THE OFFICIAL™ MANCHESTER CITY v LIVERPOOL MATCHTHREAD 5

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Hes shit

bro Foden will be the English GOAT footballer

If man city win I'll give my best friend a blowjob

juan peidras is just a normal name in spanish though

based bongs

reminder that i've fucked every popular vtuber out there and you're all cucks

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digits and diaz scores in 90'+1

The city of City

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Pep is such a faggot

Yea Forumsnime

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Tore his groin fucking a girl in a bar in Deansgate Locks. Out for the rest of the season

...my boy jgrealz

They bought him to be part of the brand, no to play football

bit rude from pep

can i be your best friend

game is shouting out for a oil protest

>anime
kys srsly

trips and jack grealish has a micropenis

>bragging about fucking men

>lives in a city
>people say good morning to him
nah

is this abuse?

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They’re bottling

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You bloody basterd bitch sir

ktim

obsessed
obese

brown 2d girls

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dont rate airbrushed pits at all 2bh

I'm beginning to think this Australian nigger is a bot

ASSAULT

Mr. Koro pls…

ABL

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Foden the magician with another disappearing act

>Not even yellow
lmao, just lmao

Anime I think

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that's a red

RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD RED CARD

do you have parents

COME ON LIVERPOOL I NEED MY FUCKING MONEY

What the FUCK? How did the crashing guy start teleporting?? Did he discover a warp glitch?

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How is that not a red? Oh right because Fabinho.

>simping over men
simple as that

match was fixed from the start

Faggot

> Spend 100mil on a player
> Give him 10 minutes in the biggest game of the season
why?

FABINHO YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD

id say thats a red desu

not as big a faggot as mr smile

why so touchy poop

>anime
kys srsly

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Neymar

>SHHHOCKIN!

A draw is extremely boring all things considered.

NO
NOT ANOTHER 2-2
I WAS PROMISED A FUCKING WINNER

They're so inconsistent with those challenges, I've seen reds for less than that

So, it's refball or what?

I never had a father or any strong male figure growing up for that matter.
I genuinely feel this is the main reason I grew up so soft.

that a red

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Ok, I'm high maintenance though. I expect to be treated nicely. But my BJ's are 10/10

Bobby's gonna score the winner

>spend 100m on a bench player

absolute state of a money club funded by terrorists!

Money is irrelevant to City

I want to suck her dick so bad bros

THAT WAS A EED CARD
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ENGLEL REFS

UM, ABANIMEBROS???

maybe the real title decider was the friends we made along the way

Bernardo is a faggot. Get up.

remember when brazil started gabrial jesus over firmino for every single game of the world cup.

foden has been invisible all game

diaz scores today

>pre-plans walks on google maps
that's just not true, he always leaves his house knowing only he's going to walk, never where to

>mane 90'+6 (p)
calling it now

>why do people hate liverpool

>Pissi

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bros.....

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i want to check the score but last time i put the match on liverpool scored within seconds

Another red for Liverpool forgotten

THIAGO SHOULD GET A SECOND YELLOW

DO IT COWARDLY RED DO IT

money laundering

anime wins!

So wait, English referees stopped awarding red cards for studs up challenges? I mean that's about as clear cut as it gets. Do they not review them or what?

what happened to origi. he'd win it

>Livershit niggers just killing people now
every time

clear refball

mane OUT

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Wtf does thiago Alcantara do. Really my grandma on her wheelchair can do the same.

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ripip

Rate my dinner lads

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don't tell me...

>90+5 Aguero
good old days...

referee has been shit all game

c-cam on ingerlund...

Livarpool

wagie! no!

Thiago is fucking awful at tackling

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Money means nothing to these clubs

is this tango

Fabinho is allowed to foul.

looks upside down and delicious.

HATE yanks
FOY FOY FOY

looks dry

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???????????????

Shambolic refereeing

fuck pls no

Cam on ingerlund score sam fackin ACK

no...

Looks nice lad

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real semen slurper

Hi

Fingerpool playing like goons

the fuck is var for?

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very good lad

Spaniards don't like tackling and don't see it as a quality

he took the vaccine...

This is painful

>final 10 minutes of the game
I actually think Jurgen should throw caution to the wind here. This game is winnable with Bobby

>Pep trying to fire up his player
Based. Did he do that/need to do that with Xavi/Iniesta/etc. xD
Makes you think if his system is by like pragmatism as well as philosophy

>Bernardo foul
I actually think the (uncalled) foul on Naby was worse (and first)

>Sadio(!) with the clutch defensive clearance
His defense is actually really impressive(best "defensive forward" if that's a thing)

>Bobby on(
Finally! Wish it wasn't for Sadio because they have good chemistry together I'm just so used to Bobby/Mo/Sadio

Oh yeah
He could have made this game different
>there he is for the last 10 minutes

Why are there so many variants of the doomer meme

That sometimes isn't even a yellow in the last 10 minutes

90s/00s PL was so based(I wish I was around for the 1890s First Division)

shut the fuck up.

>HATE yanks
>FOY FOY FOY

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firmino scores in 89'

>not fried beige shit

Not bad m8

Who is ready for the 91+1 Liverpool BLOOTER?

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Get your booster otherwise you'll get a heart attack due to climate change

8/10
looks good

correcting the score

>anime
kys srsly

good

for straights reds or to remove straight reds

fuck you too buddy

looks like cheap paki food

TONY ADAMS SON?
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING DICK

Liverpools gonna come up 1 point short of the title arent they?

What's >his endgame?

luis fraudiaz

Disallowing goals scored against Liverpool and not giving reds to their players

if this game ends in a draw i will not be happy

in fact i may even be quite angry

Looking something like that

>ukraine welcome fund

>I wish I was around for the 1890s First Division
so you could read about the games in the newspaper? travelling around to see games back then was very costly and obviously no internet/tv.

Lets be honest, Liverpool will kill themselves Hillsborough-style if they don't get a win here, a draw suits City just fine.

AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

VAR is so the Right Decision can be made, or not made depending on what They want

gay scat fetishist in the background

Foul Foul Foul Foul Foul Foul Foul

>bUt yoU hAvE a pHoNe
yeah I can throw away the phone though
how the fuck do I uninject a fucking microchip retard

City going to get a winner

why do city liverpool games always have terrible refs

People with dark eyes are fucking grim

FOY
FOY
FOY

Shit teams

thanks for warning us bro

That's it, I turned off the tv, fucking shit game. Real madrid would rekt both teams

looks like it'll end as a draw and Liverpool needed to win

Stop

Looks like this semen slurping sport just isn't for me.

what is jack grealish's hair's actual natural state? is it meant to be pulled back under that headband as its default setting or is there like a version where it's down and it's just headbanded for sport?

but he looked so healt.hy.. belly literally bursting with masculine energy

Ukrainians are too white. Where's my BAME welcome fund?

FUCKING TROLLPOST

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whos the best free kick taker nowadays

the good ones make enough money not to need bribes

Reminder he posted here once

Wrong. A draw here for Liverpool is just as good as a win. A win only puts them up 2/3rds of one game. Getting a single point increses city's lead by only 1/3rd of 1 game. 2/3 > 1/3, its preferable to see out the draw here.

MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE MANE

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james ward prowse

T Brit fears the Med

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>liverpool finally win the title
>didnt get to celebrate it bc of covid

God is a Man Utd fan isnt He?

post the xG french user

Surprisingly TAA

james ward-prowse

TAA IS GOING TO SCORE

>how the fuck do I uninject a fucking microchip retard

Inject the booster, it's like a download patch similar to your playstation games!

Trains had 3 classes of ticket. You could get a 3rd class ticket and go anywhere

Post more CHINAS

My mate Matt can whip em in

lmao how is that a liverpool free kick

plz no draw

has he done anything of note this season? might as well be saying K. Honda is still top.

Soccer is so fucking gay.

>I-it's c-coming home, right lads?

weak ref

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went in with the studs

yeah scored several belter free kicks, which is what you asked

Matt the tissue?

>soccer is so fucking gay

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wouldn't it just get filtered out of your body naturally?

>yeah I can throw away the phone though

Yeah but you dont

>he's been very...tolerant with his decisions
nigger im a liverpool fan and im surprised we havent gotten anyone sent off.

Fab kicks you all day and then does that in min 91
topkek

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCK CITY BROS HOW DID WE LOSE

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danny ings

diaz goal coming lads

SQUEAKY BUM TIME

But you like watching black men wrestle?

has lee dixon always been this braindead?

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>grealish
Jesus bongs suck

he knows he can't "ruin the game" with too many cards

Grealish is an absolute shitbag, i might go out one night in manchester and twat him

luva de pedreiro

dinner sorted

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Mahrez you fucking bitch

I didn't sit through a whole 90 minutes of football to see a draw, this is bullshit

These players choose the worst times to be greedy motherfuckers I swear to god

aHahhahahahahahahahahahaha what a choker

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA MAHREZ YOU USELESS SHITTER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

semen slurping sport

>mahrez

>poorez

le 100m pound man

WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAHREZ

idiot

You'll get raped by a brown gentleman manchester boys are gay

YOU FUCKING IDIOT MAHREZ
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>a nothing challenge by kdb
>Twelve red shirts around ref for a yellow

Fuck out of here

nigger arab

It's over 2-2

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Ahahaha dreadful

Typical selfish mahrez

>muhrez

Refballs coming home

Its coming home

Its coming

LiVARpool is coming home (to a city full of wife beaters)

>meal for one
One woman

AHAHAHAHA

>dat shitty touch

>MAHREZ

riybad mahshit

Reminds me of that penalty Mahrez skied a few years ago

OMG Mahrez is shit wasting the last chance of the game

poorez

not cropping out the speech bubble makes you look like a fucking retard

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Inshallah Liverpool shall win

BOTTLED

Sterling would've scored

ITS A DRAW BOTH THE TEAMS ARE EVEN
WE SPLIT THE POINTS AND NOW WE'RE OFF TO HOME

that's it city have the league won

A self replicating bio engineered nano mRNA particle that destroys your immune system, similar to the AIDS virus (also manufactured by the NIH)?

Yeah she'll be alright, who needs an immune system, just die of the common cold

>2-2
SEMEN
SLURPER

YOU FUCKERS PROMISED ME A WINNER
THAT'S IT FROM NOW ON I WATCH NFL

>souless player tries to do something that requires soul
>fails miserably

everytime

REV UP THE MAHREZ THREADS

that would've been legendary if it went in tho

huge cringe at this

poop is so fucking mad kek

MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ MAHREZ

>Mahrez

It's over

Massive regression though. No consistency, no consideration as best.

God I miss these

absolutely

>i will never have a gf like this (or a gf at all)
I don't have the right O, I don't have the right
therefore I don't have the right O, I don't have the right
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this game was unironically a rigged draw

i won't hear anything else

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How

WHAT THE FUCK WHY NOT OVERTIME?!?!?!?!

Another tie for the series

Should have passed that desu

mahrez. arab cocksucker

>Mahrez
Anyways, De Bruyne is truly world class.

These two teams play a different game to the rest

Lmao

>Watch effeminate europoors roll around on the turf for 90+ minutes
>ends in a tie
Nice sport fags.

where was pogba

>2-2
Sorry guys, I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

>Liverpoop is going to lose the title for 1 point again

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BLOOTER

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>not cropping out the speech bubble makes you look like a fucking retard
didn't ask

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TAA shouldve went for goal desu

MAHREZ HAVING A MARE

Filthy gallagher tunes

FUCK ENGLAND

YOU GOTTA ROLL WITH IT
YOU GOTTA TAKE YOUR TIME

YOU FUCKING CUNT

WHERE IS THE COIN TOSS

scripted

Yep

foden was good today

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Go to M&S and buy one, user

AND THERE'S THE RESPECT

Fucking hell a draw. I want a refund.

Nice match lads but in the end it didn't ever matter

Get the fuck out then

>Mahrez free kick
Not too far away (his technique is underrated)

>Bend it like Trent time

>that dinky chip over the top from Mahrez
Right idea tbqh. It's just harder to score on Ali than like people think especially in game situations and the ball goes over the top of the goal a lot because they ahve to get it over him

>2-2
Alright I suppose. (Most importantly) Quadruple is still there for the taking
That's one way to get back on the f***ing perch ;)
It has happened before! (I remember the PSG goal)

>DELETE THIS
I actually don't think it's as much of a given last last time(because like the absolute number of points as well as relative positioning matters for me)

There was a certain charm about it

Trent

They did though and it happened(which is the more important part here)

What do trains have now? Are planes and cars like the different kinds now?

I like Liverpool's strength and industriousness in midfield (stands up against even teams like City!)
It's an underrated boomer touch from Jurgen

Salah worst player on the pitch.

fabinho absolute trash today maguire tier retardism

what do you mean?

Fuck semen slurping Anglo scum

screencapping this for when we win the world cum this autumn

fuck off sperg

poop you son of a bitch

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Is it me or is Pep getting odder?

>646 kcal
bit much

lmao could be title costing that

Was he playing?

I'm poor now

But you read, understood, and responded.
Victory goes to me in this situation

City will drop points to villa and brighton

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Liverpool played like absolute shite

kdb 10/10 performance
foden & cancello too

lol klopp clearly pissed

also this and im done

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>2-2

fuck this semen slurping sport. every time i tune in for a big match it's a draw.

This guy it's on coke

?

They'll crash against west ham and wolves

Game of 2 halves weren't it?

Look at the lads go

SOVL

Genuinely that was among the worst all round performances seen out of Liverpool this season. It was like a showing from last season where the defence & midfield were obliterated by injuries.

>anime
kys srsly

WTF was that Mahrez

Anyways city got refballed hard

best liverpool players
1. the ref
2. jesus
3. mahrez

Oh look they're fondling each others holes post match. Fuck the modern gayme

I feel like mass replier is some autistic american and wants to prove “hes not like other americans” and wants to impress the yuros with his wealth of knowledge despite the fact no one gives two shits

what a pass

Cope

Kill yourself

was a good stream. thanks for joining lads

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klopp relaxed and being a man and the bald retard on drugs

>I've never seen such a high level of football
>goal scored because someone forgot to mark his man

The state of Arab left footed wingers today

TAA should've gone for the goal. Ederson is full spaghetti in this match and like I said, Lil'pool is overestimating city

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Fabinio was probably the worst player on the pitch

>he fell for the sky sports hype meme

I bet you're excited about the race for fourth too lmao

Reckon they gotta do something about Salad playing so fucking shit week in week out.

do u mind if i bookmark ur site

i'd worry about the chainsaw behind you

Insane pass by kdb

Why are you so upset at blogpostanon? Just ignore them

He's already gone to PSG in his head.

>Satan trips doomed this to a semen slurper
>Manchester United are also known as "The Red Devils"

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What was the stream?

>anime
kys srsly

I'm pretty sure he was trying to get it to the guy in the middle, but it worked out anyway

>Imagine trying to swag lfc for a PL title and failing to do so

basically did 90% of the equalizer

How the fuck did Thiago stay on?

Can't believe all that whining about the ref being from manchester worked

thank you for your service lad

idk I picked the site last minute. it's pretty slow but there were other streams that had this match
vaughn.live/turkbro

Wtf is that autistic laker poster doing ITT???

Because he made only one foul you retard

He did do a decent pass I'll give ya that.

is now the time we talk about how that city goal shouldn't have been called offside??

best romanian players
1.
2.
3.

He made 3 different yellow card worthy fouls that were all free kicks
and if they weren't all him fabinho should've been off instead

It's about the same as the Kane one in December scousers are still whining about, potentially worse