/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Porpoise Edition

>Lap:
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>Countdown to the Gran Premio dell' Emilia Romagna e del Made In Italy Pirelli150™ 309,049 all' Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari di Imola (BO):
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>Previous thread:
>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 71 (+26)
RUS: 37 (+15)
SAI: 33 (+0)
PER: 30 (+18)
HAM: 28 (+12)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 104 (+26)
Mercedes: 65 (+27)
Red Bull: 55 (+18)
McLaren: 24 (+18)
Alpine: 22 (+6)

>WEC Standings:
HAM: 168.00 (+61.56)
LAT: 149.63 (+48.49)
RIC: 139.54 (+17.09)

>News:
LECPERRUS
Fuel leak for Amx, not the same issue as Bahrain
F1 stewards suggest SC protocols review after Schumacher near-miss
Pace would have "fallen off a cliff" trying to fight Perez t. Gabbo
2022 F1 season "can't get any worse" t. VETTEE (He doesn't know)

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gimi

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skinny women in F1 and /f1/

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>vandoorne
wtf

gimi

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>Martin says "EXPOSED" with emphasis
>Crofty says "relentless" with emphasis
they browse here don't they

Croft is the hamspammer

tifosibros its our year

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Did he fuck up/have bad luck again?

Martin has been saying relentless for quite a while now

>just remembered the Australian trying to delete any evidence of that Walloon girl* he boasted about e-dating here after he got upset at /f1/

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he know what's the next victim of the race will be

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used fanboost and lost a position almost crashing

yeah '07 - he had number 2 on the car
he was 22 in '08

Wouldn't be surprised if there's at least 1 driver who's a regular, Brundle and Crofty are old, and Crofty is a poois supporter, so I doubt it

okay, so this is how ridiculous the schedule is rn:
>2 week break
>Imola
>another 2 week break
>Miami
>AAAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOOTTTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEERRRRR 2 week break
>Spain

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>can we go for fastest lap again? :D
>no, we already have it and we don't think anyone can beat it
>ok, but, ok :(
>
>takes fastest lap in the last lap anyways
>haha I wanted it :D
>I know you did :D
starting to think the leclerc retard memes arent really memes

>Assidy

What was that situation anyway? I wasn't reading those threads because I was busy with other things, but if I understand it correctly the Walloon girl turned out to be tranny?

At least Imola will be Tifosikino
Fucking Miami and Montmelo would be dreadful

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>For the Thai who doubted me streamable.com/gqwpgz
>Also my second attempt bec I forgot to write f1 on my ass cheek streamable.com/upxfk5
>Sorry for the small quantity I didn’t eat much today that’s all I could do on such short notice

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my money's on Alonso posting here, maybe Max but I dont think he does anything other than racing and having sex with Kelly

lel
got pushed didnt he?

I'm going to filter all third world flags starting today

For me it's a good 'ol rub

AMX is a discordfag though

What about Albon though
>Hey, wanna pit?
>No I'm in the points
>Okay go ahead there's two laps left

Doesn't max use discord a lot due to his simracing stuff?

baku feels

Pinoy shitter is a female confirmed?

Thankfully the fuel flow restrictions and 10% biofuel are saving the environment.

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He even said he checks Discord first in the morning on one of his interviews
Discord is zoomer central though so its not surprising

be honest
would you do sex with a female (female) porpoise
pic not related

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>119279077
>uhh...

Took some photos for the very first time at an F1 race today. Pretty tough but fun overall. Hopefully in like 10 years I can be an official F1 or F1 team photographer.

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kino photo m8. beautiful

Are you implying that Jamie is a porpoise? :DDDD

me no want to be ded by a snu snu

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thats nice :)
good work lad!

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kino

faster

Porshe Wins lol

Why are third worlders like this? What caused them to be this way?

I see Charles is already starting to act cocky just because he has a car easily 1 second faster than any other. Typical carbabby behaviour we have already seen in the past from Vettel or Hamilton. These people are amazingly fast at forgetting that just the previous year they were being embarrassed by other fotm meme engines. This is why it's so satisfying when they fall again.

the red bull symbolizes everything that is good in the world, the mercedes symbolizes satan and all evil
here we can see a struggle between good vs evil and good stays ahead just by a hair
very kino picture, don't know how you thought about all that symbolism while snapping it but well done anyway

IndyCar when?

i would do sex with jamie chadders

I would fuck her on a poolside with her wearing this and making dolphin noises

Vettel will 100% be driving for Alpine next season if Alonso retires again.

thanks anons, much appreciated

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>rooting against leclerc
watch it pal

>Streamable
Lmao retard. I told you to post the webm WITH timestamp. Without timestamp we can assume you pick it from the internet.

5 bongs 30 bings

Noice picture user
Aren't F1 team photographers is just a nice way of saying spy shot taker?

very nice photo lad, good job

His face is so bizarre

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Any ALBON content?

thanks

damn that's really good

Gasly will get that seat way before some washed up cunt like Vettee

now post photos of female team personnel

still waiting for a bumpy circuit to unleash maximum porpoising mayhem

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He's what happens when your face ages but your hair doesn't

vettee is finished, ratman would mogg him every race, ps3 is the best option

Really diggin the shadows in this one

sir lewis is going to end the season with brain damage (more than he currently has) due to poopoosing

Watch the second video with f1 written on his ass. Stop goading him into shitting up this general even more man.

>Australian was complaining we don't give him any attention anymore regarding Walloon posting here
>some lads pointed out in the past they saw LGBT stuff in background of Walloon pics and never saw their face
>/f1/ goes after the Australian a bit
>Australian confirms they are on the LGBT+ spectrum
>/f1/ lays into the Australian more
>Australian goes quiet on /f1/
>return upset so start spamming nudes and dick pics which gets the thread deleted via Janitor
>/f1/ notices Australian had deleted any folders of Walloon they had hosted online to post here
>Australian later claims they never posted anything here or tried to get any threads deleted & it was /f1/s fault
>latest move by the Australian is it was all the HAMspammer somehow

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gimi

Formula E sucks so much.
>attack mode
>fanboost where zoomers vote on the internet about which driver gets a few second extra power

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Post the pic. Im not clicking that shit

Probably yeah. I wouldn't mind being the guy who just follows the team around and takes photos of people doing their job. I'm already really into street photography anyways.
I'll check if I've got any decent photos of Albon

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>no one likes Mercedes
>both their drivers always get fan boost
how has this not risen any red flags?

Nigga I’m not getting banned for the floorshitter or for your laziness.

>fanboost is an actual real thing in formula E and not just a hilarious cynical /f1/ meme
What the actual fuck

>latest move by the Australian is it was all the HAMspammer somehow
Kek the hamspammer has become some kind of legendary scapegoat anyone can accuse when misbehaving here

Its funny how Formula mEmE tried its hardest to get the zoomer audience while F1 does it effortlessly

2 week breaks are normal
>noob
Anything else is a bonus.