Times when James/AVGN was an absolute fucking retard

>DURR WHAT HOT DOG AERIAL!?!?

2. Slang One who performs showy, often dangerous stunts, as in skiing or surfing.
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(Americans invented this term too yet even I knew it)

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AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

most people who arent into sports dont know that term retard.

>Times when James/AVGN was an absolute fucking retard
That time he sulked for years because his shitty movie about his internet character didn't lead to Hollywood calling. Now that was pretty fucking retarded.

It's a doggy dog world.

he's playing a character you idiot
james probably knows what that is or can google it but it's funnier if his boomer nerd persona doesn't and makes a bad joke about it

WHAT WAS HE THINKING?

When he made a movie where a white girl has to kiss a nigger.

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>he's playing a character you idiot

He's really not

based

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Wasn't she secretly a bitch?

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That bitch sounds like a crazy cunt

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thats his wife not the girl in the video. retard

yes, and?

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Reminder James has admitted he went to a special ed school. He may in fact be one of the most famous and successful literal retards of all time.

yeah mhm mhm

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seeing this clip and other stuff mike has been in lately makes me think that he has really outgrown this shit. is he having a crisis of meaning?

Cat tit bingo

he's becoming one of them.

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What's he going to do, get a job?

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do they browse Yea Forums?
i think in the recent tmnt episode that were using the word "kino" and kinda laughing about it

SILVER SURFER SUCKS

>mfw it's actually the best shmup on NES

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yes. post too.
the kino part was intentional.

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>the kino part was intentional.
yeah it felt that way. that's pretty cool though

I dunno, but i would make love with that pink hat qt non stop

literally everyone says that in every thread

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not bad tits for a guy

no, he went to special ed for nearly a decade. it's not a character

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Refusing to see Ghostbusters

this isn't times where james was based

only that fat faggot queeran posts here

It’s pretty clearly a character. And not a character in the same way as the nostalgia critic is a “character”

Yeah I'm sure James has huge anger issues in real life and constantly breaks items in his house when he gets mad.

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Is his character meant to be Jewish by any chance?

>the nostalgia critic
worst character ever

Imagine unironically marrying someone like this.

>being this retarded

have sex

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u mad jamse?

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what's so funny?

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Why would he have to? Cinemassacre is his channel.

Damn, that little girl looks just like James!

james rocking that Big Rigs style

He used to play a big role in the writing and other behind the scenes stuff, but now Screenwave handles all of that so he just sticks around for the money and e-fame.

that boomer tattoo and metallica t-shirt

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you do know mike stoklasa has a trampstamp right?

At least James has two white children, so he is already better than 99% of Yea Forums

Why does his wife have 18 inch arms?
James actually looks decent in a boomer kind of way here.

>Why does his wife have 18 inch arms?
that's your average mom

proof

This is what inspired you to make a thread? Hot dog airiels?

she white

Me on the bottom right

he transitions well

This, unironically. Yes his anger is exaggerated when he breaks the games and everything, but the observations themselves about why the games suck have clearly always derived from his own mind, and Mike's. Everything he says as the Nerd that isn't very obviously exaggerated anger is something he could just as easily say as James, especially back in the beginning when James himself was generally dissatisfied with life. I love the guy but he definitely doesn't have the self-awareness or intelligence to make a character with that much nuance.

He was pretty fucking retarded when he signed over his entire brand to a bunch of fat fucks and let his cunt whore of a wife boss him around. What a shitload of fuck and suck!

>both are daughters

The whole thing about how impossible it is the land the plane in Top Gun when the dashboard at the bottom of the screen literally tells you which buttons to press

What do you think Mrs. Nerd think of el loco bandito comic series?

Any time he thought including another character in an episode was a good idea.

Eh, it worked in the Spider-Man and Batman reviews, but that was when AVGN was still good.

very racist

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Freaking out cuz a lot of the fights in King of the Monsters were in the dark