Jesus of Nazareth

When does this get good?

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In every shot where Jesus’s eyes are visible, the actor never blinks.

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when they start killing the babies

>tfw no mary magdalene waifu
Why has god punished me?

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How come we never see jesus as a teenager, like when he's whacking off to porn and disrespecting his parents?

>not Why has god forsaken me?
One fucking job, user.

Best Jesus of Nazareth ever.

So ... who was watching Jesus masturbate?

so??????

Because people can't accept the fact that he fucked and parties hard throughout those years

ngl child Jesus is scary enough, I have a feeling he was a NEET during his teenage years.

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God... duh

even though it's boring so far minus and whenever the Romans are onscreen, I will say this is objective kino.

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After you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior you filthy degenerate sinner.

Dirty old fucker.

I am no sinner, user.

>he casts the first stone

best movie jesus ever is franco nero in the visitor

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>Meanwhile, at Pasolini's casting agency...

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mary looks like a qt there too though
but jesus christ... yikes!

"Jesus of Nazareth" was a tv show

They are italians, what more do you want?

>heart shaped pupils
what did they mean by this?

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This series was rather dare I say ...operatic

honestly, if there was another messiah today, and he acted like Jesus did as a kid, they'd pump him with heavy medication.

So was Zeffirelli.

No 1st century where ever looked that good

how many 'messiahs' do you think popped up during his time. I read that jewish messiah became a fad after Pompey trashed palestine and he was just one of them.

Visitor > the omen

Thumbnail looks like Lynch's Dune.

huh?

i thought it was a miniseries

Well, yes. But on tv, not a film.

Little kid with bright blue eyes.

It's a bit unfair to compare the two, Zeffirelli's series is absolutely stacked with some of the greatest actors of all time.

He was. He was debating with adults as a child.

humperdoo

Best Jesus?

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There were many. Jews were looking for the Messiah to liberate them under the Roman thumb

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when you think about it, joseph was kind of a cuck

Tbh? Resurrection.

what was he trying to do with that Jesus? Prove a point?

my dad plays bowls with him up highgate bowling green

your dad hangs out with Jesus??

>jesus
>white
jajaja

>tfw no Olivia Hussey wife
I just want to die

that's right, i had no idea who he meant when he said jesus of nazareth, but now i know

you didn't know who jesus was? what

I know who jesus is but when he said he played bowls with jesus of nazareth I didn't get it

spoiler alert
Jesus dies

looks like the kush just hit mary

Jesus didn’t blink