lol
Lol
Chalamet is so fucking ugly.
This person doesn't understand jokes.
No I just make up his name because it makes myself laugh
...
>making shya into one syllable
yeah this person doesnt understand english phonics or why it would be difficult
French and English share a large amount of vocabulary and vernacular, its not a very large leap in understanding.
chialaman is that right
also that kid is a faggot
please don't watch DUNE
if Dune 2020 fails his career will be over
Half of English vocabulary is Romance and "Aye-A" is not a diphthong in English and there's not even a diphthong in Chalamet so it's a piss poor comparison.
Did you know English speakers have trouble with slavic diphthongs too? Must be a racism thing.
The paki faggot Kumail had a better joke about M Night Shyamalan
>You can tell people are racist if they make fun of M Night for Shayamalamanadingdong and not for his middle name being NIGHT
I'm pretty sure people make fun of him because his movies suck.
Some of them are aight, split was pretty good
Leave the hotel alone, if you are going out you must act someday, like get your shit together and get out, otherwise I do not recommend being against your hotel, they literally own you
Why do people sperg about that fag on the right? He's really nothing special and looks terrible in motion.
shit taste
He is Jeff Bezos's boy toy. Huge campaign to push him into the spotlight
blech
It’s almost like France was a bastion of white culture and has a globally recognised Romance language or something.
SHAMA LAMA DING DONG
Show proof or fuck off tinfoil hat wearing faggot
Why are you so hurt? What stake do you have in this?
Did this person just wake up from the year 2001?
You're insulting his beloved husbando
People don't make fun of Shyamalan's name because it's hard to pronounce, they make it fun of it because it's stupid.
Never heard that guys name pronounced, I've only seen it written down
I thought it was something like "Kalamet"
He has terrible jaw structure, a weird head shape, and very nearly a unibrow. He is mogged easily by random hot guys everywhere on the street. Taste? What, you like boys aged 12-15 that haven't or won't develop strong bones?
No, it's French. They use 33% more letters in their words than necessary because they omit pronouncing that many.
Versailles = Versai (add the slight palate rattle as though there's snot in the back of your mouth)
Twinkfags are the worst
cope harder
He's relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.
in every photo he grindes his teeth so hard to mak e his jaw bigger, the dude probally has no problem getting gf why he is so insecure?
It's the unusual sequence of letters. Cha is common in English while Shya is not.
He's one of those guys who would've been a beautiful trans woman if he had transitioned before puberty.
Such a waste.
>ywn look this good
I have nothing to cope about. What a meaningless thing to say. "Cope" implies I have some hardship or difficulty to deal with. If anyone should "cope" it's you thinking that plain-faced, skinny guy is some exemplary ideal or something.
Kek
Post that often cuz Chalaniggers are extremely transphobic
Speak for yourself.
GONNA MAKE THIS A NIGHT TO REMEMBER
>negative canthal tilt
Into the trash it goes
Based "relentlessly handsome" poster
Why even breathe?
>Why even breathe?
So you can smell his orgasmic smell.
why ding dong
People who will support the Dune movie are super fags with prolapsed anuses
It’s not hard to say at all, but he’s M. Night Shablam in my house
This bitch wearing lip gloss?? does he even has balls?? wears more make up than the fag who plays flash
where do you find these pics?
He's quite literally the only reason why anyone is going to even bother watching DUNE.
>what is chapstick
Don't overthink it, you troglodyte.
t'es un malocul anglais?
He doesn't look 12-15.
t. remember being that age
His sugar daddy Jeff Bezos will buy all the tickets. This kike can't act, all his movies are huge flops.
First post best post.
Chala-doormat is relentlessly ugly.
Idk how he keeps getting cast, most of his movies are flops, he can't act and his only fans are autistic tumblrites and twink faggots.
What gives?
See: Also pic related. He's literally Nepotism: The Actor.
He's the Brando, Newman and Delon of our generation. The perfect Hollywood specimen.
>Versailles = Versai
thats the dumbest thing i ever see... but coming from an american i understand
Fucking disgusting. Why is this allowed?
This might be the single worst post ever posted on Yea Forums. I'm not even mad. It's baffling how a "human" being could type this, ironically or not.
Is absolutely everyone ITT a homosexual?
yep
Cope
>Shama-llama-ding-dong
lmao this is literally about tarantino (first 10 seconds)
youtube.com
is this secretly a "how dare he do this to bruce lee" meme?
I dont know who either of those people are
Should change his name to Fagalet
See
M. Night Shamalamadingdong
You sure reply and post a lot for someone supposedly not bothered by it.
>"I-I swear I'm not coping or anything!"
Pathetic
Have sex.
you want him to suck your coc k like he sucks this lolli
your secretly gay and bothered
he looks like an incel with a nice haircut
You just came in your pants hunny
poor guy
i think hes supposed to be like the attainable GND but for weirdo faggots. like he isn't hideous but hes fucking weird looking and average at best so these loony queers start homolusting i guess.
no different from the waifu-fags on here idolizing 6/10s, just way gayer
It's one thing to idolize someone weird/unconventional looking, it's another to constantly post things like that he's THE ACTOR OF OUR GENERATION when he's done nothing to prove that whatsoever. It's very cringe.
that's mental, I live on Bendypole Way
yfw you realize this is only a "white people" thing because most blacks can't read in the first place, let alone pronounce complicated words
>let alone pronounce complicated words
If that’s the case why do they name their kids things like Shanaynayqua and the like?
>cha = shah
>met = may
makes sense
>shya
AHH HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SAY THAT
Because most people know how French words are pronounced and they hear the name in French when they see it.
Nobody knows how Indian is pronounced so when they see what they assume to be an Indian name their head has no idea what it sounds like.
Weird looking people = memorable people.
Shama-llama-ding-dong always gets laughs.
Could they possibly be a seething unfunny minority?
well then im sure you haunt a lot of dreams
i meant the waifu fags do the same shit with one of the dozen Emmas, its literally the same thing but with fags.
>English is a white language
I'm glad non-whites and liberals agree.
he cute
Wow I hate white people now?
>white people pronounce white surnames better than non-white surnames
Wow, what a revelation!
He's a cherub, a little angel.
LMAO XD WYPIPO DO BE LIKE THIS
He loves black people and black people love him back
He loves the bbc
Dropped.
good
No one cares Pajeet.
not really
Aidskike was a mistake
DELET
youtube.com
dictionary.com
youtube.com
Notice, especially with the last one, that I specifically mentioned that sound at the end, the snot sound. You prefer me to say "versaiyuh"?
LOL ew
There are better looking fags on Jefferson St. in Savannah on Thursdays.
no way
I don't care