/nba/ general - POINTS GET edition

>Curry after watching that first tag team fold Ayesha up and use her like a fleshlight for the first time

euros will N E V E R gain this one advanced stat.

just remember, this will always be an american game. international stars may come trend here and there but american stars (lebron, MJ, ja, wade, russell, wilt, malone) will always reign supreme. Embiid has been retrofitted to be an African American. Most of his adult life he has known American culture, and plays for one of the most American teams in existence.

Euros and Int's will almost always be associated with being a role player and an auxiliary piece, not a main piece.

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Make of this what you will.

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based fuck foreigners

bruh

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>nerd stats from baseball

>I'm supposed to believe that Dejounte Murray is better than Stephen Curry

lmfao. this stat is so garbage. Dejounte is goated but he's no where near that Chucker's status. Kys

the suns are pretenders right?

They (in full health other than Kaminsky and that other scrub) lost to a Grizzlies team without
>Steven Adams
>Desmond Bane
>JJJ
>Tyus Jones
>Ja Morant

100%

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>Jokic total regular season VORP: 44
>Jokic total playoffs VORP: 4 (yes, four)

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>when she whips out her dick

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this was a cold move. true hooper

is this real

why would anyone talented waste time playing in Germany when you wouldn't break 100k a year playing there. You would literally be better in an office job or a 3rd/4th division football team. Come up with something better

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>Moooom can we have Kobe Bryant.
>We have Kobe Bryant at home
>Kobr at home:

Kaminsky is a bum btw

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I AEEN GOIN OUTSIDE TODAEY

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ratio

mhm

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Sources: There’a optimism Nets star Ben Simmons could make debut during first round of the NBA playoffs as long as his progression continues in strengthening his legs and back. Simmons has been ramping up his workload and is expected to continue doing so.

lol this changes shit

100k a year is what a Chefarzt is makeing lol you don't geht that amount of Money in an Office yob

woah first round exit to second round exit

Nets going from a 2nd round exit to a 1st round exit it's scary hours

I don't wanna see sosho get his back btfo bros...

IT and Engineering fields would beg to differ, especially when it's USD we're talking about not euros

t. ingenieur

Does this improve the Nets chances or hurt them? Isn't Simmons like a Jekyll and Hyde when it comes to regular season vs playoffs? Also he has had no time to develop chemistry with the team. I know he's a supermax contract but I don't think I'd play him if I was Steve Nash, or at least not promise to play him more than a few minutes and see how he looks

cant wait til i see this nigga pass on a layup against a behemoth like jrue holiday

>MVP top 4
>Serb, African, African, Slovenian
>teams will never be built around foreigners

So you can eat playing ball. PJ Tucker turned his Bundesliga gig into 60 mil in career earnings.

Which game should I watch right now?
Can't tell which one has the biggest implications

Both of the two non black MVP candidates operate on ridiculous amounts of retarded advanced stats and made up records to elevate them rather than genuine eye test skill or basic "dawg" energy

isn't there an influx of immigrants for IT work in germany? i know a lot of my flip friends are now working in germany. maybe (((they))) want to drive your salaries lower by hiring thirdies.

Cope
Americans getting BTFO by unathletic chubby yuros who rely on finesse, technique and flair

>27-14-8
>ridiculous advanced stats
Jokic has a higher shooting percentage than Jamal

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Grizzlies sitting all their key players today, should be impactful for final east conference seeding

>sit under the rim, use your max vert (2 inches) to lay a ball in
>so fat he literally makes the nuggets suffer in the fastbreak by getting back slow as fuck
>is a first round exit

yeah man he's a dog!

probably, but i think that's a general problem with skilled work in the west, but i guess the germans in IT could take their talents to the irish IT sector which is extremely well paid or get a travelling job (to/from Europe) for an American firm which is pretty cushy

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It's funny how much you cope because Jamal's career will be Derrick Rose tier with his knees failing due to his spaghetti frame

make of it what you will

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>he will never make it to the league
>he will be a bust
>he will never make a meaningful impact
>he will never be the star of a team
>he will never be an all star
>(YOU ARE HERE)
>he will never lead a team to the playoffs
>he will never win an mvp
>he will never make it to the finals
>he will never win a championship

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benjamin simmons will come back rusty as fuck this nigga gon be assssssss

>HE WILL NEVER SHOOT ABOVE 47% FG

looks like that one isnt changing

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I've been down with bbb since day one

This is legitimately worse than Julius Randle's efficiency I think

>the nuggets suffer in the fastbreak by getting back slow as fuck

You can keep using these tidbit ad infinitum as a meme shitpost while overlooking everything else he does as a net positive kek. Please sterilize yourself to prevent future room temperature IQ offspring. Thanks.

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He’s ranked 35 in PER, cope

The way this guy speaks is so cringe.
What's the way he speaks called, ameribros?
Is it just upscale LA zoomer ?

PER some fucking bitches

>Tucker
I think he's an exception because firstly he's American so the scouts would be more interested in him and secondly he was literally league MVP in *srael and Finals MVP in Germany so he's pretty much cream of the european crop. I can't think of anyone else in the league who came from the BBL in the NBA except Schroeder and Kleber. I think European talent lies mainly in Spain, Greece, Turkey and *srael's leagues. I don't know what the pay is like there but since they are all countries far away from Germany and culturally pretty different it makes Basketball a pretty unlucrative sport for German wannabe stars

I accept your concession

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Jordan isn't on this list if you take away his girl line years.

Sunny day bros. Last day of the regular season!! So hype for the play in, gonna get fucked up w the bros n watch all the games

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>first center since shaq to win scoring title
give the man his mvp

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Real shit, the scoring title should lock up his MVP

>Markkanen has scored 100% of the points in Cavs-Bucks
is he the best player of all time?

he the cutest fr

>Charlotte Hornets' Gordon Hayward to miss play-in tournament, out indefinitely due to foot soreness

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>getting paid $100k to do what everyone does for fun
terrible life he must live

>Play 82 games to determine seeds 7-10
>Play-ins begin
>1 game series to determine who advances
How is this an improvement

if you want a fair shake in the playoffs you basically have to be a top 6 seed

Money

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>encouraging teams to try harder in league that suffers from effort issues
>this is terrible
NFL and NHL don't see to have issues getting guys to compete when they're ineligible to make playoffs when their players are taking a pounding every game