Allahu Akbar edition
Post-fight press conference
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Allahu Akbar edition
Post-fight press conference
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battle of the svedes. i choose you because you put effort in
Khamzat proved to be a real one tonight
>Allahu Akbar edition
Hope your country gets raped to the ground
Thots?
I am really mad about that card
What a shit card.
At least Aljo achieved an incredible story win.
What part of Australia you from bros?
they're well on their way
he lost the story, definitely a top 5 now tho.
/nrl/ runs /heem/
bendigo 3550
literally
how the fuck is that the main event of anything ever
shoeyville stand up
dharruk
Based
Fuck Dana
pretty sure Usman is headlining that card
Khamzat made the same mistake as Magomed did. Use all your tools to win.
perth unna
khamzat vs burns was kino
All the talk about the Cumzit fight being the greatest anyone has ever seen was confusing me. Have I been filtered bros?
Kek, I was sort of with Yan until he said he won round 2, absolutely delusional.
HAHAHAHA
I WAS RIGHT YOU COPING FRENCH FROG
LOOK WHO WON
3142
First pay per view to have a negative amount of sales
though that was reviewbrah from the thumbnail
who cares who won. story losses:
Yan
Volk
Khamzat
>tony vs gaychee
>zombie vs volk
who got the bigger beatdown?
it was good, it was swang and bang, but it wasn't foty or anything
Fight me in Tekken Tag Tournament 2 and see what happens
No, not even the best fight of the year
>At the UFC 273 pre-fight press conference, Chan was asked by a reporter about the impact he would have if he became the champion. “A lot of people think that Asian men not being able to become champions means Asian men are weak, but that’s not the case,” said Sung Jung at the press conference.
>The Zombie believes the reason behind the lack of Asian champions is the lack of opportunity presented compared to other fighters. “It is because Asian men are not given as much opportunity as perhaps other races,” said The Zombie in the pre-fight press conference.
>“If I become champion, then more Asian MMA fighters will be given the opportunity to fight in the UFC and potentially become champion,” he said followed by a loud cheer from the audience.
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What did he mean by this?
a toast. a toast to heems!
Nah
It was a good fight but not one of the greatest imo
You've got to remember Khamzat draws a lot of casuals who don't watch many fights anyway. It was a great fight though, I can see people thinking it was one of the best
Part of the hype also comes from people never seeing Khamzat tested so it's fun
lost my draft by .3 points, feel like heeming myself
when you saw this image, how did the thought of this man losing come to your mind?
THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER
kek lost the story and the fight
He loves and wants to set a good example for his race.
Volk-Ortega
>*pulls the race card*
>*loses*
Aljbros... The good guys finally won one.
From the part where they gave kangaroos
North Sydney but I've been kicked out and have to live with these sub humans in west Sydney
need more One fighters in there. Or them muay thai fighters. They are bred from childhood to fight
He might have said it by mistake desu, got to remember he's not very good at English
Doubt he actually thought he won round 2
why are asians so cringe bros
Wanting and doing are two entirely different things.
that was just an esl moment.. he had a poor showing regardless (imagine matching output with the gassed out wrestler).
because of how elite they were, specifically in the ground, the fight was justifiably boring.
yan lost the story for sure tho
What was Volk supposed to do, kill him?
Was thinking it's a bummer we never got Conor vs Zombie in his FW run
the shogun's bushido honor was too much for yan-tan to handle
Failure is a part of life. It's tawlf b.
Who is the best batamweight fighter of all time and why is it Aljo ?
kek? jungle asians are good fighters it's the beta east asians that can't fight
tyron woodleyesque
is that guy even allowed to drink
on the real why are asians so shit? i can understand them being shit in other sports cos they're tiny, but in a sport with weight classes?
Heem... We need to start a fundraiser for Lauren Murphy to get a new face...
What's next for him?
Carry him like Floyd v Mcgregor to put on a show for the fans. You don't batter an aging fan favourite.
kek alan jouban just called chazmat a cutbabby to his face
Could Volk unironically end up being top 5 all time P4P?
1. Khabib
2. GSP
3. Jon Jones
4. Anderson Silva
5. Volk??
most reddit card i've ever watched
>volk
>khazmat = decision
>yan abandoned TDD for losing via clown bagpack
This was fight of the year.
Bantam weight is the worst weight division in the ufc. The only interesting fighter is O’Malley
beating cruz in a fight night main event 6 months from now.
Bombing Ukraine and denazifying it
what the FUCK was their problem?
>1. Khabib
Stopped reading there
I think something might have been lost in translation. He's talked about how South Korea is dogshit for mma. No good training partners, shit facilities, fighters get fucked by mandatory military service, expensive as fuck, no government support, etc. I feel bad for southkoreanbros.
reminder: dookie did it one
Probably but idk, I feel like Max won their 2nd fight and I feel like the current crop of FW contenders aren't really strong
>“It is because Asian men are not given as much opportunity as perhaps other races,” said The Zombie in the pre-fight press conference.
There is your answer. Institutional racism against the Asian Man in the fight business lol.
mounty county
Surprised you can read at all
northern Australia of course
You could be right. To me it sounded like he was so frustrated he just started counting “1, 2” probably would have said he won round three if they let him keep going.
This is how Auchwitz prisoners looked like
I feel like khamzat has a weird frame in regards to his style of fighting. Like most of the guys who excel at ground and pound are stocky. Seemed like he gave up trying to take down Burns after realizing he was too strong.
jon jones will never be a goat because he roided
get it through your thick fucking skull
the shit part
>There is your answer. Institutional racism against the Asian Man in the fight business lol.
all those high paying white collar jobs really a detriment to fighting
Ooo burn
What’s Australia like lads
I’ve never been out of the states
Pretty much a coin toss.
Could go either way
>khamzat using toughness instead of fight IQ + techy
i dont mind if this is Gaethje
I think he's 1-1 with Max
>Yan lost
>Zombie lost
Asiansisters is it back to warming up the pillow for our white bulls?
is this achievable natty
I'll still put Aldo ahead of him
he was just the one to get caught. usada is cancer to mma
If he moves up to LW and does well maybe, FW is pretty weak outside of him and Max right now
shark face has milkers
>1. Khabib
There are like 5 people on the list above Volk but then again when you start your list off like that, not much can be expected from you.
who can beat volk?
>burns almost got dq'd
lmao imagine
Winning against whoever he fights next
Not sure about Volk but I agree with the top 4
we want female asian fighters not male
>Max right now
was he ever good
like actually
Yan
>burns with the soccer kick
damn, tension was high.
>bantham is ruined because a bitchfaggot got gifted the belt not once but twice
ridiculous
Worst beat down in ufc history? At least Ferguson wobbled garth
>blackbros won
>white with a weird accent won
odd, unwinnable narrative as per aryan cookbook
>another month of waiting for a decent card
its over
newfag here, where can I find the full fight for burns and khamzat
did ANYONE get the picks right tonight?
how new? jesus
kattar vs giga and max vs kattar were far worse
The final Squid Game is having to fight Volk lol
He's on the downlow
>Khamzat. I heard you don't wrestle.
I wish I had a webm of Khamzat throwing a punch after the horn when Burns pushed him off, they were both fuckin on it
Imagine this OP , to think that someone who be so delusional to say he won a round where he was held down for the entirety over the fact that maybe it was an English mistake from a guy who doesn’t speak English
You should rope
just looked at next weeks card.
grim
torrent
How is it even possible for Khamzat to allegedly go hard with Gustafsson and then barely win a war against THE Dilbert, victim of Hooker. Is UFC staged? The calculations just don't add up.
Who are you taking right now?
volk is way bigger
alex is flushed b
Aljo hurt Yan in one of the rounds he took his back in
>Yeah I think Khabib is the P4P GOAT, how could you tell?
can cejudo realistically take volk? also, is he coming back or not?
not like this asianmasculinity bros...
>Gustafsson
was only good for exactly 25minutes 1 time in however long he's been fighting for
>Yan is like le most perfect most le complete MMA artist in perhaps all of history
>Gets taken down and back controlled for 10 minutes
>Hurrr gib beltch
>Gib rematch
>beat number #2 guy in your first top 5 fight
>you're a can now
Why? I know /heem/ is never impressed with anything but that seems pretty exaggerative.
youtube.com
I started playing this for the meme but I actually ended up choking up a little bit, zombie was never my boy but after rewatching all of his fights this week before the card I got mentally flash knockdowned
kattar wasn't that fucked up honestly zombie can't even walk
Reminder that Gilbert would have been Champion if he had a slightly higher fight iq and capitalised on the damage he inflicted on Usman. So Khamzat is spiritually the champ right now
wodder these mods doin b
Gilbert spartan kicking Khamzat off him from his back was based as hell. Also he was hitting Khamzat pretty hard with punches off his back and shocking him
to be fair, Burns probably got KO'd by Hooker because he was killing himself to get to 155
the fucker walks around at over 210lb's
ufc is dying
Fuck Joe Rogan for pulling that completely loaded question on Jung. Retirement anounces should be espontaneous.
if you didn't score the second round a 10-8 for sterling then you dont understand mma scoring
that's just what jews want you to believe. the average asian man is either a cashier, a crab fisherman, or in prison
i think islam and armanchad tsarukyan flattened all 155 and under
Durinho won the story
>made earlier
>more posts
>more ips
>still got deleted
fucking retarded jannie
the ugly king would heem the dwarf
ortega actually had a chance zombie is a bum
Khamzat has 11 fights and he’s already ranked #2 in the world. He needs to go do some sidequests fr he’s underlevelled for where he is in the storyline just like Gane was against Ngannou. He needs a couple more fights before he can beat the Usman boss
Volk would beat him because once he drops him he won't follow him to the ground.
>flag
0(zero) UFC fighters
anyone who thinks hazmat was exposed is a massive brainlet
Pereira would dominate that can shitmaev
any Khamzat bros actually feeling really good? 15 mins in the octagon, chin tested, solid in the top 3 now.
Imagine being top 3 in your first 5 UFC fights. If Khamzat got the khabib treatment and got fed bums for years...
Khamzat also apparently destroyed Jiri in sparring, the calculations say Usman rules the PooFC
welcome to my world and the world of heembull (shit)
Nice cope, maybe he’ll sniff a belt in a decade
>Chan-sung Jung said at the end of his post fight interview though his translator did not translate it, "I guess I'm not good enough to be a UFC champion"
Sparring is sparring dummy
People say Khamzat never gasses in the gym but he was exhausted after a round and a half here. It's different for many reasons
1. Anderson Silva
2. José Aldo
3. TRT Vitor Belfort
4. Werdum
5. Charles Oliveira
Fort Lauderdale
story win or loss for khamzat?
>sterling
Bum champ
both had a lot to prove, understandable why they acted like that. and thank god burns's kick didn't connect, it would've ruined the experience.
this
Why is this sport so shit? Ball fags get a good game every week, you have to wait every month for a ufc card , and even then, it might be shit or have half of it be w*men
cumsock will lose to colby in the most boring decision you have ever seen
They have their own sports that the west doesn't care about, and the ones that fight would rather just fight in ONE or whatever Asian circuit since outside of the top fighters the pay is basically the same since UFC pay is so bad, they probably come out ahead since they don't have to move/ train elsewhere or any of that.
Colby drew
Gane won
Whittaker won
Yan won
Bro he's been fasting for 2 weeks, insane that he actually took the fight.
Yeah /heem/ wants to say he's shit now because their contrarians. He just clearly beat the #2 ranked guy who dropped the champion. He needs to work on his striking and fight IQ but overall good performance.
>15 mins in the octagon, chin tested, solid in the top 3 now.
huge win
Imagine being top 3 in your first 5 UFC fights. If Khamzat got the khabib treatment and got fed bums for years...
He went from looking like Khabib to 9ff roids Jon Jones. The hype train is falling
KEK based mutt
I think tills flushedness just rubbed off on him
>gets taken down and has his back taken against an RNC specialist
>that RNC specialist isn't even able to threaten him with a single submission despite 7 minutes of back control
Yan won. Sterling didn't do shit. He didn't do *anything* to Yan, he didn't even get a legit choke attempt on him. At least Yan landed some decent punches.
>any Khamzat bros actually feeling really good?
yes
but also no cos there is no way he can win a 5 round fight currently
epoman and colby would outlive him
Major loss
Looked good but very unpolished. Needs at least 2 more solid fights before challenging for the title.
Durinho really exposed his striking weaknesses. He's a complete bum in terms of striking.
i thought that Khamzat will never bleed, rocked or dropped like Khabiby
I want Khamzat to walk through Gaethje shot like terminator
East Asians maybe but SEA produces lots of fighters.
He lost his hype so story loss
Based retards, Khabib completely dominated the lightweight division when it was the strongest it had ever been and embarrassed Conor at (close to) his peak. He lost maybe 1 or 2 ROUNDS in his entire career, he was more dominant than Fedor at his best when everyone was riding his dick. if you think he's not the GOAT you don't know MMA, it's really that simple
Woah… maybe his team was lying about him ragdolling heavyweights and he was never double champ material
Tbh TKZ looked pretty awful today. He probably shouldn't have got the title shot. Feel for the guy but he was so far behind speed wise and well, everything else.
Central coast
Like the others said not GOAT status but there was a lot of fun stuff
Them dragging and pushing each other across huge spaces in these great feats of strength
Swang and bang, back and forth with no clear winner
End turns into battle of wills as any pretending to have technique goes out the window and they just throw random over hands at each other
It was the best fight I’ve seen in a long time
they don't box or wrestle
He’s the peoples champ
all my boys are cans but i think this guy is the one who hurts me the most. i can handle a loss but not like this
>knock Aljo's lights out a bunch of times
>defend every takedown
>other dude taps your calf twice and round goes to him
I'm so sick of the social justice warrior judges in the UFC.
are you guys now just realizing gym stories are made up to hype training partners like you didnt actually think khabib knocked out dc then sniffed al iaquintas crotch for 25 minutes
zombie is still my boy
the chris smoked #1 and #3 making him undisputably the greatest fighter of all time
radelaide here
Those were competitive
This one was so one sided , jung didn’t throw a single impactful hit
>Gilbert spartan kicking Khamzat off him from his back
Retard.
He recently completed the Thailand sidequest, he'll be starting the Liverpool one next
Congrats to Khamzat for the win. But considering how tired he got, I don't think he's beating Covington or Usman. Burn was a warrior though. Probably the best fight of the night.
Feel bad for Yan. Dude pushed the pace all fight. Defended 20 fucking takedown attempts and every submission attempt for 7 minutes. Came back and won the last 10 minutes of the fight only to lose.
No respect for Aljo. Dude ran the entire first round. Had the 2nd and 3rd do to anything and couldn't maintain anything but a body triangle. Then spent the 4th and 5th pray-shooting takedowns and laying on the canvas hoping to get another DQ win. Dude's a pussy. He was when he took that knee. And he was this fight as well. Judges really fucked this one up. It's a shame we don't have Pride rules anymore. Aljo's exploitation of the UFCs rules protecting fighters that purposefully ground themselves to avoid shots is probably the biggest bitch move you can pull with the current ruleset. And it's what Aljo exploits to survive.
Felt for KZ. Dude got absolutely outclassed tonight. Volk tonight looked phenomenal. Volk looked like we all expects Khamzat to be. All credit to him. He's arguably the greatest fighter on the entire roster. He's got it all.
But seeing KZ's wife crying while trying to console him got the feels.
Outside of Aljo's bitchass mentality, tonight's card wasn't terrible. Too bad there's really nothing left this year after Gjaethe.
again, kino pose
We're all getting old bros...
frfr (no cap) I don't even know want to know what kind of sidequests that nigga goes on when he's between camps
Just woke up what happened?
>none of the judges scored it that way
Ok, cumslurping faggot.
usman wants to retire soon, so he can't wait
it's possible
colbitch's only path to win is to out gas tank
so he will pitter patter pillow fist and grapple-stall manhug to a frustration points win
khamzat needs to increase his violins meng
I think so too. He should fight the winner of luque and belal for the title shot.
OOOOOH HE TAGGED HIM
Zombros we will make it through this.
1. GSP
2. Jones
3. DJ
4. Aldo
5. Khabib
>Sterling didn't do shit
You were clearly off in la la land for all of round 2
prolly cause your stream cut out or something lol
I am really mad right now
brother this is literally unfactual do u even watch ufc?
>so mad about the greatest bantamweight in the world BTFO his boy that he writes an entire paragraph
lol
Burns and the moustache guy got robbed...
the judges got it wrong as usual, but the right fighter one and we are thankful
just a friendly reminder that this guy is a faggot
He lost all his hype, this wasn't a good night for him or the UFC. He went from the crowd loving him, to getting booed.
Watch the Burns fight dont watch what the judges say and stay from /heem/
Khamzat and Gilbert were both on Demon time fr fr, that shit was bussin
They really aren't that bad
Yan fucked up by fighting emotionally and getting caught in the backpack.
>SEA produces lots of fighters
Like who? MANNY in a million Pacquiao?
The number x thai meme fighter who would get ragdolled by any wrestling novice?
>He just clearly beat
Except he didn’t, you dick riders are something else
this may be my favorite zombie moment, was such a kino ending to that year, think he heemed edgar or moicano.
Unironically has that fight changed how you think Usman/Khamzat would go and how?
It was a great fight. Khamzat couldn't get his wrestling going at all, though neither could Burns. Ended up as a striking battle, Burns held his own but I'm sure both Usman and Khamzat dropped him with a job strangely. Usman heemed him in 2 though
I'd say win. This way he knows what they need to work on so it doesn't turn into an ngannou situation where you just heem everybody until you get the title shot and get outclassed.
you ever heard of jds cain 2/3?
Garbage main card all around. Fuck the UFC
p4p is a circlejerk because heavyweights CANS would heem everyone in that list
what a fucking character development arc from literal can illigitemate champ to bushido warrior.
How do people seriously think Yan won? Explain it to me. He got outworked in round 1 and lost rounds 2 and 3 easily.
aljo doing a fucking DAB
can you guys stop making posts like this? thanks
colbeast just stone cold stunnered khamzat
based the all american enjoyer
Story winners from tonight:
Durinho
Aljo
CM Punk
Dern's husband
The crowd booed him from the beginning, brainlet.
2/22 takedowns
held the back and did nothing with it for two rounds
wins a fight without hurting his opponent.
Constantly sprawls into a crawling position to stall the fight and pray for a illegal knee
Aljo is a semen slurper and not for me.
im literally physically aroused by all this cope posting about aljo
>lost all his hype
>was getting booed
???????
This, the aura of invincibility wore off today , he’s supposed to be chaos khabib, but ofc khabib is unblemished in strike defense
why
Anyone who thinks Cumshat wasn't exposed is a retard. Usman with Trevor Whitman striking is gonna finish Cumshot easily.
lol the other angle shows it maybe hit his leg
He won’t be good enough to beat Usman before he retires imo and he’ll be moving up soon enough because of the weight cut as well
There was one guy booing literally every second of the night. He was booing when Zombie was talking.
No, they went fucking nuts when he ran to the ring. They *were* hyped to see him fight.
How the fuck did Dern, madsen and aljo win??
I hate this niggers face like you wouldn't believe. He has the worst case of gay face in the ufc
Who else boy hopping from Yan to Aljo?
This was just Khamzat’s Tibau moment
powerlet midget who got gifted 2 decisions vs chinlet who got lucky in his last 2 fights
>most interesting fight in 2022
how grim, holy fuck.
Yan was actually hurt at the end of round 2. Almost TKO'd. You're just coping at this point.
damn i can't wait to rewatch the burns chimaev fight. burns went from a huge bitch to one of the realest niggas on the roster in 15 minutes. copey would never
>that's just what jews want you to believe
>Jews
>Pro-Asian
I think Khamzat will be more aggressive looking for takedowns and control against Kamaru or Colby, they don't present anywhere near the same submission threat that Gilbert does
>CM Punk
KEK i forgot about Gall's performance
Poitr yaaaalmao
>Dern's husband
i hate dern because she's a retarded accent-faking sloth-woman but her man running around screaming was hilarious. at one point you can see their child wander off camera in the cage and he has to run off to look for it
well the card was quite shit overall so
Usmans striking is still sloppy as hell.
Lmfao you niggas are lying now because your dude is dog shit
card pissed me off
I’m sure he’s talking about FIGHTERS, that means one fighters too
Not at all, Usman has always been a bad matchup for him on paper and all of the top MWs are too
>gifted two decisions
definitely gifted a 50-45 by every judge
because his wrestling was negated by the danger of gilbert's bjj. so he had to fight standing up. and gilbert is underrated. even though he's nochinho, he's still very decent.
Watch it again, he got booed by the crowd at the end (not just one guy, the ~crowd~ was booing him). Burns got cheered.
Yan lost the story in this exact moment. Aljo was literally toying with him in there.
Bow ya shit
kek
Buck bros...
>posting old Aljo losses to cope
LOL I love it
>he le did nothing
Nice fake news redditer. He was threatening with chokes and got top mount and started battering him in round 2. Rightful 10-8, reminiscent of what Miesha did to Holly Holm from back in the day.
>He doesnt fight le way I want him to
He won the fight. Yan is going back to prelims, cope and seethe.
aspen ladd is actually retarded btw
we need Jones to get KOed by N-Gannou next
tibau did no damage, is just defending khabiby
Women are sexually attracted to members of invading tribes who defeat Men of their tribe in battle. It's a survival mechanism from back in the day which would allow Women to be integrated into an enemy tribe as war booty rather than be taken prisoner or be killed.
She belongs to Volk now. Every Asian Woman in that building belongs to him.
>her man running around screaming was hilarious. at one point you can see their child wander off camera in the cage and he has to run off to look for it
wtf. I should go back and watch it
Why do asians get shit when we haven't seen ONE Indian/Arab UFC fighter? There's just as many as them