THE OFFICIAL™ MANCHESTER CITY v LIVERPOOL PRE-MATCH / MATCHTHREAD 1

10th April 2022 could be an historic day for either Pep Guardiola's Manchester City or Jürgen Klopp's Liverpool in their respective 2021/22 Premier League seasons.

The City of Manchester Stadium is the venue for this potential title-deciding match. The reverse fixture at Anfield back in October ended 2-2, and a repeat of this today will see the Citizens maintain their 1 point gap at the top. A win for the home side means they go 4 clear at the summit, but victory for the Reds will put them 2 points clear.

Kick-off is at 4:30pm BST with coverage on Sky Sports PL from 4:00pm.

MNC: Ederson; Walker, Stones, Laporte, Cancelo; Rodri, De Bruyne (c), Silva; Jesus, Foden, Sterling.
>Subs: Steffen, Ake, Gundogan, Grealish, Zinchenko, Fernandinho, Mahrez, McAtee, Lavia.

LIV: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson; Fabinho, Henderson (c), Thiago; Mane, Salah, Jota.
>Subs: Kelleher, Konate, Milner, Keita, Firmino, Gomez, Jones, Tsimikas, Diaz.

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>no Diaz
It's ogre, Liverbros

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Anime

I used to think the (c) stood for "card" (pointing out if the player had a yellow card at the start of the match)

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this is it. this is the formatting.
thank you

always makes me laugh that it turned out he was a nonce

>this nigga is 25 and looks 52

I'm a City fan, what are the chances City wins today?

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...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING RETARD

>Starting Jesus
Why?

Means copyright smooth brain

I used to think the official word for a nutmeg was an "Ole"
I didn't know the truth until I was 14 and everyone in the room thought I had down syndrome

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Means they've been cancelled for not kneeling

>thought

yeah this is the one

>flag
>post
support the american owned clubs

I used to think Aymeric Laporte’s name was Eric and he was constantly introducing himself

You fucking retard.

I've started supporting City since Aguero got there.

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what you snacking on during the game lads?
>in b4 your mum

Imagining one of the spectators bringing in a gun and shooting Sterling mid game.

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your dad

>anime
kys srsly

For me, it's Liverpool. Not because I like them, but because I hate citeh.

The Real Thread:

HAHAHAHAHAHA

kys srsly

>not someone nuking the stadium
think bigger

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fuck off you autist, this is the thread

Gonna make a peanut butter and banana smoothie in the first half, then an apple cinnamon smoothie for the second half.

either that one or this one
definitely NOT the dutch faggot's

>wanting more white people to kill themselves
The fuck is wrong with you?

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I love Marnie!

salad with costco gyoza
maybe a few cheeky mini tacos

Should I take a shower now or after the game?

oh my god that sounds delicious!

prefer the scottish one tbqh but marnie's okay
predicting 1-0 city so I can drink liverpoop tears

When you walk through storm, hold your head up high and don't be afraid of the dark... At the end of the storm there's a golden sky and the sweet silver song of a lark...

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looks like burnley are finally fucking off

based helen marnie lover

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Is the Dutch / African (black) hybrid the best possible athlete?

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Fuck off mutt

thank god

Post pregame slags

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>post pregame
so during the game?

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Corrr

a rare intelligent american

please stop splitting threads for once in your life autists,, anyway we're all in here

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>27 posters v 25 posters
doesn't look like it, m8

mancunians are scum

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we've got more posts and posters buttface

FOY

shouldn't have rushed to make a shit thread just to annoy dutch city fan

I used to think that
>epitome was pronounced as epitOm
>taciturn was pronounced as tacticurn
>albeit was pronounced as allbait
>rabbits were rodents

>rabbits were rodents
lel

Two soulless globo homo clubs whose squads look UNICEF wall calendars, hope the stadium gets bombed to be quite honest.

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>gen 8
kys srsly

>UNICEF wall calendars
this isn't Crystal Palace v Watford

how are you controlling your nerves lads/

>virgin van dyke
what a name

rank top 3 gens and face judgement

Propranolol

What's the IQ of the City team selection?
Has Pep bottled a big game yet again?

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based pharma slave

phwaor proper bint that

>5
>3
>2
In that order

1. Gen 2
2. Gen 3
3. Gen 4

I insult old people in the streets.

The rich and privileged really do have different rules, his mum can go around slapping up randoms yet I hit my gf ONCE and am now out on tag

>unovabortion
>third world
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>I rate johto
but your 2 and 3 and my 1 and 2 so I won't hate

my posts are albeit

I don't care so I don't get nervous, simple as

kek

SCREAMING

I used to think that the UK flag was England's alternate flag that they just got out for special occasions like when the Queen was doing something, and that England, Scotland, and Wales were real countries with passports and borders and stuff.

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That's your fault, you should have hit her more than once so she learns her lesson

Why do we have two threads just for pregame? pls get your shit together Yea Forums

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>Pokemon retards in this very thread
Kill yourselves.

0-0 incoming

What's the difference between UK and Great Britain?

Spursbro here. I am supporting Liverpool.

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UK has Northern Ireland in, GB doesn't

A bit of Ireland.

Some autist refuses to post in match threads without every minutia of match information like a genuine basement dweller, surprised he hasn't mandated weather and xG inclusions in the OP

anyway he's an utter spastic and gotten some small reddit cult following that only posts in his threads

Hes somehow over thought his team into being a very normal lineup.

Great Britain is England Scotland and Wales, the United Kingdom adds Northern Ireland and the channel isles.
the UK full name is The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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For me it's:
>8
>3
>4

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anyone got a free stream? peacock isn't showing it

GB is the biggest island, bugger than paddy island, Kraut

>weather and xG inclusions
fucking kek

Its on USA network

Great Britain is the island, UK is the country

Bigger*

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any streams lads?

3-1 Liverpool, Harvs wills it

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UK = England and Wales
GB = England Wales Scotland

>anime
kys srsly

The big game is finally here.

Today G2 esports play Rogue in the finals of the 2022 League of Legends European Championship spring split. Who will make history? Who will claim victory? Who will claim the title? We're about to find out.

USE GOOGLE YOU STUPID USELESS CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU FIND IT SO DIFFICULT TO LITERALLY GOOGLE 'SOCCER STREAMS' AND CLICK ONE OF THE 5 DIFFERENT WEBSITES THAT ALL PROVIDE NUMEROUS LINKS TO STREAMS. IT'S LITERALLY LESS EFFORT THAN TYPING ASKING FOR A STREAM AND COMPLETING A CAPTCHA. YOU FUCKING RETARDS ASKING FOR STREAMS ON EVERY THREAD BLOW MY MIND. GENUINELY CURIOUS HOW YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING STUPID. IT'S AS IF IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME EVER USING THE INTERNET. YOU PEOPLE AMAZE ME EVERY SINGLE THREAD. I STRUGGLE TO COMPREHEND HOW YOU'RE SO FUCKING INCAPABLE OF COMPELTING SUCH A SIMPLE TASK. PLEASE FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christ, sancho let himself go...

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Used to think "Istanbul" was the name of the stadium Liverpool won in and it was Chelsea's stadium

Now I'm more confused than before.