Character brushes teeth

>brits

>rinse and not swallow toothpaste left in your mouth
>not rinse and swallow toothpaste left in your mouth
Is having toothpaste taste and gradually swallowing all the leftovers in your mouth the benefit you are speaking of?

yes
you're also supposed to brush before brekkie

>not cupping your hands under the faucet and funneling it into your mouth that way

>character takes a piss
>they don't wash their dick in the sink under the faucet afterwards

Was about to post this.

You do this?

Spotted the jews

>character jerks off
>doesn't cum into the palm of his hand to feel its warmth before washing it in the sink

>character takes a shit
>doesn't wash his ass under tap water, sticking his fingers into his anus to ensure cleanliness
And I thought women were gross

>Character about to call someoneon the phone
>Does not need at least half an hour mentally preparing himself, writing out what to say, worrying, typing the number, deleting it, going through the upcoming talk in his mind, typing in the number again, checkong it three times if it is eight, calling, abort the call, call again, finally reach them after hoping not to, fuckong up the intereogation after some unexpected question, stuttering, then hating himself afterwards crying on the couch contemplating his life
Unrealistic desu

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Enjoy your facial herpes

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>character has sex
never mind

Does anyone else cup there hand and fart into it, then sniff the trapped fart out of curiosity? I have no idea why I do this.

You tryna get pink eye?

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specific & pity-pilled

>character refers to a water tap as a "faucet"

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I used to get really bad cold sores

I haven't had one in 7 years, I damaged my lip and it swelled up and wouldn't go down for a month so I popped it

never had one since, I think I popped out the tissue he virus was living in

I've been doing this for years and I've never had pink eye.

>character wears armour and has a good sense of humour at the drive thru

>scene opens where a character just finishes pooping
>doesn't show them wiping their ass so much that it starts to bleed because they're paranoid that it'll smell poopy
I mean, come on Hollywood

>character doesnt waste 30 minutes finding the perfect song before starting his work

>character finishes showering
>doesnt squeegee some of the water off of themselves with their hands
>doesnt wait and drip for a few seconds before using a towel
>doesnt grab the towel and dry off while still inside the shower
>they just walk out of the shower and wrap a towel around their waist

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>character doesn't shit in the shower then repeatedly stomp on it until all the chunks are small enough to go down the drain

where my /stinkfoot/ bros at?

>doesn't use hand to wipe soapy ass while showered

Dunno bro, I just looked this shit up and some people say don't rinse and others say it makes no difference

>because a big ass rat got in there and won't leave
My fucking sides

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No you are right. Im killing the planet every time i wash a glass.

this
I literally had to google what the fuck a faucet is

thats my friend

Yeah I stopped doing it recently. I got this new sensodyne stuff with that bio-glass in it and rinsing defeats the purpose, it's not bad, just gotta spit a couple extra times

Just cup your hand why would you leave a cup somewhere you also shit

>character has to shit in public toilet out of desperation (usually avoids doing so)
>coast is clear, character chose to use a generally unused toilet
>starts to organise 4 bunches of toilet paper with soapy water on them before entering the stall
>co-worker walks in and asks them what they're doing taking wads of soggy paper into the stall

Do people in hollywood really use dry paper to clean shit?

Tony Soprano always does this.

>He doesnt poop in his hand and then lob the shit into the toilet from the shower proclaiming "SLAMDUNK" when he hits
Never gonna make it

>brekkie
Do you people not realize how stupid you sound? Stop talking like babies.

You fucking mong, just lay some toilet paper on the seat and then sit on that

>rinsing with anything other than high-grade vintage battery acid
seriously hope you guys dont do this

sowwie :3

What do in that situation? Rats are disgusting I don't wanna touch 'em

good for you but herpes unfortunately doesnt work like that, it is spread throughout your body

gotta waffle stomp that puppy

Troglodyte

Hello wafflestomp brother

Why? I'd much rather brush after.

>voluntarily ingesting excess fluoride 3 times a day at a minimum
That might be good for your teeth, but can't be good for the rest of your body.

>character doesnt brush teeth while showering
rly makes me think

I've been putting my mouth under the faucet my whole life, it's what my dad did. Have I been doing it wrong?

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You need to spit it out, but don't rinse afterwards. Fluoride is only helpful when it's in contact with teeth for a while.

Yes retard, that's literally how you get water born parasites

It's not like I'm sucking off the faucet, you just let the water fall in. How is putting it in a glass going to make a difference

if you live in the third world or America

You don't drink water from bathroom taps, that's different water

i do this

Did you ever taste it? I did once, it's pretty disgusting, I have no idea how girls are expected to swallow that stuff

The water from the bathroom tap is by far the coldest water in my house for some reason. I've always suspected it comes from a different source

What if I use the showerhead water?

Ah wafflestomp, much better name

All the cold water in your house comes from a pipe next to your water heater. Its not different water sources unless you also have well water some how.

It does in the UK at least, bathroom water usually comes from a separate tank that fills up and stores water

topkek

can europoors not afford a dishwasher?

Please don’t wash your mouth out. Spit out the extra and let the residual toothpaste do it’s job. Your teeth need time to absorb the extra minerals with the help of saliva. Remineralization is the term for it

Enjoy your hernia retard
>he doesn't fold his palms to get enough water to rinse his mouth
Never going to make it

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Do Americans really only have one tap

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>hernia
?????

My bathroom has two sinks. I wash a hand in each one

It's to clean my asshole with soapy water. I'm not too fussed about seat bacteria, I just don't want to smell like poo

>instead of starving it's thriving

orthogonal jej. I'd forgotten about this one

call pest control if you have expendable cash. I wouldn't want to get bitten, so that's what I'd do.

>realize
Do you people not realise how stupid you sound? Stop typing like illiterates.

Needlessly bending your back wrecks your spinal discs over time
Unless you are a manlet whose mouth is level with the tap, don't do it

>Character takes a shit
>doesn't heat up the toilet seat with the hairdryer first

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>being so physically unfit that "bending over" gives you a hernia
oh my sweet summer child

>bending over is bad for you
also the fuck do discs have to do with hernias

>not wetting the brush and sucking it

based bad eyesight poster

>commenter pretends to personally know or have gone to school with actress

>character sits down to eat
>doesn't spend 30 minutes finding a good youtube video to watch with his meal

>character is afraid of shitting in a public bathroom
>character actually washes his hands before eating
>character covers his mouth when yawning / apchooing
these must be stereotypes

I fell for the water flosser meme.

It gives everyone hernia you mongoloid
You are only supposed to bend in your hips, not back
If you work out and deadlift, you keep your spine neutral, same applies for everything you pick up or reach for
But you are not going to hip hinge to reach the tap, it's inconvenient as hell
>what is a herniated disc

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y-you do this too? I like food review videos the best, I imagine I am eating a meal with someone

It's possible to get what's called a "herniated disc."
That being said, that's not what a "hernia" usually refers to, usually, so your confusion is understandable.
That also being said, how fucking fat is that user to think it's possible to injure yourself by bending over the fucking sink to get a drink of water

yeah i actually hate being autistic like that, if it's a hot meal it always ends up getting cold before i've settled on something

dude you are not deadlifting 5 pl8s you should not be worrying about fucking herniated discs because you drink from the faucet

Find the video before you cook your food

>Rinsing in the first place

But then your oven is fucking disgusting and tainted by the rats presence isnt it?

pretty alpha

I use my hand as a cup

>dude you are not deadlifting 5 pl8s you should not be worrying about fucking herniated discs because you drink from the faucet
Well, most people who get hernias don't deadlift at all, they are just guilty of having a lifetime of shitty habits like picking things up wrong, discs degenerate over time

point is you are not picking up anything when drinking from the faucet

Based and redpilled

youre picking up water with your mouth retart

Irrelevant, you are still needlessly stressing out your back
It's not necessarily the act of picking up that causes damage, it's improper bending
The taller you are, the lower you have to go, the more damage it does

>faggot Euro thinks everything has only one name

HUUUURRRRR CRISPS, CHIPS, BOOT, BASIN, BONNET, RIGHTO CHEERIO

can we use your hand as a cup too

What are you, a retard? You ESL?

can you measure the amount of damage bending over does?

No you dumb faggot European. It depends on the design choice people want.

i have 4
1 for cold
1 for hot
1 for room temp
1 for a mix of hot and cold

>character takes shit
>uses toilet and not doing it in the shower

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Well, not really
There have been studies that measure how much force certain actions exert on your discs, but you can't easily translate it into the quantifiable amount of harm caused, your discs deteriorate over decades and many factors are involved
Same with teeth, acidic drinks like soda are bad for them, but you can't measure how bad exactly

Fuck.
You've convinced me. I'm terrified of lower back pain when I get older, time to stop bending over the fucking sink.

>washing a glass(with water) because you put water in it
Unless you're fucking slobbering all over the glass or a backwashing subhuman what's the point?

>Character showers and brushes his teeth every single day

That's a small change that goes a long way
Just don't forget about proper form if you have to move furniture or some other heavy stuff

kys

>not using the single hand cup method
Savages.

i'm 25 and i already have a small hernia in my back because of this, they found it when i was only 21

Yeah I already bend my legs when I pick up stuff.

>not using the double hand scoop
Unrefined plebeian.

>character takes a piss
>they don't piss in the sink

>character brushes teeth
so unrealistic