Mogged

Just alter genes bro

DO you realise that if you even looked like them, you could have some health problems that would either prevent you from fucking or make your dick limp?

It wouldn't change shit I already get compliments on my looks all the time but I'm still a broke driveless sperg.

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Can't mog the Cruise.

Lasers

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Is there a mogged.com? There should be.

I’m going to look like the guy on the left when I get older

i.e. balding

Cruise is a fucking manlet

I couldn't even begin to understand what it is to be him. The frames of reference would be worlds apart like that of a frog versus an apex predator like an eagle or a shark.
Even if we traded bodies I would probably break mentally desu.

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That might be Cavill's worst look ever.

>be whi-

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cavill in that photo is just a step away from
>JUST

even small things you worry about daily like sitting position or stupid manual override of autonomous processes that are supposed to be in the back ground yet you worry about constantly

dude just sits wherever however the fuck he wants and the world just deals with him. Literally life orbits the chad

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>one chance at life
>born with shit brown eyes

Fuck my Italian genes

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No one gives them the credit they deserve for popularizing busting nuts :(

Since getting massively buff Henry has struggled to get well fitted suits for some reason.

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my ex would want to fuck me again

>not getting blue eye implants
Pleb. Many pornstars are getting them.

>mogs anyone above and below him
Truly unstoppable

If you really care that much, just use those colored contact things. Not any different than women wearing makeup, except that it doesn't increase your aging 30fold later.

>Many pornstars are getting them.

Who on fuck gives a shit about what pornstars do.

For a 70 years old manlet Cruise really doesn't get mogged all that well. OP's pic is a brutal mog though.

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Lmao, Cavill is so UGLY!

>When fem chad gays and masc chad gays collide

jesus the thirst in that picture
how can one man hold so much power

George Clooney and Johnny Depp have brown eyes and they did alright.

>negative canthal tilt
>mogging anyone

What do you look like user?

That's white in america. Before you sperg out, there's no denying at least one of their parents is white.

Using lookism terminology should be an insta-ban desu

>there's no denying at least one of their parents is white.
nope, neither are their grandparents

>muh canthal tilt
when he weasn't squinting he looked normal

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incel thread

But he's right, positive tilt looks so much better.

>believing this
lmao

they've showed pictures of their parents, numbnuts.

You need to stop caring about this crap. Incel lookism culture is a plague.

>is a manlet
>is almost 60
>still so extremely good looking that giga chad Cavill can barely mogg him

cope

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Have you guys ever mogged someone? Share story.

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Lmao how can Cavill even compete?

I mog everyone every time I walk out of the house.

>don't worry bro, they're only blanks

>youtube.com/watch?v=b0EDNX47S20
>42% white
>blue eyes aren't coz of that though!
WE

>GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT LIKE HERNY ALMOST MISSED THE CALL TELLING HIM HE WAS THE NEW SUPERMAN BECAUSE HE WAS PLAYING WOW
I can’t believe any of you actually believed and repeated that bullshit PR story.

>blue eyes aren't coz of that though!
Where did I say that, dumbo? You were the one going about one of their parents being white which I disputed

*ahem*

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What's wrong with Ezra's face? I'm beginning to realise how spot-on the decision to cast him as a school shooter incel was. The guy just has such a creepy vibe about him.

My face is like 80% of their power level. I have a cute girlfriend but I was a sperg before I met her so I don’t think it’s like a magic thing where any girl will bang you whenever you want.

Paul Newman only looks good with a beard. Without it his jewish aesthetics are very pronounced.

you have to eat all the eggs newman

I think he looks good but definitely has a creepy vibe to him

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This is some straight up 56% shit my guy. Yeah his parents are probably 20% nigger, and so are you I'm sure, but that's par for the course in the US. They'll be "white" on the census and they have blue eyes because almost half of their genetic stock comes straight from Germany/Ireland.

Not interested in the rest of your blog mate, don't @ me again.

Paul Newman told me you never get over it

The only ancestor they have that is not a nigger was an Irish slave owner, you fucking fag. They have no other non-black people in their family (aside from their beaner wives and children)

Ezra suffers from a severe case of "good looking but not handsome".

What is going on between them?

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This. I'm off to bed Yea Forums. Too much reality. Not enough sleep. Have to rise and shine in 6 hours. Have to pay that rent, and pay for that instant oatmeal. Maybe I'll do some laundry this weekend so I can feel proud of myself and say I did something.

What is he then if not handsome? I can't really pick a good word to describe his looks.

I wish he'd struggle to fit inside me. Oof!

I stare people in the eyes until they look away. It’s the easiest and final mogging.

What does “Mog” even mean? No one has ever given me a straight answer. I know it’s a zoomer rap term but that’s it.

cringe
didn't even eat 52 eggs what a pussy

Henry 'twinks and cunnies only' Cavill does it again

When i was in high school i was very into exercise but I'm autistic so I didn't socialize well as a child.

I had an amazing Chinese friend at the time and he asked me to hang out once. He brought two chinese girls with him and I think one mistook my social retardation for mysteriousness because she kept complimenting me. I remember we were walking across a bridge and she was walking behind me and she gasped and pointed out how she could see my "butt muscles" moving individually as I walked, sounding like she was about to feint. I was wearing some tight shorts.

We ended up going to some little asian game parlour for arcades and pool and played a view games. We met up with one of their friends who frequented the game parlour. While I was standing under some dim lights, leaning on my pool cue next to that very average-looking guy she almost lost her breath as she exclaimed that I looked like a model and just stood there staring at me for several seconds. I didn't even realize at the time she was attracted to me and thought she was just being nice.

But jokes on her. Now I'm an obese incel after several mental breakdowns and years isolated.

overshadow
upstage
emasculate
dab on
dunk on
style on

>one ancestors makes them 42% European
I'm curious as to how you're so fucking stupid that this makes sense.

Could you walk us through your thought process so I can laugh my ass off at it?

Genes can skip generations, you fucking neanderthal.

Nope, this guy mogged EVERYBODY in his day. Beard or no beard.

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even brando?

>I can't really pick a good word to describe his looks.
I don't know either,Fags would probably describe him as hot or some variation of that but he's definitely not handsome.

>What is he then
JoJo character

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Also, i have plenty of stories like this because I'm a fucking social retard.

Haha it's so funny.
Haha I just want to connect with someone but never can and never will haha.

Haha it's so funny. I can't even understand what I do wrong haha

haha I'm miserable haha

haha every day I feel 50/50 on whether I should jump off a building or just go to sleep haha I literally feel no emotion for either decision haha

those wellies what a disaster

not that bad desu

but I guess that makes it all the more intimidating and depressing

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he got mogged by Delon brutally esp with Newmans balding forehead his eyes carried him hard especially with technicolor exaggerating their brightness

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Feminine.

He looks like he was supposed to be female and then the DNA added the jawline as an afterthought

What are you even saying you fucking turbo brainlet? Even if their grand parents are mixed race, they have more than one white ancestor you absolute fucking moron lmao.

It's been a while since I've seen someone this stupid, seriously well done my dude.

Just burn your eye pigment off bro, it's safe

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Surprisingly Cruise holds up well in this pic. Cavill is barely even mogging him here, you could hardly even call it a mog.

It doesn't get better. You're not "socially retarded", you're high inhib, aka a genetic dead end. You don't even have free will, not the same way Cavil and co. do.

You wont kill yourself and even if you do, it's not a decision you're making. You'll live out your life on auto pilot.

>Even if their grand parents are mixed race
Who told you that their grandparents are mixed race? Are you legitimately retarded? I can't even tell if you're trolling or not anymore.

>That's white in america
t. muhammad smithington iii

It;s not Cavill who's mogging in that pic.

Imagine having Cruise's looks an becoming a gay crazy scientologist

How can one man create that much homolust, did he sell his soul to satan?

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>*mogs him into oblivion*

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>GENES CAN SKIP BRO!
>THEy JUST MIRACULOUSLY HAVE ONE WHITE ANCESTOR BRO HE SPAWNED IN FROM NOWHERE LOL
>YEAH THEY'RE 42% WHITE EUROPEAN BUT ALL THEIR OTHER ANCESTORS ARE 100% BLACK BRO

I think you're best off contacting your GP and informing him/her that you're significantly below average intelligence and it's affecting you in day to day life. Leaving you unsupervised is unsafe both for yourself and for those around you. Make no mistake, user, you are dangerously retarded.

what if they were both 5`10 like ian somerhalder or luke hemsworth?
cavill is much prettier, only lanklets defend hemsworth

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I respect Cruise more every fucking day dude. He's like the manlet messiah.

He cute

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You're the dumbest poster in all my years here I've ever come across. First, you tried to argue that only white people have blue eyes. Hodgetwins are obviously not white. Then you switched to "but one of their parents surely is white". Again, neither of their parents or their grandparents or their grand grandparents are white. Then you try to switch the discussion about their DNA which had nothing to do with the original. Then you went back arguing over the parents, arguing that they were somehow magically white. Then you went back to the grand parents and argued they were mixed when we've already discussed that they were not. And finally you started arguing over nothing like a broken record.

You're legitimately braindead, I swear. Or you're trying to save face in the most ridiculous way possible. Admit it, you're not very bright and way over your tiny brain capacity here.

Being Luke is suffering, he's no more than 5'9

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Once in a while, a man will be so handsome, he will transcend the hetero-homo dichotomy and just make everyone want to let him hug them.
Same goes for women (e.g. Salma Hayek).

>First, you tried to argue that only white people have blue eyes.
Untrue.
>Hodgetwins are obviously not white.
By this same logic, they're obviously not black, asian, hispanic, or any other race. A significant portion of their DNA is European, hence blue eyes. The rest of your post is fiction. You either conflated my replies with someone else's and/or you are retarded.

Blue eyes are a European genetic trait in 99% of cases including the Hodge twins.

why is the thread not bumping