/nba/ - Shooters Shoot Edition

if only he knew the definition of consent...

so did uncle ruckus, whats your point user?

Can't believe I was abused on here for choosing to support the Celtics.

What in God's name man?

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Xavier McDaniel

Dallas is not Ready.

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>We'll deal with 'tomorrow' tomorrow.

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klay thompson

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saw this in the other thread. is sosho a cutter? i know he's being going through some tough family stuff but i'm not sure if it was ever reported in the media that he was into self-mutilation. i really feel for the guy and wish the best for him.

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yeah but actual good players of basketball (chuck and shaw) voted embiid over jokic

They are the only people that I know who have confirmed who they voted for

No, dumbass, those aren't cut marks

>i feel bad for le heckin millionaire ball dribbler

stop

>nuggets without jokic loses to THIS starting lineup
That settles it. Jokic is MVP.

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MVP should have never left the hands of the players

bruh chill nba players are filled with these scratch marks

perk just said he voted for embiid too and i'm pretty sure chuck and shaq have votes too

Ugh what a fucking fag, hopefully its just from a stripper or something.

F FOR VOGEL
>destroy championship roster
>give defensive coach a team full of non defensive players
>all the old and injury prone players break down as predicted
>trade every asset and depth for Westbrick
>lose and blame coach
Fuck Pelinka for listening to Rambis and LeGM

I voted for Russell Westbrook. anybody who tanks the Lakers is a winner in my book.

Philly's even worse without Embiid
This. Saw Jockitch with those too

Is he based or cringe?

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pretty sad that the front office is just doing this to cover their own asses and shift the blame but no one who is the boss of pelinka won't do shit because jeanie buss is a spineless fucking whore

frank deserved to be fired

Lets reminisce about the greatest moments of this season.

For me, I knew the Lakers sucked dick when they lost to OKC twice in a row and SGA hit that logo dagger 3.

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Fuck you and your leprechaun faggots

CASUAL TAKE ALERT

thats what the front office knows 90% of people will think when this happens but real hoopers know vogel isn't even that bad of a coach. his coaching record is actually pretty decent.

>Frank [Vogel] from Day 1,” said one Lakers staff member with knowledge of the situation. “The moment Frank said anybody who gets the rebound can bring it up the court, which is just how the NBA is played these days, Russ was like, ‘Naw, I’m the point guard. Give the ball to me. Everybody run. Frank was like, ‘No, we have Talen [Horton-Tucker] We have Austin [Reaves]. We have Malik. We have LeBron. We have AD. They can all bring the ball up.’ He was like, ‘Nope, I’m the point guard. Give me that s—. Everybody get out the way.’

Reminder that Lebron is the ultimate coach killer

>how I sleep knowing this year's playoffs are about the good guys

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my lakies are back :)

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The team of the white man

Time to watch 2018-19 Raptors highlights and Open Gym episodes for a week. I guess I'll watch play-in too for the memes, I guess

im just so fucking glad i can consooom a playoffs without seeing the same lebum fucking james highlights once and everyone in the media ogling about it while much more deserving people are highlighted now

>LeMickey "I don't think a lot of people was educated" James, Russell Westbrick and the Los Angeles Lelkers finished the season 16 games under .500 and out of the playoffs
>LeMickey was not good enough to get a team with four Top 75 players of all-time into the playoffs

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is it for real just from players not cutting their nails? that seems far-fetched. i play ball (not in the nba obviously) and get scratched up from time to time but never to a degree that it'd leave a scar. are nba players just that nasty that they don't cut their nails? i just find it hard to believe since they're millionaires.

It's the most obvious choice for over there it seems. Welcome aboard

i know hes not a good coach but it didnt work and his rotations were dog shit

Get used to it. LeBron's time is over, and it is time for the new generation to make their legacies. If LeBron wants any chance at winning from here, he needs to mentor a young team like Chris Paul does the Suns. Seems pretty likely that he'll head back to the Cavs after Lakers sink even further next season

where the fuck is the LeMickey "a lot of people was uneducated" James lelkers anime poster

fucking cringe

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>no cap space
>no assets
>no draft picks
>no coach
>best players are old and injury prone
>Westbrick
Naw >we’re shit

Probably from repetition

please shut the fuck up about the suns just fucking once

>twitter.com/ThiagoPHL/status/1513312630139756549

This is the guy who Doc Rivers will put on the court when Embiid is resting. Doc watches this and says "this is my guy"

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oh thank god

nope. he should've quit or demand westbitch get traded. he let that shit head come in and fuck up his whole team and let players text on the bench. you get fired for that shit

This: Curry in particular gets them a ton; he's got scars from that shit.

No I think I'll keep talking about them :)

you don't know how any of this works if oyu think he can just "demand westbrook get traded"

you are a casual

We're gonna break the 4th overall odds curse and get a top 4 pick.

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That's how you can tell someone's a newfan

Get ready for the influx of newfags now that the postseason is officially starting

Frank Vogel was unjustly fired to cover Jeanie’s skank ass pelinkas weakness and Lechina’s mental retardation
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KZsO348BOW0

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>then went on to insult bball paul in the postgame
nick nurse better win so this fucking bum isn't the coach next year

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>he's still replying to the namefag

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this tripfag lived in el mirage for 1 year, literally just as long he has been a suns fan. i fucking hate tripfags

soon

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this

I still clear LeCharminUltraSoft

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>walk away from millions
>do something that you have no say in
kek retard

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>clear
go back

而在CBA选秀中,广东虎队以状元签选中了洛杉矶塞拉峡谷学校的布朗尼·詹姆斯。

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same as it ever was

twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1513338454989541378?s=20&t=qHSlkQ0q8eprnvCq0AO1fg
If the Warriors get BTFO in the first round that will be so crazy

then bench him. be the fucking coach. keep westcancer as far away from the team as possible. bring him off the bench if he was that much an issue.

reminder.

stop engaging with casuals

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Seethe all you want LeBabyshit, you know I'm right.

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the more you complain about him the more he won't go away

Dallas is not Ready.

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upset?

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Paul Silas
Brendan Malone
Mike Brown
David Blatt
Luke Walton
Frank Vogel

What do these coaches all have in common?

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the more you run defense for him the more he'll stay actually

Victor Oladipo tonight:

40 points
10 rebounds
7 assists
2 steals
59% FG

ernie's voice sounds hoarse did he catch the coof?

well i don't think he's going anywhere especially considering the suns will probably win the finals so

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>in an L to poorlando

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>this year's playoffs are about the good guys
wrong

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>chris paul
>winning the finals

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>xhe thinks the Lakers would put up with Westbrick being bench for more than a game in his first year and at that salary
It's a player driven league, my guy. The only reason Wall sat all year was because the brass was ok with it. That wouldn't happen in L.A. because of LeFraud.

are the phillies gonna be good this year?

as much as you don't want to believe it they will be the clear favorite against whoever they face and i will be drinking your tears when they win

yes

I couldn't tell you, all I know is that the Grim Reaper thrives whenever he gets a home run.

KWAB

yeah man i remember hearing this last year

sweet

Is it possible for the Mavs to survive and win one of the first two games against the Jazz? If Luka has a grade 2-3 sprain though, he is done for the post season.

Playoff predictions

Play-in: Nets, Hawks, clippers, T-wolves
1st: Heat, Nets, Bucks, Sixers, Suns, Clippers, Warriors, Jazz
2nd: Heat, Nets, Suns, Clippers
3rd: Nets in 6, Clippers in 7
Finals: Nets in 7, greatest finals of all-time

>mfw walking into jeanie's office to lay some pipe

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>how I sleep knowing that while the playoffs are going on, LeMickey will have nothing better to do than read the first pages of books and Westbrick and Davis will have nothing better to do than play hide the sausage

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nobody expected them to go to the finals last year. this year anything short of a championship is a failure

>Mavs
>Survive
No

>nobody expected them to go to the finals last year
are you fucking stupid?

someone post the
>I'M HERE FOR CP

It all depends on the sprain. Gotta see how bad it is. Coming back early would be fucked too

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last year was their first time making the playoffs in almost a decade who seriously expected them to go deep lmao

pretty hyped for the playoffs guys :D

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they were around .700 win pct and one game below the jazz, a bunch of people, you probably included, probably thought they were going to win it all. shut the fuck up

>nobody expected them to go to the finals last year

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My best friend is a Heat fan, if they get BTFO by Brooklyn in the first round I am gonna let him have it

> docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMzwRcilLDej0BWl7eYE_OYC9Tx9olI_Ptn-nHjKfpQ/edit#gid=643451732
> 11 first place votes for Jokic
> 4 first place votes for Embrittle.

OH NO NO NO NO Embrittle sisters.

Anybody with eyes

NEWS BREAKING NEWS

>Los Angeles Lakers expected to promote David Fizdale to the Head Coach position and give him a 3 year contract.
>Los Angeles Lakers expected to promote David Fizdale to the Head Coach position and give him a 3 year contract.
>Los Angeles Lakers expected to promote David Fizdale to the Head Coach position and give him a 3 year contract.
>Los Angeles Lakers expected to promote David Fizdale to the Head Coach position and give him a 3 year contract.

yeah because everyone expected a team that hasn't been there since 93 to make the finals lol you guys are retards
go find archives from last year and show me where people thought they were going to make the finals
i was here last year and nobody thought they were going to beat the clippers lol stop revising history

>booker
lmao