You have 10 seconds to reply with your go-to cinema snack

Fried cheese curds and a 24oz cup of Spotted Cow

Me?

Peanut M&Ms

*shit

empty calories its like all milk just look at the protein

licorice allsorts

>empty calories
>Fiber, protein, vitamins and minerals
Not trying to say this thing is remotely healthy but you really shouldn't throw around terms you don't know the meaning of

A room-temperature Steel Reserve

for me, it's crab legs

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If you drank ONLY that for that WHOLE day you'd be fine right?

only 320 net carbs. nice

How gullible are you, fucking faggot

I always eat a nice 'za while watching 'no.

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This. It's actually nutritious

>half of daily fibers VS over 2 days of fats and 3 saturated fats
It’s basic math, don’t see how you can’t do this.
Nope. I mean, why don’t you drink frier oils? I mean it’s just ONE a day right? Don’t be retarded, you’re poisoning yourself with Shekelstiens magic potion.

just don't get whipped cream bro problem solved

>333g carbs
I'm thinking not

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I refuse to believe this is real. The amount of sugar/carbs/calories are ridiculous.

there are no such thing as empty calories

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Large popcorn and a sprite

>why don’t you drink frier oils?
Do frier oils taste good like that sweet sweet frosty Oreo® Shake?

wtf mexico !?

Twizzlers from the gas station, and a diet dr pepper in my hoodie.

post the real one next time

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Water and some small fruit/vegetable pieces

dip

Who knows, if Americans will drink bath water, I’m convinced those fat fucks will shove anything in their mouths
Please, go on and tell us all the nutritional benefits of a donut. (It’s literally liquified sugar on bread)

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crab legs

whipped cream is mostly milk you retard. milk = protein

>post the real one next time

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I wish they would sell fresh, hot macaroni and cheese at theatres. I would buy it, along with admission to the hottest capeshit, and then proceed to stir and eat it loudly.

Oh, he’s here. Well, I better take off, getting sick of the autismo niggers who have nothing better to do than spam soijaks

No offense bro but you're retarded as fuck

>his tap water isn't filtered
So India?

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its not
neither is the cheetoes burger and deep fried mars bar

>only difference is serving size

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for me, a pressure cooker full of clam chowder

just sent some to your email

Pair that bad boy with one of these and you have a real American goddamn meal.

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>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DRINK AN ICE CREAM SHAKE WITH 2600 CALORIES DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'LL GO OVER YOUR DAILY ALLOCATED MANLET CALORIE LIMIT AND YOU'LL GET FAT????

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guys burger and huge sack of fries smuggled in

38g of protein bro do you even bulk?

Which country doesn't allow food in the theater?

>STOP POSTING WOJACK IT'S NOT FUNNY

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United States. If you enter a theater with outside food to avoid paying $38.99 for a small popcorn they legally are allowed to shoot you with a privately owned machine gun from the cinema sniper tower.

do people really need a smack during a 1,5h movie?

do cinemas actually carry crab legs because i want to try some movie theatre crab legs

Ethiopia

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Ameriga was a mistake

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my local joint has a seafood day once a month.

that butter just ruined the burger why the fuck

>DUDE LOL GET IT STERO TYPES AMERICA SHOOTING GUN MUCH MONEH DUDE LMAO
Far better ways to provoke ignorance of the american people, but this shows your 90IQ brain resorts to the most basic option available to you.

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>butter
>ruining anything

He doesn't put butter in his coffee.

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youtube.com/watch?v=BXPcYiSnAVw
they know

>calories from fat
I wouldn't be surprised if Americans thought they only got fat from calories from fat, and that the other 1440 calories don't matter

Also wtf is a fl oz? Flooze?

Nachos and a Slushy.
It's like 11 fucking bucks.
Good thing my mom's boyfriend takes me.
My dad is in jail for armed robbery.

God I wish that were me

why does everything in America looks sad and depressing

I thought it was mostly cream?

It's so clear now, they don't use toilets, because they're already on their toilet, and so are we.

i hate to reply to a "do americans really" post but speaking as an american some really do believe that fat in food is what makes you fat. half the junk food on shelves has NO/LOW FAT in big letters on it to make you think its healthy

fl oz is fluid ounce

I eat a lot of unhealthy garbage but this stuff is just gross to me. Too sweet. I'd prefer a plain vanilla shake

I don't think that is America...

I wouldn’t be surprised if this guy thought a fluid ounce was a flooze.

cast it

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It's legal to give your children this but you're an "awful" person if you sell weed to them and you'll go to jail.

burger king launched impossible whoppers today im gonna get a fake meat whopper and watch kino this afternoon cause they're doing 2 for $7

disgusting.
both are wrong

Here is real kino

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Goddamn Canada, taking advantage of all that reasonably priced healthcare I see.

I don't eat at cinema.

>Reese
>not reese’s

Bootleg ass burger

>It's legal to give your children this but you're an "awful" person if you sell weed to them
>sell weed to your children
Hello Moshe

NOW we're talkin

>2600 calories
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

Not everyone is familiar with obsolete measurements.

BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

I take it you don't read a lot of nutrition labels.

>whine about fat and calories
>orders pizza or chinese every weekend
>goes out drinking regularly

almost as hypocritical as vegans

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Fuzzy Peaches

Give me a bottle of Jaeger and some ranch corn nuts

Why is it obsolete?

Who are you quoting?

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its fake. they dont do oreo shakes, only oreo sunday and even that is less than half the nutrition this has.
fuck u. theyre $1 insulin shots and you can get 12 for $8.

Definitely not fake. I ordered the vanilla one back in 2013 for a cheat day.

Why? Can't you moderate things yourself without the nanny state?

Because it's arbitrary and meaningless outside of America

nice

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>All these nutritionally illiterate dummies thinking this is fake
>Nobody even mentions the trans fat
I don't know whether to blame the government or the citizens here.

Nigga how the fuck am I supposed to drink one third of a chocolate shake? If anything this adds to the insanity.

GAINZ

whipped cream is cream that has been whipped. cream is what floats on top of the milk.

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For me, it's the Quadruple Coronary Bypass from The Vortex

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I generally agree he government should be banning foodstuffs unless they're blatantly the company fucking over or harming the customer just to save money, as in the laws should be about quality of ingredients and the like rather than banning unhealthy diet choices, but there is absolutely no moderate way to drink that.

For me, it's Wetzel's pepperoni pretzels

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I heard you like the mayo on ur snakes wey, so we poner corn and chili on top of your mayo.

'go style or york style?

>333g of carbs
>263g of sugar
no fukken way

I like popcorn

>263g sugar
That's more than half a pound of sugar

fuck that looks good

I don't hate America but I fucking despise a lot of its people.

It's not. I've seen it in KFC here and I'm not even American

Butter is healthy.

its okay to treat yourself once in a while and binge on something grossly unhealthy as long as you take good care of yourself most the time.

So just barely twice as sweet as Mountain Dew.

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>I've seen a Baskin Robbins shake at KFC

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Twice as sweet as a whole goddamn liter of Mountain Dew. Seems legit.

>that one person on Yea Forums who doesn't like beans

thinkin bout those beans

I usually sneak some KFC in

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Tastes like a Costco pizza without the sauce.

You are already dead.

A few of the nicer ones do. Ask the guy working the stand if they do or not.

i don't like eating when watching a movie, i just chew some gum.

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