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At least I won't starve to death

didn't he die in an area that had a road like 2 miles away

usatoday.com/story/entertainment/books/2019/07/27/into-wild-woman-dies-alaska-trying-reach-famed-book-bus/1846388001/

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I did not watch this back then. I wanted to as a teenager, then I finally watched it as a 26 year old and turned it off pretty quickly.

that spoiled people have it so good they can't fathom dying

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fuck my parents!!! off to leeching everyone FUCK SOCIETYY

>dude fuck society and shit
>sets up camp in a bus made by society

Fag

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Extremely based.

Why didn't he fuck her?

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Kek

>yeah I'm gonna live off the land and be like totally independent from society and shit it's gonna be sick
>camps out in a designated camping and hunting spot

Hes too much of a limp dick to do anything about it

You'll just die of colorectal cancer because of your shit diet

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>DUDE LETS MAKE FUN OF THAT GUY WHO DIED
>WEED

parents bad
society bad
nature good
loneliness good

The ending of this movie felt so empty to me. It felt like the whole movie was about building up this awesome dude, like he was so beyond our petty squabbles, he had it all figured out.
Like this scene here we get served this big "ISN'T HE GREAT" moment.
And for a while I thought Alaska would be this big test for his philosophy and he would learn some stuff and be an even more awesome dude.
Oh shit, he is in big trouble here, and oh man, he realized he was wrong about other people, how is he going to learn from it and get through it? Instead he just fucking dies.
Yeah yeah based on a real person or whatever, just sucks is all.

>oh man that deer has a baby with it
>I can't hunt either of those guys
>later
>WHERES ALL THE ANIMALS I"M STARVING

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suicide the movie , is it true he did not bring a map?

What he did wasn't even particularly daring, just stupid, tragic, and inconsiderate. First off, he spent very little time learning how to actually live in the wild. He arrived at the Stampede Trail without even a map of the area. If he had a good map he could have walked out of his predicament. Essentially, Chris McCandless committed suicide

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he had a map, but it was incomplete. The map didn't show the pass that the local hunters used. So he thought he was trapped. 2 weeks after his death the hunters came and found him.

>lives like a scavenger
>muh cool muh peace muh flower children
>dies immediately after he steps into actual nature

Good ridddance.

NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

four months*

I used to admire him when I was younger, I rewatched it again about a year ago and he just pissed me off with his ignorance

But he did. He certainly did in the book.

We should have killed all of you after the war

Now this is funny. It is also listed under the 'entertainment' section.

Which war?

I can almost hear the herpes, even in a webm without sound.

He didn't specifically die of starvation. He ate some bad seeds.

The American Civil war
That must have sucked