/seriea/ - Pio(li)ve sul bagnato edition

MATCHDAY 33
>Friday 15.04
Spezia - Inter 19:00
Milan - Genua 21:00

>Saturday 16.04
Cagliari - Sassuolo 12:30
Udinese - Empoli 14:30
Sampdoria - Salernita 14:30
Fiorentina - Venezia 16:30
Juventus - Bologna 18:30
Lazio - Torino 20:45

>Monday 18.04
Napoli - Roma 19:00
Atalanta - Verona 21:00

Reminder to keep it comfy, take your meds, never expect oral on a Friday night, a carpet or a rug nailed to a wall is considered a tapestry, shave your balls.

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Forza ragazzi

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Lame

>never expect oral on a Friday night

what did I miss frabotas

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What is he saying?

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>Ducati rider first in motogp
>Ferrari driver first in f1

MOTORIBROS

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and aprilia won a gp, wtf is happening

Maybe its like
One good italian football / eurovision song contest year followed by one good italian motosports year

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>Ducati rider first in motogp
An Italian rider too!

negru

This too

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but is it worth it at price of 4 no good years of NT footy

better than >56 years of hurt

Singo Sango Songo Sungo

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>another Dutch

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please kill yourself for a country as corruption-free as pakistan, as democratic as liberia and a gdp/capita comparable to iraq

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for context, Ukrainians mistaken a russian tank for a friendly one and got obliterated

Speaking of Ukraine, is there any update on the poor bastards that dug the trenches inside the red forest?

>Roma have offered their artificial training pitch, but Bodø/Glimt seem intent on training on grass.

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>6 more games

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Is Shqiptar dead???

>6 games left before summer break and the inevitable schizo mercato session
grim

6 matchdays left to sign a cute gf and enjoy the summer

Lads I miss the days of Adriano(Finquel)

What happened to the one you had on loan with option to buy?

She signed with a team in the African league

Hello where are the European fixtures?

We won't need them anymore

Please move to /epl/

What kind of schizo puts the matchtime after the teams involved, good god

Or Bologna Samp

>playing @pasquetta
ngmi

imagine if jj was getting the same help from referees that inter is getting, people would be talking about calciopoli 2 and shit like that

Posting with a French flag

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>imagine if jj was getting the same help from referees that Inter is getting
Boy that must be so hard to imagine oh wait it's what is going on right now

I was being supportive of my /seriea/ bros. Extended the loan but I'm rethinking everything desu.

>Dejan Kulusevski è letteralmente esploso
WTF who's going to pay for him now

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take it as practice, soon you ducci will be reading from right to left anyway

is he the most sigma coach around?

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>acerbi been offered to jj and inter
schiramoment

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>acerbi has been offed
Rejoice!

'no'

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>the inevitable schizo mercato session
but which team will have the most schizo mercato session?

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Nature is healing

Good we already ready for romagnoli

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Di Canio bros....

@Viminale @Palazzo_Chigi buongiorno, suggerirei una verifica e qualche approfondimento su questa notizia e sul comportamento posto in essere da questo pilota che corre sotto la bandiera italiana. Grazie!

Inter will continue to peddle nonsense, Jj will make as many moves possible in uncertainty of the on going investigation, and Bbilan will continue to make no sense. Napoli might add someone, but idk

>Lucacca to PSG

>tfw you win the first battle of the coomers
Coppas coming to the US this year ;)

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How are we feeling /seriea/ bros?

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Safe

>Scrotone
lmao

Kum&Go family, where did it all go wrong

he was supposed to be a starter its not fair

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>he was supposed to be a starter its not fair
said no one ever

costanza calcio looks comfy

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This but for Inter

What's the Italian version of 'Out of the frying pan into the fire'? For when you go from one bad situation to another, the Dutch is to go from the rain into the drip

Just thinking about Onana succeeding Handa

Dalla padella alla brace

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out of the pan into the coals/embers

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I just discovered that Maldini is not italian, he's slovenian, that's why he was so strong and fit. I always wondered how an italian could dominate for 20 years. That's literally impossible

HAPPENING ->