Third best player in the world for the past half a decade or so

>third best player in the world for the past half a decade or so
>no one gives a fuck about him
Why is it like that? Why is he not marketable? He's even trying so hard, but still

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smartphones were a mistake

He is Reddit personified

Should've stayed with Dortmund and the tram built around him it would've made the Bundes more competitive and a based heckin underdog story

Is he the Andy Murray of football?

>>no one gives a fuck about him
pep wanted him

there is a complex a huge complex in the central europeans footballers. they cannot understand why the world ignores them. They feel on a par with their English or Spanish peers, but the reality is that they have the charisma of a potato and no one will ever like them. no matter how hard they try. resentment will remains.

Messi doesn't have much carisma like Maradona but people still like him

anglos have the anglosphere, spain has the hispanosphere. if uncle adolf was allowed to expand his regime, lewandowski would have his own sphere of influence to partake in

Messi isn't charismatic at all
I think addidas tried to market him so he could be the face of their new shoe but messi was just so autistic that addicts gave up lol
There's a YouTube vid on it

>third best player in the world for the past half a decade or so
kek

that's what playing in the blundershitga does to a mf

he's too slow on FIFA and the game is about pace so no one picks Bayern and he is forgotten. I'm not kidding btw.

Messi is charming. This shouldn't surprise you but people still admire the "humble guy who lets his talent talk" personality all over the world. It also helps that Messi is also one of the most aesthetic players to have ever existed.

More people admire someone who's outspoken with personality
Ronaldo has tsuuu meme, agua and other stuff that keeps him relevant while messi decays into oblivion
Check the numbers on social media and you'll see who the people prefer

>>third best player in the world for the past half a decade or so
I legitimately can't remember anything Lewa did in the CL with Bayern before the covid summer tournament.

Stop writing fan fiction zhang.

Is it true that his fitness trainer fucks his wife?

Everybody gets cucked at Buyern at some point. Klose by Ballack, Lell by the entire P2, Müller by his wife's horses the list goes on.

That's because every news network praises him to get likes from Indians.

>>third best player in the world for the past half a decade or so

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im american and have no idea who this is. looks gay

it's because he's Polish

stop living in the 90s

do you believe any of your player has charisma ? Who has charisma in the english team lmao ?

Mate he plays for Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga.
No one gives a shit about how many times he steamrolls Poopensharten 04 or what ever.

Messi has that autism which endeared him to certain group of people

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He plays in an irrelevant league, for a club that has monopolised its opponents. He takes part in 3 or 4 interesting CL games a season.

>white
>hardworking
>christian
>no meme look or celebration
He is the complete antithesis of reddit

he plays in the biggest meme league in europoor

Bundesliga is a farmers league. Even the fact he went from the one team that competed with bayern for a few years to bayern makes him inordinately less likeable.

Yeah, but he wouldn't have access to Bayern's PEDs

Lol this is so fucking true. All the stars of the past decade have been pacy.

>third best player in the world for the past half a decade or so
Not true he's never been that good. Auba running him close in the Bundes top scorer race whilst on a way weaker team pretty much proves that it's just a very easy league for any top quality goalscorer

>third best

lewandowski destroyed peak mou real in the semis while at Dortmund

>blundershitga
>buyern
yea no one cares, they're the eternal bad guys

You're only allowed to be the top player in the world if you play in La Liga or Serie A when it's good. I don't make the rules, friendo.

yeah and that was pretty much his only memorable performance in the knockouts of the ucl. he's just a fraudulent player who boosts his stats by playing against awful opponents in a stacked team.

Also exactly how many goals did he score against peak Real Madrid, you know the one that one the cl multiple times? Or how many cl final goals does he have?

>the Wolf of Wolfsburg
biggest fraud in football. the last important goal he scored was the 4-1 against Madrid.

I don't doubt that lewa is good
but if he's truly best in the world tier good why is nobody trying to get him for a relatively cheap transfer as his contract runs down?
He clearly wants madrid and they don't even seem to be leaving a spot in the squad for him

His playstyle isn't marketable. People only care about pacy dribblers or the 'elegant' geniuses. It's why people also don't care about Gerd Muller in GOAT debates even though his stats and trophy cabinet btfo most players ranked ahead of him.

It's just racism. People only rate Africans like Ronaldo and mexicans like Messi.
Nobody respects a real white man.

because he's probably staying at bayern?
but lots of top clubs are looking to get him. barcelona, for instance.

if his name were roberto leandão he'd be considered the goat

It has nothing to do with charisma. Football is just ran by Anglo and Spanish jurnos and all the football fans (vast majority of football fans is below average iq) just eat whatever they give them and support clubs and players they tell them to.

We can agree that Tiktok paid him millions to film a couple of dance videos right? There's no way he joined and danced just because he wanted to.. right?? right????

>spent the last ten years playing for Buyern against absolute trash
>has one asterisk CL title - that stupid mini tournament in Portugal played in empty stadiums

because he is white

wait until Haaland starts scoring 50 goals a year for City/Barca, he will also get snubbed

no white european players will ever win individual trophies. ever. deal with it.

Because he's a soulless Blundershitga stat-padder

It's Bundesliga.

Who then

because bundes defending is even worse than serie a defending

I dont think you know what the word Central Europe means

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This, next.

Also, no fucking way, he never was as good as Suarez or Neymar from 2014-2019 and right now Benzemá overshadows him at 34 years old with two memorable CL matches.

Suarez, Neymar, Mbappe, Griezmann, De Bruyne, Modric, etc
many players better than le scores against ze medic iz a spy FC

>the bomber of bielefeld

Vidic had a charisma of potato but United fans loved him, I guess his playstyle stood out on pitch from other defenders that fans appreciated while Lewandowski's playstyle is cookie cutter

Correct expect Anglos have no charisma, this is a Southern European/Americans world and we just live in it.

>messi
>humble

Reminder no one rates nor will ever rate zoomer players
Mbappe, Haaland, Felix, Foden will never be contenders for GOAT status

In 10 years they absolutely will. Zoomers don't know any players before 2000.

He plays for buyern, that's why.
Just like every uefa goal-scoring record was held by Gerd Muller, pre Messi, but nobody cared becuse (((anglo))) media hate anything remotely german, especially bayern.

Lewandowski would be unironically be more popular today if his flight to Blackburn didn't get cancelled.

Bundes is a joke, this guy is Mitrovic tier

Literally who

that would be pessi