Scary stories to tell in the dark

just got out of the theater, fucking terrible movie
one of the worst ive seen this year

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Just turned on Yea Forums and saw your review, fucking terrible review
one of the worst reviews ive read this year

Elaborate. I actually wanted to watch it.

How many have you read this year?

touche

Don't see it. He injected so much politics that even I wanted to become an alt-right incel.

This and review of The room by pewdiepie

Explain why it's bad because my nostalgia is telling me to go see it.

Thanks for the warning, I totally now won't see it and won't form my own opinion on it just because you told me its bunch of words you dont understand the meaning of

basically the screenplay is awful and predictable as hell. my mate was actually saying lines before they were even said
theres no real direction to it. no style. just boring.
cinematography is bland, but there are certain scenes with the color red which look okay.
some of the editing is weird and choppy, but besides that nothing sticks out
the acting is so terrible too, some of the leads were emotionless it was embarrassing. props to dean Norris though
the look of the movie is just so generic and uninspired, only good parts are the creatures, but that can be attributed from the books and some just make me and other people in the theater die of laughter
also expect the loud jumpscare noises and stuff like that.
this movie isn't scary, its infuriating

It was better than Slenderman. It could have been scarier, but it was fun. I twas edgy Goosebumps. It'll get kids into horror. I am okay with this.

Do the young and handsome guys die?

Do Tommy, Auggie and Ramon survive or die?

Find out in the sequel!

The only two to survive are the cute female lead and the suave beaner romantic interest and the ugly blonde girlfriend.

>uwu why don't you gimme a hugh?
>;)

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I thought that kid was Indian until the bully called him a wetback
the plot is part Mama, part Final Destination, part fucking Death Note, where the kids find a book of scary stories in a haunted house on halloween night, where the stories write themselves in blood right in front of your eyes with your name in them and then happen for real, and the kids are getting picked off one by one for having been the ones that found it. They have to figure out the mystery being the woman fabled to have written the stories already in the book in order to prevent themselves from all dying. In the end, they save the ghost by promising to spread her story about how she was abused/imprisoned by her greedy industrialist family.
I'm sick of Del Toro writing these overly sympathetic monsters (Mama, Shape of Water, Devil's Backbone, Crimson Peak), and the other guys who wrote it did the fucking Lego Movies/Hotel Transylvanias, and the Feast/Collector guys took a pass at it as well; it's a low-level clusterfuck because of that.
There's forced in stuff about Nixon/Vietnam that has NO place in this fucking movie.

>Have the chance to make a visually stylized horror anthology based off iconic source material
>Nah fuck it let's just do another shitty generic horror plot lol

it has no connection to the stories in the book except for them inspiring the setpieces; Harold has nothing to do with the story outside of the scarecrow being designed the same, and same with the Dream; other sequences are Big Toe and Me Tye Doughty Walker, and that's pretty much it. Otherwise it's just Goosebumps

>I thought that kid was Indian until the bully called him a wetback
I actually did too.

forgot Red Spot, that's in there too, obviously, being that it's on the poster

They make slight reference to the pet dog/rat story and the "Worms Crawl In" song, and stop on the Wendigo a couple times to make it notable.

If I had done the movie, it would have just been an anthology, retelling the stories, but I'm not against the way they framed it.

There's literally nothing there for you if you haven't read the stories, though. They turn the fat lady and the skeleton lady into villains when in their respective stories, they were actually sympathetic and benevolent characters. They're just reaping the creepy imagery.

They raped the asshole of these books too huh.