PREMIER LEAGUE SUNDAY AFTERNOON MATCHES THREAD

Why is he like this?

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>no tv deal
it's the fucking premier league. someone would watch it.

>ynr over lockdown when they wanted to charge £15 a month for Brighton vs Burnley

Norwich v Burnley match thread

why?

It just not right if you ask me

Business idea: every English Premier League match is broadcast live on English TV, with one a week on free to air

But artificial scarcity means more people tun2e ion for City spanking Liverpool on "super sunday

I'd rather make 100x more with the current plan thanks

I don't understand, I would happily pay a reasonable subscription fee, like people do for netflix, for amazon prime etc, just to be able to watch premier league games on a sunday when there's fuck all else to do and you can't do anything because you have work tomorrow like everyone else with a normal life
the yanks have games on all day for people to watch and if we're pretending that top level sport isn't just a corporate procession like theirs is then someone near the top making the decisions is utterly delusional

But if you can watch Norwich, you might not watch Liverpool

CAM ON NORRICH

What match are we watching lads? Not really that interested. I want a comfy Liverpool waiting room match.

This

t. Norwich fan

Roberto Firmino has travelled with the LFC squad to Manchester.

No Origi, Minamino, Oxlade-Chamberlain or Elliott.

relegationbowl

Burnley need to win to keep the pressure on Fat Frank.

Watford are pretty much down after losing to Lelds right, that was one of their best chances for points? Just Bumley and Everton that can realistically stay up?

Cam on Lestah score Sam fokken goals

everyone will be watching norwich burnley

Well done Alfie

>Norwich going down
>Fulham coming up
The ciiiiiiircle of life

early death for norwich

Das rite. Kneel hwite boi

formatfag in?

think its palace v leicester for me

About to have my first pack of super noodles in like 4 years
Also come on Norwich, I need you to win to take the pressure off Leeds

1 x battered sausage
1 x regular sausage
1 x chips
1 x pot of curry sauce
1 x fanta orange

I really wondered. Is there really Oranges in Fanta? Isn't it all chemicals?

quite like that Burnley kit desu

5% juice, more raw sugar by volume. Extra orange flavour though.

5 procent juice eh. Some vitamins in there I reckon

bumley pls

ffs burnley

fuck sake Burnley

Burnleybros...

Are you ready for the Weghorst kino?
Got me cornflakes, lets go. If norwich get a cheap deflection like Evershit, then Burnley will make sure to do what Manure couldnt

SO ARE YOU READYYYYY????
CAM ON BURNLEY

5%x330ml can = 16.5ml, like one table spoon of orange juice. Fuck all.

>eVeRtOn ArE gOnNa Be ReLeGaTeD
lmao

burnley getting relegated would also be acceptable

was just in the middle of making a post like this, utter state of Yea Forums, if this were shitcoins they'd all be buying high and selling low

Why does the long throw in never get told to hurry up? If a player stood there with the ball for that long doing a normal throw the ref would tell him to hurry up and stop time wasting. Yet when it is the meme long throw they can take as long as possible and use a towel and shit.

Fuck everton
Fuck you souless cunts

>Burnley

Boring end to the season

nothing soul about burnley
dross football
cunt fans
tinpot stadium
dogshit away
do the best to injure liverpool players every match
roll over and have their bellies tickled by man city every match

Wegbros...

He cant pass

>seething

>going down

well there you go

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based assistants to the protagonists
like Hawkeye to City's Iron Man, if you will

Lmao

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>evershit apologist
>seethes at burnley existing
>cries for liverpoo
literal scum

>dadberg is rooting for Russia in Ukraine because if Russian teams are suspended from the UCL next season Celtic qualify for the group stage by default

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as reasons go that's not a bad one

look, another scottish tranny who hates their dad

Norwich have so few ideas in attack when the opponent is defending in the box. It's just aimless crosses are no one, Pukki isn't a target

kek this place is full of 'em

find it telling that you can't argue any of the arguments against burnley
pointless football club

>So, it happened AGAIN.

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>pointless football club
>singles out burnley when teams like Villa and Manure exist

>inb4 "muh whataboutism"

still more history than everton

>invasion ending injuries

neither villa nor man u are playing retard

objectively untrue

He just needs more time la

woah
just remembered its two 4 day weeks coming up lads
wohayyy

so lads
What are you going to do with your 4 day weekend next week

the wagie is exited about not having to slave for toilberg for an extra two days

Based realpolitik

kek

>larping as a loser with no job on a Malaysian basket weaving forum
sad!

Anyone got a stream I can use? (PS4 friendly if possible)

>dross football
Classic 442 footie, they have a budget smaller than Championship clubs what do you expect
>cunt fans
Just cos you love to be on your knees doesn't mean we do lad
>tinpot stadium
Yeah fuck a view of Pendle Hill I'd much rather see Hubcap Alley ey laa?
>dogshit away
Broke Liverpool's home streak tho
>do the best to injure liverpool players every match
Sorry your players are more fragile than the gates at Hillsboro.
>roll over and have their bellies tickled by man city every match
First actual point you've made well done

>faggots in here always complaining about Burnley fouls
meanwhile
>least red cards in the league
>norwich currently buying time with a foul every minute

>look at me I do work to make other people rich so that I can afford my barratt home mortgage and my audi finance payment

imagine not having wfh days so it's practically a 4 day weekend every week

who is complaining about burnley fouls?

Sh you're not allowed to use facts pal
Burnley are dirty because- because they just are okay!?

>e-easter is a 4 day weekend, t-that counts r-right

>they have a budget smaller than Championship clubs

get royally pissed up la

burnley have a billionaire owner and spend a considerable amount more on players than you're making out
they rival all the top championship clubs for money spent on players

Tarkowski's face kek

So what game is best to watch after half time?
Don't care for Leicester/Palace as their seasons are done
Want both Burnley and Norwich to stay up
Want Brentford to go down but don't want West Ham to get 4th

>palarse

Cam on burnleh

screamer

Alright lads, back from a three day holiday if you catch my drift.

tell people im doing housework and gardening and shit when reality will be just spend 4 days on the sofa drinking, shitposting and watching tv
and i mean 4 days
will only get off it to get more booze, piss, shit, and get some food

>burnley have a billionaire owner
Nope they have an American hedge fund who bought the club with its own money and immediately took it from ~40m in profit to ~40m in debt.
Wage budget is comparable to top championship clubs yes, but Burnley's highest earner is still less than a lot of Championship players.
The transfer budget is tiny, they had net negative spend this season.

God I hate that fucking just eat advert with the weird robotic voice, every fucking half time.