UFC 273 GAMETHREAD #16

if you think burns or yan won you probably dont watch enough MMA to understand how scoring works

IKIMASHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DE WA

Aljo prevailed

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ALJOCHADS WE FUCKING DID IT HOLY SHIT

N

volk better knock out zombie or tonight was gay

You ready to apologize, /heem/?

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Whites simply CANNOT compete

Yan 1,4,5

2 rounds of holding a back and doing nothing wins a fight?

GAY FUCK ROBBERY SPORT

IKIMASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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KZ pls heem the shitty kickboxer early so i can go to sleep

>I win round 2
nigga what how the fuck do you think you won that round

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it was fun nice fight the first round could of gone either way easy

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KZ knocking volk out would be cool too

CHEERS CUNT

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Imagine if Australians cared about the 135 division

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rooting for the gook zombie

>THE HECKIN KOREAN ZOMBIE????

>UFC judging

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ALJO WON THE MATCH AND THE STORY

Did you miss Burns v cumshot?

Worst PPV of all time
Worst card of all time

>20 failed takedowns
>2 successful takedowns
>does nothing
Wrestlers are poison for the sport.

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10-9 Yan
10-9 Aljo
10-9 Aljo
10-9 Yan
10-9 Yan

48-47 Yan

I fear the yancels will kill themselves as predicted.

let's finish this card off with another decision to cement this card as the worst card of the year.

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i don't think anyone actually thinks aljo won that

alGOATchads.... i kneel...

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GOD it feels good to be a fucking AlGOAT fan right now.

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never bet against black . now you've learned

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there won't be a rematch unfortunately for yan, if it was a fun fight maybe but nobody wants to see that again.
Now the BW division is well and truly fucked matchmaking wise lmao

sure at least want to see a sleepy person tonight
no it was fun but all 3 being decisions would be lame

I like Alex, lads

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>winning the belt by DQ
>defending it by a 3-2 split decision
>one of the rounds literally just nothing happened
>the other 2 you did 0 damage
based aljo exposing this fake sport

I’m thinking Zombie might take it since all the favorites have been exposed but Volk has always been a level above Yan and Chimaev

what a salty russian

>2 rounds of holding a back and doing nothing wins a fight?
Yan did nothing either b. Belt should be vacant after that boring shit show.

Yan 1,4,5

KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
>KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
>KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
>KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
>KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
>KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
>KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS
>KOREAN ZOMBIE IS GONNA WIN!!! BET ON HIM!! 7 TO 1 ODDS

Yan didn't lose. Judges are anti-Russian globohomos

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Is the Northman gonna be based? I see no nogs in viking times.

AAAGH PETR YAN IS THE MOST SKILLED FIGHTER!! HE DOES THE SPINNY BACKFIST AND ONLY SMILES WHEN FIGHTING!!

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Did you forget 270?

Fellas……. A toast.
To the Aljo Era! May it never end!

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Got flamed for saying aljo would win lmao heem is full of litteral retards

only a korean zombie win by ko can save this card now

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>OMG! REDDIT VOLK IS SO GONNA WIN THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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aljo isn't a wrestler dumb cazzy

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they say nigga in Ireland?

Now to pretend anybody gives a fuck about this fight

はい.

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yansisters... muh heckin siberia... muh heckin russian bears...

guys i think Aldo beats Aljermain

is this the start of Aldo's redemption arc?
One more title shot plz

The guys that go for subs are legit but all the lay and pray fags need to get heemed. Ground control meta is the worst thing to happen to UFC

PLEASE EXPLAIN THE ROUND 1 DECISIONS I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THEM
ARE THE JUDGES RETARDED OR AM I?

How the fuck did Dan "Can Man" Hooker heem this guy?

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pretty hype for aljogoat dub but i think tj can beat him

please sirs I would like to post in the main thread

i dont understand how can you give yan the first round at best its a draw

>those odds
wtf. HAHAHAHAHA

DE WA

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ALJBROS
GANBATTE

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i should be 2 for 2 right now, fuck you dana

>hated on for over a year by the entire MMA community
>everyone says he has no chance
>wins an easy 48-47 decision
Lol. Seethe Yancels. Aljo is the GOAT.

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thank god for corrupt floridan judges

thank you florida creaturas

Already did weeks ago

congratulations usa you finally have your champion

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negro de merda.

>flamed
based mid-2000s forum vocabulary user

he won't put niggers in the movie he's pretty based for a director at least

truely

WE JAMMIN

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I kneel

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hope this shit is quick so I can go to bed
what a shit card

kz is literally a r/asianmasculinity mod

>

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instant transmission?

Hendo's H-Bombs
Rousey's Armbars
Mirko's Left Kicks
Aljo's two hands on the ground
.

LOOOOOOOL

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Man I fucking hate Aljamain Sterling.

yan is turning into a bad luck meme

>Khamzat wins
>Gilbert doesnt lose
BASED
>Aljo loses
>Yan loses the story
>Yan seethes
BASED. FUCK YAN FANS.
>TKZ ktfos that retard Volk
I hope.

where can I find the fight for burns and khamzat? does meth keeps an archive of the fights?

aldo WILL become the champion

Maybe he let his guard down thinking Hooker was weak or maybe Dan is just gigaflushed and used to be good.

This shit has continued worsening in the past 8 years or so. It hasn't really been good since the Brock Lesnar shit or maybe a little before that with GSP or maybe the first TUF. Regardless, the arena looked empty as shit early which is why they're not showing it.

It is pretty lifeless now and just repeat fights, massive weight cutting pussies, and women fights. Shame, but the sport is already decaying after just a few years of being great.

the ufc better make knees and kicks to grounded opponents head legal after this
what a fucking joke of a """""""sport"""""""

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LETS

FUCKING

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

!!!!!AMERICA'S CHAMP BABY!!!!!!

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>Yan won
>Colby won
>Gane won
>Whittaker won

even if nothing happened shouldn't yan have got round 1 for octagon control

>no it was fun but all 3 being decisions would be lame
fair and every fight besides Burns fight sucked

>Ground control don't mean shit

Brainlet casual take.

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Annyeonghaseyo

When will they learn? We run this shit.

FUN FACT: If TKZ pulls this off, there will be no while male champs. Will Volk be the saviour of the white race?

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10-9 Yan
10-8 Sterling
10-9 Sterling
10-9 Yan
10-9 Yan

47-47 Draw

Correct outcome and also the funniest outcome further cucking Dillashaw. We were robbed.

Imagine if the judges could see and he retained the belt via draw like he should’ve, the seething would be exquisite
I thought he had a chance via meme sub, didn’t expect Yan to choke consistently on the ground for 2 rounds straight

>f-full back control is irrelevant!!!

>b-but pitter patter isnt!!!

Judges should have to account for every round IMO. Provide notes for why you scored it that way.

Never change Sal D'Amato you piece of shit

worry not evilchads, we have a backup

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still better than maia vs usman or colby

>1am
>main event fighters not even walking out yet

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U S A
>U S A
U S A
>U S A
U S A
>U S A
U S A
>U S A

Aljo was juiced to the gills this fight and still needed a robbery to beat a Yan who wasn't able to bring his actual corner

that's amazing thank you Pedro

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>all these american flags simping for a russian
pathetic you guys have not patriotism

Are you ready to apologize to America? We just sent that Russian fuck back to the gulags.

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hes talking about first and second fight retard

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HOW DID HE WIN
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
PLEASE EXPLAIN WHERE HE WON

Muh Ukraine, I wish I was kidding

If you think yan or burns won you dont understand the sport and should lurk and watch more fights before commenting

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>yes
>no
>yes
>yes

picksbros its over

This is going be be Volk humping for 5 rounds?

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No
Yes
Yes
Yes
Nice try

Dillashaw chads again we rise

Eggers's previous films were pozzed

>The film's plot orbits around a psychological conflict, using a repressive, patriarchal portrayal of Puritan society and the dark, murderous liberation of the witches.[22] The main female character, Thomasin, harbors worldly desires that differ from those of her conventionally Christian family,[23] yearning for independence,[22][24] sexuality,[25] acceptance[26][25] and power.[26][25] However, while her father and the Christian God fail to fulfill her needs, Satan instead speaks personally to her, offering her earthly satisfaction.[27] Therefore, with the demise of her family and the rejection of the Puritan society, Thomasin joins Satan and the witches, her only alternative, in order to find her long desired control over her own life.[28] Her nudity in the last scene reflects her act of casting out the bonds of her previous society.[24]

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>losing 200K on 1.6 odds
fucking deserved it lmao

Asianbros GET IN HERE. Korean zombie is about to fuck up Volk

Fuck yeah bros

shut the fuck up monkey

I KNEEL

Aljochads I TOLD YOU WE'D INHERIT THE EARTH

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wrestle fags with no subs like aljo are gay, i unironically like the islam/khabib style of wrestlefucking since theres always advancement in position either to get a sub or just for better GnP

WHAT'S IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>american fighter
>wearing a jamaican flag

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We need to do something about champ bias. It's killing this fucking sport. There are only TWO likeable/entertaining champs right now and one of them is in a division nobody cares about (flyweight). Glover doesn't count because he's not going to last long.

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Surely they wouldn't let Aljo into their whole "african" thing, right?

Glad I didnt bet on this Judges are mad gay they should be hung from light posts

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>korean zombie is the main even attraction in 2022
the fuck happened to this sport

thats rough bookies love him

Yum yum

i dropped khamzat from my boying list unless he learned Head Movement, showing toughness and almost lose proved nothing

It is just you. Yan really just stalked and didn't land much in the first. Sterling did good with the movement and kicks although it was boring as fuck. Still, Sterling landed more in the first because Yan wasn't letting his hands go.

DILLACHADS WW@???
>DILLACHADS WW@???
DILLACHADS WW@???
>DILLACHADS WW@???
DILLACHADS WW@???
>DILLACHADS WW@???

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So KZ is gonna win tonight too huh?

>10-8 Sterling
how is it a 10-8 if you cant do anything for 4 minutes in control?

Based underage tranny lover

>betting on mma when the scoring system is basically down to the judge who's scoring it
goofy ass niggas ong

>Easy 48-47 decision
Since when is a split decision in a highly contested fight an easy win. Then again I don't care who wins, a rematch would probably just be lame too.

Nah, most wrestlers try. People shit on Colby, but he was doing damage to Masvidal in his last fight, for example.

He barely won rd1. Clearly won 2 and 3. Lost 4 and 5. Did you watch the fight?

wouldn't make sense from a risk management perspective. it's a business, dummy

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ching chongs bros, lets fuck up those racist australians

I got all my bases covered but I do hope KZ wins this

wish me luck lads

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did u watch the rest of the card lmao

I’m just gonna imagine Korean zombie as a Chinese man and pretend volcanovski is giving him payback for Covid

MMMM delicious cope. I love your tears dirty Yancel. Now get on your knees, boy.

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Uhh ohh redditor bros?? You guys told me Yan was the best martial artists on the planet right now?? What just happened?

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It is always retarded to bet parlays in the UFC. Actually it's retarded to bet UFC at all because this stupid fucking "sport" is 1000% rigged

its up

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It was a draw at worst for Yan, i dont know how alijo win this

>According to Pattinson, the phallic imagery of the lighthouse is explicit, as Eggers described it as an erect penis in the script.[28] The film was meant to include "a very juvenile shot of a lighthouse moving like an erect penis and a match-cut to Pattinson's actual erect penis", although this cut was removed upon request by financiers.[29] Winslow displays an Oedipal fixation on his boss, Wake, given his simultaneous fear and admiration of him. Pattinson commented on the father/son dynamic in the film, stating "I was pretty conscious of how I wanted the relationship to come across. In a lot of ways, he sort of wants a daddy."[28]

>Robert Eggers is ambiguous about whether or not the characters are gay, stating: "Am I saying these characters are gay? No. I'm not saying they're not either. Forget about complexities of human sexuality or their particular inclinations. I'm more about questions than answers in this movie."[28] Sexual fantasy and masturbation are recurring themes in the film. For Dafoe, the androeroticism in the film is blatant, but it is also used to explore what it means to be a man: "They have a sense of guilt, of wrong [...] it's got existential roots [...] about masculinity and domination and submission."[28] After beating Wake into submission, Howard assumes a dominant role, calling Wake "dog" and dragging him on a leash. Commenting on this scene, Pattinson said "there's definitely a take where we were literally trying to pull each other's pants down. It literally almost looked like foreplay."[33]

>The film's mythological and artistic influences underscore its eroticism. Eggers acknowledged the visual influence of symbolist artists Sascha Schneider and Jean Delville, whose "mythic paintings in a homoerotic style," he said, "[became] perfect candidates as imagery that's going to work itself into the script."[34]

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Anybody who can bet that amount of money probably isn't hurting too bad

>no white champs

ahem are you forgetting 100% american patriot Glover "THE BASED" Teixeira?

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and after that travesty now we will have to suffer zombie getting heemed

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He's Russian at a time when that's extremely unpopular

kzchads where we at

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>Glover doesn't count because he's not going to last long.
>he doesn't know

Fuck Peter "Loser" Pan
If you like Peter Pan eat shit out of my ass

>women betrays humanity and joins satan for butter
seems based teaching the world women are shit

it is do or die for the zombie. he got this

rite here b

i really hope zombie doesnt get reamed bros

>Burns robbed
>Yan robbed
I'm done with this cum-gargling sport.

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kinoan zombie

Americans relying on juiced up negro's to win their fights for them is so sad.

It matters when my boys use it and meaningless when its guys I hate. If I was a judge I'd use that criteria everytime. Unless the fight is boring, or its wmma. Then I'd just tick 10-9 for whoever has lighter skin.

ZOMBEH ZOMBEH

im near korea so im basically related to TKZ

LETS GO ZOMBIE

>better striker than Aljo
>better grappler as well
How can Aljo beat Dillashaw?

he's kino and not a pitter patter bum

based over the hill tranny enjoyer

Korean Zombie win is literally the only thing that can save this card

to be fair aljos bodylock is fucking nasty, everything else about him is shite tho

We need to do something about this fucking retarded judging

IN YOUR HEAD

Piotr-kun...
Mada mada dane...

yan lost the story

>retard with no taste
color me shocked

>Minority votes for the minority
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

i like colby but that masvidal fight is boring af, his usman/lawler/rda/maia fights is good though

>another full year of aljoposting
I love this semen slurping sport

based Sal protecting his parlay

>Sal D'Amato

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ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIE

win or lose i'm happy tkz got another TS

This was before Dustin sent him to the hospital.

Petr butterbros on suicide watch

>thicc asians
This is my weakness.

Round 2 should have been a 10-8 so technically Aljo should have won 48-46. Seethe, cope, dilate.

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I don't see how the first round could be scored for sterling

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the gook finna pull it off i feel it

WHATS HIS NAME
WHATS HIS NAME
WHATS HIS NAME
WHATS HIS NAME
WHATS HIS NAME
PLEASE

Slavs aren't White, specially Balkanites.

who /f1 & ufc/ here?

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WHAT'S IN YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
ZOMBIE ZOMBIE ZOMBIEEEEEEE

Who is the other likeable/entertaining champ?

korean zombie is getting fucking destroyed

IN YOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRR HEEEEEEEAAAAD

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I like Flips and Koreans, so I'm basically related to both of you

>He's a gamer
Jesus christ volk just because he's Korean....

Why not hedge more?

IN YOUR HEADDDDDD

Yancucks it's been 15 minutes where are you at?

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They need to change the no headkicks rule

based irish nationalist zombie

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wtf is going on? why are there #16 threads about 2 literal whos fighting?

IN YOUR HEEEEM, ZOMBIE

Fuck Dana

>IN YOUUURRR HEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEAD

volk is gonna heem KZ it will be topuria esque

>Algoat won
>Khamzat exposed
It's been a great card, what do you mean?

>Wikipedia analysis
kys

his win over sandhagen was a steal

Yan should have illegal kneed again in r5 and KO aljo lmao

that's a really nice wink man

>saved

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>"i dont understand jiu jitsu but i watch a couple ufc fights*sips on mtn dew juice and munches on hot chips*"

3 minutes of ground control and taking someones back is enough to merit a 10-8 round.

Just accept it, Yan defends take down like a white belt. He needs to change his stance a bit, he stands too tall due to his confidence in his Muay Thai. Maybe lower his weight a bit and widen his stance a lil bit as well, for sure well see a little bit of adjustment for the next fight he gets

I bet £50 on Yan to win, still happy for Sterling.

#Seethe #BLM #BlackPower

Stay mad whiteys

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BASED

Korean zombie doing it for Ireland.

He landed more strikes

Where's your champ Ireland? America sends the negros to booty blast you cumskins in sports

>A 10 – 8 Round in MMA is where one fighter wins the round by a large margin. A 10 – 8 round in MMA is not the most common score a judge will render, but it is absolutely essential to the evolution of the sport and the fairness to the fighters that judges understand and effectively utilize the score of 10 – 8. A score of 10 – 8 does not require a fighter to dominate their opponent for 5 minutes of a round. The score of 10 – 8 is utilized by the judge when the judge sees verifiable actions on the part of either fighter. Judges shall ALWAYS give a score of 10 – 8 when the judge has established that one fighter has dominated the action of the round, had duration of the domination and also impacted their opponent with either effective strikes or effective grappling maneuvers that have diminished the abilities of their opponent.

Round 2 was literally a textbook 10-8 casual

that was a hard ""fight"" to watch, thinkin this might redeem the card

IKIMASHOOOOOOOOOO

*shits on u're face*

FUCK THIS GAY WORLD

no i stopped caring about this sport when it got sold to wme

BASED
A
S
E
D walkout

WHATS IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEAAAADDDD

IN YOUR HEADDDDDD

I'm not even talking about Jiri. Just in general he won't last long. I could see him subbing Jiri if he doesn't get caught.
The champ bias is probably the worst example of the terrible judging.
Charles

hyung... he's such a real one

In other news, some visionary just donated 207k to vegas

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Zombie looks ancient

user.. i...

I
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I
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I wish they would shut up so I could enjoy the song baka

KZ...
SAVE THIS FUCKING CARD \o/

ZOMBIE ZOMBIE

>Yan is natty

ukraine won

i fak yor madder

Umm Zombiebros, wheres Cejudo?

>crowd doesn't want to cheer for Zombie kino

Nuke florida.

BUT YOU SEE, IT'S NOT ME, IT'S NOT MY FAMILY
IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD, THEY ARE FIGHTIN'
WITH THEIR TANKS AND THEIR BOMBS AND THEIR BOMBS AND THEIR GUNS
IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD, THEY ARE CRYIN'
...
IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD
ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE-IE-IE
WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD, IN YOUR HEAD?
ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE-IE-IE-IE, OH

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card is beyond redemption
it's so over for us ufcbros

Luv me some cranberries

Her joining Satan is portrayed positively

I hope KZ pulls dat gigantic SOMETHING that he needs out of his ass. I see no other path to victory

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KINO SONG

ZOMBIE

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pat barry be like awooooga

IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HEAD

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>Khamzat win
>Aljo wins
It’s meme night confirmed. KZ is winning

>this song was about world war one
REPURPOSED AND SUBVERTED

Zombie wins by uppercut heem and the pitter patterer Aussie cunt goes back to his wasteland of a country.

IN YOUR HEEEEEAAAAD
IN YOUR HEEEEEEEAAAAD

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UNFATHOMABLY BASED WALKOUT

TKZchads... We've got this

>3 minutes of ground control and taking someones back is enough to merit a 10-8 round.
lmao no it isn't

zombie heems volk in the first round

Black-white mixed are only 1% of births in the USA.

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Yan bros I can't believe this shit

I don't think it was a robbery though. There wasn't much going on in Round 1. I gave it to Yan but even as a Yan fan I don't feel like it was decisive. Am I wrong?

KZ IS GONNA DO IT BROS

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TAKE MY ENERGY ZOMBIIIEEEEEE

IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS IN YOUR WALLS

kino

>any professional athlete is natty

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Prayers up.

He throw punches and threaten submissions.

Casuals shouldn't be allowed to watch MMA.

>all those serious empty suits
get fucked in hell by the devils red dick you humourless wastes of scpcae
REEEE

drakebros..

Ur just malding because this sport fell to blacksplosiveness like every other sport.

>no
>no
>no
>no

Cumshot lost the story hard.

for me it's linger

It was about the Troubles in Ireland dumbo

AND GAVE ME A VEGIMITE SANDWICHE

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asian niggers need a win honestly, i like volk but they can have the manlet belt

>I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDER

low iq take eggers is a historically accurate nerd.
They had to recut northman as the test audience were too confused lol
Direct quote from the confused guy "You need a degree in viking history to understand this film"

Why, are you on your period?

No it isn't. Its about the IRA bombings

who?

holy based

I CUM FROM A LAND DOWN CUMDER

Ok, this is kino.

BASED WALKOUT

Blacks are homo erectus they need their own division

its sad people boo zombie... he's a class act, and i hate asians generally

meme songs tonight

khamzatbros……we got exposed. How do we respond to the chinlet rumors?

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SOVL

*split decisions you*

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>had duration of the domination and also impacted their opponent with either effective strikes or effective grappling maneuvers that have diminished the abilities of their opponent.
key point. he laid on him and didn't do shit

Someone give me a QRD on the Irish seething about whatever + car bombs?

text anna faggot

wrong

kek

lmfoaooooo

Zombie please redeem this fucking card with a KO.

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Absolutely based walkout

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>Anna sent you 7 photos
teach me your ways

SHRIMP ON DA BARBIE MATE

I hate Australians so much its unreal.

my pat boy will break this little nigga how you have no idea

MEN AT WORK KINO INCOMING

>Korean served in military
>Zombie song about Irish Republican Army
Is Korean Zombie and IRA terrorist?

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i hate to break it to you bucks but this is going to be a pitter-patter fest with zombie being totally frozen for 5 rounds
enjoy the walkouts though

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wtf are these walk outs lmao its a fight not a god damn cruse ship

HEAD FULL OF ZOMBIE

good pick user

>australian education

TKZ by twister in your heeeeead. Finally some short guys that aren't midgets.

2 BASED WALKOUTS

KILL THE PITTER PATTER REDDIT MANLET!!

we've been doing it since Jesse Owens

Reminder that Volk got dropped by Pilloway, Zombeast is gonna flatten him.

Volk lost the walkout, it's over

zombie confirmed in volks head

Don't care, didn't ask, plus you're white.

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STRAYA

>enters stage
>enters thread

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volk makes me seethe

kek this boomer tier walkout

AUSSIE
AUSSIE
AUSSIE

This is the Australian national anthem, correct?

holy based

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ive had maybe 10 women on tinder ask how popular this song is back home (new zealand)

can fucking stand this shit

Cranberries vs Men At Work... tough call

i listen to this song every morning

Cope, pleb. Your favorite director is a faggot

not looking forward to this, koreabros

shut this midget up
muh family
muh straya
muh fosters
muh boomerangs

No need to argue with something this retarded. Just watch the round again and defeat your own argument with the evidence of your eyes.

>aljo robs yan by doing literally no damage at all
>now we have to watch le decision midget 50-45 some flushed can who was never good after 25 minutes of legtapping and circling
sad night for the sport

Two kino songs. So far it is anyone's game! Wait volk is singing along! Nvm VOLK FOR THE WIN!!!

Silence, you’ve been slain.

are aussie shitposters really about to win a ufc championship and the masters within 24hrs?....

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you're a fag

SHE'LL BE RIGHT, CUNT

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No, that's waltzing matilda

Ausbros I’m feeling good

What part of Australia are you from lads?

Detroit, Australia reporting in!

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I like Volk fuck y'all he's finna heem zombie inside 3 rounds

this nigga is married to Jeffree Star

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>He throw punches and threaten submissions.
he landed fewer significant shots and never even came close to a submission Yan had his wrist the entire fucking time to the point he was punching him in the head behind him

Is this like a mexican walking out with La Cucaracha

He's already a UFC champion cazzie

Good walkout songs

Daily reminder that Holloway beat Volk in 2020 and should be champion right now.

Stay blessed.

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Australia is a fascist shithole
Lost all respect for them after what they did to Novak

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look at steph man

Fuck zombie this is a Volk board

No one cares what a country who has never won a UFC title thinks cunt.

if he had vegemite this morning KZ is fucked

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LOL

YES

Yes we pledge our allegiance to this song

For me it's men from the land down under

If Max Pilloway can drop him with a punch, Volk can score the heem.

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Pls heem this gook

Kek. Nope. The White man will march on. You don't send a slav to do a real Whitechad's job.

get the fuckin dogs

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>Volk haters
cringe

high t manlet

i just wanna jam to some tunes now, i don't even wanna watch this fight

damn i think volkchad just won the walkout story

Do all Aussie women look like this?

KINO

Pretty much

You should just smile and offer a vegemite sandwich

montreal, australia. bande de cunts.

queer

based

dilate, maxcel

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HES FIGHTING OUT OF NEW ZEALAND THIS IS ANOTHER NEW ZEALAND BELT HOLDER JUST FYI

This wasn't supposed to happen.

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they deserve to be nuked desu

Who's leading the masters? Haven't kept up

go back

SMALLTOWNBLOKES RISE

Just woke up
How did Yan lose? Did he choke?

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Someone post the gif of the aussie dancing around the other flags

MIght skip this fight if it starts boring af like the others

oh shit i just remembered that 200k bet got heemed kek

We’ll always have Burns vs. Chimaev friendo

Lmao

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Hate manlets like you wouldn’t believe.

Dude seriously ran two laps

Volk is a pitter patterer. Hoping for the Zombie heem.

Any other fighters with good Ts?

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well /heem?
do you come from a land down under and what's in your head?

political statement from the judges

he got robbed, fr fr

robbed

Fought like a retard

uh maybe he should have just followed the law?
#bluelivesmatter

fought like shit

LETS GO KPOP BROS

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he got laid on for 2 outta 5 rounds

Will we get Khamzat vs Colby now or what

wrestle fucked for 7 mins, got robbed of the 1st round though

You cunts have to separate political groups censoring books they don't like hahaha dumb cunt.

KZ KZ KZ KZ KZ KZ

IKIMASHOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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i think that also happened, dont remember which fighter though. id like to see an american walk out to some famous american song like stars and stripes forever or something like an apollo creed entrance

lol

CITY KICKBOXING IS LOCATED IN AUCKLAND NEW ZEALAND, THATS WHERE THE BELT LIVES

Brian Ortega, he has an entire city or so I have heard

got arguably dominated on the ground

robbery
unironically this time
i can't think of a worse one

Why does Herb Heem keep getting cheers?

If this shit doesn't end in the first 30 seconds I'm going to bed

Algoat exposed him.

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I don't follow /heem/ does everyone still like Korean Zombie and think Volk is a fraud?

YES

robbed by racist judges

herb "the early stopper" dean???

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