Quintessential construction kino

Gotta love my red headed queens and her gang of gorillas that dont know how to do demo, bunch of Morons

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I'm a love it or list it man

> he doesnt have all the episodes of new yankee workshop on his plex server

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Unironically she was a whore

youtube.com/channel/UCzr30osBdTmuFUS8IfXtXmg

Legitimately the most wholesome family on TV

Maybe in an MFM, you know if the girl is really into it

DIE, BOOMERS.

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I wanna fuck his wife so bad bros.

>19 posts
>no This Old House

christ its like you guys don't even own a rickety old new england house, mine is from 1846 and the damn town requires i get historical society approval before i make any changes.

youtu.be/Wpc8L4Zo5JM

>when he has his 10th anniversary and cries saying how lucky he is
could I get away with this if I was 6'? Chip is based

>there are milfs posting on Yea Forums

>that episode with Joanna's sister
HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG

Most likeable people on television.
And they're both smoking hot, it's not fair.

>They were the perfect couple
According to who? The dude was always oblivious to her needs. And she's a fucking ice queen that shows no genuine compassion for their marriage.

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both alex and paige were qt hosts

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American construction shows are boring because they always just remove some plywood out and install prefab cabinets and counters.

>drake
>emmie kay
>ella rose
>crew
>duke

horrible taste in their kid's names tho, the boys have dog's names.

enters the ring

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kevin is such a hilarious asshole. whenever he has to meet with rich housewives to discuss the kitchens they "designed" he always has a couple one liners to undermine them.

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I see this show in waiting rooms sometimes and it seems like the guy lays it on too thick with the goofy nice guy shtick but is still alright beneath the mask while his wife can barely contain how much of a bitch she is even when the cameras are rolling and can't wait to cuss him out in the car. It's weird to me that they're famous but I guess they're relatable since a lot of married couples have that dynamic.

it's intensified with them being "southern". agreed it's a super annoying trope that for some reason exists irl with cucked husbands.

>haha he said he liked the blue paint better, he'll be sleeping on the couch tonight and i'll hire people to repaint it without his knowledge

can't believe people live like that

so they're gay right?

also
>load-bearing wall
>backsplash
>open concept

YEEEAAAAAP

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Do it right!

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his accent is hot

I'm with you 100%

I hate this shit, it feels like the family only exists to parade around for muh wholesome moments
>Oh yknow I do like renovating houses but it's allll so I can come home and garden with mah kids, those scamps
It's porn for menopausal housewives imagining their own family being that saccharine and the other user mentioning that the wife is a barely-contained raging bitch who screams as soon as the cameras stop rolling is almost definitely right

Yo did anyone see the episode where an Asian couple was getting a house but the brothers kept creeping on the Asian girl? They kept joking about coming over for dinner and saying weird shit. I think the "joke" was that whichever brother's proposal was chosen, he would be invited for a homemade Asian meal. At the end of the episode, they did a shot where all 4 of them jumped into a bed together...

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based

The whole show is inherently emasculating as a concept. Two big strong virile men literally come into a married dude's house and assume the role of fixer and provider that he is too impotent to perform himself.
The freudian nightmare is barely hidden in most episodes, everything is shot just like porn, housewives fucking biting their lips when they watch somebody come work with his hands the way their weak office drone husbands never could.
Every husband on the show tries to enjoy it all but if you look closely they're squirming, their mouths smile but their eyes are searching for the reason they feel so inexplicably uncomfortable. I doubt they ever do but you know damn well the brothers COULD fuck the wives every single episode with nothing but the subtlest mention of their trailer and a wink. I would bet money that at least half of the wives cheat within a month of the show's production, their husbands will never satisfy them again.

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damn...first born son got to use a drill for the first time with some canuck right in front of his father's eyes

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>AND I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY, I FIND IT KIND OF SAD

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This is the face of a wife wetter than she has been in a decade and a husband who knows it

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nobody cared who you were 'til i put on the mask

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"someone is finally showing Remington how to be a man"

What song is best for this?

HGTV is comfy
favorite thing to watch at the dentist

I always find these shows in federal buildings for some reason

unironically

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I FIND IT HARD TO TELL YOU, I FIND IT HARD TO TAKE

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the biggest faggots on tv

youtube.com/watch?v=EP_nuvXQQZM

oh definitely fuck each other

oWo "oh brother" is right

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based duo coming thru

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unironically think the balding manlet from the original series is hot. new series sucks, their banter is too fake

Primitive Technology

>makes his own mud hut
>still pays rent to a landlord

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this

I always thought she was native American but she is Arab/Korean.

She's so tiny. When she was pregnant she looked like a bowling ball.

wah????

almost as if she had a bowling ball sized child in her...very strange

>swinging his mop whilst drilling

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hahah yeah it's a joke video XD

Based and wholesomepilled. Also I want to fug Jojo she is a cute

Didn't he have a meltdown and pull a gun out or something?

>He doesn't remember "If Walls Could Talk"
Pure historical housekino

used to watch this all the time as a kid and I don't know why

are these guys like gay twin brothers or something?

>raccoon eyes and cuck husband
no thanks.

I like house hunters in any form but the snobby retards are the worst. Often times it's the dumbest shit too that could be fixed in five minutes.
>I DON'T LIKE THE COLOR THEY PAINTED THE BEDROOM WALLS, WE CAN'T PICK THIS HOUSE

my niggas

>and I don't know why

why do people add this shit to their sentences? i like the color blue and i don't know why??? i ate pancakes, you'll never guess what i put on top....it was maple syrup!!! it's always normal ass shit

you liked watching it because it was an entertaining and successful, long running show on basic cable. . i assume this is the new ~le random~

yeah, but... they're gay though, right?

All Canadians are

Loooks like they e had more work done to their faces than anything else

please dont tell me you guys actually watch this garbage "kino" its fucking flow tv for middle aged housewifes who have nothing else to do