I had sex with my cousins kid. She's 20. I'm 29

why tf you want details

Things that never happened for $500, Alex.

Fake and gay. It did you faggots space dock?

Old enough to know that what she was doing was a big deal.

>raped by your niece
some true rainn wilson shit

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>but this isn't film or the marvel universe in any way

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I wouldn't really describe it as raped since I wasn't being forced to do anything, just a very awkward situation that I didn't want to interrupt.

Did you nut in her

bros what does sex feel like I'm 22 and still a virgin I feel so lonely I will fuck literally ANY GIRL who isn't obese

no

I asked my cousin if I could touch her boobs and she let me

jerking off is better than s*x

>penis room temperature, no stimulation
>penis head touches something wet and warm, stimulates down the bottom side of the shaft
>inserted fulled, penis very warm, vaginal muscles putting pressure on the entire penis
>motion stimulates the head of the penis, very smooth and warm
>repeat motion until climax
>climax arguably the worst part depending on how long you've been fucking (past 10 minutes the climax is way too powerful and makes your dick and balls hurt 90% of the time)

oh god that only makes it hotter, must be around 11 or 12...

If you've been jerking off for like a decade at this point it'll likely just be a disappointment.

20 year olds are insufferable but they're real pretty

it's really not

At least 14 or something...

Blow your nose, put the tissue in the microwave, use it to masturbate
Sex

in the same place as you
except i have pretty high standards
i think theyd be achievable as im quite tall and not ugly
but its a moot point as i never leave my house

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10

get her digits and hook up with her again

I hate cumming in the vajene. It feels like I'm not getting my full nut since I'm locked down tight with the vag. Something wrong with me maybe since if I rub one out I can shoot it a few feet a few times like a boss. Spunk projectiles basically. Anyways I already got six kiddos. Open house for some of them this week and last week. PTO moms and others all over me. Kids are all blonde with half having blue eyes and some green or hazel. I'm at best an 8/10, Thirsty bitches all over. It would be nice to check out some strange but the whole cumming in the box is a huge turn off. /blogpost

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yeah just keep telling yourself that buddy

I'm too drunk to comprehend this post

dont know why youd say something like that
anyway it wont make me feel bad
im comfortable with myself
its the outside world im not comfortable with

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I feel like past the age of 20 age + doesn't matter anymore when it comes to sex/relationships. If you're past 20 and you want to fuck a 40 year old I'm not going to judge you, it's your choice. 18 is still too young to disregard age differences imo

18 to mid-20s is an okay age distance for a relationship though.

Based

I say past education is okay.. I wouldn't date a college woman if she was 25

She's like 10 years too old for this thread to be interesting.

She was three years old

Several times over the course of the night

>uncle user are you a virgem?

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no, no, the COUSIN is 20.

ok now this is based

i hoe you did it for free, like a true janitor

Incredibly Based

I need something to jerk off too.

read no further unless you want a massive blackpill
constant porn addiction kills nerve endings in your dick. it's too late for us, bros. I tried sex and it did nothing for me. tried to brush it off as "stamina" but real life girls can't cut it anymore{/spoiler]

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And now many days nofap did you do before intercourse??

Posting in a FBI bread

I get sensation back after a week but I have really bad stretch marks and scars from compulsive fapping

that was fast

>nofap
you say that like it's even a possibility

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it is possible and the sensation comes back after 4-5 days

i had sex with this girl
she's about my age and not related to me

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if the genders were reversed it would absolutely be called rape and you would be #metoo'd, no questioning it

when I was 5 I used to jump in my cousins beds who were 13 and 14 and start groping them all over while they giggled and told me to stop

Based
Did you cum inside her?

This. Went back to college to finish my degree and hooked up with a couple girls. Guess they really do like older men. They're hot but they're very stupid and annoying.

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

Bullshit

based satan

This never happened

Nothing wrong with that. Not even illegal.
My mother's uncle married his cousin's daughter and had a perfectly healthy daughter of his own.

>>>/reddit/
NPC faggot

I was having drinks with this chick I want to fuck and two guys across the table (group gathering) looked just like that. One of them was ok, the other was an insufferable reddit tier cunt