What would you do Yea Forums?
What would you do Yea Forums?
id just fucking die tbqh
i think i could take her
Throw a frying pan at her head.
i would welcome the sweet release of death
incidentally did anyone read the books? shit gets fucking crazy
lick ghost cunny
cuddle her so she isn't so mean :3
>adopt her
>clean her
>feed her
>and take care of her until she's independent
don't forget the occasional snuggles!
what would you make her wear?
based!
Haven't seen the film or the sequel in forever. Couldn't she only come out of TV's?
Fuck the shit out of it. The actress is fucking hot irl.
>and take care of her until she's independent
But what about after she's independent? You won't care about her any more?
sneed
dont forget to make her eat a bowl of eggs
bump
How exactly does she kill you? By strangling you or what?
Drains you.
What does that even mean?
Death by cunny
idgaf, copy that floppy.
It's not even scary when you think about it, i guarantee you people get extorted by girls with weird fashion into doing marketing for their weird ass arthouse movies, ALL THE TIME.
>and take care of her until she's independent
Then watch Jamal plug her and leave her with a niglet or two
>tfw no mini sadako gf
>ywn never have a pocket sized sadako
>ywn go everywhere with her in your pocket
>ywn dress her up in doll clothes and make her a dollhouse to live in
>ywn lick her from her mini cunny to her tits in one swift motion of your tongue
>ywn sleep with her next to your head on your pillow
>ywn give her baths in a bowl of water
>ywn drink the water afterwards, or use it to make tea on special occasions
why even live
>not wanting the superior Japanese adult version
Pitiful.
>Sadako
>cunny
Based Retard
The only thing that has to be done.
>superior
>adult
????
Get lobotomized, cradle snatcher.
Statistically unlikely
t. actual child rapist.
sneed
Given the context of the dreadful buildup and the deadline of one week looming over the horrific discoveries of her investigation into the tape, it seems implied that, had she not been so proactive and invested into uncovering the supernatural properties of the tape, what could you do? I guess I'd just sniff her feet.
>he can't even imagine caring for a cute child without immediately thinking about sex
what the fuck pedo
When every other child actor post on this board is someone wanting to rim their asshole you just don’t know anymore.
>watch tape
>you have one week to die
>but only if you're near a TV again???
Seems pretty easy to avoid her
upgrade to cellphone when?
Start masturbating and make sure to keep eye contact to assert dominance. Then I eat her hairy pusy and make her cum.
Try to fight her.
If I win a killed a monster : COOL.
If I die I died : GOOD.
Win/Win situation.
>Eating pussy
Way to completely destroy any shred of dominance you just asserted user. She'll probably fake an orgasm and then snap your neck.
Have sex.
She fucks you for sevens days and the on the last day you give her a massive mind shattering nut but it kills you. Afterwords you look like the mummy.
Show someone the tape? Do y'all watch any movies or just talk stupid about pictures?
I only read the first one and I thought it was terrible. I know it goes even further into...simulations? or some such, but it was just not good to keep going.
what tape?
please die.
The fucking tape that people watch that releases her? Please fuck off.
Fuck her in every hole until she was bloated with my nut, then keep her tied up in my closet for future use when i was bored.
>The actress is the same one who plays Donnie Darko's little sister
i don't know what you're talking about. i got the movie on dvd, not tape.
Get on a plane and kill everyone with me like in Rings. The dumbest shit. Am I the only person that actually saw Rings? What about Sadako vs Kayako?
keep watching the tape so my 7 days resets
>make a copy of the tape
>show it at a retirement home
i'd finally get a gf i guess
Why does that guy have two heads?
I don't want to.
that's why i can't stop fapping
>before the seventh day buy generator and find original well
>pick up tv, plug it to generator
>put her in front of the well
>samara gets out of the tv and falls down to the well again
>use her perpetual movement to power the generator
>she can't get out of this cycle
problem?
Whenever I see very small kids supposedly being scary I find them cute. What is scary about a little baby?
I mean, the rest of the movie could be scary, but its age is not.
Good one :*