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Results
A. Volkanovski def Chan Sung Jung via KO/TKO, 0:45 R4
Aljamain Sterling def Petr Yan via Split Dec
Khamzat Chimaev def Gilbert Burns via Unanimous Dec
Mackenzie Dern def Tecia Torres via Split Dec
Mark Madsen def Vinc Pichel via Unanimous Dec

Ian Garry def Darian Weeks via Unanimous Dec
Anthony Hernandez def Josh Fremd via Unanimous Dec
Raquel Pennington def Aspen Ladd via Unanimous Dec
Mike Malott def Mickey Gall via KO/TKO, 3:41 R1
Aleksei Oleinik def Jared Vanderaa via Sub, 3:39 R1
Piera Rodriguez def Kay Hansen via Unanimous Dec
Julio Arce def Daniel Santos via Unanimous Dec

kepep seething btw. im masturbating to your posts crying about Aljo

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Asian homies he's our last hope

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Albros, What's next after we sterling chokes TJ?

bumping for Algoat

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poopfc is now smellaturd tier

its already in the bag homie

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Please complete&submit for consideration

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if you are over 13 and watch anime you're a transvestite and a pedo

it just comes down to the coach, bjj coaches all have their own pace, some require you to be the best bjjist ever to get a black belt, some officially sanctioned instructors have literal kids with blackbelts these days
don't watch either much, but pretty sure jack slack and the weasle have directly opposing communities, slack community seems to actually train(which is cringe too btw, enjoy your skin infections and uggo ears, ywn be a good fighter, stop applying yourself), weasle is zoomer content for people that have never trained

Wrestling isn’t good for street fighting. Too many wrestling drills involve heads tucked into places where they can easily bounce onto hard concrete on the street.

If there was no referee or time limits, Burns would've killed him then and there. Won by simulation.

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tremendous

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Damn that looks clean as fuck. Was it the entire match?

>24 years old

bros hes gonna be flushed by the time he's 30 like Cody..

Why does every black man chase Latinas? I thought they were all about putting black first of whatever it is they say

Kek what a fat fridge

pretty much, was over real fast

But he got takendown right after that.

>kepep seething btw. im masturbating to your posts crying about Aljo

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This evening I will smoke weed, get a dominos pizza and touch my 6 inch dick

Adsanya, Francis, Kamaru and aljo are all in interfacial relationship.

Can someone tell me why people dislike black women features?

holy Based. Saved.

>2022
>Training in a Gi
Little bit behind the times, brazza

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Is that Will Smith?

anyone got webms of volk beating up KZ?

nah, he started way earlier than cody. he actually started around the same time as cody. he'll be flushed at 27, just needs to be the goat before then

>Kek what a fat fridge

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No

>Why does every black man chase Latinas?

Tiny Mexican dick can't fuck their diaper asses

>POO EFF SEEE

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really wish it was min smolloway taking that beating last night, oh well maybe later

*started way younger

Because their own women look like ape faced prehumans and they know it. The first chance any of them get they stab their own people in the back. They're cowards and cheaters

Imagine being white and 6ft tall and you still end up a Yea Forums incel

Grim.

still dont know how they gave round 1 to aljo....

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The Yellow Man may yet march on

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Priced out of women, Nigel? LoL

You're Asian.

thats true, they are all obnoxiouis and fat too, just look at woodlet wife...

> some officially sanctioned instructors have literal kids with blackbelts these days

This is Reddit’s fault
I bet those same gyms give w*men black belts who couldn’t take on a guy doing it for a month

Because he outstruck Yan?

I’m dating multiple women at the moment

I am that except I have a girlfriend who I fucked for an hour last night

Don't fall for the no-gi meme. The most skilled bjj guys are in the gi, and the best bjj MMA fighters also came from the gi. No-Gi is full of tards who can only do heel-hooks, andd any decent wrestler can fuck up any No-Gi because they don't have the bjj fundaments, Nicky Rod's brother steamrolled the ADCC trials but once he finds someone who had his base on the gi in the actual tournament he will lose. The same thing will happen to Nicky Rod who has great wrestling but his bjj is not that good, yet he's one of the top No-Gi guys, even though he will always lose to guys who are actually skilled. Gordon Ryan is one of the few exceptions that comes to mind about being actually skilled and fighting exclusively No-Gi. Also, most guys usually divide their efforts between No-Gi and Gi, Gordon is one of the few bitches that's afraid to test himself on the Gi

Lol "significant" as if Aljo landed anything significant the entire fight. Pure champ bias.

When Conor comes back do you think he will fight chandler?

gi training for mma makes little to no sense

Pure black* bias.

You're living life on easy mode and you still end up a loser, where did it all go wrong?

what does 'mercury was in retrograde' mean?

>open heem
>you're all still a bunch of ignorant losers lmao
>close heem

>skin infections

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Im glad Yan and Khamzat were exposed but I would have traded them winning by 1st round KO to see Volk get heemed

When I'm feeling good I order a custom with a shit ton of all the cheeses they have + some curry chicken

What is his final form?

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based fighter jeong

"striking stats" in combat sports are a meme it's literlally two guys on the side pressing a button in real-time every time they think a strike happens

not an equal trade, a volk loss to tkz would require your firstborn

Go to liveleak

>millions of invaders like you trying to kill me off and Jews pimping my women to blacks is life on easy mode

Tony vs Chandler

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>seething whiteoid cope
you gotta love it

why'd you have to say that..

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Just buy pussy retard, The touch of a womans ass and mating press some unenthusiastic slut is better than any onahole you're about to coom in

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wow very cool *wrestlefucks him*

Blacks have life on easy mode. They get affirmative action and worshiped in the media. Being white is hell. Look at all the non-whites constantly worshiping blacks on here just to attack whites 24/7. If whites were in Asian countries doing what you do in white countries you'd kick us all out.

I don’t have the money to buy hookers and I think it’s really pathetic but you do you b

Had hopes for a good Asian heavyweight / lwh until I saw he drew Sam alvey, some nigga on a literal 7 fight lose streak with this gook being his only non loss.

Please redpill me on this mountain gook, can he Heem the lhw champ?

if you're so superior how could you allow that to happen

Beast of a thread.

>chandler vs ferguson
that should be illegal

>black women are not attrac-
its over

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I fuck your women, blacky

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>I’m dating multiple women at the moment

No need to lie on an Hungarian Antisemitic anonymous board

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Talmabut Bern Wulf? Great guy, never meddim

Have you guys tried talking to a girl yet

More entertaining than the fights

>not attending on both Gi and no-Gi night
never going to make it

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Da Un Jung can beat any LHW as long as they have a lot of melanin

I now remember why I stopped posting here. Bye.

not sure, it's astrology

but I thought every woman craves BWC...?? Why are you crying about jews and blacks?
Whitebros... not like this

So all you can afford is a $50 hooker?

>if you're so superior
Putting words in my mouth because of your inferiority complex and anti-white bias. I wasn't even alive when most of it happened. How could I personally stop Jews from taking hold of the media?

Why couldn't they just give Yan the belt? Like he heckin got wrestled its not fair his pitter patter was *so* cool!

> If whites were in Asian countries doing what you do in white countries you'd kick us all out.

Nigfag you are dense or what? SEA is literally a meme for old ugly white dudes to be able to move to and live like a king

Cry me a river, also white liberals and white men basicslly are the reason for all the cucked policies in the west , you guys allowed feminism and victim hood to form

test

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I fuck her for free. She sucked my dick for half an hour straight the other day. Keep seething though cuck slave.

If I posted a picture of a woman I am dating at the moment I am positive you little virgins would cream your trousers

whites allowed it to happen. hold that L

This is a Judo class bro, There's literally no footage/pictures of Khabib training Bjj/MMA grappling in a Gi

Yan sisters he was freakin pressuring

Yan lost because Cejudo wasn't in his corner

Almost every Asian is a left wing piece of shit that pushes anti-white narratives.

guys will they cut mark madsen after this fight? he keeps being boring

This fight should not have happened. Fuck Max Hollowgay.