UFC 273 GAMETHREAD #17

>the crowd absolutely silent when Volk was introduced
Oh no no no aussie bros

the heckin cool nickname that no longer fits the fighter because he has lost his chin over time?

zombie has the physique of an insurance salesman

a korean will never be ufc champion

blackpacked

So was the Khazmat-Burns fight the fight of the year?
I can't think of one that had that much hype and turned out to be that kino. I could be forgetting one though.

fuck him up!

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this doesn't last 2 rounds

Kek, this. I had both fights as a draw.

i know volk wanted to stay busy but this card really didn't need this fight. i'm all heemed out don't know if i can go another five rounds

If you think burns or yan won you dont watch enough MMA

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Volk is a MM tier drawl

slant eye doesnt keep his hands up

that head is so bright

KZ is getting demolished

Gaethje vs Chandler

I worked at samsung before my current job and he looks like 90% of management

HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM

DIE VOLK DIE VOLK I HOPE YOU EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU TINY SHITTY AUSTRALIAN RETARD AAAAAAAA

>giving up your back TWICE to the guy known for clinging onto peoples backs like a spider monkey until they get tired and give up the neck out of boredom
peter why lad

Yes but the clear robbery takes some wind from the sail

What's Reem doing these days

>an edition of a gamethread

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what a mismatch

honestly if you leave it to the judges you sort of are leaving it to chance and its pretty on you

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Fuck Dana

VOLK

VOLK ALREADY HURT

I know I'm getting old when I struggle to stay up at this hour. as much as I would like KZ to win, there's no fucking way it happens

zombie truly sucks cunts......

1 loss, 1 win, 1 loss, 2 wins, 1 loss, 1 win = gets title fight.

One of the most undeserved belt fights ever.
Also that's why Zombie has zero chance.

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>YOU NOW REMEMBER THAT FUCK FROM HELWANY TWITTER THAT WON 180K BETTING ON ALJA

Korean Zombie more like Korean Corpse

why is zombie doing the ferguson defense

oofff lad

there's only the quick and the dead, i wanna know who's laying down

chimaev-burns was the only good fight of the card

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another boring CKB pitter patter fight

I rather watch Max vs Volk 5

lookin good champ

zombiebros....

maybe if zombie was 5 years younger

this guy gets it

LEND HIM YOUR ENERGY ZOMBROS

ALL ASIANS HAVE NO CONFIDENCE

AAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Volk is actually gonna finish KZ lol

yup, not a single other one worth watching lmao kinda sad

you are correct

Sorry bros... I just can't stay up for this snooze fest. Dana needs to get his head fixed if he thinks this is main event material

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Fucking yawn

lol this zombie guy is dead already

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zombie's been flushed for awhile

Volk is in another level

It's over...

How does Dana incentivize main card fighters to go for the finish? Look at the results of all the cards aside from the britbong card this year, everyone is point fighting.

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thanks dean tomas

>they actually thought the korean zombie would beat the australian manlet

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already wobbled. Just let the old guard die.

Zombiebros...

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That's because he's a midget

No money in UFC = no athletes turn to mma

You can feel the energy being sucked out of the crowd in real time

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this is just sad. fuck this card

Imagine having a record like this and still get a title fight.

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he's called zombie cos he's gonna die lmao

We are just going to watch Zombie get beat up for 5 rounds
:sadge:

zombies dead at this point

Who let this gook fight for the title

throw the towel

TKZ is beyond washed

Noshit Sherlock. Zombie's a bum. But somehow he's a cult hero because "omg Zombie so cool nickname". Journeyman.

You feel it too, don't you?
The UFC magic is gone...

UHHHHHH ZOMBIEBROS?

zombiebros..................................

asians have no business in combat sports

Zombie is weak minded and will crumble since it's not going his way.

>goes into military service
>comes out weaker
is the korean army that shit?

more like the Korean Shitty

Tallchads Im starting to fear the manlet? what do we do???

I shant be doing that. Volk will be they ONLY white male Champ. Grim fucking state the sport is in.

I'd rather watch Aldo vs Volk

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zombie. you're my favorite fighter.
PLEASE DONT LOSE ZOMBIE
I LOVE YOUR STYLE

IT CAN WIN

stick around mate, watch kz get murdered first then have a good sleep.

I give up on this bullshit sport.

Those judges are the worst thing that happened to the UFC since USADA.

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imagine losing twice in a row and being champion

Zombie it's done

Whos accountant is this??

The fight is not competitive. Dana gave this fight hoping to get into the Asian market

Volk is way better than KZ.

WHAT A MISMATCH

Is Coach Cejudo a meme?

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tkz is getting taken to school

Volk doing exactly what was expected but even better. Way faster, way more power
TkZ kind of looks awful

You blame him for being asked to fight because Volk has already beat everyone else

only the south one

jesus

knew it was gonna be a beatdown bros
our guy has been done for a while

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Volk will NEVER lose to a taller man

masvidal laid the groundwork for this situation

This is sad

Asianbros... I just made my first order for HRT.

Will we see the first ever asian champion tonight?

zombie looks like he dumps all his points on intelligence and faith

man fuck this korean basedboy it should've been cejudo

I can't really disagree with this

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asianmasculinitybros...

why is it so quiet?
are people leaving or something lol?

>zombies in a world of pain right now

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Asian masculinitybros...

>people are surprised about this
dana put this fight together because there was nothing else

C'mon Volkanovski, give us at least one more heem.

Koreans just can't take a championship caliber punch

London show still the only watchable card of the year, kneel

Volk seems startled strong first round for zombie

yeah, don't want to see him take that kind of punishment. My ass is going to bed.

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Lmao Dana must have told Volk to finish for once in his fucking life or his ass is getting Fitched.

>only the 1st round
>bunch of knockdowns
>"boring ass fight fr fr"

small stiff idiot

no lol

Well this sucks

I dont like the fighters giving a freindly tap at the end of each round and beginning they need to be more aggressive

zombie has absolutely 0 head movement.

0 speed aswell

this is grim.

haven't kept up with the UFC for a few monthglsd I didn't come back for this event

just get max hallway in there ffs

It was a foolhardy position to take. I do like KZ, though.

kek dana is really scraping the barrel for these title fights huh

Zombie bros...

asian masculinity bros....

imagine paying for this

KZ looking outclassed, just as expected

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>zombie
>gets killed by a headshot
pottery

Will lost yo ccc

volk should've been fighting cejudo now. coward ducked the TRIPLE C

based Volk will save this snoozefest card

zombie could beat you all up stop mocking him

utterly washed

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Watch tonight's Fundora KO.

damn the guy who got peached up on the feet by Pootega is getting peached up on the feet by the guy who peached up Pootega
shocking

I don't understand how people can say it's a 10-8 round when someone just grabs you and holds onto your back and not call getting out-boxed for an entire round a 10-8

Jamal is the only shot

>weili lost
>figgy should have lost
>tkz getting peached up

It's ogre for Coach Cejudo

volks so much faster

Its boring af what do you want from them

Why are they all sleeping looks so fucking goofy

This is sad.

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this is Sean O'Cuckey vs that paint can factory worker tier

Koreans are probably my favorite asians and thai would be my least favorite

what about you heem?

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what adhd does to a nigga

shades of late bj penn

fuck why were my hopes so high for zombie?

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is it just me or does no one care about this fight

zombie by DQ

>tfw I post nothing but "______ bros..." posts

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Team cejudo have lost I think 0-4 to ckb lol

Zhang Weili had a belt.

Burns-Chimaev and Aljo-Yan were the fights everyone was invested in
This one seems like a straightforward defense for Volk

I'm 7" taller and weigh 50% more I think I'll do alright

JOE ROGAN KOREAN EXPERT POG

Gotta give it to Moutinho, he can take a fucking punch and a half lol.

why is the crowd not making noise?

he should've went into kpop instead

zombiebros:'(

holy obesity

>WHATS IN YA HEAD
>INYA HEAAAYD
>AUSSIE
>AUSSIE

Han chinese are the best

Not me, I simply wouldn’t sign a bout agreement with anybody.

you dont understand he had the BODY TRIANGLE locked in TIGHT it TIRES you out

>IN KOREAN

ZOMBIE PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP

FUCKING HELL WHAT A RETARD

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joe speaks korean?

if volk doesn't get a finish they should cancel this entire weight class

favorite: koreans, viets
least: indians

joe speaks korean wtf

>they were calling for that... in korean

how the fuck would joe know?

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Dude KZ is so fucking slow and Volk is fast as fuck this is just sad lmao

kek fuck you

He should have defected to Best Korea

BBCposter bros...

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hey guys. i’ve resigned myself to a zombie L at this point. will be back later to kill myself on stream. just wanted to let you all know.

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Aussie could literally end the fight.
He's carrying Zombie

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Joe played a lot of Brood War

>have opponent hurt
>go for a takedown
disqualification worthy

Cause all the hype was for Khamzat & Burns

pioter yan

ZOMBIEBROS...

rip zomb

kek

the human thumb did take taekwondo for years.
but still.

hes past his prime

Zombros... this is hard to watch

Post them

is zombie always this bad ?

Fucking this, jesus christ how is this division so unbelievably boring

but she was asian as shit b

this

japs > koreans > SE asian > chinese
simple as

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10-8 korean zombie both rounds so far

Are you Asian too?

>wobble opponent who wants to stand up
>switch to crotchsniffing
never change volkanovski

Zombiebros why did he take this fight??

interesting jo rogan speaks korean

Volk has to be the least exciting champion in the history of the UFC

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The chigga is 5'7 144
I could stuff him in a locker

This is brutal desu

KZ made his career koing others on those types of exchange.

his wife is korean

IF HE DIES HE DIES

YAN WON YAN WON YAN WON YAN WON YAN WON YAN WON

this is sad

ZOMBIE IS STILL MY BOY

LMFAOOOOOO

FotN: Burns-Khamzat
Performance of the Night: Khamzat

VOlk better finish this and not carry Zombie for 5 rounds

interesting take

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Volk has massive hamstrings from his obese 200+ days

because it's the most he'll ever be paid for a fight duh paycheck fight

I'm white b

>this was hyped
awful

Volk shold kill himself just end the fucking fight already

based and factual

>commentators go mute

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outmatched
outclassed

Zombie personifies struggle, i am Zombie.

I remember seeing Volk at the beach hotel at Byron bay hitting on 18 year olds during schoolies 5 years ago

ZOMBIE GETS BETTER THE MORE HE GETS HIT
YOU FOOLS
HIS SPECIAL IS BUILDING

round 2 is definitely a 10-7

gookbro... open your eyes...

because it would be nice to see him get the gold just once

Volk should end it in a cool weight this is clearly ez mode for him

Too busy fucking Vegas strippers and snorting coke.

zombies left leg is trashed

Yea idk why this is the main and not Yan vs Aljo

volk ate a pretty hard counter off that hit he's being safe

THE KOREAN CAN

>korean zombie
any bigbrains would connect the amount of continuous damage he's taken over the years as a big red flag. He's slow, bad chin, etc.
"Korean zombie" is a moniker for mouth breathers.
The poor guy is gonna have tons of trauma in short time

Can’t say I disagree b

Bisping?

Favourite is Buryats/Mongols
Yes, I'm an Asian hipster. I have obscure tastes

*crickets*

Yes, I'm from Afghanistan. Rooting for my Asian brother KZ.

20-17 Volk

konnichiwa

henry finna kill himself

Just put him out of his misery already

>4 decisions in a row
>main event is about to be an incredibly sad TKO that no one, even Volk, is happy about
Not a single good PPV this year.

>obese
functional rubgy fat buddy

Cursed card
That's impressive for a 5'6" man tbhwyfam
Because Max got injured

sheeesh

I don't give a shit about this

Korean Zombie gonna have CTE

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if volk doesn't finish it in this round he should get cut

because Volk is running from Max and KZ wanna that BTS money

volk could just chain wrestle him at will

this crowd bro...

what if we got one of those people who can't feel pain into MMA?

Would they have an advantage or not?

zombie is actually fighting like a zombie, jesus. every time he throws it looks like hes out on his feet

ah forgot about indians in europe, they are a proper plague in nz tho so yeah theyre bottom tier for sure

Is Zombie a can or Volk good?

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Are Filipinos asian?

This must be one of the real judges from tonight

Zombie is so washed that he's genuinely throwing shots a round later than Volk

*rocks you*
*goes for a crotch sniff*

Strip the title from this cunt if he can't heem zombie

Jon jones should leave the cejudo camp

Shamefuru display

b-b-bb--but HE WAS 200 POUNDS

corner should stop it this round unironically

>gonna
Every UFC fighter has CTE lol.

ohhhhh so this is why its -720

this is unironically my favorite event in the last 10 months

both

yea, i'm turning this off
just sad to watch

I don't even know who are the fighters in this shit category. jesus christ, why am I even watching this

Should've gave Ortega a bag to fight Volk again

White man dominates the asian man in the octogon and the sexual marketplace
Sad!

for me, it's the vietnamese
i dont have a least favorite

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zombie is a trash can and volk has the strength of a midget. gonna go 5

Chimaev vs Luque?

volk is good
zombie is old and flushed

don't be racist

Danny Gay is a good win. Everything else is shit oldfags or jobbers. Zombie is not a great fighter which is why he came in as a 10:1 underdog.

Absolutely based good-timeline-poster.

Rate the card, too decision heavy for me. Burns Khamzat carried. 5/10

I hate Volkanovski. I just cant stand him.

Jizzy unironically

no theyre mexican b, seriously they don't even consider themselves asian

they call him the Korean Zombie because he's a dead man walking

The nickname ain't a joke bro, this is how he always is. He's just all chin and all heart, no skill.

cejudo would've heem'd volk

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Do you mean Tony Ferguson?

volk represents the martial arts and excellence t.b.h

10-8 zombie

Cejudo would smoke both these fools

They're stll going to be calling him the Korean Zombie at the geriatric home

kz should have turned 720 degrees and walked away

Zombie will still be my boy but from this day forward I will root against Volk in every single card. I will spend every day from now until his retirement praying for him to die in the cage. This is all I can do.

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very
thats a cte symptom

They got hype for burns cause that was good shit this is trash no hype

It would be funny seeing this random asian taking the belt. Not gonna happen tho

Brad riddell screaming his head off lol

wtf am I watching

why isnt rogan translating that for us

the chimaev fight was good.

That UK fight night was fun.

Zombie finna win by Homer Simpson

Super impressive. Did you know Volkanovski used to weigh 6 million pounds? What about volkanovski when he played rubgy and weighed 6 gorrillion pounds. He used to be huge. I'm telling you, he was so big.

Sort of. They wouldn't really know when to tap and would get injured often, which would then limit their training

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Fuck Dana

Top notch

What if I told you Heems were never real to begin with?

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does cejudo actually want this fight?
dana should give it to him

Zombie's entire schtick is that he's unheemable

its the anti reddit card, its been great but the cazzies in the crowd and this thread cant handle their hyped narratives not panning out

Cejudo isn't there to give him advice during the fight so it doesn't count. Coach Cejudo's reputation is still intact.

worst KZ has ever looked

THE ZOMBIE

HAS AWOKEN

HEEM AT 4 MINUTES 4TH ROUND

asianmasculinity is absolute shambles

Ayahuasca cures CTE by making the brain regrow new neural fibers

youtube.com/watch?v=s6LXA4TzclE

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when the fuck are we going to see jon jones fight again

Lads, whos should i jerk off to tonight?

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TKZ getting mauled
Got nothing for Volk

Fight is over

volk represents napoleon syndrome and has only faught lanklets. he's lucky conor is not in 145 anymore

STOP THE FIGHT

fuck off this is Yea Forums not reddit

20-16 KZ rn

>entire schtick is that he's unheemable
but he got heemed multiple times before

kz should just retire
Actually, everyone who fought on this card minus burns and khamzat should retire or get cut

Lily Thai

>if KZ survives we will see our first 50 - 40
legacy building plays by volk

twitter.com/DKSportsbook/status/1512972289402449921

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Scared of Ngbugu

nao jinguji

just a small bloke from a regular town

CeJewdo only wants to keep his """"legacy"""" intact. It would take a gorillion dollars to get him to fight again

Zombie is literally gonna become a zombie at this rate

Is being a boring decision machine the best base for MMA?

anri okita

Zombie's hands so slow they look like they're covered in molasses

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this was the biggest bait parlay of all time

its not a KZ fight if hes not getting beat tf up half the time
SARAMNEYOO

It's so fucking over for me
*sticks my chin out*
Just heem me bro

the city kickboxing special.

Can you sue a judge for damages?
Is that even possible?

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fuck this semen slurping sport for real

volk is literally trying to avoid killing zombie. he could be going in hard but hes just showing pity

Someone explain to me in anime terms how this fight has made it to round 3

why is Volk beating Steebie Weebie this is so sad ;_;

Don't get me started on Izzy. All his belt defenses were won by decision, except for Paulo Costa. The dude literally does the bare minimum to win

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the goat

HE'S GASSING VOLK WITH HIS FACE
THATS WHY HES THE ZOMBIE
BELIEVE

Volk coasting
zzzzzzzzzz

*inside leg kicks you*

>volkwinslol
>cam smith wins masters
Theoretically, how can Australia be stopped?

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>volk bald
>kz full head of hair
zombie with the story win

Could he be any more flat footed?

I fucking wish

no but being khabib or jon jones is

spencer bradley

just fall down

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all according to keikaku

kek

See you next week!

It’s not terrible by any means but they have cans like Dern and Madsen on the main card dragging down the quality significantly

Another title defense for NEW ZEALAND through legitimate tactics of scoring and you cazzies have a cry, you sure this the sport for you fellas?

KZ retires tonight

he'd piece Conor up too

Volk should be jailed for not putting this bum out

fuck aussie fighters. fuck volk. this shit is so boring

never, at least in the UFC again
he bet it all on a final HW fight for Conor money and Dana said "lmao no" and then put him in the Hall of Fame to let him know he's done with him

steebie weebie bros...

I've shaved my head since I was 10 because I hated hair under my hockey helmet what are you going to do about it

*dies
ftfy

Next time he runs into his wife.

how did this can even get a title shot

i'm impressed with the durability of this korean lad

Zombie is going to start throwing soon
Zombie bros, we can still win

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

So did anyone ever teach KZ how to keep his arms up? Guy's taking like a dozen power strikes to the dome each round.

Its not even that bad of a beat down, Kattar embarrassed Giga harder.

shit card

did jordan breen die

ZZZZZZZZZZZim actually tired

zombies best win is ige and a flushed edger

These mmaturds really need to learn some head movement this is shockingly amateurish boxing

>think it's round 4
>It's still round 3

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Either KZ is slow or Volk is fast as fuck wtf

Volky can grow a full head but he shaves his head for all his bald brothers out there

don't talk to me until they win the Bledisloe back

The big punch is coming, just wait and see guys.

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I don’t like black people. Browns can be cool on a one to one basis. Fellow whites that played sports growing up are cooler than everyone else. Seriously go back to Africa

n-no my chin, heem me, hit my chin!
stop outpointing me and HEEM ME

>conor fighting heavyweight
this is literally not possible

max cleaned the division and then the refs robbed him twice

RIP zombie

Just end it ffs

6:30am for this