Celebreties you met

What a huge fucking loser you are lmao

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She's so disgusting that it's somehow hot.

>Elvira
Not only met but lived together in a very victorian gothic architectural mansion. You can imagine the disappointment I was in when I had to fuckin' wake up.

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Did u fugg

What does underbob smell like?

Is she a pornstar?
Name pls?

I've cum inside her multiple times
I wouldn't be able to cum with her
I would cum on those bimbo tits without making eye contact
I would not cum near that used up roastie
I've cum on her tits multiple times, go to a con and ask what afterparty she's going to, she'll know exactly what you mean

>jew in my dreams
that's a fucking nightmare

If I remember correctly (cause this was a while ago) we were about to, and that's kinda where the dream ended and where I got pissed.
>I've cum on her tits multiple times, go to a con and ask what afterparty she's going to, she'll know exactly what you mean
If true, then congratulations my friend. Good work.

the legend Ava Devine

I had a dream where I saw Vin Diesel walking his dog outside, and every time I turned away and looked back at him he had another dog on a leash.
Then he said since I broke his VCR he'll break mine

I 69ed with molly shannon and made her cum. I was about to but I woke up.

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In the mornings I try to time my alarm for when I am in REM sleep towards the end of a cycle, then I wake up for a minute or two, get comfy again, and ride a semi sleep/semi hyper vivid dream and semi conscious state where I can control my dreams, hyper creative and I don't take notice of my surroundings at all.

Normally this means I can lucid dream sex with women I know or celebs, often resulting in me being able to hands free cum on command while in the dream but be 100% aware I am cumming. actually heavenly

>throat fucking Kiernan Shipka with her laying upside down off a bed so I am literally pounding directly down her throat
>pump my load down her throat
>cum hands free in real life and 100% aware of all of this in a hyper vivid dream state

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You are the most pathetic faggot on this board

Nightly. Last night we met while waiting for a plane, and she upgraded my seat to first class she I could sit next to her.

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based but also kinda cringe. pick a cuter girl

Next time lucid dream me in there too bro sloppy seconds

been plenty of different ones, mostly women I know but sometimes there are multiple including celebs

I don't even have to sleep

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Alison Brie was in my dream a few months ago, but she was definitely Annie from Community.

you're in the need of viagra, faggot

Holly earl, we dated, we fell in love, we married, we had kids, we grew, we changed, then I woke up.

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whos the hottest celeb you've dream fucked? I can't into lucid dreaming but the only time I ever had a sexual dream about a celeb, it felt so real and vivid. i can remember it to this day and it gave me a fetish. fuck bros i need to look into this...

she did not age well jesus

just 4 years after that cute smile gif, the baggy eyes and cracked face.

Thats pretty subjective. One thing is the fact its subject to the whole "forget dreams over time" stuff. Bust a heavy nut but you forget the details after breakfast

I once spoke to Hugh Laurie about the glottal stop that is common in the Cockney accent.

>Tfw my new gf looks like her
I'm an ugly loser who always had the shitty end of the stick my whole life from health issues to financial and mental shit to horrible childhood until I met her, and now everything seems much better.
I hope you find yours anons and have the happiness you deserve

Being the X-Files geek I am. I once had a very memorable fantasy dream where I was literally Mulder. Lived in his apartment, worked in the FBI the whole nine yards, and eventually fucked and showered with Gillian Anderson (Scully) for a few hours while talking to her about conspiracies. Amazing to say the least..

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>not summoning a succubus and making a condition be she looks like a celebrity
There’s a thread on /x/ on how to do it and everything

She's just a completely unabashed slut.

I had Kat in a dream before, unfortunately she was just kinda there and nothing really happened.
I had a dream with Gal recently where she comes up to me and says how she just had my children

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I met a young John Hurt in a dream a few months ago, and for some reason he had huge boobs.

not really a celebrity, but she was in the top 3 IMDB startmeter for like a month

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milkers gilpin several times

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went on nofap and got to titfuck Hitomi in dreamworld

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Did you learn this off an article/guide of some sort with this info in detail? I’m intrigued