/cyc/ - general

comfy squeakers edition

Current and upcoming races:
10.04 - 17.04 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkey 2.Pro
12.04 Paris–Camembert 1.1
12.04 - 15.04 Giro di Sicilia 2.1
13.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne 1.1 WE
13.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne 1.Pro
15.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
16.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
16.04 Arno Wallaard Memorial 1.2
16.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes 1.WWT
17.04 Paris-Roubaix 1.UWT
17.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1 WE

Velogames:
>League Name: /cyc/
>League Code: 12620635

>Rusbert's webm folders:
general 2022 mega.nz/folder/vs9iQKhK#eEZY5xnArGT6Gf6_o2mVRQ
general 2021 mega.nz/folder/W90mnDrC#v1mkJf_47LPK9bl1FH-3-w
Giro mega.nz/folder/ux8iyBKD#LK1Q90iU9lZsE2tLphV1MA
Tour mega.nz/folder/C18ADCAa#Z27s7BU0JxSrI5W66ZtIIQ
Vuelta mega.nz/folder/2x8QmBjJ#vKFUDvQkeRJK5kmFb9I92Q

>Races info:
procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
tiz-cycling-live.io/
cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Previous thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

procyclingstats.com/race/paris-camembert/2022/result/startlist
procyclingstats.com/race/giro-di-sicilia/2022/gc/startlist
ciclismointernacional.com/primoz-roglic-revela-problemas-fisicos-y-esta-en-duda-para-flecha-y-lieja/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

based

cringe

Franck BONNAMOUR will win De Brabantse Pijl.

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lame

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After racing this weekend my back started hurting a bit.
I even caught myself doing the pose of the backpain frog often posted here

are cycling gf

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Tomorrow

Paris - Camembert
procyclingstats.com/race/paris-camembert/2022/result/startlist

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It's over, my dear Bert.

the most prestigious Giro di Sicilia starts tomorrow and PCS still doesn't have startlist for it. outrageous!

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Tour of Turkey stage 3

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Start of Giro di Sicilia
procyclingstats.com/race/giro-di-sicilia/2022/gc/startlist

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a perfect race for squeakers, with cheese and all

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All I know is that the serbian superstar Dusan RAJOVIC is in the startlist

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Meme startlist: The NEPOTISM edition

Vino's son
Nibali's bro
Superman's clone

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>philipsen2ndlols

>Vino's son
but only one of them?

for me, it's líder da Geral dos Pontos

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dude during my race last saturday i had so much backpain. i thought i was mostly over it. it's fine now though

for me, it's you

they will swap mid-race, during bike change when other twin jumps out of the bushes and takes his brother's place

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500m rampas over 10% this week

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good ol' twin doping

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>ynr Biagio Conte

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>123 CANAL Carlos Euskaltel - Euskadi 1:59

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What a disaster, Nairoman ranked as +1:44.
He will have to go thermonuclear on stage 4 on the Alto Manisa MTF.

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Can't wait to see the vinderbud

Not sure who can follow Nairo when he presses all the buttons and the thermonuclear beast is unleashed.
Jay the Rape?
Johannessen?
tough optakt for Emil

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probably only Vine, maybe Vanhoucke and Vandenabeele. but we still don't know how bad are Quintaner's injuries.

We may live to see a sexual predator win a stage race

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Eduardo Sepúlveda is the obvious choice

>win a stage race
he's going to rape it bro

provided he can stay on his bike

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corners are an issue but as long as it's a straight line with no outside factors he might RAPE every stage

ciclismo

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would you trust wheels with carbon spokes?

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why not, carbon is very strong in tension. i'm not a weight weenie though so i'll keep using whatever spokes my wheelsets have.

>mfw i got passed by my girl Amalie today

Flèche brabanconne will be hard to predict

not for /ourguy/ Axelchad

I don't trust his takes anymore after his absolutely retarded DDV list

>

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>3 stars for a 20 year old kid on same level as MVDP

>they have the real ASO radio tour squeaker guy in Radio Tour today
kinda based

QUIZ TIME

name the rider

Hint: he's won a WT race

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Ryder Hesjedal

François Parisien. bizarre choice

nice; I have some spare 32mm that I might put on my Defy to test it out on light offroad trails; California is simply too steep + when people make trails they cut straight down the slopes

the race really made me wish I'd had the chance to be on a team in college

How did you know that. Are you cheating in these quizzes, Rusbert?

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It was a trick quiz to see who cheats

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LET IT GO BILL
ITS BEEN 15 YEARS

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oh no pissma-bros, the excuses are already starting

ciclismointernacional.com/primoz-roglic-revela-problemas-fisicos-y-esta-en-duda-para-flecha-y-lieja/

>¿Hay algún corredor que pueda derrotar a los eslovenos?
now that's what I call good cycling journalism

>el ex esquiador
NO WAY
surprised spanish actually has a word for it

Why wouldn't Spanish have a word for an international sport?

just add an "e" in front of every word that starts with s, so you get the espanish word. example: el esqueaker.

because spain cannot into winter sports

Den Brabantske Pil velodrama now open for business

the mystery of Bouhanni's and Peñalver's DNF is solved. also, what the fuck

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what the hell

truly the IQ of a turkey

now this is a proper assassination
what the fuck

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jesus christ what a fucking knobhead

>rain poncho on a sunny day
Was it Vinge in disguise?

uhm cheesed to meet you