Spider-Man: Far From Home

What did you think of it?

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Horrible Spider-Man movie

And as a movie in general it's pretty forgettable besides the scenes with Mysterio

she looks like she fucks white bois

>Spider-Man has jungle fever
best creative decision in the entire MCU

>tfw no tall aryan gf

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>Tfw he will never fuck zendaya and make the entire black community seethe

Is Miles Morales gonna be Peter Parker's time traveling quadroon son in the MCU?

Peter Parker and MJ die in an alternate timeline. kid is raised by Puerto Ricans or Dominicans. Motherfucker shows up with Cable and Deadpool?

That why they're making Peter Parker an insatiable oil driller? Black pussy morning,noon, evening, night?

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??? Why would you say that thats racist

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Honestly terrible in so many ways.
>The CGI
>The fact that it's barely a spiderman movie and just another MCU shitfest
>Daddy Ironman
>No mention of Uncle Ben
>So many interracial pairings
>"DUDE STAR WARS"
>Lackluster story

She wasn't in it

No

Any lewds?

It was the worst movie I’ve seen in theaters in years. They basically turned it into a Thor: Ragnarok -tier memefest of inane, childish gags not even kept loosely coherent by any semblance of logic or continuity. A complete bastardization of both the character and filmmaking itself, writ large. It was like a Big Bang Theory episode for the big screen - I honestly would not be surprised at all if the next one has a laugh track so that the arfing seals in the audience don’t miss their cues

By all means, continue to lap up literal shit and pay Disney for the pleasure, brainlet

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Average. Not as good as Homecoming which was a brilliant movie. Seriously why can't Disney just continue the Vulture storyline?

Trash.

It was legitimately one of the worst Spider-Man movies ever made and one of the worst Marvel movies ever made.

The fact people loved it and it made a billion dollars speaks more about or society than it does the movie itself.

>Homecoming which was a brilliant movie

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Yes. I’m not linking them because you’re a lazy ass but she’s got nudes.

Oh my God, you know what I just realized? I typed this out while thinking of the first one, not the newer one, yet it still COMPLETELY applies to this one HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA MARVEL REALLY IS SHIT HAHAHA

how come some korean hotel hasn't leaked this shit yet

Kek, homecoming was a pretty average movie, a typical marvel movie without soul. Frankly the best spiderman movie after the raimi trilogy is into the spiderverse.

>barely a Spiderman movie
Invalid.
>no mention of Uncle Ben
Also invalid.

There's been a perfectly watchable TS online for a while now.

It was alright it had its problems but all in all it came out as a decent flick for an MCU thing, its annoying that sony forced Marvel to release it this year though I think that they initially wanted to release it as the first marvel movie next year. But the villain was good the supporting cast was funny (though I still dislike what they did to flash despite enjoying the actors performance) I liked peters chemistry with zendaya (again being annoyed with the fact they cast her as MJ they just should've cast her as gloria or chat) and I enjoyed the mysterio immensely

I checked out about 2/3 in, before that it was pretty good before turning generic and uninteresting as fuck

>What i liked
That Queens Parker's friends were black and white
Parker's age is closest to comics in this phase

>What I didn't like
Villain discovers Spider's identity for the thousandth time
No Gwen MJ and Harry
Parker the pathetic Stark sidekick
Spider CGI is the worst of all movies
He has no weight and the suit doesn't look real
The lack of hot actresses
Felicia Hard could be a good choice, still time to finish the trilogy with Black Cat

Really bad, only saving grace was Mysterio and J.K Kino

For Kevin Feige and Alonso all white woman need to look like this

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ITT seething white bois.
Stay mad cuckolds.

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