UFC 273 GAMETHREAD #9

>168382782743.jpg
can i get a quick rundown on this guy?

all 5 of them?

madsen gonna beat the shit out of this guy

*sips*
Now THIS is a walk out song

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I want to be loved by a tough mma girl.

to see if I still feel...

i wish TKZ would go back to old hair

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We get it you’re an Olympian now stfu

BASED OP

Aljobros how we feeling?

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post pic of her

my mum had me mid-40s
It was a mistake, that's all I'll say b

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picksbro where you at
solve this riddle and you'll get the link
the streams flow eastward, lively

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what do you think megan's butthole smells like lads?

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Hey guys,

I'm looking for a link to the fights, got friends coming over and I can't risk failing them again. I'm late on rent and can't afford to buy the PPV this time around.

Thanks in advance.

>no Lisa curse tonight
yeah my picks are locked

lets go mustache

vinc pichel is 39?
wtf?

he's fought since 2009 but only has like 16 fights, what's gone on?

Based boomer walkout

Madsen chads stand up

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poop

>40 YEAR OLD PROSPECT
kek m8 ur not winning shit

Who cares I want to jam my cock in her

>american cuisine

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yeh the clean cut boomer look doesn't fit the name anymore

HERE WE FUCKING GO BROS

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dog

the ole fingertips peppered with sweat Hazmat bros

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did you do your balls? i never do mine but if looks weird if you dont. but idk how bcs i always end up nicking them a lot and then i get pissed off and stop halfway

I haven't taken any pics cuz I don't wanna creep her out
Don't know her socials
Anyway I can find those out?

anri

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pay your respects to this genius easy money

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LOST TO CLAY GUIDA IN 2021

KINO STARTS NOW
ALL HEEMS
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
LETS GO

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frfr, that's exactly what i thought bro

>domino's
she's getting dicked down by the weekend manager

m'hawlg

placed my finances on him winning like he said on embedded. If he loses I'll sue him

Reminder that Madsen robbed old Clay Guida and he's 36. Don't hop on the hype train.

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idk

Fuck Dana

Let's fucking go Vinc

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use your time to earn rent money instead of watching ufc

sex with anri's boobies

Madsen beat guida in a split decision. He’s a bum

I just put nair on my balls and it all melts off in 10 minutes. shaving not worth the ouchies

Her nudes are glorious
i.imgur.com/dTmeC71.mp4

one more reason to root for aljo

Great Value Cub Swanson

Either TKZ or Burns fuck him, idiot

Just pretend you're taking a selfie kek

it's going to be bad prelims bad main

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>both guys coming out to ac/dc
BOOMER FIGHT

Ian is actually pretty good, not as good as early Conor but why heem made it sound like he was a can?

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A garden of roses on a cold summer noon

boomer matchup

This for sure
t.used to work pizza place

Fuck you, Sven.

beast of a peach of a dime b

Based AC/DC boomers.

Ok hold on, now THIS, THIS is a walk out song
*sips*

heard of this khamzat dude today, is he good?

wtf he looks like Hans Moleman

Based boomer banger incoming

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Finally, the real matches can start

what does vegemite taste like? Pretty sure an ethnic grocery store near me has them

BOOMERBOWL

We got a real boomer fight boys.

based boomer walkouts

Why the fuck would it be cold at noon during summer?

you guys know that streaming site we all use?

does it have 10x the popup ads today than it has for the last 3+ years because this is retarded

please tell me this event won't have any faggot Ukraine pandering.

looks like my uncles

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Whatever happened to her, I feel like it has been years since I last busted a nut to her jiggling ass and thighs.

bellend

>this guys such a gamer
???
what did felder mean by this

HIGHWAY TO HELL

top kek this

Sir where can I find more and potentially nudes

>just taking a selfie with my pizza haha
That might work user, I'll try that

>you now remember the mug that put 300k on amanda in her last fight

I was thinking Mexican Sean Strickland

>double ACDC walkout
BASED

How comfy is this thread?

The other one is pretty cosy, ngl b.

ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL

Battle of the sip

Ppl from Denmark, Sweden, Finland etc usually have better English than most Americans. Our exchange student from Sweden said all their tv shows are not dubbed so they grow up bilingual essentially.

Ideal build

>back to back boomer walkout

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I've been had. AGAIN. HOW DO I KEEP FALLING FOR IT?!?!

boomer bros we got this

> mfw back to back AC/DC walkouts

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legit looks like my mom

...

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Her nudes are glorious
i.imgur.com/dTmeC71.mp4

HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS VINC PICHEL GUY WHO IS HEEEE?=????

God i want to punch her tits with my dick.

>2 ACDC walkouts
*sips*

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>two AC/DC walkouts

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she did hardcore for several years nigga

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I knew what it was still I clicked

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he's a racist incel

Candy robbs, don't know about nudes

shit nigguh

>tfw dicklet and could never satisfy this thicc goddess with my 4 or so inches

why even live bros?

nah he's a no hoper

alright ac/dc!!!

he plays elden ring

Bon Scott beats Brian Jonson bodes well. Based boomercore

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same but the blade was a bit dull and it was painful

He says nigger a lot

BOUT TIME THESE ZOOMERS LEARN BOUT THE MAN CODE

i only have a vid of her giving a sloppy blowy
i.imgur.com/dTmeC71.mp4

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candyrobbs is her name

easy win Pichelchads

Feels good

Both chose ACDC for their walkout songs. Are these guys gonna tongue kiss?

what is it

I thought we all agreed to watch with the commentary muted.

>Comfy thread
>No porn
Pretty uncomfy

I have an electric razor specifically for shaving my pubes, balls and ass.

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I'M ON A

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how fucking tiny is she?

He's a gamer, he's a baller, he's a playmaker, and a shot caller

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Fucking yikes I have bigger hips than this yellow submarine

fuck off, no one wants to migrate to some dead thread

>HIIIIIIIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL

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ublock origin
dont thank me

why are you such a faggot?

That moustache is fucking legendary

*sips*
Yep. They don't make em like ACCA DACCA anymore lads.

based

Schaub would kill both of these cans in one minute total.

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>Lancaster, CA

he definitely looks like it

i dont shave and barely trim at all
they dont care

HIIIIIIGHWAY TO HELL

fake cub looking fucker

would date and blow all my cash just to fuck her a couple of times

ITS REAL BOOMER HOURS

HIGHWAY TO H*CK

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will there be heems...?

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Fuck you, pussy. I'm hilarious.

They're both based.

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like shit, don't bother.

who? the priests?

Game meaning always ready and willing

>electric razor
>not depilating cream
cringe

Bruce Buffer is an American treasure.
>WE
>AAAAAAARRRRRRREE
>LLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEEE

HIGHWAY TO HELL

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what an uncoordinated ass shake at the end

Thunderstruck > Highway to Hell

If you don’t like dad rock you’re a certifiable faggot.

announcers talking about little Caesars. Guess it's not meant to be bro.move on fast for your own sake.

Like joey b

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like concentrated yeast extract

WEE ARE LIIIIVVEEE. EVERYBODY, HAVE A GREAT MAIN CARD.

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low test

twitter.com/KayHansenMMA/status/1512968701317890053

which one of you is responsible for this? have some respect

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incels on sp shave their dicks and dont get laid

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THE Olympian?!?!?

How good is this card so far?

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>le 37 year old prospect

>real men
>real music
>real fighting
now this is MMA

What up, heemers? Just got home from watching my MLB team beat their arch rivals.

How were the prelims? Thanks in advance.

Wish tonight's card had heavier fighters.

australians be like
acka dacka mate

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there are cazzies in this thread, reading this right now

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khamzat will win by jumping flying knee meng style
cap it slap it

IKIMASHOOOOOOOOUUUU

shit

NOOOOO NOT AGAIN

WE

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Why do I feel like Vinc is going to goof everyone's picks right off the bat

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Madsen has 0 striking and questionable cardio so this will be interesting.

you always have the option to not be autistic

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Revved hoe

very based name desu senpai

Is that Cub Swanson's uncle?

she's mindbroken

oh yeah she mad

its been alright, some fun moments and some shit ones

>tfw when no disciple life

bitch you just lost a fight stay off the net

I'm your huckleberry b

that performance doesn't show hard work

>That mustache makes him look like what he really is

kinda racist, Joe

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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most of the thread is cazzie

tittles

>knowing you will never make megan laugh like joey b
how do i get over this sadness lads?

spread it thin over toast with a decent amount of butter

>hardest worker
on a dick perhaps

Worst card of the year

its gonna be hard bro
Domino's new 3 dollars off for carry-out means I get a medium 2-topping and chicken for less than 10 bucks
I go every heem day

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This. I never shave my pubes.

Madsen is boring as fuck.
This will be a decision

Back in Black Lives Matter

Self-confidence is great unless it's unearned.

>posts bamhole on the internet
>I live a disciples life

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Off brand chips taste just as good as the brand names bros.. wtf

who's this vick pickel guy? is he a french?

salt

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literally me right now

ARE

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I respect this man's moustache

Do you look at the other guy's eyes when you're fighting? or is it more of a neck chest stare?

based retarded frogposters

Her butthole is VERY mediocre
i.imgur.com/dTmeC71.mp4

sadly mark loses tonight

Only watched Garry and Hernandez, their opponents were mediocre.

holy fucking seethe LMFAO

Take this down immediately. My lawyer has sued 23 people this week alone. Don't test me.

Fortune favors the brave is brought to you by crypto.com

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wee (that's yes in French for all you anglophones)

Jesus Christ Dana Fuck You

this guy sure is proud about losing in the olympics

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Sirs?

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Mike Tyson said he looked at the hands because their eyes can't punch you. Logic seems sound to me.

I would've gpne with back in black desu, but they all good

not clicking

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hoes get the rope

kek

would wmma be better if the girls were like this?

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>People @KayHansenMMA follows or mentioned can reply

KWAB
Weak mind confirmed

>thought it was gaypornshit again
>was real
BASED
SEXSEXSEX

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Lol madsen always makes this dumb ass face when he feints

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Sexsexsex

LET'S GO BRANDON
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don't click this lads. it's scat anal. i'm going to save you the anguish i'm currently experiencing

i mean it is true i cannot argue with wiki trol editor here

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LIVE

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>undefeated with 10 fights
>40 years old
How the fuck is that possible, did he start his career at 30?

for me its thunderbird

imagine paying a hunnerd bucks for this

what?

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kek the UFC 273 wikipedia page says Gilbert Burns vs Cumshot Chimaev

I can save her

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It can happen

I'm not trying to blow smoke here, but having recently spent time in other spee threads, /heem/ heems them all. I'm talking KOs.

I hope Putin goes after you next

based cub swanson doppelganger

Just wrestle him dummy.

who does joe root for when there's no black guy?

I'm sure I licked that out in a Syndey nightclub last year.

did swanson copy pichel or did pichel copy swanson?

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hard to save her when she's vacuum sealed onto every cock she passes

how user? do you live the disciple life?

I know a milf who looks like her, im so in love bros

>Silver olympic medalist in wrestling
>dont use wrestling

I simultaneously love and hate women so much it physically hurts

Why does he come across as so fucking dumb but he's in fact not at all? Some many quotable quotes like this.

You think this disrespect is funny? Come to Allstars in town, I'll literally rape and murder you. We can even stream it for /heem/

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well clearly it didn't work the first time

My stream died. Help a fellow heemer out with a new one

good one joe

he's the white yoel in that way

wowwww he kicked his leg holllly shittttttt

how is she not 40+?

WATCH OUT MOTHERFUCKER

he claims he doesn't want to bore us with wrestlefucking but his patter patter striking is just as bad

Where can I watch