Cristiano Ronaldo is likely to be arrested and charged today with assault and criminal damage after slapping a phone...

>Cristiano Ronaldo is likely to be arrested and charged today with assault and criminal damage after slapping a phone out of an autistic child's hand and stamping on it
>if found guilty he could face upto 3 months in jail and risk deportation as he is not a British Citizen and the UK is no longer an EU member state

OH NO NO NO NO

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Fake

even if real, he will settle out of court like he did when he raped all those women

lock him and up and throw away the key

He'll be in jail with greenwood.

cope

Imagine working at a company. Your sales team just lost up a huge possible future sale. A sale especially you worked hard for and your team mates did always nothing.
Imagine walking down the hall to your boss office and the HR guys start filming you.

Yeah not a nice feeling.

Lets see the link then

The UK isn't like the US, even if the victim doesn't want to charge the police can still take it to court when they have clear evidence of a crime

It's high time we kicked these Portuguese Abusers of Autists out. We didn't Brexit for this.

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

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Santa: What do u want for Christmas ?

Me: I want a dragon

Santa :It’s not possible ,make a realistic wish

Me: I want Ronaldo to dribble and score a goal that isn’t a tap in or pen

Santa :Which Color dragon do you want ?

Even Santa knows Ronaldo is finished

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gas this lunatic before he strikes again

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holy based

>Dabs on Everton autist
Pissi would never

He apologised and invited the kid to Old Trafford (at no trouble or cost to himself)
He's a fucking toffee he doesn't want to go and watch that shower of shite he just wants a new iPhone you cheap fuck

>gets charged
>gets deported
>dabbing

Hide your kids, hide your wives. It's Ronaldo

>Walks free
>*Dabs*

xDD i wish i could upboat this post twice

Literally admits to rape and THIS is what gets him arrested. Ess em heigh.

Watching united play is a punishment

Deportiano Criminaldo

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based ronaldo shitting on zoomers and their whore moms

Lots of zoomers think the concept of "pressing charges" exists in the UK because of murica media poison

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Messi did this and got away with it.

UK looks more and more like a fascist shithole

>man bruises a child and destroys his phone
>police charge him
>FASCIST!!!

lmao

this is hilarious. after all that raping it's a phone that'll bring him down

Karma

>british """men""""
Police has better things to do than deal with this childish things but I guess the gangs of "asian" rapists are not a priority

Shoosh terrone.

kill yourself plabbitor

Wow, upvoted, would you give reddit gold if I had money, but I'm broke living in my parents' basement in the city of San Franscisco.

God is great.

Is he autistic or is he just a scouser?

feed the scousers

He'll give up 10 million to get away with it as usual

The police can do that here too lol. We just can’t be compelled to testify at a trial that we were victims of.
Idk if that made cents I have haven’t slept in 63 hours

LMAO, you think the UK is going to press charges against one of the most popular players in the world over a phone? LMAO
They'll send him a letter saying could you pwease pay for retard child phone pwweease. Lmao

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Sometimes I wonder if people wish Ronaldo was dead.

A kid was filimng his bruised leg in provocation, he was limping and being vocally abused while leaving the stadium after losing a game, naturally he would be very fustrated.

Anglos are not human, anglos should be executed and their women raped, you are not human you are bugs, parasites, you are opportunistic vultures, you need to be killed.

>anglos should be executed and their women raped

Ronny's doing his best lad

>filimng his bruised leg in provocation
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

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>A kid was filimng his bruised leg in provocation
boo-hoo, someone pointed a camera at my leg!

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He forgot his license for that. Seriously, brits have it worse than americans

BASED good morning sirs

>A kid was filimng his bruised leg in provocation
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>Anglos are not human, anglos should be executed and their women raped, you are not human you are bugs, parasites, you are opportunistic vultures, you need to be killed.

BASED

>retard heemed some kids phone on camera
>tried to cover it up with a meek apology after everyone saw
KEK

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Are you really posting this from yesterday's thread for a few (You)'s? Get a grip lad.

>here's your apology photo, bro
Pixiano Resnaldo

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>films bruised leg
How dare they?

>the quasher of quality
>the pulveriser of pixels
>the champion of compression
>the destroyer of definition
>the rapist of resolution
>the slaughterer of shutters
>the exposed of exposure

Based. Fuck the English I hope they all get cancer.

Bit harsh m8

Should have never apologised and take fuilt, and more importantly use his vast wealth to ruin these pikeys' lives just for a laugh. Little zoomer chav faggot, get fukt. Was not nearly slapped hard enough.

>some annoying kid is laughing and filming him injured so Ronaldo slaps a phone
>police instantly involved
>social media going crazy
>all news outlets report on it

>Ronaldo rapes an innocent woman who said 'no' to him numerous times
>Ronaldo literally admits to his lawyer she said no
>nobody genuinely cares


Hmmmmm.... the sexist world is at it again.

IT'S

Quite based, ngl.

nah the portuguese ones are easier to catch