Would Yea Forums accept him?
Would Yea Forums accept him?
Blake Kelly
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Ryder Nelson
No one cares about this homo, we are a Messi site
Jace Nelson
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Josiah White
he's not that good at pretending to be straight, so no.
Jack Bell
John Cooper
American Psycho remake when???
Michael Thomas
Yes, acting
The next step for the diveball player
Charles Nguyen
this isn't reddit, though.
Jacob Diaz
>Would Yea Forums accept him?
cant stand hearing portuguese
fucking disgusting sounding language
same as dutch lmao which is even worse
Christian Wilson
yeah, he's living that acting life alright
Parker Taylor
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Chase Clark
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Ryder Thompson
James Thomas
pó caralho, vê la se não queres um soco nessas trombas
Elijah Bell
Yeah he's based
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James Reyes
>actor
No shit, he ALWAYS knows where the camera is.
Landon Johnson
Ai que panisga...
Aaron Campbell
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Carter Jones
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Nathaniel Fisher
Wat zyde gy tot my, gy kleine duyvelspecht? Ik beveel ge er kennis van te neemen dat ik met lof ende goedkeuring een kaapersbrief heb gehad van Willem van Oranje ende betrokken ben geweest by talryke geheyme offensieven tegen Alva en de zyne, en zelfstandig meer dan drie honderden Spanjolen heb omgelegd. Ik ben gehard by den Katergeuzen en ben den beste schutter onder den Nederlandsche vlag. Ge bent niet meer dan myn zoveelste doelwit. Ik zal u uyt myne gewest verwyderen met een nauwkeurigheid die de wereld nog nimmer aangechouwen had. Let op myn verdomde woorden! Gy denkt dat ge deze leuhgenpraat aan my kan verkoopen per postduyf? Gy had tweemaal moeten denken, cattengehspuys! In dezen tyd dat ik deze missive opstel, stuur ik opdracht naar myn geheymen samenstel van verspieders ende vloerduyven, verspreid door den Republiek der Zeven Verenigde Nederlanden en wordt dezen postduyf gevolgd, dus ge kunt zich maar beter voorbereiden op den storm, rabaut. Den storm die het bedroevenden klyne ding dat gy uw leven noemt weg zal vaagen. Gy bent dood, kind. Ik kan overal, ten alle tyden zyn ende ik kan ge op zeven honderden wyzen doden, ende dat is slechts met myne bloten handen. Niet alleen zyt ik veelomvattend geoefend in den ongewapenden krygskunst, maar alsmede heb ik het voltallige arsenaal der watergeuzen ter myner beschikking ende ik zal dat benutten om uwer lamlendigen achtereinde van het vastenland te vagen, gy klynen schobbejak. Als gy had geweten wat voor eene goddelooze vergelding uw 'geestige' missive teweeg zou brengen, had ge misschien op uwen tong gebeten. Maar dat kon ge niet. Gy deed het niet ende nu zult ge de tol betalen, gy verdomde smeerkanis. Ik zal furie over u schyten en gy zult er in verzuypen. Ge zyt dood, hoerenzeune.
Xavier Martin
Patrician footie actor coming through
Daniel Moore
je moeder
Matthew Turner
Considering how much they already act on the football field rolling around on the ground it wouldn't be a huge leap.
Eli Bennett
Jeremiah Torres
Based Neymar
Asher Morales
Obviously hit him, what's your point?
Brody Sullivan
>wastes years at shitty PSG
what did he mean by this?
Aaron Bailey
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what a FAG lol
Andrew Bell
I guarantee he will make an appearance in Hobbs and Shaw 2
Leo Rodriguez
why the homophobia
Noah Ramirez
Rapenaldo can't set foot in the US anymore so acting is off the table
>If you weren't busy being the best player in the world
Is this interviewer stuck in 2008?
Jace Hill
Cope
Michael Green
Absolutely based TSUUU posters
Asher Thompson
>schobbejak
yikes, this shit is cringe af
Gavin Smith
Absolutely seething homosexual. Ronaldo is the greatest not only of the modern times but of all time. Anyone that doesn't see it now is blinded by one reason or the other but when the dust has settled in a couple of years, he'll be crowned as the undisputed GOAT.
Gabriel Miller
>can't set foot in the US anymore
wrong
the rape case was dismissed
Jonathan Johnson
Only retards play football and the guy gives me the impression he has low I.Q.
Jack Hernandez
I can't imagine him as an actor, the dude shows zero emotion other than pissed off when someone misses after not passing to him.
Kevin Barnes
>low I.Q.
>multi millionaire
it's aight
Noah Lopez
Bad argument, friend. Still, he's based and redpilled at least, hates niggers, muslims and faggots. I don't know how he's gotten away for so long saying the mad shit he has, maybe it's because it was when he was younger.
Josiah Jones
Isn't he gay? He's already got it then.
Nolan Roberts
klapt eki vlams
Kevin Gonzalez
i'm guessing this is the dutch version of navy seals pasta
Matthew Flores
It is, but it's written in "old dutch"
Nicholas Diaz
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Hudson Powell
Yes all those football players are also real thespians
Easton Nelson
Based, very based indeed
Xavier Adams
Cast them
Christian Watson
Absolutely, he's based. Would probably win an Oscar in his debut role too
Sebastian Watson
We all now that Ronaldo would obviously play himself.
Messi hmm. What about Danny Devito?
Landon Powell
Cristianl Ronaldo is a character and kind of an idiot but he's extremely based and entertaining.
Only nu males and faggot will dissagree.
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Noah Gonzalez
>Went to PSG to escape Messi's shadow
>Ends up getting overshadowed by some pacey black teenager instead
>Get dumped out of the CL every year
Room temperature IQ
Evan Richardson
Isn't this guy an actual rapist?
Lincoln Young
>le tap inside fag
Isaiah Ramirez
Yeah he rapes Messi fanboys in their sleep
Chase Gray
puta de coninhas de sabão
David Flores
They hated him because he told the truth
Cooper Walker
He can act the role of a total fraud since he already is one
Charles Hall
Calou filha de trinta mil putas.
Parker Brown
Danny DeVito and Idris Elba
Cooper Baker
>you now remember when Penaldo got attacked by a moth in a major European final and got carried out in the bucket of shame, never to return
What are other movies about frauds getting brutally exposed? I've already seen Coco.
Oliver Rivera
>posts a genuine fall
William Morris
sit down
be humble
Zachary Peterson
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Henry Baker
>played literally one match just to statpad against fucking farmers
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Andrew Cooper
>fraud
>carries madrid to be the first team ever to win 3 consecutive CLs
Wyatt Wood
And that makes him more based
Juan Miller
Penaldo should play himself.
Maybe he can act like he's good lol
Logan Ramirez
Him batty boy
Evan Edwards
What a shit comparison. South America's worst NTs are far better than the likes of Andorra, Liechenstein and Malta. Only a Messoy fanboy wouldn't see that
Levi Nguyen
Him big batty boy
Jordan Bennett
He played 2 games and carried the team on his back against Switzerland by scoring a hatrick.
Cope more messoy fangay
Nicholas Martinez
he looks like the erection gave him an existential crisis
Sebastian Wilson
Ronaldo tried to set up an account once. He made his password "ronaldo" but an error popped up that said "password too weak".
Bentley Howard
Jason Watson
>played one game
>statpads against farmers
>gets the ultimate 90+ statpad because of farmer midfielding
>doesn't play in the final
Kevin Hall
Parker Bennett
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>had literally no skills
>bluffed his way through a bunch of top clubs
>faked injuries so that nobody would catch onto him being a fraud
>got journalists to praise him
>moved to a new club in france, got afraid of being caught at his first training session, so he kicked all the balls into the crowd
>almost got subbed on in brazil, so he punched some supporters and got himself sent off
>literally managed to never play a game in his 13 year career
>pretty much just went club to club being a complete and utter fraud
It's the part Cristiano Ronaldo was born to play.
Kayden Baker
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Noah Flores
Yesterday I saw neymar on a movie with Samuel Jackson lmao. Not making this up but I don't know the name of the movie
Charles Anderson
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Asher Richardson
American Psycho remake when???
Eli Perry
The new triple X
Tyler Gomez
Based look at all the seething Portuguese monkeys replying. OOOH OOH AH AH. That goes for degenerate Dutch too. Failed Germans is what they are
Eli Perez
Absolute kino
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Luis Cooper
beautiful
Asher Lopez
>Let's invite some dude that can't act or even speak english to do my shitty movie
What the fuck was Vin Diesel thinking?
David Long
It's not like that film's high art or anything. It's just a marketing thing.
Angel Rogers
That's legit you dumb burger
Jayden Wood
I'm not a soccer fan. Is Switzerland considered the world standard of soccer talent?
Owen Gray
>hear about kickball man in movie
>buy ticket
There are literally millions of ‘people’ that do this
Eli Bell
true, based and redpilled
Lincoln Sanders
nigga did you even watch the movie it was made for south america
Landon Brown
They aren't elite but they are among the better teams. They are able to beat the best nations. Portugal isn't a world class team either outside of Ronaldo.
Ethan Brooks
this is a ronaldo board. messoy betas out
Colton Jenkins
>board
A Ronaldo site, ftfy
Levi Bailey
>best player in the world
I don't get it.