UFC 273 GAMETHREAD #9
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i shaved my pubic hairs today
link please
danish niggas sound like that??
Who is this card for?
did you get the gooch
Guys I think I'm in love with the cute alt girl who works at Domino's
What is the math here
Bad Prelims good main?
Usually it's good prelims bad main
Nigerians tongue my anus
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can i get a quick rundown on this guy?
all 5 of them?
madsen gonna beat the shit out of this guy
*sips*
Now THIS is a walk out song
I want to be loved by a tough mma girl.
to see if I still feel...
i wish TKZ would go back to old hair
We get it you’re an Olympian now stfu
BASED OP
Aljobros how we feeling?
post pic of her
my mum had me mid-40s
It was a mistake, that's all I'll say b
picksbro where you at
solve this riddle and you'll get the link
the streams flow eastward, lively
what do you think megan's butthole smells like lads?
Hey guys,
I'm looking for a link to the fights, got friends coming over and I can't risk failing them again. I'm late on rent and can't afford to buy the PPV this time around.
Thanks in advance.
>no Lisa curse tonight
yeah my picks are locked
lets go mustache
vinc pichel is 39?
wtf?
he's fought since 2009 but only has like 16 fights, what's gone on?
Based boomer walkout
Madsen chads stand up
poop
>40 YEAR OLD PROSPECT
kek m8 ur not winning shit
Who cares I want to jam my cock in her
>american cuisine
yeh the clean cut boomer look doesn't fit the name anymore
HERE WE FUCKING GO BROS
Good little sissyclitty who deserves to get your daily dose of old man cum~ Grindrfagwhoreslut! Y-yes that's you ^~^ BBC is waiting in the ghetto you have to go! Y-you will get paid! O-or y-you do it for free :3 Good sissy! Fagdeathmatch in a cage, fuck for several days without food and water and and live on poop then die :3 Sissyclittygrindrfagwhorefreak! ^^ Take bbc and just jerk jerk suck suck and get screwed~ >//< The Sissyclittyditty must have its share :3 Old man cock all day :3 cute anime music!!!! wake up at 2 pm on a weekday after edgy sissy hypno clitty porno streak all night ^^ eat some of mommy's food googoogaga~ mommy why are you cryyying ;3 do you want a huggy from your little girly (boy) gagooo o--o-okay time to cuuuuuuuuutepost>< h-h-h-hi g-guys i am a cuuute girlboy;3 mmm horny time time to jerk off to bbc hypno clitty sissyporno~ and look at daddys with hairy old man sacks ;333333333 googoogaga it's leaking sperm in my little sissyprincess bed ;33 mommmyyyy hihi there came sperm with the pee and poo~ You are cute >< and horny ^^ Do you have a thingy for dirty diaper diarrhea daddy dick orrrr:33 Fuck with daddies in diapers today?~ :3 Poor sissy is getting bullied in the thread ^^ getting cranky and mad! Sissy not happy >< sissy stomping on the floor don't want to wear diaper!!! Daddy grumpy when sissy pees on his floor and his dogs lick up the sissyjuice ^^ gets horny Doggy and fuck fagwhoreslut in asshole ;3 You in the picture boywhore!! Guy but looks like girl!!’ Feminine and slutty for big negrococks and poop ^^ trashy toilet tranny ^_^ :3 Soon you're riding horny diaper daddies at sauna club gangbang high on Acid >< Golden shower in the shower drink pozzed old man pee air out the sissyfarts :3 princesspoopsmell ^^ Sissyclitty! :3 It's time for you to give birth soon! Don't forget you have to go to the hospital for your boybirth so you can fart poop all over the hospital. Is dirty diaper daddy coming with? :333
dog
the ole fingertips peppered with sweat Hazmat bros
did you do your balls? i never do mine but if looks weird if you dont. but idk how bcs i always end up nicking them a lot and then i get pissed off and stop halfway
I haven't taken any pics cuz I don't wanna creep her out
Don't know her socials
Anyway I can find those out?
anri
pay your respects to this genius easy money
LOST TO CLAY GUIDA IN 2021
KINO STARTS NOW
ALL HEEMS
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
LETS GO
frfr, that's exactly what i thought bro
>domino's
she's getting dicked down by the weekend manager
m'hawlg
placed my finances on him winning like he said on embedded. If he loses I'll sue him
Reminder that Madsen robbed old Clay Guida and he's 36. Don't hop on the hype train.
idk
Fuck Dana
Let's fucking go Vinc
use your time to earn rent money instead of watching ufc
sex with anri's boobies
Madsen beat guida in a split decision. He’s a bum
I just put nair on my balls and it all melts off in 10 minutes. shaving not worth the ouchies
Her nudes are glorious
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one more reason to root for aljo
Great Value Cub Swanson
Either TKZ or Burns fuck him, idiot
Just pretend you're taking a selfie kek
it's going to be bad prelims bad main
>both guys coming out to ac/dc
BOOMER FIGHT
Ian is actually pretty good, not as good as early Conor but why heem made it sound like he was a can?
A garden of roses on a cold summer noon
boomer matchup
This for sure
t.used to work pizza place
Fuck you, Sven.
beast of a peach of a dime b
Based AC/DC boomers.
Ok hold on, now THIS, THIS is a walk out song
*sips*
heard of this khamzat dude today, is he good?
wtf he looks like Hans Moleman
Based boomer banger incoming
Finally, the real matches can start
what does vegemite taste like? Pretty sure an ethnic grocery store near me has them
BOOMERBOWL
We got a real boomer fight boys.
based boomer walkouts
Why the fuck would it be cold at noon during summer?
you guys know that streaming site we all use?
does it have 10x the popup ads today than it has for the last 3+ years because this is retarded
please tell me this event won't have any faggot Ukraine pandering.
looks like my uncles
Whatever happened to her, I feel like it has been years since I last busted a nut to her jiggling ass and thighs.
bellend
>this guys such a gamer
???
what did felder mean by this
HIGHWAY TO HELL
top kek this
Sir where can I find more and potentially nudes
>just taking a selfie with my pizza haha
That might work user, I'll try that
>you now remember the mug that put 300k on amanda in her last fight
I was thinking Mexican Sean Strickland
>double ACDC walkout
BASED
How comfy is this thread?
The other one is pretty cosy, ngl b.
ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL
Battle of the sip
Ppl from Denmark, Sweden, Finland etc usually have better English than most Americans. Our exchange student from Sweden said all their tv shows are not dubbed so they grow up bilingual essentially.
Ideal build
>back to back boomer walkout
I've been had. AGAIN. HOW DO I KEEP FALLING FOR IT?!?!
boomer bros we got this
> mfw back to back AC/DC walkouts
legit looks like my mom
...
Her nudes are glorious
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HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS VINC PICHEL GUY WHO IS HEEEE?=????
God i want to punch her tits with my dick.
>2 ACDC walkouts
*sips*
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>two AC/DC walkouts
she did hardcore for several years nigga
I knew what it was still I clicked
he's a racist incel
Candy robbs, don't know about nudes
shit nigguh
>tfw dicklet and could never satisfy this thicc goddess with my 4 or so inches
why even live bros?
nah he's a no hoper
alright ac/dc!!!
he plays elden ring
Bon Scott beats Brian Jonson bodes well. Based boomercore
same but the blade was a bit dull and it was painful
He says nigger a lot
BOUT TIME THESE ZOOMERS LEARN BOUT THE MAN CODE
i only have a vid of her giving a sloppy blowy
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candyrobbs is her name
easy win Pichelchads
Feels good
Both chose ACDC for their walkout songs. Are these guys gonna tongue kiss?
what is it
I thought we all agreed to watch with the commentary muted.
>Comfy thread
>No porn
Pretty uncomfy
I have an electric razor specifically for shaving my pubes, balls and ass.
I'M ON A
how fucking tiny is she?
He's a gamer, he's a baller, he's a playmaker, and a shot caller
Fucking yikes I have bigger hips than this yellow submarine
fuck off, no one wants to migrate to some dead thread
>HIIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL
ublock origin
dont thank me
why are you such a faggot?
That moustache is fucking legendary
*sips*
Yep. They don't make em like ACCA DACCA anymore lads.
based
Schaub would kill both of these cans in one minute total.
>Lancaster, CA
he definitely looks like it
i dont shave and barely trim at all
they dont care
HIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL
fake cub looking fucker
would date and blow all my cash just to fuck her a couple of times
ITS REAL BOOMER HOURS
HIGHWAY TO H*CK
will there be heems...?
Fuck you, pussy. I'm hilarious.
They're both based.
like shit, don't bother.
who? the priests?
Game meaning always ready and willing
>electric razor
>not depilating cream
cringe
Bruce Buffer is an American treasure.
>WE
>AAAAAAARRRRRRREE
>LLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEEE
HIGHWAY TO HELL
what an uncoordinated ass shake at the end
Thunderstruck > Highway to Hell
If you don’t like dad rock you’re a certifiable faggot.
announcers talking about little Caesars. Guess it's not meant to be bro.move on fast for your own sake.
Like joey b
like concentrated yeast extract
WEE ARE LIIIIVVEEE. EVERYBODY, HAVE A GREAT MAIN CARD.
low test
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which one of you is responsible for this? have some respect
incels on sp shave their dicks and dont get laid
THE Olympian?!?!?
How good is this card so far?
>le 37 year old prospect
>real men
>real music
>real fighting
now this is MMA
What up, heemers? Just got home from watching my MLB team beat their arch rivals.
How were the prelims? Thanks in advance.
Wish tonight's card had heavier fighters.
australians be like
acka dacka mate
there are cazzies in this thread, reading this right now
khamzat will win by jumping flying knee meng style
cap it slap it
IKIMASHOOOOOOOOUUUU
shit
NOOOOO NOT AGAIN
WE
Why do I feel like Vinc is going to goof everyone's picks right off the bat
Madsen has 0 striking and questionable cardio so this will be interesting.
you always have the option to not be autistic
Revved hoe
very based name desu senpai
Is that Cub Swanson's uncle?
she's mindbroken
oh yeah she mad
its been alright, some fun moments and some shit ones
>tfw when no disciple life
bitch you just lost a fight stay off the net
I'm your huckleberry b
that performance doesn't show hard work
>That mustache makes him look like what he really is
kinda racist, Joe
HEEEEEEEEEEEEM
most of the thread is cazzie
tittles
>knowing you will never make megan laugh like joey b
how do i get over this sadness lads?
spread it thin over toast with a decent amount of butter
>hardest worker
on a dick perhaps
Worst card of the year
its gonna be hard bro
Domino's new 3 dollars off for carry-out means I get a medium 2-topping and chicken for less than 10 bucks
I go every heem day
This. I never shave my pubes.
Madsen is boring as fuck.
This will be a decision
Back in Black Lives Matter
Self-confidence is great unless it's unearned.
>posts bamhole on the internet
>I live a disciples life
Off brand chips taste just as good as the brand names bros.. wtf
who's this vick pickel guy? is he a french?
salt
literally me right now
ARE
I respect this man's moustache
Do you look at the other guy's eyes when you're fighting? or is it more of a neck chest stare?
based retarded frogposters
Her butthole is VERY mediocre
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sadly mark loses tonight
Only watched Garry and Hernandez, their opponents were mediocre.
holy fucking seethe LMFAO
Take this down immediately. My lawyer has sued 23 people this week alone. Don't test me.
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wee (that's yes in French for all you anglophones)
Jesus Christ Dana Fuck You
this guy sure is proud about losing in the olympics
Sirs?
Mike Tyson said he looked at the hands because their eyes can't punch you. Logic seems sound to me.
I would've gpne with back in black desu, but they all good
not clicking
hoes get the rope
kek
would wmma be better if the girls were like this?
>People @KayHansenMMA follows or mentioned can reply
KWAB
Weak mind confirmed
>thought it was gaypornshit again
>was real
BASED
SEXSEXSEX
Lol madsen always makes this dumb ass face when he feints
Sexsexsex
LET'S GO BRANDON
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don't click this lads. it's scat anal. i'm going to save you the anguish i'm currently experiencing
i mean it is true i cannot argue with wiki trol editor here
LIVE
>undefeated with 10 fights
>40 years old
How the fuck is that possible, did he start his career at 30?
for me its thunderbird
imagine paying a hunnerd bucks for this
what?
kek the UFC 273 wikipedia page says Gilbert Burns vs Cumshot Chimaev
I can save her
It can happen
I'm not trying to blow smoke here, but having recently spent time in other spee threads, /heem/ heems them all. I'm talking KOs.
I hope Putin goes after you next
based cub swanson doppelganger
Just wrestle him dummy.
who does joe root for when there's no black guy?
I'm sure I licked that out in a Syndey nightclub last year.
did swanson copy pichel or did pichel copy swanson?
hard to save her when she's vacuum sealed onto every cock she passes
how user? do you live the disciple life?
I know a milf who looks like her, im so in love bros
>Silver olympic medalist in wrestling
>dont use wrestling
I simultaneously love and hate women so much it physically hurts
Why does he come across as so fucking dumb but he's in fact not at all? Some many quotable quotes like this.
You think this disrespect is funny? Come to Allstars in town, I'll literally rape and murder you. We can even stream it for /heem/
well clearly it didn't work the first time
My stream died. Help a fellow heemer out with a new one
good one joe
he's the white yoel in that way
wowwww he kicked his leg holllly shittttttt
how is she not 40+?
WATCH OUT MOTHERFUCKER
he claims he doesn't want to bore us with wrestlefucking but his patter patter striking is just as bad
Where can I watch