Does Yea Forums agree?

Excuse me but did someone say bone chilling slow burn?

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???

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There's nothing more pretentious than a horror movie to have a title
>The X

it really just reeks of "we're being serious here guys!"

>Under the Skin

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You're quite literally retarded.

>Mulholland Drive
>"Forget 'em loud BOO-ing jumpscares"
A troll made this list didn't they?

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>first reformed
what

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Sounds kino

Under the Skin isn't horror, it's a coming-of-age movie.

Sounds like a organ toasting fast freeze. Right up my alley

Exactly my thoughts.

>bone chilling slow burn
But is it also gut wrenching and emotionally draining a24 film? If so, ill take 5 tickets for it and 5 more for tomorrow.

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Why are there so many anti christian horror films and zero other religions? No one seems to be making horror films centered around Islam/Judaism - despite the exact same level of religious insanity present in both. Mine is not to wonder why (((of course))).

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>first pic
>Audition
kek

>complains about jumpscares
>includes mulholland drive, halloween and the witch

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Huh...the culture which makes the most movies uses the most popular religion in that culture for parody/scorn. Really makes me think.

Is this real life? These "people" actually exist? I thought it was just a stupid meme.

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MD and The Witch have no jumpscares. I guess Mulholland Drive has the one but that's not really a scare.

It's hard to make Jewish horror, goyim don't feel the bone chilling slow burn when a penny gets lost

>Huh...the culture which makes the most movies
But Jewish people literally constantly insist they don't control Hollywood, so which is it?

>Would make hitch and Kubrick proud

How fucking dare you

>Lyle Shlomo was an up and coming young marketing executive
>good hair, tall, pretty wife, but he was missing one thing
>this fall
>BREAK POINTE: Electric Jewgaloo
>Starring Benjamin Al-Immerati as Lyle
>Isabella Moner as Lyle's wife
>With a special appearance from Snoop Dog/ Migos
>Soundtrack by We Are Dragons
>rated number 1 most anticipated new film at the 2020 Cannes Film Fesitival

>bone chilling slow burn

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the father getting rammed by the goat at the end felt like a jumpscare to me

Slow burn is code for boring but I want to be seen as hip so I use retarded buzzwords and pretend to like a film

>Slow burn is code for boring
Slow burn literally means slow burn, nerd.

Shut it aids breath

Spoken like a true Marvel fan.

Dang, Wednesday got moves.

bone chewing slow barn

Don’t give a shit about marvel or dc meanwhile you’re still breathing your aids all over my board leave immediately

You sound like a faggot, lol.

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>bone chilling slow burn
this reeks of s_o_y beans, double matcha salted caramel frappuccino, avocado sandwitch nu-male millenials and Reddit
also Hereditary was the biggest piece of shit of last year Yea Forums tricked me YET AGAIN into watching just like with

>Green Room
>Don't Breathe
>It comes at night
>Blue Ruin
>Babadook
>It follows

all reddit dreckcore

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The Burning
The Hills Have Eyes
The Thing

>depression and emotional anxiety is scary
Lmao at you fags

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>horror films centered around Islam
That's called the news.

Based Axel