Striptease vs Showgirls

Gotta go with Showgirls due to Jessie Spano from Saved By The Bell. Zoomers don't know the feels, but I think an apt comparison would be if Victoria Justice shot a stripper movie going full frontal (I woulda said Hannah Montana, but I've seen Miley's pussy pissing).

No offense to Demi, but Striptease was just a natural progression for her dying career, less shock value.

For me it's Closer

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Growing Up with saved by the bell in the pre internet porn era gave Showgirls unbelievable fap capacity.

When I was younger I thought Demi Moore was the most beautiful woman alive and couldnt believe my luck when she got naked

Now im older I can see how disgusting she was. How was it so hard to see?

Showgirls is made by based Verhoeven

This. But Berkeley still looks smokin in retrospect.

for me it's Lenny (1974)

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prime Demi Moore is goat

demi moore is the kind of woman you want to see naked and when you do you're like meeeh maybe not

Showgirls is more fun. Striptease is just an ok movie.

We've all seen Miley's pissing pussy

>demi moore
imagine...

For me its Cobra from Dallas Connection

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>Prime
lol. She's already a walled roastie in there

prime Demi Moore is Ghost

>prime Demi Moore
she had already started declining when she did Striptease
prime Demi is late '80s/early '90s Demi

This. Pre-boobjob was the best.

Both are bad movies but Showgirls has showgirls in it and shaved bush. It wins.

Demi is the better looking dame though. Sadly her movie is the lesser fap material.

Showgirls
Very underrated

some1 post that seizure sex in the pool.
fucking boomer cringe.

i like pusy hair as much as the next guy but i think demi moore is scary

no bueno

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>i like pusy hair as much as the next guy
I'm gonna need a proof of that.

Sorry fren I actually misrepresented myself, I probably like it MORE than the next guy considering it's not so popular these days

but the density of demi moore's bush is like a black hole from whence none emerge

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based

>but the density of demi moore's bush
It does look nice and soft tho. You didn't do enough research i bet.

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>What's the best stripper kino?
Blaze.

Going to the strip club tonight lads

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based

Shitty huge fake tits. You're a shitter.

L O S T

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I like Demi. Great tits.

Showgirls is literally just too much of a good thing. Outside of a porno, I didn't think it was possible for a major motion picture to have so much nudity that it actually get boring. By the time this movie is halfway over, you are starting to wish people would put their fucking clothes back on just to keep it interesting. But no....

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Recommend me some porn with this aesthetic my dudes

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Showgirls has the infamous pussy jiggle. There’s nothing in striptease that can compete with that.

Showgirls because the main actress doesn't look like a tranny

>infamous pussy jiggle
elaborate, pls

I forgot how sick Berkeley's body was.

Ahem...may I ask whose pussy jiggled

Yeah, but was she pissing in your mouth?

Let's just say, I know Miley intimately and never had to use Listerine.

>tied up vampire with blood running from her eyes
>clearly being held against her will
>extremely terrified
>person who is holding her captive threatens her with a phallic shaped red hot iron poker
>...
>captive is still wearing a bra

actually so retarded, not only does it make 0 sense in terms of the scene but its so immersion breaking and highlights the absurdity of the ratings of the scene

>can threaten to rape a captive woman with a red hot phallic poker
>cant show tits or the actor doesnt want to show tits

I knew he was a judo master but I had no idea Steven Seagal also was a stripper.

Found it
voyeurstyle.com/watch/1788/elizabeth-berkley-flashing-her-pussy-in-slow-motion/

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Man I don't know how anyone who's ever been to a decent strip club before can suspend their disbelief for stripper movies actual strippers are fucking stacked and always like 5'10" with the build of gymnasts

those fake tits on the left are disgusting

is she wearing fake tits?

Also a fan of The Wrestler

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Goddman, Marisa Tomei even at 50+ is still one of the first actresses I'd want to bang.

Imagine her running her mouth 'My Cousin Vinny Style' while you 'accidentally' slide it into her ass. Good stuff.

Biel, yes, yes

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>peter i cant afford the rent
>im gonna haveto go back to performing shows

Showgirls passes the Bechdel Test.

> is your Petey Sense tingling?

Is that when I cum in my pants?

I've seen this movie like 20 times and never show that. kek
I'm always thinking about her nipple covers in that scene.

Demi Moore was way better looking, but strip tease had sex and tits usually uncensored. If you were a kid in the 90/00's with no internet this was a big difference

What are some other movies with pusy jiggle

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Is when a girl talk to another about a thing that it's not a guy.

In that movie she was already 44 and she had a better naked body than most 20 year olds

does having lumps of silicone inserted underneath your skin count as "wearing" it?

bodies in general age much better than faces, assuming you don't get fat.

Ben Franklin wrote a satirical piece on why young men should fuck older women, and me specifically mentions the fact that if you can't see their face the body is still good

No, according to my experience.
Most women past 25 have a shitty body even if they are not particularly fat: saggy tits, flat asses, flaccid abdomen, muffin tops...

This post was made by someone that never leaves his basement.

The real answer is From Dusk Till Dawn

She's not stripping in that movie. She's a bikini dancer. Not the same.

>Goddman, Marisa Tomei even at 50+ is still one of the first actresses I'd want to bang.

Her being 50 makes her hotter as she's probably insecure, even desperate. After a few drinks she'd get loose and touchy-feely, leaning in close and plaintively asking if she's still got it.

Childhood is Striptease
Adulthood is realizing Showgirls is the best.

>THRUST IT! THRUST IT! THRUST IT!

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And there's no Cocaine, pimps or blowjobs in the movies. Complete bullshit, amirite?

Quality thread, lads.

Not even unironically, I mean it. This kind of shitposting brothership is why I still come to this horrible board.

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

LazyTown was pretty good