Cucktiano Penaldo afterlife

I'm sure OP means real life not whatever Marvel movie you got going on in your head

>What are some activities he will be doing once he retires?
making you seethe

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This

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pissi cuckitini

Kwab

Nah, he'll be fine.

Ronaldo will be the next Wolverine.

Kek

>Pissi scores a hat trick of assists against relegation fodder
>Insufferable Penaldo spam

he will spend all his money to have twains all over the internet for hundreds of year

>ghostnaldo does nothing in 90 minutes vs Neverton
>Twain cant stop seething

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This.

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He’s said that he’ll be coaching

I found Penaldo's filmography
>Diving Miss Daisy
>Andorra's Box
>The Tap-ining
>9 (Angry) Men
>A Few Good Pens
>Missery
>Cry Hard with a Vengeance
>The Road to San Marino
>Dude, Where's My VAR?

coaching what

i think it's call grooming

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Cucktiano Penaldo in a nutshell

He'll drill that little pajeet kid of his Ronny Jr to have a footballing career and live vicariously through him until his twins come of age and technology has advanced to the point where he can have his brain transferred into their body.

>Dude, where's my VAR
lost

Rent free

He's already drilling multiple kids.

see

He'll shout to any journalist or person willing to hear it how his career was the biggest event in the history of mankind, much bigger than Messi's. He'll make once every two days for the rest of his life statements about Messi and how he was the better player. It will be insufferable.
I'm 100% this will be the case because it what he currently does, imagine how worse it will get once he's sitting in his home with nothing better to do.

What every southern european retiree does, looking at construction sites.

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Kek they do it here too

Obsessed

Nice

He'll get a few movie cameos but he'll fail to make it as an actor.
He'll buy a team.
He'll own a real estate firm and probably a few hotels for a steady stream of income.
He'll spend time with his kids, being a caring parent but also autistically coaching them to become mirror images of himself while he pays other people to run his businesses.
He'll be accused of rape/sexual harrassment again.
He'll be convicted for tax fraud again but pay his way out of it.
He'll play in yearly Ronaldo and friends vs Messi and friends charity matches.

>open up a gym
he already owns a bunch.
cr7fitnesscrunch.com/en

Skeletons will be let out of the closet after there's no more incentive to keep them hidden and he'll probably become shunned from public life

What would be a funny spin on "take him to the Greek"?

Buggery without consent

Take Him To Get Greeked

Kek

uh oh twainsisters gonna freak

jej

Kek why is this so relatable, and you know their are giving their opinion to the people working.

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nice, never saw this

You forgot
>Charlie's Anals
>Men in Black in Me
>Mississippi Burnley

Oxygen please

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They’re okay, but I prefer the one he did with Whoopi Goldberg. It was called “Pre-Assister Act”

KWAB

comfy

>he

Doesn't surprise me.

>Andorra's Box
HAHAHAHA

Good one.

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pumping babies into Georgina

>Georgina? But I don't like vagina.

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…with a turkey baster.