay Culkin was worse at trying to be funny, and Oswalt popped the guys a couple of times. He's still horribly unfunny for a professional comedian/humorist/wtfever

He isn't funny. He does the same "HAHA LANGUAGE CAN BE AMBIGUOUS" shit four times reading the wheel tapes, and his idea of a joke is talking about buying weed and a queen song starts. He's stupid and deserves to die.

>neolib
That's not what that means, fucking dummy.

because they aren't twitter shitpost warriors like you op

this, just last month Yea Forums was a place where we respected women and ethnic/sexual minorities and allies like patton

what is neoliberalism? is it like woke capital?

Because its a channel about movies and television not politics.

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Where do I find Jewish neo-Nazi girls to date?

People who think they're tolerant liberals and want corporations to censor ideas that trigger them.

kek this never gets old

>neolib

That word doesn't mean what you think it means, retard

they shill merch just like any other money grubbing eceleb

Will RLM ever have an openly gay guest?

>vandalism is 9/11!

Why are you such a pussy?

Because if they didn't they where next..

yeah, next episode jay's boyfriends going to be on. he said so on patreon.

No but he knew how heavy she was hitting the pills

>the weathermen
COINTELPRO, you fucking moron.

You shouldn't besmirch a man with a wife and a child like that, user.

>I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
-Mike Stoklasa

The parallel reality where chinless pasty fatbois in their mommy's basement eating tendies is desirable to any female without organic brain damage.

It's the economic model pushed by conservatives, """"""moderate"""" liberals like Clinton and Macron, and everyone EXCEPT leftists. This isnt esoteric knowledge, it's pretty basic shit. Figures whatever angry British faggot on YouTube you get your opinions from wouldn't cover it.

>we
NYPA you fucking faggot.

well excuse me, princess

Didn't he kill his wife or something?

If your fee fees get hurt this easily you're not ready to post here fattycaeks.

look who's talking

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there's no such thing as "neoliberalism" in economy, it's just a buzzword invented by commies

based

Why do only nigger twitter bitches say "fee fees"

he's never had a friend

He did until patreon

Patton kills his friends.

How does RLM manage to get all these actual monsters on their show?
Does this mean he's getting exposed as a murder any time now

Does anyone have the sam hyde tweets about how patton killed his wife?

I'd like these as well. Never seen them.

I have this shirt but wear it rarely due to the increased frequency of mass shootings. MDE is the only thing out now that captures the spirit of Wonder Showzen and absurd comedy in the early to mid 2000s.

he didn't kill her but he probably watched her choke to death on vomit

They were very funny and patton was triggered.