Why was everyone ok with a young boy randomly climbing into a young girls bedroom without the parents knowing?

>Did boomers really dressed up like this?
Yes, that's why so many of us have to wear glasses these days

The early 90s were extremely vibrant.

They really did look more satisfying than they actually were. I'd always forget how hard they were

not depressing enough for ya zoomer?

kek'd

What if her mom and dad walked in right when Sam's hand was up to his slap-bracelet in Clarissa's sweet little pink preteen kitten.

sam didnt have the balls to get it on. he wasnt making a move

>ladder slaps, revealing he was carrying it and it's not already on the premises
dude they were just friends but sam was giving it to every girl on the block
just climbing windows in the middle of the day like a stray cat and slamming teenage pussy

Underrated post

God, she was so cute. Thanks to her I have an undying taste for blondes with darker eyebrows. Nothing else will do.

ahahahah okay you convinced me. that takes guts. he was horny as fuck

Because Romeo and Juliet. Romantic and shit.

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remember in the halloween episode he falls to his death

You just know he was climbing in there while she was asleep too and getting himself some

It was extremely awkward when SNICK would start up for the day and my parents were both in the living room with me.

>slap-bracelet
this really takes me back

cause my nigga was trying to smash you fucking ice flake

That also happens in Dawson's Creek and the Scream movie, also in Saved by the Bell and Boy Meets World.

There was an episode where Clarissa accidentally brought home some lingerie. She tried it on at the clothing store and walked out without putting it back, the episode was about her trying to return the lingerie.

Because Clarissa was 15 and curious about her sexuality.

because back then you neo puritain whigs didn't have as much of a foothold and people weren't as sexually repressed.

Because it was a more innocent time

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarissa_Explains_It_All

"Clarissa Darling... was approximately 14 years old when the series began and was a 9th grader at Thomas Tupper Junior High School."

A sequel series is also in development.

I remember when Nickelodeon first started airing in the local cable. That was like discovering the internet for the first time. Lots of great show like Real monsters, Arnold, Rocko's modern life.

Clarissa always bugged me though. She rarely leaves her room and barely moves around the house, everything else that happened out of the house is discussed in past tense. Feels like a prisoner stuck in a dimensional pocket. I always thought she was hallucinating everything and was stuck in a cell somewhere. They never show you anything happening outside the house.

>She rarely leaves her room and barely moves around the house
haha, what an l-loser

I've never seen Bill Clinton, or someone his age dressed like that, ever. So no.

IF YOURE SO SMART EXPLAIN THIS CLARISSA

cause her friend was trans and gay. bigots. the bitch also had a pet alligator, clearly her parents were degenerate boomers who let the TV raise their child.

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Because everybody knew he was fucking her asshole. They were fine with it.

That is so weird, Sam used to seem so old

Shouldn't that sign be on the outside of her door?

That boy is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.

This post takes me back

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The nineties were a beautiful time.

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did she have a talking cat or was that some other shit

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Why she looks so freaking modern? Oh god

It's the closet.
You're thinking of her later show, Sabrina the Teenage Witch

That was the other series Melissa Joan Hart made, the one that turned her into a massive christfag and get the fuck away from Hollywood's satan-worshipping paedophiles.
The cat was funny though.

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Man, telling people you were a teen boy back then on chatrooms was a great way to make "friends".

I'd always make them do something stupid in a webcam pic, like some proto-shoe-on-head because old dudes were gross.

>white penis
I'm american and i can't fap to this!

Sam was the East Area Rapist of Clarissa's city. That's fucked up

post your 90s style

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did people really dress like that in the 80s? Or is this played up and ironic.

based Melissa

It's exaggerated, yes.

The Keith Haring shirt is really dope.

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Who /Girbaud/ here?

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Very fortunate, as you will find a lot of artificial blondes who don't buther to go all the way. It is all fun and games until the dark hair starts to grow out again and she looks like a palmtree.

You mean the 90's, 80's was the extremely poofed up hair, skintight leggings, leg warmers, overalls, denim jackets etc.

I meant naturally. I don't date women that dye their hair.

i miss the 90s

Hey, Sam

*BWEEEHOOOHWEEHOOOHWEEEHHH*

>I don't date women
We know.

Was this show Late Gen X or Early Millennial?

Jesus Christ shut the fuck up

it's gen x and no one gives a shit about them.

at least part of it.

Not everyone is an incel like you.

That shit is common back then nobody batted an eye. Used to hang out on one of my girl classmates' room just to chill and just play videogames

Her dad threw me out when her mom caught us on top of each other half naked. I really taugh t her dad would kill me.

Shit man. Shut the Fuck up faggot, stop lying.