Leicester

>Leicester
>it's pronounced Lester

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>Schalke
It's pronounced poopensharten

Leice
Ster

Just like

Worce
Ster
Shire

I don't understand why this is so difficult for ESLs, just read the letters in the order they are presented

>pen
>it's pronounced kugelschreiber

>LESTARSE

I'd just spell it Wooster.

And that's why the Queen shipped your criminal ass as far away from her as possible with 19th century technology

>WOOSH

>długopis

>no easthampton fc

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How do (You) pronounce it?

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Lea & Perrins

>the german language
>he calls an egg a leichenstehenspeilenbrichtebung

>he calls a car an Automeiherbrauhtonspochenbunt

>he calls a door a Holzoffenschließengeschlossenplanke

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It’s pronounced Wuss-tuh-shuh

we don't but we call an ambulance driver an Krankenwagenfahrer

Blame the Romans, not us. Fookin' wops.

>rubber duck
Quietscheentchen

>match box
Streichholzschachtel

>screwdriver
Kreuzschlitzschraubenzieher

>ice skating
Schlittschuhlaufen

Nevermind, Leicester. Your language is on another plane of existence, user.

The original muttoids.

yeah we're kinda based like that

I pretended I was allergic to that stuff so mom would stop buying it. In reality I was too afraid I'd embarrass myself by mispronouncing it in front of my sister's friends. I do like the flavor though, so I keep a secret bottle hidden on the top shelf of the pantry near the back where neither my mom or sister can see or reach. When I'm making burger patties for grilling, I'll sneak in some of the sauce when nobody is looking. Everybody likes my burgers.

Guess how you pronounce Cholmondeley

Is this real
How do they even operate
Do german conversations that would take minutes in other languages span hours?

the difference is our language is build on facts and logic. we pronounce every letter the way it was written

devilish

>not making the (((uneducated))) look like retards.
See, this is where you went wrong.

These really long words are usually for very specific things that you don't say that often, and often they are also words that would be multiple single words in other languages. So no, not really

>An American simping for england
Embarrassing.

>hsv hamburg
>it is pronounced ''I CANNOT PAST MIGHTY PAPENHOSEN

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Wor-ches-ches-ter-shire

And all of them are pronounced as they should be.

As Americans we are the oldest and most successful child of the British Empire. We had a rebellious phase in our adolescence but we were able to move out of the house and make it on our own, unlike all of the other colonies. We can recognize our independence and celebrate our accomplishments while still remembering where we came from.

>pronounced Hahv-ruh duh Grayce

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I'd love to hear the Baltimore feral blacks try to say this when they're discussing where to go on their weekend crime spree

"aitch dee gee muhfugga"

war
chest
her
shire

if you want it pronounced as "Lester" then spell it as "Lester." don't add all these extra letters then complain when people fuck up the pronunciation

I always pronounced it „lay chest er“

It's not pronounced "Lester". It's pronounced "Leicester".

For me it's Laikesta

>wuhsta-sure

they're called LESTAH for a reason

Pol Gaz-coin
Meth u Le Tizzy yé
Grey ham Le Sovl

U wot?

Should be pronounced Ahvruh duh Grass

Is this autism?

the secret ingredient ufufufu

>Wednesday

LEE AN' PEH-RINS

>Krankenwagenfahrer

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I was very surprised when I heard so many foreigners buy this stuff. Apparently Mexicans call it "English sauce".

Autism: The People

based grizzly

>In reality I was too afraid I'd embarrass myself by mispronouncing it in front of my sister's friends.
Uhh

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Fuck you and fuck Featherstonehaugh too.

And anyone called Greenhalgh, while I'm at it.

Live about an hour away from there and literally no pronounces it like that.

I pronounce it Leister.

Based

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cant believe i laughed at this

since i was a child, yeah i'm a 90's boomer i've always pronounced it Leisester and fuck it i'm not changing it

>soccer
>it's pronounced povertyball

>basketball
>it's pronounced ape hoop

It's simply called "sauce"