44-years-old (45 this year)

>44-years-old (45 this year)
>no kids
>no wife
>never married

Why is he such a manchild, Yea Forums? Is he ever going to grow the fuck up?

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Sup roastie.

why does his face get fatter and fatter every year?

Caused he too based to get fucked over by that nonsense. And he was diddled as a kid.

>doesn't answer to anyone
>doesn't have to change shitty diapers or be kept awake at night
>100% personal freedom
>gets to keep all his money
yeah what a dunce

It would just interfere with his career, no point to it

I wonder who could be behind this post here.

>make more slaves goyim

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Wanna know how I know you're a woman?
Leo is more based than you can possibly imagine

What career? His pseudo-environmental one?

Hollywood marriages never last, why should he let some dumb cunt take half his money?

>Fucks young models every night, can do what the fuck he wants with his spare time, get to spend all his hard earned money on himself.

It's a mystery... seriously we should probably create a new religion based upon his way of living.

>Why is he such a BASED

FTFY

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Leo has got a 500 yard exclusion order against you, no he wont marry you.

He'll get some 21 year old model pregnant at 70. Men can have kids at any age while women have a cut off of 40.

>The friend claims that while Leo and the woman were engaging in sexual intercourse, Leo “reached for his vaporizer and a pair of noise-canceling headphones, laid back and closed his eyes and signaled for her to keep going.”

the female vagina is essentially out of date at the age of 30, Leo's strict rule of dump 'em when they hit 25 is based on sound scientific facts.

>can do what the fuck he wants with his spare time
not exactly, he can't go anywhere without retards swarming him

The 25 age limit is the greatest red pill I’ve ever swallowed, really turned my life around when I figured it out. Thank you based Leo for showing me the way.

My mom had my younger brother at 40 and he's autistic as fuck. Trying to have a conversation with him is like hitting your head against the wall.

Do Hollywood actors even spend enough time with their kids anyway? It seems like their hectic schedule will always get in the way, probably why nannies are so common. Is the reason why children of actors always end up being fucked not just because of the degenerate industry they’re brought up in, but also because of not properly attaching with their parents during infancy?

Rick>Cliff
everyone wants to be Cliff, but really you’re just a Rick

Leo isn't a woman you dumb homo

He's literally fucking gay and everyone in the business knows it:
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His sperm quality will be shit at that age and he is in terrible shape. His kids would end up retarded

Did you read the post I quoted, dumbass?

He is like a gearbox. Once he his gf reach 25 shift.

I can see the appeal of getting to fuck 25yos for as long as your fame allows, but if I lived this lifestyle I'd always have the nagging voice in the back of my head reminding me I was wrecking my pairbond ability and wouldn't ever find a nice girl to grow old with.

>ever find a nice girl to grow old with.
anti aging drugs will be invented and available to the masses in our lifetime

What a fucking badass.

>Stop making white children
>Jews win
>Make more white children
>Jews win
Talmudic 5D croquet

alcohol

Coke bloat

Fucking kek

the only way to win is not to play
yeah I'm sure having women throw themselves at you makes you want to bond with one...

Have sex

jack nicholson's curse

He's homosexual, so he's coping.