/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Embrace Porpoise Edition

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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 71 (+26)
RUS: 37 (+15)
SAI: 33 (+0)
PER: 30 (+18)
HAM: 28 (+12)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 104 (+26)
Mercedes: 65 (+27)
Red Bull: 55 (+18)
McLaren: 24 (+18)
Alpine: 22 (+6)

>WEC Standings:
RIC: 122.45 (+47.62)
HAM: 106.45 (+82.44)
LAT: 101.14 (+63.39)

>News:
LEGOATWINSLOL
LECPERRUS
Albon gets points in a Williams 3 races in
Red Bull's reliability issues "unacceptable" t. AMX
Mike Krack under pressure from constant rupturing

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gimi

Bravo flip, you are the most reliable baker

*joins all the other shitters known as 1 time World Champions*

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>LEC: 71
Give him the tittle already.

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>without schumacher ferrari’s last title would have been 43 years ago

Where Nico? Please please please Nico just drive the fucking car

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ANDIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Kimi Raikkonen is a shitter
Kill yourself traitor

Gimi

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AMX = Gimi
>Beat Hamilton in the final round
>Constant WDC Contender
>Unreliable car
>Likes to party
>Mogged by Mediterranean talent

SAIL AWAY WITH ME HONEY

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erm, gimi...

Amx fans, I'm going to shill the final redpill for you. Simp for Lulu, so much moar lols

>mansell
>shitter
pick one

we gaan

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H8 MAX
H8 HAM
H8 CHARL
H8 GEORGE
H8 VET
H8 /F1/
luv me formula 1

simple as

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>Mike Krack under pressure from constant rupturing

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aren't you forgetting someone?

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Ferrari and McLaren are rivals eternally
Red Bull and Merc are rivals eternally.
Don't let current grid position let you forget this

I'll 'ave you for that

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>jorj P2 in WDC
wot ze fak

>Generally has a I-don't-give-a-shit attitude

how do brits trick themselves into rooting for a neekeri? why would you ever cheer for one in this sport?

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This is my last bread too until the race threads get buried in the archives

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ANY HIGH-T SWISS ARYAN WOODSMEN HERE? HOW ABOUT HIGH-T BLONDE SCANDINAVIAN SAILORS? OH! A MONEGASQUE FORMULA 1 DRIVER TOO! TELL THEM A TRAD HALF-SPANISH CATHOLIC PHILLIPINA W SERIES DRIVER IS WAITING FOR THEM! WHAT? A KEK CZ*CHOSLOVAKIAN HUMANITIES STUDENT? EWW! GET OUTTA 'ERE!

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youtube.com/watch?v=u1zSHGL3Drg

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Can you shoop livery onto Auschwitz gates, with Amx and Horner on the inside?

>puts shitbox into q2 in 1st race
>puts shitbox into p10 from p20 in 3rd race
What can he do next to redeem himself?

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based

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Anglos worship niggers, they are their gods. It is their religion.

>Most AESTHETIC car on the grid is also the worst
Many such cases

DO NOT FALL FOR THEIR FALSE FLAGGING

1. One cannot fight Mercedes by positive means. It is a negative, and this negative must be erased from Formula 1 or it will forever corrupt it.

2. One cannot discuss the Mercedes question with Mercedes. One can hardly prove to a team that one has the duty to render them harmless.

3. One cannot allow Mercedes the same means one would give an honest opponent, for they are no honorable opponent. They will use generosity and nobility only to trap their enemy.

4. Mercedes has nothing to say about sporting questions. They are cheaters, riggers, who only enjoy the rights of an equal contestant, rights that they always abuse.

5. The so-called regulation compliance of Mercedes is not legal at all, rather an encouragement to betrayal. Therefore, they have no claim to protection from the FIA.

6. Mercedes is not smarter than we are, rather only cleverer and craftier. Their cheating can not be defeated on track — they follow entirely different moral principles than we do. It can only be broken through team-political means.

7. Mercedes cannot insult an opponent. Mercedes slanders are but badges of honor for an opponent of Mercedes.

8. The more an F1 fan or an F1 team opposes Mercedes, the more valuable they are. If someone is attacked by Mercedes, that is a sure sign of their virtue. Those who are not persecuted by Mercedes, or who are praised by them, are useless and dangerous.

9. Mercedes evaluates regulatory questions from the Mercedes standpoint. As a result, the opposite of what he says must be true.

10. One must either affirm or reject Mercedes. He who defends Mercedes harms his own sport. One can only be a Mercedes lackey or a Mercedes opponent. Opposing Mercedes is a matter of personal hygiene.

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who of you is the shitposter

But he doesn't have any championships yet

>world champion
>getting beaten by teammate
>getting beaten by mentally shattered broken buck
>likely to get overtaken by McBurger soon
Has /f1/ realised that AMX is a fat loser who had it handed to him yet?

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Win a WDC with ferrari

>Seb is at his wit's end at the problems with the Aston Martin

i guess we can let the pasta niggers have this for a couple more races, maybe I eases the pain of not qualifying for the world cup (AGAIN LMAO)

the car was developed by schumacher
and 2007 and 2008 were more or less a continuum of their dominant era with bad drivers

Based

From what part of monaco are you from lads?
île grenouille here

AA23
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>Laps her in every race
Nothing personal Pinoy

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I'm glad /f1/ has taken to shitposting about Max rather than coping. Was worried we'd become a hivemind fangirl club for a second there.

>Ferrari 2023

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AMX is just someone we all rooted for because we hated Hamilton.
Let's just admit it.
Ferrari and McLarenbros let's get back to handling the real shit

this max vs charles war is kino
we will take the banter this week maxchads but next week theyre getting it twice as bad

>They are cheaters, riggers
FUCK RIGGERS

based

>divegrass
don't care

>Most AESTHETIC car on the grid is also the worst
then why is it winning?
this

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Cant wait
Still 19 races to go. And he will do a Party Mode / Brazil engine soon. Mercedes is unbeatable. I will kneel to the blackman and i will join the Crowdstrike and i will be the next Hamspammer. Its over ccccccc-crashtappen is exposed AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDFJSADEFIASEJFEJSAFIPASEEGGEDG GGDSHDSif Ḯ̷͖̗͙͕̖̪̬̞̼̒̽̏̂̽̾̿̚͜͜Ţ̷̡͉̞̼͇̟͇̠̳̃́͑̑S̶̨̨̼͉͓̫̜̹̩̠̓̾̈́̈́̄̈́̉͌̿̑̋͘͠͝ ̶̡̢̡̢̻̣̘̹̪̳̠̭̤̺̑̊̍̇̐̄̈́̑̂̋̆̚͝Ơ̷̹̪͌̄͆͛͋̈́͛̎͠͝V̶̥̘͂̌È̷̡̨̼̙͖̹̖̘̯̘̺̬̇̄̾̍ͅR̴̡̡̛̺͖̪̬̜̱͇͚͖̻̼͌͗̃̒͌̎́̋̈́͊̇͌̽̿ ̵̨̨̘̻͍̼̟̟͎̱̦̭̫̽̐͋̏̚ͅI̵̡̛̹͕͔̪͉̤̔̉̏̔͋́̓͑̚͜͝͝T̴̨̨̢̜̩̣̱͎̺͎̟̝́̋̈́̆̿͒͘͝S̸̖̝̹̖̾͋͗̓̔̽͗͑͂ ̷̪̖̮̿͌͋̍̑͒͗̉̑̌̎̕͠O̴̧͇͔̥̥͓̠̙͓͔̎͆̐̀͗͑̈́̊͐̚V̴̧͖̼̹̟̩̣̤͍̰̺̦̰̆̏̎̃́͜Ẻ̵̡̛͎͍͚͚̬̻͓̩̣̦͗̑̀̍̏̾͂͊͑͛͝Ȑ̵̨̳̤̟̙̺̈́͛̎̑͝ ̷͎̱̗̙̥̝͈̋͌͌̿̿̓̃̿̓͗̒I̸̝͑̆́͌̀̈́̚T̶̮͓̘͚̤̋̀̒͊̀̿͂̔̾̾͠͝S̵̡͕͒͐͝ ̴̡̯̮͉̙̬͓̘̜͂̓̄̆͌̾͘O̷̙̍̎͗̿V̸̨̛̛̮̒̀͆̓̌͒͋͂̓́̕͘Ë̴̪̮̱̤͉̘͕͙́̏̄̚͝͠Ŕ̵͖̻͙͍̮̠̍̋̎̀̋̉ͅ ̵̙̜̝̯̫̞̓̂́͌̀̓̒͑̽͂̐̎I̷̛͍̗̫̩̝̞͋͆̒͌͊͂̒̄̚ͅT̴̠̔͐̾̓̓̇͝S̷̛̻͚̭̽̑̃̑͑̉̑̐̒̀́̂̔ ̴̧͎͚͈͓̭͎̭̑̈́͆̒̿̎̏̂̐̚͝O̶̧̢̻̹̫͍͕̻̣͙͖͗͌̐͐͘V̸̡̡̘̩͙̼̗̣͎̼̈̓̎͑̏̓̓̈̏͠Ę̷̧̖̘͉̹̻̙̩̝̀̇̄̈́̂͐̈̔̀̌͝͝Ŕ̴͔̠̘̫̱͇̯͌̔̽̿̀͊͗̆͠I̸͇̘͎̰͚̪͓̳̰͇͕̾̇͐T̷̙̜̖͔̙̼̞͇̞̻̳̈͑̂̇̀͆͂̐͂̂Ş̴̛͓͙̞̪̻̥̺͈͉̖̝̋̑͆̋̀̈́́͌̑̿͘͘͜ͅ ̵̨̩̋̃͑͊̃̋͌̉̆̆͐̈́Õ̵̢̟͚̳̱͆̇̎̿̈́̓̃͊̕V̸̧̨̟̿̐̈̈́̈́͗̋̈́́̒̇͝E̵̡̡͍͈̜̫̞̝̖̜̘̱͆̿̒R̵̨͓͉̦̜͐̽͆̈́͑́̃́̈̌͌͒͂̏ͅ ̷̛̫͚̭̺̩͗͌̑͛̐́͑̒͝I̸̧̬̝̣͆̀͗̚T̷̡͎̭̍͆͊̑̏̍̈́̒̔͐͘̕͠S̷̮̐͒̿͒̍̽ ̵̢̛͎͚̮̥̟̙̪̬̬̪̮̯̔̊́̇̍̏̚O̴͉͈͚͉̫͙̍̓̃͊͂̀V̵̨̞̪͇̳͉͙̮̠͕̠͓͖̦̒̆E̸̛͙͖͂̌͊̑̈͋̈́̌̈́͛̚͘͝͝R̸̢̹͓̙̞͓̭̊̏̈́̈͌͑́̀̏̊͘̕͝I̵̧̢̘̹͚͖̝͈͖̫̻͕͛ͅT̸̺̳͈̫̱̮̤͋̔͌̈̃̀́͋̏̂̓̔͝Ş̵̤̝͎͚͉̞̝̺̒͒̔͒̉͌̂̎̚̚͠͝ͅ ̵̡͉̹̣̳̱̭͎̜͓̰͇̫͊̉̏̐̒̕̚ͅǪ̴̠̜͇̟̥͊̄͐̽̇̀̉̆̈́́V̷̱͎̬̰͊̃͑͛̋͑͠Ȅ̴̡̡̛͔̥̫̮̺̜͛͂͂̈́̏̐͌͗̓͛̕͝R̵̢̧̧̪̜̪̖̟̫̪̹̗̓͑͆͛̈́͊̐̾͑̇̚̚ͅ ̷͍̻͎͕̯̳͔͍̟͎̾̈͌͛͌̽͛̽̔͠I̷̢̥͔̟̩̞̯̬̫͔̬̿̏́̀͘Ṱ̴̢͈͎̰͆̆͛̊̍̈́͛̀̐͘͝S̶̟̰̩̞̭̱̜̗͓̘̬͗ ̷̫̻͓͎̘̎́̉͆Ơ̸̺̞̺̠̓̿̈́̏̇͗͗̚V̴̛̖̘̘̺̜̼̀̀̋͆̓̎͌ͅĒ̷̩̭̺̎̂́́̄̔̓͐̊͆̕͘͝R̴̠͓̋͛͐̄̉̒̇̽̽̆̽̚Í̸͇͈̗̝͔͆͑̔̃̑̈́͊T̷̨̙͇̠̜̝̝̏̀̉ͅS̴̡͉̮̯̖̠̥̋̀̀̒͛̔͋̂͠ͅ ̶̨̨͚͚̙̻͓͈̺̠̗̞̹̘͋̈́̇̉̀͗͗̽̏̑͝O̷̺̒͋͂̾̀̍̒̈͒̑̆̂͝V̶̱̙̫̭̫̙̭͈̩̮̺̩̮͉̇͊͆͑̌̾͛͗̕̕E̵̛̞͓̻͙͊̈́Ř̶̢̼̠͍͇̝̠̣̟͙̥̊̍͐͘̚͝ ̵̡͎̺͕͍̄̈́͆͋̒̈̾̾̐̔̓̉͐̈́I̶̢̧͖͔̖̥͗͂̈̉͌̃̐͑́͑͘T̶̡͎̯͕̖̙͈͙̼͍̭͖̹̣͌͝S̴̨̛̯̭̫̊̌͒̽̏̓̽́͂͝ ̷̡̧̱̮̝̼͍̼̱̹̬̳̖͊̈́́̏͂̃̉̎̕̕̚ͅO̷̧͇͈̙̬̖̘̬̘̗̪̿͜͝V̷̺̤̰̯̈̌̏E̸̫̹̞͙͊̈̉̏̀͐̏͒̾̒̓̏̈́͝Ŗ̵̡̨̧̟̪̱̥̭̳̤̯̘̦͈̈́̏̋̆̾̍̈̂̀͋̀̊͊͠I̸̛̿̉̒̃̉͗̉͋̿͒̚͘͝͝

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I like Ferrari wins but holy fuck stop being so fucking cocky after 3 races, It's gonna kick back really fucking hard if some random unpredicted shit happens like 2 DNF in a row for Lecute

Baby steps mate. How bout he gets Lewis back for Brazil and Austria and beats Max in one (1) quali on pure pace?

So Alex brought his Gf and Charles brought some guy?

>McLaren
?

Dubs and Charles gets covid

mclaren are my boys because none of their drivers ever bitch on team radio

but that car won?

it's fucking ogre m8. ferrari has a rocketship and charles is good enough to not bin it. meanwhile mercedes is on the way up so it's gonna be amx vs hambo fighting for 2nd/3rd

I was hoping for a competitive season, but I'll take LWL over HWL any day of the week

Damn, Seb seems really broken

3 race weekends, a month of the season and sainz brads still havent apologized for the winter lies about him being better than lechad. There is absolutely no way for him to avoid being driver nr 2 now. Apologize.

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Max Verstappen has a long history of breaking his cars' mechanics with his erratic inputs and dangerous driving. Will he lose another championship despite having the far superior car again?