/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Australian Grand Prix MEGATHREAD™ #2

>Lap:
#4190

>Countdown to the Imola GP:
f1exposure.com/#/countdown

>Previous thread:
>/f1/ Essentials:
pastebin.com/hBq6YNFr

>WDC Standings:
LEC: 45 (+19)
SAI: 33 (+15)
VER: 25 (+25)
RUS: 22 (+10)
HAM: 16 (+1)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 78 (+34)
Mercedes: 38 (+11)
Red Bull: 37 (+37)
Alpine: 16 (+8)
Haas: 12 (+2)

>WEC Standings:
RIC: 122.45 (+47.62)
HAM: 106.45 (+82.44)
LAT: 101.14 (+63.39)

>News:
RACE MEGATHREAD™ (No new OPs until Image Limit / Page 9)

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gimi

>poorez

With gaps this big what the fuck is the point?

周!

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Dubs for Ricc podium

so unless something exceedingly retarded happens leclerc got it in the bag

Culo lindo y tetas pequeñas.

cheaters back at it again

ALONSO 6TH

>posted In the poop thread

the great satan............

I have Latifi on the phone

This one

Lame

FUCK LEWIS HAMILTON I HOPE HE LOSES HE IS A DISGUSTING NEEKERI

Sainzbros do we have a win in us this season

ALONSO 5TH

Ferrari strategy gonna strike again don't worry lads

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

albon got fucked hard

>HAM 1st

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Fat fuck

ALONSO 4TH

monaco after leclerc crashes in Q3

lmao theclerk pitted and came back still 1st, welcome back to the 2000s

LEC DNF
HAM WINS

MIGRATE HERE
I SHOULD HAVE CHECKED CATALOG BEFORE POSTING

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Recycle this thread for later
>Lap:
#4192

>Previous thread:

Vettel suicide soon

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Who /pol/ here

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Who else is drinking?
I have Budweiser

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dubs for dead riccardio

Hello fellow /pol/ack

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EXPOSED

>Melbourne edition
You better be grilling like a true aussie

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>666
ummm

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Asahi. 500ml cans. Bottles are shit brewed locally.

vettel on a scooter was more realistic. plenty of push bikes going around the lake rest of the year

IT IS OVER FOR MAX

alonso more like alonslow

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DANNY RICK AT THE LAST SECOND IF DIGITS

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What did Merc do to improve their car bros?

>For checo

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Got 8 cans of doombar left.

>George, it's James

Man, seeing a Ferrari so quick in the lead reminds me of the glory days

just finished this one i opened this morning.

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PURO

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>that's not what I want to hear
KWAB

GIMI

gimi

>russell already a second out of puro pinche
KWAB

Assalamu alaikum

CAM ON FERRARI

Russel is such a faggot jesus, worse than hamilton

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SUPERIOR RACE

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>Nothing fancy
>Craft beer

Choose one

tifosi bros it was worth waiting

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Aussie inferiority complex because they are subhuman new worlders indistinguishable from americans and their only "representative" is a Jew no wonder they seethe about Europeans.

dubs and HAM overtakes Jorj because he killed his tyres

top 3 is good with me please dont fuck up

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Me

>Activate the Albomb

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Merc is dead
This is the new Greater Satan

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One positive thing I can say about this race is it's going by very quickly

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CAM ON LATIFI
SMASH SOM FACKIN WALLS

wtf I thought 12 am means noon!
What have I missed?

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Alonsos race is absolutely goosed

FRATELLI D'ITALIA

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Oh shit I forgot about Stroll. There´s gonna be a safety car at 55, digits confirm

something happened with verstappen

fuck off Shlomo

DtS taught me that red bull is evil.

P O O F T E R
O
O
F
T
E
R

not much desu

Ver on suicide watch

bro....

KWABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

NOT LIKE THIS

>George remember to job to Lewis mkay?
There's a reason why Mercedes has burned out two different secondary drivers in four years

>Verstaapen would be fucked this race and last if it wasn't for the safety car that let him catch up to Leclerc
Fuck Redbull

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No, Mercedes could be 19-20 and they'd still be the Great Sheitan

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

AMX IS KILL AGAIN

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MAX IS STOPPING FOR FOR HITCHHIKER

RED KEK

If Ferrari's porpoising really is bad, will Charles win the WDC at the cost of severe brain damage

>max

KWAB
W
A
B

yea

ohnonononono maxbros

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SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG
SAFETY CAR
FREE STOP FOR ALONSO AND K-MAG

>AMX
JUST

Verstoppen

JUST RED BULL SHIT.
VERSTAPPEN OUT.
VERSTAPPEN OUT.

UMMMMMMM, REPEAT?

>RBPT

Lescholars, what are we reading?

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>verstoppen

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUGG

STILL I RISE

Karma for cheating a championship last year, hahaha already lost it this year

SHRIMP DICKED

Leclerc WDC and Ferrari WCC confirmed.

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OHONONONO BULL BROS

leclerc is kind of gay but at least ferrari are winning

wtf no

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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE
RED BULL NO POWER TRAINS

FOR FUCKS SHAKES

>the council estate of Red Bull Racing

>charles
>brain
kek

RED
BULL
PUSH
TRAINS

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Glory to Ferrari!

NOOO

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noooooooooo

F
FOR
AMX

FUCKING FUCK

>RED
BULL
>POWERTRAINS

>AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX >AMX

ANOTHER ONE

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA GET FUCKED VERSTAPPEN.

Latifi: I will starta da fire.

ALBROS ITS OUR TIME

ITS OVER

>H O N D A R E D B U L L

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>perez shits the bed
>we end up with LEC HAM RUS
fuck

Retard

comfy race so far

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CHEAP STOPS ON OFFER CAM ON MAGNUSSEN CAM ON ALONSO

JUSTappen

>MFW AN ENGINE BLOWS UP NEAR ME

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amx...kill me

AMD AMX

>Another 18 points lost
Championship over.

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Amx listens to Oasis

its over

omg fuck off red bull

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I FUCKING KNEEL TO BINOTTO

RBPT
>RBPT
RBPT
>RBPT
RBPT
>RBPT
RBPT
>RBPT
RBPT
>RBPT
RBPT
>RBPT
RBPT
>RBPT
RBPT
>RBPT
RBPT
>RBPT

>everything is shitting itself
SHRIMP DICKED

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Do people watch F1 because they actually autistically care about the workings of the car?

Seems like only the first 3 laps matter before the rest of the race is watching in hopes of a crash or malfunction until there’s a meme last few laps to a fuckery finish.

Australian poster you said lap 37 not 39

what happened with your technology?

Max has a really good sense of smell, doesn't he?

CALLING IT CHECO WINS LEKEK WILL CRASH DIGITS CALL IT

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Ausniggers changed the start time

leclerc champion
2023 please, now

>KWABS VERSTAPPEN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RED BULL IS TRASH

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SPRAY HERE YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID

Karma for last season's racism
>verification not required

>I smell some weird fluid
whoever smelt it dealt it

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it never even started

Nice fucking car red bull

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EL PLAN
>EL PLAN
EL PLAN
>EL PLAN
EL PLAN
>EL PLAN

Please diosito mio querido give me a Perez meme win

CUT MY CAR INTO PIECES

KEK WHAT A KWAB

FUCK OFF RED BULL

>weird fluid
Did he jazz?

Hire the brixworth rejects
Get fucked.

Literally who can stop Leclerc this season?

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F1 gods are shining a light this season. Red bull are absolutely getting fucked. How glorious

Good morning tziki boi
Any recommendations on a good OUZO next time i travel to greece?

I SMELL WEIRD FLUID.
EVERYTHING IS FUCKING ITSELF.

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>car dead
>cum all over it
Yep, its semen slurping time

>red bull cars can't stop dying
>ferrari will be DQ'd by race 6 for having an illegal engine
WAKEY WAKEY

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Leclerc championship confirmed

FUCKING JAPS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD WHY DO YOU YELLOW NIGGERS ALWAYS DROP THE BALL AFTER WINNING A CHAMPIONSHIP

CHECO PLS DON'T LET BOTH SATANS ON THE PODIUM

EXPOSED

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KWABSTAPPEN

KWABSTAPPEN AHAHAHAHAHAHA

STROLL IN THE POINTS

>hondead

OHNONONONONONONO

last (you) for you
they made it 3 hours LATER than it used to be, dorftrottel stop spamming now

Poorez is next

Shit. I seriously hope someone keeps Gabbo and Hammo off the podium

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FUCKEN SHITEBOX

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Alo alo alo

whoever smelt it

dealt it

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>George,its James

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leclerc

Ferrari (sole) strategist

Holy fucking shit Albono

You sound retarded.

>Yfw checo battle leglerg

TIFOSO BROS, IT'S OUR FUCKING TIME.

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How is your nigger doing?

LOL MAX WILL BE A 1 TIME ONLY WDC KEK

>ferrari does ferrari things
>RB gets Hondad
>merc wins
pls no

ALBON BROS...

give him a reliable engine you FUCKS

Alonso bros...

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Max in a ferrari when?

Apologise.

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>LECLERC you're my red flag
wat

Someone post the small dicked nips pic

latifi on a blue flag

The script has been leaked to me bros, RIC gets a podium.

el plan bros…

>sugary energy drink plastics on suicide watch
love to see it.

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Albon's about to score points in his 3rd race for Williams

>leclerc you are my red flag
That doesnt soubd like a good thing…

Go Albon go

ALBON PODIUM INCOMING

>Straight forward craft beer
Unfathomably based, period. Cheers mate!

WE CAN BUILD OUR OWN ENGINES WE DON'T NEED THOSE DUMB JAPS HOW HARD CAN IT BE

Karma bitch

*

It's not jap engine any more you chuds

GOOD THING I AM STILL TIRED AND CAN FALL ASLEEP WITHIN MINUTES!

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>Hamilton inching closer to a podium yet again
I'm in fucking awe, how the fuck does he do it?

>2 DNFs in 3 races
this season is over for redbull

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>Mag
Uh, what?

FUCK

bros should I cash out?

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>verstoppen

>Stroll in the points
APOLOGIZE

>JUST

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>11 s
FWL, time to take a nap.

uh oh stinky

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dumb paki whore indeed

DO NOT LET THE MERC ON THE PODIUM
>DO NOT LET THE MERC ON THE PODIUM
DO NOT LET THE MERC ON THE PODIUM
>DO NOT LET THE MERC ON THE PODIUM
DO NOT LET THE MERC ON THE PODIUM
>DO NOT LET THE MERC ON THE PODIUM
DO NOT LET THE MERC ON THE PODIUM
>DO NOT LET THE MERC ON THE PODIUM
DO NOT LET THE MERC ON THE PODIUM
>DO NOT LET THE MERC ON THE PODIUM

Next stop Alpha Tauri

MAX ERUIT, WAT NOU?

Honda
The dreams of power

JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES
JORJ THIS IS JAMES
>JORJ THIS IS JAMES

reminder

mercedessisters.... we keep winning the 3rd place trophy

He does it by being fucking good

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I used to watch in hope to see accidents and broken cars.

yes

i drink Plomari or Barbagiannhs if you find some homemade stuff it's the best just be careful the hangover is fucked and you get drunk without realizing it

I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHIPPIES

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lecute dnf lap 53 check digits

Uh, b-bros? What did he have to sacrifice for this

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the day has begun, user... you shouldn't waste it

7am was a good time to start drinking.

Double Merc podium incoming

Oh no! How sad!

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>BOTTAS MOGGED BY STRULOVICH
HAHAHAHAHAH

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classic stroll

>Stroll
He really does have no fucking awareness, god damn.

easiest +5 for stroll

Monaco last year

>BUTT
>ASS

NO VALTERI AVOID DEATHLEAF

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Wtf is "Kwab"?

>Bottas on suicide watch

>Stroll mogging bottass

FRENCH PEOPLE ARENT WHITE

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Championship over just hand Lechad the trophy

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Power move by Stroll
Cuckass

amxsisters where is masi i thought we had this????

>stroll

Seb's career

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should I cash out?

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>NOT RELEVANT FOR OUR CAR

Red Bull PowerKWABs

MADMAN

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>not relevant to our car
fucking ice cold

I regret getting up so early.

Better than verstappen :)

kek what american bitch?

>On 6 May, Red Bull announced the hiring of five more senior Mercedes engine employees: Steve Blewett (who will be the production director of the Red Bull power unit), Omid Mostaghimi (chief engine, electronics and energy recovery), Pip Clode (head of mechanical design for energy recovery), Anton Mayo (head of combustion power unit design) and Steve Brodie (leader of combustion engine operations).
This is what happens when you make a deal with the Great Satan

>Had an absolute shit day
>Stay up till 2:00 AM
>Amx's car shits itself again
pain

>LEC
>PER
>RUS
kinda based imo

they should take the mirrors off stroll's car not like he uses them