UFC 273 GAMETHREAD #11

coomers win again

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where the fuck was the thread? had to make that shit myself at 510 replies

BBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THROATFUCK ME MACKENZIE!!!!

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kek robbed

>another wmma fight
>another free 1k betting fight will go the distance
how is it just me profiting from this

>Oscaped
What was meant by this?

Robbed

Complete robbery

???
surely 1st round went to dern and last to torres

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Her shits would be elephant size

She married a monkey

Pride of Sweden

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Brazil happened

Dern Acent

DERN OUT-BRAPPED HER, SIMPLE AS

This camera crew is so based

Fuck Dana

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What are usually the odds on that user

coomer kings we're home

They have the option to wear longer/looser shorts if they want, in shape women will almost always choose to wear less clothes if given the option

First good fight so far.
Wait is over.

your husband is your wife m8

fucking robbery fuck these faggot judges

really?
i thought dern too and im not even a simp

PICKS FUCKING SAVED

AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW AEW

2-0 on predictions bros

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KILL EVERYBODY

I AM THE CHAMP

I AM THE KING HERE

AAGGGGHHHHHH

Is there anything more emasculating than being a male cheerleader for your fighter wife?

Dern is fun to watch maybe wmma isn't that bad after all

3 MORE DECISIONS PLEASE
PAID FUCKING $80 FOR THIS SHIT

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Fucking finally wmma is over.

AHAHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK IS THAT CAVEMAN

>TFW PICS SECURED

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her husband is a clown, she probably cheats on him with another chick

this card has been pretty shit so far but the wait for these next 3 fights should be worth it

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/pw/bros we made it

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She cut her bodyfat in half they said. Stayed same weight but gained muscle

FUCK TONY KHAN

yesbox det är dags

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McKenzie Dern's asshole is going to smell tremendous after the fight

JUST COOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>White woman with a black husband wins a split decision

WE DID IT REDDIT WE BEAT RACISM

I wouldn't say "robbery" but I was pretty sure Torres won.

Its finally here
Been waiting for weeks, better not disappoint after sitting through this card

What's wrong with being a stay at home dad?

I think Dern's husband seems like a good guy

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1.67 for this one

Wasn't Shaq Khan the owner of the Jags?

What do you say in your post fight interview sp

BASED TONY KHAN!

When you hear the Khan name you know it demands respect.

SEETHE CHUDS!!!!!!

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EXECUTION TIME

/PW/ IS HERE

Darren "Rape Victim" Till

sup playa

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That is the face of a Man who would saw your head off with a rusty blade without any qualms whatsoever.

>his card has been pretty shit so far but the wait for these next 3 fights should be worth it

thats what everyone is waiting for

/HEEM/ PICK STATUS?

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I am really fucking mad right now

Based Coomeraman, I’d like to think he was one of us to make it to the bigs leagues
(actually just chadpc)

digits and burns heems in the first

>BABY TOUCH BOOBA
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BABY TOUCH BOOBA

Dern is a Based BrapStacy

It's Chimaev/Burns next?

we are about to see khamzat catch a body

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burns gets smeshed in round 1

AEW CHADS RISE UP

triple agent till dont ask me how

Khamzat with a quckie in Tills Bamhole prefight

>hues
>white
flag checks out

This. Imagine simping for this bitch.

>Khamzat loses
>gets it blamed on Till

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You all need to seek help. Really.

Khamzat will save this event

Based Khamzat kicking Till in the balls

IT'S HEKKIN TINY KHAN GUYZ

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>What's wrong with being a stay at home dad?

very emasculating, and if divorce happens, you'll still get shit

im calling it right now, toilet till ruined khamzat and he will get flushed by dilbert

She likes it thicker and longer.

those are two gay niggas right there

Mandrama faggots exposing themselves en masse

JR in the building but we have to listen to felder

>brazilian
>white

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why tf is shogun still fighting OSP is gonna absolutely heem him

test

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Khamzat got a trim, but hasn't went full skinhead

>brazilian
>white

picks intact
>burns
>yan
>volk
yeah I think its happening

>Shogun vs OSP

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Look at her Dad lol

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you guys are focusing on derns negrito too much
it's like you've never been on top of a black girl b4

Burns is too small and old, I don't buy him having any chance

Should I use the bog now, or after Chinaev fight?
Pretty desperate desu

Does being born with a cleft lip give you a higher pain tolerance?

>stayed home for this
>paid money for this
>got drunk for this

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gaethje fight, fuck yeah

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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When AEW crossover with UFC?

>Michael Chandler Vs Tony Ferguson

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POST BRAZZAS
>POST BRAZZAS
POST BRAZZAS
>POST BRAZZAS
POST BRAZZAS
>POST BRAZZAS
POST BRAZZAS
>POST BRAZZAS
POST BRAZZAS
>POST BRAZZAS

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CAAAAAAAAM OOON

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fuck that. Quit simping.

Could had been worse ngl

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Cumshot getting KO’d after seeing that pad work

yesbox

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IT'S FUCKING TIME

this proves I could have had a chance...

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skrong genes

What does heem stand for?

Wolf time

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wow what a nice knockout

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picks intact so far

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The Khamzat meme finally ends tonight

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670 was a big year for muslim conquest lol burns is doomed

even is Khamzat KO's Burns, this is still a better KO

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He's a real one, simple as. There's not many left

Khamzat sounds retarded.

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KHAMZATCHADS LETS GO

Kind of already did, they had an event a few months back where a few ATT guys got in the ring

so proud! ;_;

Till and Khamzat still fucking about like teenagers in the locker rooms. lol
I'm half expecting Till to start doing wet willies during the walkout

he's gonna start bending air any second now

>emotional music
>i smesh everyone brazza...

is Khamzat a kadyrovite, or a chechen separatist?

kys

Depends if he’s able to make her submit in bed
Heh
Submit

Borscht VS Bums

Please. No sexual content any more.

This is a thread about 1v1 violence and that's enough, okay.

if you think your team is top shit, just remember atleast tony khan isn't your owner

He's not throwing any kicks in this fight and he knows it

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unironically the most based thing harmzat can do is win via 3 round wrestle fuck decision to heem all the redditors and cazzies

Y/N?

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Khamfaggots, its over. Your boy goes to sleep now.

she's not wholesome therefore falls 5 points

Just woke up. Can't believe I missed the WMMA. Good card so far?

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yeah i bet on gilbert aljo and zombie to gain 638 on a 5 dollar bet, yeah bookies love me what about it im still a heemer, always will be

Cumslut Shitmev gets heemed

I bet on dern but what a robbery

>K-Khazmat will l-lose.... THIS time!

heeminder khamzat is reddit

>american
>white

burnsbros I think we overcome the odds

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imagine derns buttholes smell and taste and texture after the fight

lets go, excited

Can any aussies explain to me why Tai Tuivasa is avoiding tom Aspinall like the plague and people aren't calling him out on it?

"i-i want someone ranked above me"

if he fights Aspinall it would be a title eliminator.. he wants to fight an old stipe..

he is obamanazi children hospital attacker

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I HOPE RATLIP LOSES SO BAD

FUCK DANA
FUCK HEEM

Little Marty praying Gilbert gets it done so that he doesn't get absolutely smeshed by someone that is actually his size.

>Kenzie genes so BVLLish they completely override the black seed and just produces a hue kid

burns seems like a good dude

where the fuck is ANYONE looking?? INCREDIBLY strange picture

Man I hope Burns ko's this hyped asshole.

how in the hell could Dern have simps is beyond me, she looks like a vorcha

Is he squatting on a rock?
absolute mad lad

Can I come over?

Reminder Khamzat is a fraud if he doesn't get it done in the first two minutes.

Ready to apologize?

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get this boring shit over with so we can witness aljo-donos mortal duel

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kek that would be hilarious

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lmao

>LITERALLY WANTS TO TAKE MY HEAD OFF
lowkey some religionism happening here from burns

E-Ethiopian prince user... I kneel...

IT'S (FREAKIN) TIME

gilbert looked a little shook earlier when he was arriving

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Damn, Russians not just killing Ukrainians in Kiev I see.

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F

The black dude has some white in him, looks kinda like bob marley whos dad was white.

IKIMASHOOOO DA WE

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I need a link, please

BURNSQUAD STAND UP

>mudslime
>cleft palate
>cauliflower ear
That is the most swedish guy ever.
>assimetrical nose
>mudslime beard

DUDE, HE TALKED TO DANA. WHEN HE WAS FIGHTING, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? HE TALKED TO DANA JUST LIKE GOAT KHABIB!

that doesn't answer my question

Ukrainian proxy

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fucking cringe faggot

she aint getting that from baby dick

shookness has never mattered

The father is also a hue i think, the kid is basically the average brazilian

main event time

I want Burns to win to watch r/ufc burn.

Dana praying to the lord for Khamzat killed this dude.

Cool hotel lobby nig-bro

ITS FUCKIN HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fuck Dana maybe. But fuck heem? The whole darn general? Come on brazza.

Are you the tennis bro?
If yes, have a great day

can't wait for the THEY WERE ONCE FRIENDS falling out down the road

shit is wild any- AAHHHHHH BLACK W FFEEET AOMMGGMG

>inb4 it ends up in a draw