Would you be surprised if you found out that Luke Skywalker sucked a penis or two back in his day?

Would you be surprised if you found out that Luke Skywalker sucked a penis or two back in his day?

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I think we all know Luke would have gladly let Biggs shoot his photon torpedoes into Luke’s exhaust port.

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>mwaaahhhhh
>the disney sequels, have always been celebrated for being shit
>there is a kathleen kennedy film, by ryan johnson
>inspired, by that same terrible writing
>like the best disney films it caters to retards and women

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back on tatooine it was pretty common for us guys to do it

not allot of local girls there and while they weren't bad looking you got to remember we live in a desert and have limited access to feminine hygiene product
so just imagine the smell when going down on that.

thanks for posting this. i like it

You thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE....

Based.

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Kek.

based? yes
redpilled? most definitely

checked and kek'd

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Gold

Glorious dubs.

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This is actually Disney canon.

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kek

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Look at that shitpost. The tasteful quality of it. Oh my god, it even has trips

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>character only ever showed sexual interest towards women
>"yeah but maybe he was gay?"
Not woke enough. Gotta chop his dick off and turn him into a tranny.

I always got a little bit of gay vibes from him

Probably...

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>towards women
Only his sister though.

That's a good way to kill the character more, nice one Disney your full of surprises