/nba/ scoring title edition

curry might miss some games

I agree except CP, he's massively overrated and not top 5.

Bucks-Snus Finals rematch (Bucks win in 6 again lol)

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This is why I fw you Ireland

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Trae is a liability to any team with actual championship aspirations. He is literally unplayable because he is a retarded chucker with 0 defense. You have to have a learning disability to rate him as high as top 5.

nobody check on the suns / kings games.... suns are winning..... just believe me.....

you can keep sending links but i'm not listening to any of them
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>already coping
Jockitchcels ain't got that dawg in them

Did O.B. Toppin really score 40+?

just remembered i put a cheeky fiver on the nuggets winning 49 games this year

>mfw my hopes rest on bryn forbes and austin rivers

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how will Rondelle do in the play-in?

Sunsies

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>Jarvis pull up team records without them
HOLY BASED

>fight a fully healed Nest
>or fly half the team to Toronto (Horford, Brown and a few others are not vaxxed)

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>even the suns announcers are whiny bitches "we dont even get muh foul calls against our 2nd stringers"

l m a o frauds

He's not retarded, is one of the most high IQ guards, is not a chucker if he makes at a good to above average rate, elite FT shooter, the best PnR guard in the NBA. His individual defense isn't good but you can't hunt him out and he is capable of blowing up plays with ability to read the play and make steals.

kek that midget on the nuggets just pushed some bitch ass laker in the back

hawks are NOT making it out of the play in screen cap this

Celtics probably still find a way to beat my Raptor with those dudes missing.

Rondo carried the Lakers

>getting destroyed by sgink

so is she on steroids or is she a man or what?

>'hot' take that literally nobody disagrees with
Shan't screencap.

>trae vs melo

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I don't give trae top 5 because he's a fucking shit defender but I would never disagree with you in saying that he's better offensively than cp, ja, and steph though

>Dame, SGA, that Murray kid on the spuds, Lamelo, FVV(actually plays defense and is smarter and more clutch)
Dame is shit, Murray is lowkey statpadding, Lamelo couldn't see traes jockstrap and I refuse to watch any raptor game so I have no opinion on FVV

>Pulling up gay porn on command with everything refuted
Concession accepted bucksposter

Yes. My boy obi is not a bust

Joel Embiid is the first international player to win an NBA scoring title

Need to see that benis :DDDDDDDDDDD

I really really like women.

its crazy how nobody talking about Trae Young leading the league in total points and total assists

last time that happened was 1972

just shows you its overrated

what if the bulls knock out the bucks

If Murray is statpadding then so is Trae lmao.

yeah suns are frauds. can't believe people call this the best team / most well rounded team in the nba, yes i'm aware the fraudulent starters aren't playing

Ewww

Gonna laugh my ass off when the Nets sweep the Celtics in five and Kyrie is hugging all his old bitches at the Garden before laughing at the crowd. If Simmons plays even 20 mpg that series it is over. He’ll be like a super thybulle out there locking up Tatum.

Congrats to the Celtics for getting cheap second half wins when nobody was trying. Enjoy your first round sweep.

>You thought you could just leave Cleveland and forget about me?
>You thought I wouldn't return?
>You thought I wouldn't rise from the bottom?
>You thought?
>Durant can't help you like I could have
>It's over Kyrie
>Your season is coming to an end

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What is it about the Kings that buck break the Snus

fuck i forgot about this, knew drake was gay but couldnt find the proof

No benis. Roid status unknown, though

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Sorry about your Kings, Aaron

Why didn't GSW resign KD, they wouldn't be struggling against the Pelicans B-team for sure.

ingsk are sneaky decent team

does Leaveland stand a chance in the play in game?

they are 9 points ahead nephew

cursed trips for a cursed looking bitch. children of the corn type face

struggling?
Anyway, Durant is bitchmade and Dray got that dawg

The Celtics were barely .500 at the half and it looked like they were better off blowing it up and tanking. Even if they get swept in the 1st round it would have been a sweet season.

they're not, but good cope

>playoff simmons
KD and kyrie carrying the entire load still wont cure that kid's yips

Durant was getting sick and tired of stat padding Curry’s ring count while Curry was getting more undeserved credit.

Yeah.

>February 8 - BOS 126 BKN 91
>February 24 - BOS 129 BKN106
>March 6 - BOS 126 BKN 120
Nets not even making it out the playin let alone the playoffs playing with shitryie

Yup

niggas really believe teams will be automatically up 50 points when playing 2nd, 3rd strings

these dudes will play hard asf

Simmons doesn’t need to shoot with Kyrie and Durant on the team. They need him to play elite defense. It is the perfect scenario for him.

They only played twice technically, the other 2 games didn't even have KD or Kyrie

Better PGs than Trae

Luka
CP
Morant
Irving
Simmons
Curry
Reggie Jackson
Harden
Lowry
Murray (Canadian)
SGA

>HERE'S YOUR PLAYOFF TEAM BRO:

>Suns shooting 40%
>Kings shooting 60%

Even KD knew it was completely disingenuous of him to join the team in the first place, so he left on his own accord to forge his own legacy (by teaming up with a fat memechucker and a guy who thinks NASA is a scheme developed by Yakub or some shit)

They always gotta bring up Kyrie lmaooooo
how many years has it been now not even ur players hate him

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>simmons

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>counting meaningless regular season games

Lel, nets weren’t trying and now Timelord is out with Simmons coming back. It’s a completely different scenario. Celtics are screwed.

Nets gonna get Ingles and bring Bogut back and form the first All Aussie starting 5.

If your co-worker showed up to work this much yet still faced no repercussions (enough to matter) and still got praise as much as you did, how mad would this make you?

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just realized nets offense is going to suck massive dick if simmons plays. just hack-a-ben and send him to the line, not like he's been working on his freethrows

The more important question is would you rock with Trae's cut or Ja's cut. Just saying..

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You can argue Ja is a better player overall if you want but as a PG he is shit. He’s in the same boat as Kyrie. If u ask me who’s better at basketball Kyrie or Trae I say Kai any day. If you ask who’s better in the PG role it’s 100% Trae.

will Ben ever play for the Aus national team?

SUNSISSIES AWFULLY QUIET NOW LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

how is she so pretty but her arms are so manly?

You guys do this every game aren't you tired of getting BTFO in the 4th

your question is a bit of a fallacy. you see, kyrie and kevin have sex with each other, worship allah together and cry in each other's arms every night. so they support each other through thick or thin and encourage one another's habits, good or bad.

This is it bros. The final game of the season. We had our ups and downs. Our pointless GOAT debates. Our numerous schizo hours. All those nights clowning the Lakeshits and keeping that same narrative energy. The whole Ben Simmons saga....

Ireland, brazilarry , I will miss you all. And, yes, even you, nobitches.

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Could you not embarrass me bro?

I'm calling him SHITryie because he's only shown out against tanking teams like the Pacers and Rockets in his last 10 games

>Nets weren't trying
They probably stopped trying after the lead got to 30 but they got BTFO the other games

Abby from TLOU2 but hot

Celtics barely have any center as is. They can’t afford to hack a Simmons cause you’ll foul out your best defensive players while Durant and Kyrie take over in the 4th. Plus, you don’t want to give Durant and Kyrie more trips to the line with more foul calls.

I thought those retarded eyebrows went out of style

Regardless of what happens, this was a great season I love you and all the shitposting bro......

Pattie Mills
Giddey
Kyrie
Ingles
Simmons

A little thin in the middle but they'll be a force in transition.

ben simmons and kyrie irving will ensure that the refball will stay with the celtics
the nba will never reward drama queens

based

Hack a ben isn't somjething you do all game. It's for the last 4 to 5 minutes.

ben isnt playing

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you’ll miss us all? come miss this DUB against me and faze gang in warzone bru

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this

this, as the kids say.
you just hack-a-ben if you feel the score getting out of control. also the minute you see ben check in you sub in some bum to go foul him

agreed. plus nba loves sucking off their legacy teams on top of hating divas.

Are the Dubs the only team trying to win tonight?

god imagine if you told your job you weren't mentally prepared to come into work I wish I had it that easy

Kevin Love 32 pts are the most in 15min played ever, holds the record 4 minutes under the next closest at 19 minutes.

Why doesn’t Mike Conley dunk?

But you don’t need to play Simmons the last four or five minutes when you have Durant and Kyrie. Also, you literally can’t do hack a Ben when there is two minutes left.

Man, this sub is more retarded than I remember.

he's 5'9

>Also, you literally can’t do hack a Ben when there is two minutes left.
You can. When he gets the ball you foul him. If the Nets just don't give him the ball then you play 4 on 5. What's so hard to understand?

and you can't give the ball to ben under 2 minutes either >sub
you're right. now get the fuck out plebbitor

>LeMickey "I don't think a lot of people was educated" James, Russell Westbrick and the Los Angeles Lelkers are 17 games under .500 and out of the playoffs
>LeMickey was not good enough to get a team with four Top 75 players of all-time into the playoffs

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my BVLLS suck...

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go back

>implying he's going to fucking play

They unironically have a chance to beat Nets in game 1, they just need the good Darius garland to show up. Even if they lose against the nets, very likely they beat winner of hawks vs hornets

>have to deal with pissconsin fans reminding of how they ruined your season with that fucking dukey breaking people's wrists
i feel for you

You have to go back.

He’s 6’1

...

aren't you tired of being fraudulent?

thats pretty wild. Dudes still got it

A one game series is a coin-toss no matter what.