UFC 273 GAMETHREAD #10

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What a complete shit fight this is

HEEEEM

>mogged by ONE
>mogged by rizin
>mogged by topdawlg
>mogged by knuck
poofcbros...

Finally found a fighter more unlikable than Poire... that Irish prick ian gary

i will watch the northman

buffalo wild wings wasn't even showing this fight

both of these boomers are cans but at least pichel is somewhat interesting. madsen is just there

grim card b

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>more WMMA after this

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i.imgur.com/dTmeC71.mp4

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Who is winning, im zoning in and out here

Meet me at hötorget station and if you can defend my takedown Ill give you 5k SEK in cash

Picks heemed

boooooooo

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Hate when people type "HEEEEEEM" when there wasn't a heem. Stop trying to deceive your /heem/bros.

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im going back to browsing /fit/ fuck this noise

Atleast we have wmma next

MADSEN JUST GOT DROPPED!!!

No fucking way for real?

whats the ecio-social scatus in Swden right now

>WATCH OUT MOTHERFUCKER

really great fight to open the ppv!
so hyped i bought this card along with a few modelos

lets gooo!!! hype!!

so this is the famous hyperborean strength

heems picked

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM HOLY FUCCCKKK

heem tappy

better than america

yes damn

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wew

>*MMA next
Dana.

at least there's dernbooba

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YES LETS GO MARK

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

What's the current train fare required to study socio-economics via hötorget station?

Mads wife’s son sucks

not even possible this fight

>beat him off
- Joe Rogan

Isn't that a sexual term?

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thread wars got you down?
get comfy

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Need that link boys.

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Yes lmfao and it’s Dern…

>another wmma fight

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>zoning in n out with chuuu

Boooooooooooooooooooooo

Yes you post early spoiler are ruin the fight for me. But also you paid $80 for thsi shite and ur IP has been logged

hey fuck you buddeh

Le lay down and do nothing man

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

hurry theFUCK UP

joe rogan trying to convince us that this isnt boring

i hate wrestlers so fucking much

THE OL DICK TWIST

picks heemed
night heemed

seething

kinda bored

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did you have your porridge today so you can be a big boy?

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Gosh darnit. You can't contain this guy!

Imagine you finally convinced your normie friend to give a chance to MMA and this card happens

>tfw you wait 2 weeks for this

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Even if he wins this fight Madsen fucking blows

what fight is after this?

based boooooo birds

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Joe just heemed the entire card damn

Based OP

Madsen is my antiboy

TWIST HIS DICK
GOOD OLE DICK TWIST

>talk shit all fight
>once it's over you hug it out because you know you lost
Lol fag.

Joe “I think there’s nothing wrong with a guy being able to hold you down” Rogan

Yep that’s the tactics killing this sport. Joe is an idiot for hating stand ups.

Mark O Gassin'

i have to go to work now. i hate this semen slurping sport, nothing ever happens

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Praying the judges rob this faggot

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Joe Rogan defending cuddling ughhh

You should lose points for doing nothing while on top.

yes damn what a wrestling match

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i-it's okay because so is baseball!

riveting fight, guise

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so much this, at least brazzas do something with control time

Madsen one of the worst hype jobs in the UFC today

Being able to manhandle your opponent and hold him down in a cage fight is a chad move.

Hues say this every time wrestlechads expose BJJ

what a waste of a fucking night booooooooooooooooooooo fuck yo udana

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Fuck you to the guys that told me that they were entertaining yesterday.

kek rogan shitting on basedball

This fight needed championship rounds. DANA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU FAGGOT?

>its a wrestlers fight to a decision episode

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Boring fight so far, also does anyone have that webm of the girl leaking milk through her bathing suit?

bestsolaris.com/mmastreams/ufc-273-volkanovski-vs-the-korean-zombie/

30-27 vince

That looked like Pichel's fight to lose after the 2nd and he lost it

Did Mark Madsen do any damage in that fight? lmao. He really doesn't look like an Olympic Silver medallist in greco roman wrestling. Kek @ 39 yo Pichel trash talking

>HES A HECKIN OLYMPIAN AND WRESTLING IS MUH BEST BASE THIS IS GOOD YOU DONT GET IT

A WMMA decision fight is next.

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sauce

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madsen sucks, imagine being an olympian taken down by a 40 year old journeyman then having to hold him down the last round because you are scared he's gonna beat you up.

I never wanna see this faggot fight again

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Oh my God dude. This is an mma fight dude!

Her tits look even better naked
i.imgur.com/dTmeC71.mp4

ROBBERY WTF

is this bald cunt just going to wrestlefuck senior citizens for the next few years til he gets some gay title shot based off of an epic streak?

name?

Pls God let them rob Madsen we don’t deserve this pick heeming

>from this to wmma

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atleast we got dicktwist

Yes Joe two men laying on top of each other is better than baseball

they think he's actually good and relevant. dunno if the people that actually like mma in denmark like him.

idk bout those 30-27's

Very easy pick

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why was that the main card opener for a PPV?

fuck brazzas they convinced everyone crotch sniffing isn't gay

Pichel won

Took one of my mates to watch 270 and he’s refused to watch UFC since

What a complete shithouse of a fight. Very lame, fuck Madsen, boring a gay

HEEEEMM

Mexibro coming in clutch

She is a real QT~3.14

MADSEN CHADS

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>30-27
wtf?

>another decision

>30-27
Yikes and oof pilled

Picks intact

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>Picks heemed by some literal who fight nobody cares about
every fucking time

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post you wmma face

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Putting everyone to sleep to open the PPV. Get this fucking faggot off my screen immediately

>30-27
In what world was that 2nd round his?

picks intact. this nigga sounds american wtf

The absolute madman did it again.

what a fucking autist

olympicwrestlingbros..

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olympians are just too good

got a semi lads

>having a daughter

it was supposed to be gastelum

Duplesis and Gastelum fell off

the fucking state of this card

FUCK WRASSLIN

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Name 1 top 15 fighter that isn’t tony that he beats.

B-B-Based.

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pichel did more damage

you didnt even get gold in the olympics you douche

Iktf

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fuck off

>BRO UFC 273 IS ON TONIGHT????? WITH THE HECKIN KOREAN ZOMBIE??!!?1?1 I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH TWO DUDES ROLL AROUND!!!! Wait is....is that a BASED CHECHEN?????

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Good morning sirs

I hate women so much.

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My picks unheemed thank you olympian

>Baldy Midgets TV
Fuck off Dana!

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Shouldn't you be breaking the siege of Mariupol or something?

(; ω ; ) Giblerts gonna cry again

god tier butthole
d tier pussy

it;s so tawlf bros

What difference does it make?

Apologize, at least he wasn't going to decision with bums.

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I clicked

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Madsen's English is really impressive. You can barely hear his Scandi accent.

>Barefoot 5'8 guy towering over Joe in shoes

UFC is back babyyyyy

Wow this guy is a total cunt lmao

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he's so annoying

picks saved

Not opening anything posted by swede swine

Watch, now Burns and KZ really are going to win it’ll just be this fight that fucked people

finally a coom post that I can get into

got anymore?

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I'm sure there's two sides to this story.

I've always bet on Madsen and he just won me a straight $100 ml bet and he's keep my parlay going, but man I am absolutely done betting on this boomer unless he keeps getting favorable matchmaking where he has an edge.

Youre finna get heemed by an Iskander b

Z

FYI, when you type or say the u word you did, that's also homosexual.

>look
>look they picked memestache

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based patriot

My user. Marko won, good for my picks

fuck this guy desu

Been saying madsen is a fucking can

Vinc won this
>americans booing the man trying to fulfill his american dream

I wasn't impressed by the olympian performance. Almost got kneebar'd in last seconds.
They should stop 40 yo prospects from main eventing a ppv.

>caption: Ukraine's walls after 1 year with Russia bombing it

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is webm bro around?

at around 1:24 left of the round in the 3rd, Dana wasn't even watching the fight he was cracking jokes kek

Why does she start thrashing when the chainsaw is still like a foot away?

>WMMA
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME, HERE WE FUCKING GO GIRLS, LET'S FUCKING GET SOME

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the butthole is photoshopped

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>tfw once chance at life
>you aren't big dicked Andrei Arlovski
why even live

Dern is actually kino though ngl

PROTECT YOURSELF AT ALL TIMES

What style is this? How is this allowed?

>that quick spit on the tip
DIAMONDS

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I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

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pichel won

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PICKS UNHEEMED

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He seems like a normal guy

Fuck Dana

which one is Rogan?

GOOD MORNING SIR

>crowd hates this foreign cunt
>"I'm coming to live in America"
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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guy can't even decide if he wants to work face or heel in the same promo

>Now time for more WMMA before the 3 fights that actually have any chance of being good

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fuck this lame faggot hope he gets heemed stiff next time out

Dern taking a prolonged beating for 15 minutes might be ok.

This card is SO FUCKING SHIT. Just bring out Khamzat already fuck

russians are heartlets b, they're gassing hard

I actually regret picking Torres, she doesn't look like a winner tonight.

My picks just hit. I put 5 bucks on Arce, Oleinik, the first girls fight to go the distance and Madsen and I got 45 back. This is my first winner parlay and I will bet more when I get used to it. You guys proud of me /heem/?

Always thought this chick looked like Winona Ryder

the trojan logo everywhere LOL

3D women are disgusting

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please stop posting pornography on Yea Forums, i'm trying to overcome my porn addiction

based style

>30-27
Thanks for nothing you faggot fucking judges picks heemed

never thought i would rather watch wmma than that

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Anybody else kinda racist and like rooting for the white guy, but also Korean Zombie is your boy and you're kinda pulling for him? It's talf, b.

This

guaranteed

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Genuinely can’t see him winning unless he pulls an O’Malley and just keeps fighting unranked

Take my wedding picture down from here. I don't give you permission to use it Svedbrah.

wake up islam

Name a more breedable wmma fighter.

Protip: You can't

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>guaranteed

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>WMMA has to be on main card now because muh feminisms

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based britisher declaring anyone outside of america as a foreigner

I want to poke her bruise repeatedly

KEK

He should get Ferreira

Damn these bitches are busted

Remembering when they put Tony on the camera and Gaethje HAD to step in in front of him, that was do fucking funny

i'm sick of this blonde draftkings bitch

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did he fucking die? what

Nice blog faggot

its real

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hey thats my flag

I got her nudes
i.imgur.com/dTmeC71.mp4

i look like this right now

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>pay the fighters mo-

Just woke up
>wmma
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

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Hilary Clinton, that you?

why dont more girls have pussy hair boys? so nice

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going to go to bed after the khamzat fight, i literally dont care about ufc enough to stay up anymore

PVZ
Loureda
Jojua
Waterson

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IT'S actually morning here

And Good evening Sirs

That womb is a designated black baby incubator. Hands off chuds.

yes

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Imagine paying $80 for a ppv and still being shilled to the entire time.

Why do women hate each other?

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based coomer of kyiv

asshole more fucked than mariupol

every white immigrant is a win

Wmma is cancelled

>2DPD
3D mogs every time

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not before you watch this wmma fight next

tracy cortez desu

DAN HO CHOOOOIII

it's shopped here too. not a lot but enough

t. can instantly tell photoshop due to a decade of using it

we need to behead dana the atheist he is to blame for that

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