Alistair "The Reem" Overeem edition
UFC 273 GAMETHREAD #17
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finally a fight with no chance of upset
kz already winning the story
I'm baffled how there wasn't a draw in that scorecard
please i long for heems
>the crowd absolutely silent when Volk was introduced
Oh no no no aussie bros
the heckin cool nickname that no longer fits the fighter because he has lost his chin over time?
zombie has the physique of an insurance salesman
a korean will never be ufc champion
So was the Khazmat-Burns fight the fight of the year?
I can't think of one that had that much hype and turned out to be that kino. I could be forgetting one though.
fuck him up!
this doesn't last 2 rounds
Kek, this. I had both fights as a draw.
i know volk wanted to stay busy but this card really didn't need this fight. i'm all heemed out don't know if i can go another five rounds
If you think burns or yan won you dont watch enough MMA
Volk is a MM tier drawl
slant eye doesnt keep his hands up
that head is so bright
KZ is getting demolished
Gaethje vs Chandler
I worked at samsung before my current job and he looks like 90% of management
DIE VOLK DIE VOLK I HOPE YOU EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU TINY SHITTY AUSTRALIAN RETARD AAAAAAAA
>giving up your back TWICE to the guy known for clinging onto peoples backs like a spider monkey until they get tired and give up the neck out of boredom
peter why lad
Yes but the clear robbery takes some wind from the sail
What's Reem doing these days
>an edition of a gamethread
what a mismatch
honestly if you leave it to the judges you sort of are leaving it to chance and its pretty on you
VOLK ALREADY HURT
I know I'm getting old when I struggle to stay up at this hour. as much as I would like KZ to win, there's no fucking way it happens
zombie truly sucks cunts......
1 loss, 1 win, 1 loss, 2 wins, 1 loss, 1 win = gets title fight.
One of the most undeserved belt fights ever.
Also that's why Zombie has zero chance.
>YOU NOW REMEMBER THAT FUCK FROM HELWANY TWITTER THAT WON 180K BETTING ON ALJA
Korean Zombie more like Korean Corpse
why is zombie doing the ferguson defense
there's only the quick and the dead, i wanna know who's laying down
chimaev-burns was the only good fight of the card
another boring CKB pitter patter fight
I rather watch Max vs Volk 5
lookin good champ
maybe if zombie was 5 years younger
this guy gets it
LEND HIM YOUR ENERGY ZOMBROS
ALL ASIANS HAVE NO CONFIDENCE
Volk is actually gonna finish KZ lol
yup, not a single other one worth watching lmao kinda sad
you are correct
Sorry bros... I just can't stay up for this snooze fest. Dana needs to get his head fixed if he thinks this is main event material
lol this zombie guy is dead already
zombie's been flushed for awhile
Volk is in another level
How does Dana incentivize main card fighters to go for the finish? Look at the results of all the cards aside from the britbong card this year, everyone is point fighting.
thanks dean tomas
>they actually thought the korean zombie would beat the australian manlet
already wobbled. Just let the old guard die.
That's because he's a midget
No money in UFC = no athletes turn to mma
You can feel the energy being sucked out of the crowd in real time
this is just sad. fuck this card
Imagine having a record like this and still get a title fight.
he's called zombie cos he's gonna die lmao
We are just going to watch Zombie get beat up for 5 rounds
zombies dead at this point
Who let this gook fight for the title
throw the towel
TKZ is beyond washed
Noshit Sherlock. Zombie's a bum. But somehow he's a cult hero because "omg Zombie so cool nickname". Journeyman.
You feel it too, don't you?
The UFC magic is gone...
asians have no business in combat sports
Zombie is weak minded and will crumble since it's not going his way.
>goes into military service
>comes out weaker
is the korean army that shit?
more like the Korean Shitty
Tallchads Im starting to fear the manlet? what do we do???
I shant be doing that. Volk will be they ONLY white male Champ. Grim fucking state the sport is in.
I'd rather watch Aldo vs Volk
zombie. you're my favorite fighter.
PLEASE DONT LOSE ZOMBIE
I LOVE YOUR STYLE
IT CAN WIN
stick around mate, watch kz get murdered first then have a good sleep.
I give up on this bullshit sport.
Those judges are the worst thing that happened to the UFC since USADA.
imagine losing twice in a row and being champion
Zombie it's done
Whos accountant is this??
The fight is not competitive. Dana gave this fight hoping to get into the Asian market
Volk is way better than KZ.
WHAT A MISMATCH
Is Coach Cejudo a meme?
tkz is getting taken to school
Volk doing exactly what was expected but even better. Way faster, way more power
TkZ kind of looks awful
You blame him for being asked to fight because Volk has already beat everyone else
only the south one
knew it was gonna be a beatdown bros
our guy has been done for a while
Volk will NEVER lose to a taller man
masvidal laid the groundwork for this situation
This is sad
Asianbros... I just made my first order for HRT.
Will we see the first ever asian champion tonight?
zombie looks like he dumps all his points on intelligence and faith
man fuck this korean basedboy it should've been cejudo
I can't really disagree with this
why is it so quiet?
are people leaving or something lol?
>zombies in a world of pain right now
>people are surprised about this
dana put this fight together because there was nothing else
C'mon Volkanovski, give us at least one more heem.
Koreans just can't take a championship caliber punch
London show still the only watchable card of the year, kneel
Volk seems startled strong first round for zombie
yeah, don't want to see him take that kind of punishment. My ass is going to bed.
Lmao Dana must have told Volk to finish for once in his fucking life or his ass is getting Fitched.
>only the 1st round
>bunch of knockdowns
>"boring ass fight fr fr"
small stiff idiot
Well this sucks
I dont like the fighters giving a freindly tap at the end of each round and beginning they need to be more aggressive
zombie has absolutely 0 head movement.
0 speed aswell
this is grim.
haven't kept up with the UFC for a few monthglsd I didn't come back for this event
just get max hallway in there ffs
It was a foolhardy position to take. I do like KZ, though.
kek dana is really scraping the barrel for these title fights huh
asian masculinity bros....
imagine paying for this
KZ looking outclassed, just as expected
>gets killed by a headshot
Will lost yo ccc
volk should've been fighting cejudo now. coward ducked the TRIPLE C
based Volk will save this snoozefest card
zombie could beat you all up stop mocking him
Watch tonight's Fundora KO.
damn the guy who got peached up on the feet by Pootega is getting peached up on the feet by the guy who peached up Pootega
I don't understand how people can say it's a 10-8 round when someone just grabs you and holds onto your back and not call getting out-boxed for an entire round a 10-8
Jamal is the only shot
>figgy should have lost
>tkz getting peached up
It's ogre for Coach Cejudo
volks so much faster
Its boring af what do you want from them
Why are they all sleeping looks so fucking goofy
This is sad.
this is Sean O'Cuckey vs that paint can factory worker tier
Koreans are probably my favorite asians and thai would be my least favorite
what about you heem?
what adhd does to a nigga
shades of late bj penn
fuck why were my hopes so high for zombie?
is it just me or does no one care about this fight
zombie by DQ
>tfw I post nothing but "______ bros..." posts
Team cejudo have lost I think 0-4 to ckb lol
Zhang Weili had a belt.
Burns-Chimaev and Aljo-Yan were the fights everyone was invested in
This one seems like a straightforward defense for Volk
I'm 7" taller and weigh 50% more I think I'll do alright
JOE ROGAN KOREAN EXPERT POG
Gotta give it to Moutinho, he can take a fucking punch and a half lol.
why is the crowd not making noise?
he should've went into kpop instead
>WHATS IN YA HEAD
Han chinese are the best
Not me, I simply wouldn’t sign a bout agreement with anybody.
you dont understand he had the BODY TRIANGLE locked in TIGHT it TIRES you out
ZOMBIE PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP
FUCKING HELL WHAT A RETARD
joe speaks korean?
if volk doesn't get a finish they should cancel this entire weight class
favorite: koreans, viets
joe speaks korean wtf
>they were calling for that... in korean
how the fuck would joe know?
Dude KZ is so fucking slow and Volk is fast as fuck this is just sad lmao
kek fuck you
He should have defected to Best Korea
hey guys. i’ve resigned myself to a zombie L at this point. will be back later to kill myself on stream. just wanted to let you all know.
Aussie could literally end the fight.
He's carrying Zombie
Joe played a lot of Brood War
>have opponent hurt
>go for a takedown
Cause all the hype was for Khamzat & Burns
the human thumb did take taekwondo for years.
hes past his prime
Zombros... this is hard to watch
is zombie always this bad ?
Fucking this, jesus christ how is this division so unbelievably boring
but she was asian as shit b
japs > koreans > SE asian > chinese
10-8 korean zombie both rounds so far
Are you Asian too?
>wobble opponent who wants to stand up
>switch to crotchsniffing
never change volkanovski
Zombiebros why did he take this fight??
interesting jo rogan speaks korean
Volk has to be the least exciting champion in the history of the UFC
The chigga is 5'7 144
I could stuff him in a locker
This is brutal desu
KZ made his career koing others on those types of exchange.
his wife is korean
IF HE DIES HE DIES
YAN WON YAN WON YAN WON YAN WON YAN WON YAN WON
this is sad
ZOMBIE IS STILL MY BOY
Performance of the Night: Khamzat
VOlk better finish this and not carry Zombie for 5 rounds
Volk has massive hamstrings from his obese 200+ days
because it's the most he'll ever be paid for a fight duh paycheck fight
I'm white b
>this was hyped
Volk shold kill himself just end the fucking fight already
based and factual
>commentators go mute
Zombie personifies struggle, i am Zombie.
I remember seeing Volk at the beach hotel at Byron bay hitting on 18 year olds during schoolies 5 years ago
ZOMBIE GETS BETTER THE MORE HE GETS HIT
HIS SPECIAL IS BUILDING
round 2 is definitely a 10-7
gookbro... open your eyes...
because it would be nice to see him get the gold just once
Volk should end it in a cool weight this is clearly ez mode for him
Too busy fucking Vegas strippers and snorting coke.
zombies left leg is trashed
Yea idk why this is the main and not Yan vs Aljo
volk ate a pretty hard counter off that hit he's being safe
THE KOREAN CAN
any bigbrains would connect the amount of continuous damage he's taken over the years as a big red flag. He's slow, bad chin, etc.
"Korean zombie" is a moniker for mouth breathers.
The poor guy is gonna have tons of trauma in short time
Can’t say I disagree b
Favourite is Buryats/Mongols
Yes, I'm an Asian hipster. I have obscure tastes
Yes, I'm from Afghanistan. Rooting for my Asian brother KZ.
henry finna kill himself
Just put him out of his misery already
>4 decisions in a row
>main event is about to be an incredibly sad TKO that no one, even Volk, is happy about
Not a single good PPV this year.
functional rubgy fat buddy
That's impressive for a 5'6" man tbhwyfam
Because Max got injured
I don't give a shit about this
Korean Zombie gonna have CTE
if volk doesn't finish it in this round he should get cut
because Volk is running from Max and KZ wanna that BTS money
volk could just chain wrestle him at will
this crowd bro...
what if we got one of those people who can't feel pain into MMA?
Would they have an advantage or not?
zombie is actually fighting like a zombie, jesus. every time he throws it looks like hes out on his feet
ah forgot about indians in europe, they are a proper plague in nz tho so yeah theyre bottom tier for sure
Is Zombie a can or Volk good?
Are Filipinos asian?
This must be one of the real judges from tonight
Zombie is so washed that he's genuinely throwing shots a round later than Volk
*goes for a crotch sniff*
Strip the title from this cunt if he can't heem zombie
Jon jones should leave the cejudo camp
b-b-bb--but HE WAS 200 POUNDS
corner should stop it this round unironically
Every UFC fighter has CTE lol.
ohhhhh so this is why its -720
this is unironically my favorite event in the last 10 months
yea, i'm turning this off
just sad to watch
I don't even know who are the fighters in this shit category. jesus christ, why am I even watching this
Should've gave Ortega a bag to fight Volk again
White man dominates the asian man in the octogon and the sexual marketplace
for me, it's the vietnamese
i dont have a least favorite
zombie is a trash can and volk has the strength of a midget. gonna go 5
Chimaev vs Luque?
volk is good
zombie is old and flushed
don't be racist
Danny Gay is a good win. Everything else is shit oldfags or jobbers. Zombie is not a great fighter which is why he came in as a 10:1 underdog.
Absolutely based good-timeline-poster.
Rate the card, too decision heavy for me. Burns Khamzat carried. 5/10
I hate Volkanovski. I just cant stand him.
no theyre mexican b, seriously they don't even consider themselves asian
they call him the Korean Zombie because he's a dead man walking
The nickname ain't a joke bro, this is how he always is. He's just all chin and all heart, no skill.
cejudo would've heem'd volk
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Do you mean Tony Ferguson?
volk represents the martial arts and excellence t.b.h
Cejudo would smoke both these fools
They're stll going to be calling him the Korean Zombie at the geriatric home
kz should have turned 720 degrees and walked away
Zombie will still be my boy but from this day forward I will root against Volk in every single card. I will spend every day from now until his retirement praying for him to die in the cage. This is all I can do.
thats a cte symptom
They got hype for burns cause that was good shit this is trash no hype
It would be funny seeing this random asian taking the belt. Not gonna happen tho
Brad riddell screaming his head off lol
wtf am I watching
why isnt rogan translating that for us
the chimaev fight was good.
That UK fight night was fun.
Zombie finna win by Homer Simpson
Super impressive. Did you know Volkanovski used to weigh 6 million pounds? What about volkanovski when he played rubgy and weighed 6 gorrillion pounds. He used to be huge. I'm telling you, he was so big.
Sort of. They wouldn't really know when to tap and would get injured often, which would then limit their training
What if I told you Heems were never real to begin with?
does cejudo actually want this fight?
dana should give it to him
Zombie's entire schtick is that he's unheemable
its the anti reddit card, its been great but the cazzies in the crowd and this thread cant handle their hyped narratives not panning out
Cejudo isn't there to give him advice during the fight so it doesn't count. Coach Cejudo's reputation is still intact.
worst KZ has ever looked
HEEM AT 4 MINUTES 4TH ROUND
asianmasculinity is absolute shambles
Ayahuasca cures CTE by making the brain regrow new neural fibers
when the fuck are we going to see jon jones fight again
Lads, whos should i jerk off to tonight?
TKZ getting mauled
Got nothing for Volk
Fight is over
volk represents napoleon syndrome and has only faught lanklets. he's lucky conor is not in 145 anymore
STOP THE FIGHT
fuck off this is Yea Forums not reddit
20-16 KZ rn
>entire schtick is that he's unheemable
but he got heemed multiple times before
kz should just retire
Actually, everyone who fought on this card minus burns and khamzat should retire or get cut
>if KZ survives we will see our first 50 - 40
legacy building plays by volk
Scared of Ngbugu
just a small bloke from a regular town
CeJewdo only wants to keep his """"legacy"""" intact. It would take a gorillion dollars to get him to fight again
Zombie is literally gonna become a zombie at this rate
Is being a boring decision machine the best base for MMA?
Zombie's hands so slow they look like they're covered in molasses
this was the biggest bait parlay of all time
its not a KZ fight if hes not getting beat tf up half the time
It's so fucking over for me
*sticks my chin out*
Just heem me bro
the city kickboxing special.
Can you sue a judge for damages?
Is that even possible?
fuck this semen slurping sport for real
volk is literally trying to avoid killing zombie. he could be going in hard but hes just showing pity
Someone explain to me in anime terms how this fight has made it to round 3
why is Volk beating Steebie Weebie this is so sad ;_;
Don't get me started on Izzy. All his belt defenses were won by decision, except for Paulo Costa. The dude literally does the bare minimum to win
HE'S GASSING VOLK WITH HIS FACE
THATS WHY HES THE ZOMBIE
*inside leg kicks you*
>cam smith wins masters
Theoretically, how can Australia be stopped?
>kz full head of hair
zombie with the story win
Could he be any more flat footed?
I fucking wish
no but being khabib or jon jones is
just fall down
all according to keikaku
See you next week!
It’s not terrible by any means but they have cans like Dern and Madsen on the main card dragging down the quality significantly
Another title defense for NEW ZEALAND through legitimate tactics of scoring and you cazzies have a cry, you sure this the sport for you fellas?
KZ retires tonight
he'd piece Conor up too
Volk should be jailed for not putting this bum out
fuck aussie fighters. fuck volk. this shit is so boring
never, at least in the UFC again
he bet it all on a final HW fight for Conor money and Dana said "lmao no" and then put him in the Hall of Fame to let him know he's done with him
steebie weebie bros...
I've shaved my head since I was 10 because I hated hair under my hockey helmet what are you going to do about it
Next time he runs into his wife.
how did this can even get a title shot
i'm impressed with the durability of this korean lad
Zombie is going to start throwing soon
Zombie bros, we can still win
So did anyone ever teach KZ how to keep his arms up? Guy's taking like a dozen power strikes to the dome each round.
Its not even that bad of a beat down, Kattar embarrassed Giga harder.
did jordan breen die
ZZZZZZZZZZZim actually tired
zombies best win is ige and a flushed edger
These mmaturds really need to learn some head movement this is shockingly amateurish boxing
>think it's round 4
>It's still round 3
Either KZ is slow or Volk is fast as fuck wtf
Volky can grow a full head but he shaves his head for all his bald brothers out there
don't talk to me until they win the Bledisloe back
The big punch is coming, just wait and see guys.
I don’t like black people. Browns can be cool on a one to one basis. Fellow whites that played sports growing up are cooler than everyone else. Seriously go back to Africa
n-no my chin, heem me, hit my chin!
stop outpointing me and HEEM ME
>conor fighting heavyweight
this is literally not possible
max cleaned the division and then the refs robbed him twice
Just end it ffs
6:30am for this