UFC comfy thread

I finally begin to understand the new overlay of the rounds

Who even knows

well done m8

Aljo has him figured out

>be born in America
>fly foreign flag
Civil rights were a mistake.

for once I'm supporting the black dude

>Invest in the body it'll pay off
Ray Longo is such an Italian mobster

Wheelchairweight when?

you dont cry when white fighters do this clown

As an immigrant. not to the US, I hate seeing that shit

How do you know?
He sounds like he'd cry at anything

human blackpack

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IT'S IN TIGHT
no wait he's out

Ban ass weight classes under welterweight. Manlets should not be encouraged.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck Dana

>OHHHHHH THIS IS OVER THIS IS IT
Narrators voice: Actually it isn't over and it wasn't it

yanbros...

IKIMASHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

All weight class matches should be a No Contest without sub or KO. No decisions.

Aljo the parlay buster

Based Aljo honestly

Do it for Ukraine

HE CANT TAKE YO BACK IF YOU DONT GIVE YOUR BACK

this is Aljos world

>DONT GIVE HIM YOUR BACK
>"gives back"

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>YO
then
>YOUR
Problematic.

Is he gonna no mercy him again?

After a full year of people harassing and trolling Aljo the 'Paper Champ'. I hope he wins

>modern MMA

BASED ALJO

>ref not standing this up
KEK poofc at its fimest

I’m sick to my stomach.
I can’t take aljo as champ. I can’t

>seething casual slug
Sorry your boy is getting murdered on the ground

>hug someone’s back for 20 minutes
>win
This is so shit

Yancels я нe чyвcтвyю ceбя тaк хopoшo...

I agree with the Russki. Boring just defending a rear naked

this card is depressing

>yan not standing up
Lewis would have just stood up out of the body tri.

boooo

This desu. FUCK

Yan must be feeling real stupid, right about now

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Lol @ the yancel cope

Aljo was always the better fighter

Cursed card

As he should

How the fuck can you avoid that body lock tho?

i fucking sleep

Is this a championship match? kek state of ufc

>get hugged by someone for 20 minutes
>anything but lose

yan is making too many mistakes

Why doesn't Yan just stand up?

I don’t care about either fighter. This is a terrible product and turns people off of the sport. Stand them up.

go back to mandrama then

heem him

This is a snooze fest

>both are rigged
>one is fun to watch
hmm

>product
Don't want you cazzies watching the sport anyway. If you cant stop a black dude from hugging you for 10 minutes then you deserve to lose.

attack the leg lock
but people prefer to defend the choke

Kek

>calls mandrama "fun"
Lol I knew it

gotta say, Sterling looking juicy, and cardio seems a lot better than last time. What did he take??

>if you disagree with [current ruleset] you're a casual!
Anyone who doesn't want soccer kicks and groin shots is a filthy casual, actually.

Don't know who's winning and frankly don't care.

Sterling can’t take a punch. No wonder he just prefers to hug.

2-2

Whatever TJ did. EPO?

He's clearly fighting differently than last time you loser

its not even that
grappling faggits has such advantages that its not even worth it to be a striker anymore

>but people prefer to defend the choke
Makes sense desu

Is Aljo a BJJ guy?

You can still be a striker but you need to be able to defend takedowns. If you can't do that then you're a clown and should probably retire or go do kickboxing.

is cumshot just wrestlefucked he's retain the hype. instead we got a banger, but at what cost?

aljo wasn't doing anything for 3min yo dumb fuck
every other organization would've stood them up

>Watch a sport called mixed martial arts
>Cry and whine when you see grappling
Bunch of losers

He’s a boring guy.

It IS that though. If they change the rules to give slightly less points for inactive grappling and stand it up a little more often then the entire dynamic changes. Compare how fast they seperate clinches in boxing vs kickboxing for example. It completely changes the pace.

sorry must be having a stroke
I meant:
if cumshot just wrestlefucked he'd retain the hype. instead we got a banger, but at what cost?

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Ask me how I know you don't train without telling me you don't train
>stood them up
Thank goodness you're not a ref

trans btw

Yan bros? how we feeling?

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no one read it anyway lol

Ask me how i know that you're a braindead retard who starred watching mma yesterday

why are they talking about gambling so much tonight

>Cries about grappling
>Thinks he can call anyone a casual
Your country has exactly 0 UFC fighters, what would you even know about MMA clownboy?

uncomfy

Not good desu

>y-your country
KEK keep coping you braindead cazzie

this fight card brought to you by England™

Yes you are
It just became legal in America. It's nauseating how much it's everywhere now.

KNEE HIM

Enough booze, time for a coffee

You were talking about being a casual and your entire collective nation isn't even good enough to produce a single good fighter.

Shut up and sit down.

Concession accepted

W9rst fight ever
Braindead mutts should be banned from the sport

>runs away
>hugs on ground
>constantly lies on knees begging for illegal knees
fuck this cunt

yan hugging for life

Slovenians should be banned from UFC.
Oh wait...

kek
fuckin shiter man
fuckin shiter

>gets btfo
>y-your country
go back to reddot grappling faggot
if you do anything you should be stood up
now sit down you obese mutt

to keep poor people poor

what a SHIT fight, going to sleep

>keep him on the ground
>go for pot shots instead of a choke
wtf was he thinking?

Did Aljo really choke lmao

Yeah that was a draw.

>aljohug

Prime Dillashaw flatlines Peeotah

this is going to be a draw. or 3-2 yan.

you can thank uncle dana for this faggy ruleset.

ONE is so much better in that department.