WHAT WILL HE THINK OF NEXT ?!?!?!?

I think you just have to chant "abacus" over and over

youtube.com/watch?v=PVFCOGj4w_o

my sister and I were in tears when this first happened

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Bam should've done like Knoxville and try to get into actual movies instead of choosing to live in PA after everything ended. Ah well.

>Friday night
Why am I here?

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Suckin phil's dink

didn't they have one episode where they dug a hole under dog vitos house and he fell through it? or am I remembering something else

Who /earthrocker/ here?

>Bam never built Dunn that skate park in Iceland.
So much for Earth rocking

WASTED AND WOUNDED

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I always pictured myself as an Earth Rocker, unfortunately I'm not a musician so I don't think I could call myself one.

Did Nicky really wind up with a black guy?

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=EQPgumd-v8g

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Remember Bam's bad ass game show
youtu.be/3v73YqbRcCY

You think bam browses the Yea Forums

>find out Pauly D and Vinnie had their own dating show
>now this
wtf Yea Forums

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why does MTV make the comfiest garbage. bam, jersey, real world, hills?

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I'm Bam Margera and I'm Neil Degrasse Tyson and we're gonna jump in a black hole

youtu.be/KPPF6ZsyKWQ?t=54

how funnee

yeah, i saw one thing about it on tv and never heard about it again

You don't have to be a musician to be an Earth Rocker

imagine how easy it must have been to rape these guys back in the day

Hey this is Bam Margera and I'm about to shove a black hole up my ass

Novak was a total junkie

This is depressing

Can he even do an ollie anymore without breaking the board upon landing?

yeah

>it'll never be the 2000s again
Take me back bros.

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Fuck NDT. Give that information to Elon, he'll make better use of it.

>tfw you'll never be 13 again staying up late in your room with your tiny CRT TV watching MTV2 shows late into the night and then switching to Comedy Central at 3 or 4 in the morning to jerk off to Girls Gone Wild censored infomercials

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>I'm Brandon Novak and I'm gonna shove a black pole up my ass for a little bit of heroin

it wasnt that good bros, it was hell, you just dont realize it yet.

Everything after 9/11 sucks

>used to skate during summers
>play ice hockey during winters
Girls still thought I was a massive homo. Grew up to be a massive homo. Any feels for this kino?

Southeast PA is maximum comfy so long as you avoid the city.

i agree

Hey how you doin?

Why would girls think you're a homo for skating? Only time I talked to mallgoth/emo types is when me and my friends would skate at the park.

>Why would girls think you're a homo for skating?
rollerskating in assless chaps and visible butt plug, gee i wonder

They were just projecting.

>Wee-Man's living in a van (a nice one, but a van)
>Preston's probably dead of a heart attack
>Knoxville's last movie flopped, and he shredded his dick years ago
>Pontius fried his brain somewhere along the line
>Dunn became a piece of the Colonel's extra crispy
>Nobody gives a shit about Ehren or Dave to see what they've been up to
>Bam turned into a drunken junkie version of his dad
>Steve-O's been on the wagon for years, has a cute wife, and last I heard, was doing some kind of traveling show for youtube

Who'd have thought Steve-O would be doing the best out of all of them?

love that memory

>Weeman's living in a van
it must be nice to have that many options. How many of us could live in a van due to normal heights. Fuck Warwick and Verne Troyer, Weeman is the only good midget around.

If digits he overdoses from a heartattack/stroke within the week

What about Dicamillo?

I've heard everything from he's doing a podcast out of his attic, to he's some kind of Mortal Kombat record holder, to he's the GM of a Wendy's.

>steve-o copies him so he can make a youtube show out of it
based rolling for the earthrocker

if Dunn hadn't died, would they still be going strong or was it all destined to come crashing down?

Bam would still have become a alcoholic but with Dunn there maybe he we get sober and stay sober heck we would be on jackass 5 right now probably

We would definitely at least have gotten another Jackass movie or two out of it before they just decided they're too old for this shit anymore.

I just torrented a Jackass collection that has all the episodes (as far as I know), movies, and specials that they did, and I'm honestly surprised how short the show lasted before they started doing movies. Only 25 episodes. It felt like it lasted so much longer than that, same with Tom Green (30 episodes).

i honestly think bam would be in a much better state of mind if dunn was still around.

reruns made it seem longer, and you were probably young so time went slower

>switching to Comedy Central at 3 or 4 in the morning to jerk off to Girls Gone Wild censored infomercials
i guess i wasnt the only one

Wasn't even aware weeman had a youtube

>mfw I downloaded Jackass, Wildboyz, CKY, and Viva la Bam recently, and am gradually going through it all

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I can understand the feeling of loss and anger over your best friend dying, even binge drinking for a week to a month because you don't know how to make sense of it, but at some point you have to realize that
A:it's not gonna bring your friend back
B: you'll just be alienating your friends that are dealing with it in better way
C: your dead friend would probably slap the shit out of you if he could see you're fucking your life up. But considering Dunn was an alkie too, so maybe not.
Had I not grown up and realized that my surviving friends were actually dragging me down I'd probably be in the same spot as Bam, but I just packed my shit and left and started over. But then again I wasn't in my 40s when I came to that realization so it might be too late for Bam. fucking sad because everyone wanted to be him growing up.

No excuse faggot. Enjoy my blog post.. My brothers best friend of 34 years died in a car crash in front of him 6 years ago. He held his body in the aftermath.

My brothers not an alcoholic fat whining baby today.

>switching to Comedy Central at 3 or 4 in the morning to jerk off to Girls Gone Wild censored infomercials
Based.

The dude's got more resources at his disposal to improve himself than 90 percent of the population. I have a very hard time feeling any sort of pity for the man.

nah i get your message, at some point you have to realize how much of a baby you're acting and get your shit together. Everyone dies but the way you react towards it is what really defines how they influenced you in your life

Whatever the *bleep* he wants

BAM WHARRDEEEHELLLLL YIUDO TOMYWINDOWBOY. GIMMEVEALSCALLOPINNI

Totally true. I don't feel bad that he's killing himself per se, but I do feel bad that he can't see he's actually got loved ones that give a shit about him. He hasn't shit talked phil and phil's always seemed like a cool dad. And his mom always came off as a total sweetheart. The whole thing where he's freaking out that she didn't react to him "almost dying" is probably because she's come to grips with the fact he's gonna be dead soon anyway, and considering what he did for a living I'm sure it's not his first near death experience. I can only imagine the conversation went like
Bam: Mom, I almost fucking died!
April: Again??
I wonder how many times he passed out so cold from alcohol binges that the people around him legit thought he was dead.

my buddy's death got me to quit the booze after a week. I was hitting the bourbon extra hard until I walked into a liquor store and picked up his favorite shit and I just kinda realized enough is enough. He wouldn't want to see any of his friends downing a 5th every 2 days

its the baby of the family wanting more attention from the mom who was there to help him do whatever she stop enabling him by going on those shows so he can get some 15 minutes of fame

Viva la Bam was unironically kino

Can't watch it anywhere these days now. Best I found was the where the fuck is Santa Christmas special. Had the dudesons in it too which made it even better

i don't really want to make excuses for him, but it needs to be said that the dude was made rich by being a retarded manchild. imagine if you started getting paid as a teenager to shit your pants, jerk off, and eat tendies all day, and then 20 years later you have no clue what it actually means to be an adult. his parents seem alright, but they were too hands off because he was making money. the guy literally never grew up, he doesn't know how to deal with shit in an adult way.

slav detected

They dug a hole into Vito's house and in cky they dug a hole and Phil fell in.

All those drive through pranks and now he owns a fast food restaurant, wonder if he pranks his own restaurant

Everyone who is his age has dealt with the death of a loved one, most people have had someone they love cheat on them. Only rich faggots can afford to deal with shit like this, but most of them have the self awareness/respect to not do it. Bam is a retarded manchild and no one should feel bad for him.

Who is Andrew Shramberg

I try to see shit in a way so I don't have to hate Bam. Everytime I do one of you says something that makes me think "oh yeah good point Bam IS a piece of shit"

hes a mentally ill degenerate.
i hope he works on planning his suicide and thats the next thing he actually does.

You can torrent the whole thing.

>>Wee-Man's living in a van (a nice one, but a van)
Thanks, up to now I really believed he died for some reason. There was so much gossip back then, I never looked into it

Hey skeletor... I shaved my legs for you tonight......

Reminder:

youtube.com/watch?v=Ieax7gRZPS8&t=1s

You know me too well user

>he shredded his dick years ago
what?

If you told me at 15 that Steve-O would be a positive role model to me late on in life, I would of laughed so hard that my fedora would fall off

Pontius has fucked more hot chicks that the rest of them combined

Science Jackass with Bam, Neil, Bill Nye and Elon Musk would be amazing.

Only normalfags don't like Dave England

>>Wee-Man's living in a van
That must be like a Manson to him

Bam would be the intelligent voice of the group

People tend to only remember the good. Personally the only reason i miss being younger is because i was further away from death. Other than that being an adult is awesome. But I guess I can understand people with unhappy lives looking back so longingly.

>ywn experience oldschool Jackass crew kidnapping Warwick and fucking with him for a week straight

Why live bros?

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Steve O crashed when rest of them had first experience with drugs. He is way ahead because he started in 14. Also Steve have best skill set. He can do any stunt and was handsome.

Where? My usually normie torrent sites don't have Jackass

MTV wanted to censor them. So Knoxville left and with him everyone else.

>He's the most well adjusted now

And seaman will flow from my ass like wine

lmao at bam turning into a monster when he finds someone worse than himself to torment

Bam deserves to die from an overdose, it'd be poetic

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Too bad now he is weak one Knoxville, Novak and Steve O should bully him like he did to Phil, Vito and Novak.

and for some reason still I dislike Steve-O the most

It was thursday night though

How so? I'm not American so I don't quite understand how common life was changed after 9-11. Sure, airport security and such but, what else in terms of pop culture, music, movies, etc.?

he's a geologist

Skateboards can handle a lot of weight. Fren

For one we've been in the middle since pretty much since.

R E C O N N E C T

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>Thank God Nicki wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked. She would have wound up with a black guy and probably went to jail. She has a big mouth

he said it himself. I think that's what really broke him up

I think Steve O is a bigger piece of shit than Bam

Steve O is only dick to himself. He never blamed anyone else for his problems. Bam career is about abusing his family and friends.

Party Boy skits probably helped with that. But Steve O's gf is fucking hot tho

Remember seeing some interview with Pontius and steve-o where pontius said he would bring ugly chicks out with the crew and fuck them as a joke then said he felt stoked for the girl since she got to fuck a celebrity.

i remember that too. pontius was also on mtv cribs and had like a russian mail order bride there, i dont know if it was legit or not.

>he shredded his dick years ago
Can you elaborate on this?

Steve-O has one, I think that's what they meant

you cant read don vitos mind you fucking retard

MWAAAAH THE SKATEPARK

He broke his dick during one of the Jackass stunts and it was totally fucked up for a while, but I think it's better now.

suicide 100%

Shredded his dick?

Just rewatched season 1 of Jackass last week. Big nostalgia trip. The fucking eggnog challenge gets me everytime.

Holy shit, I haven't thought about that in ages. KEK

>all those rings and bracelets
Cringe

He tried backflip on MTX bike. But bike landed on his dick.

lmfaooo gianicolo hill is actually god tier for weekends to hit on dumb american college study abroads
BIC
BIG
ITALIAN
COCKS

I hope you remembered to bring enough cheap Lambrusco wine for all of us, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=xOf34sySV0U

Viva la bam was peak comfy

Wildboyz was peak comfy and an all-around funnier show than Jackass. Viva La Bitch was just fast-tracking his shitty attitude to new heights with staged bullshit.
>GWAR coming to stay at Castle Bam was still funny though.

Kek

I love clutch

exploded his urethra trying to backflip a dirtbike. His dick is permanently broken

Always was the worst
youtube.com/watch?v=JAjVZT7h1Fo

they made schlocky, indulgent shows that didn't try to be anything deeper than just that

Correction
Wee man is now selling his van

Imagine being 45 and looking like that.

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