UFC 273 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #8

Camon weeks just blacksplode already stop getting pieced

This is essentially Poirrier vs McGregor

anyone else stopped watching the fight a while back
this has been shit

Poor Garry is bleeding from his nose

the post fight interview is going to be iconic

Fuck Dana

GARRY SUCKS

FIRST FOR BUSSY

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throat goat thread yeah throat goat thread

Stanko

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sex with ian garry

weeks 30-27 garry boy cant escape the jesus neanderthal hybrid fighting for time

Hope you didn’t miss that her nudes leaked
i.imgur.com/dTmeC71.mp4

What a terrible night to choose UFC

this is the next mcgregor kek

heem

10/10 job by Gary's corner. Was a close fight until that advice

man weeks is a boring useless cunt, why do people come in to fight and just do nothing and accept a loss?

Pussy is fleeting, /heem/ is forever.

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hey guys can i get a link to the fights? ^_^

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yeah you wish dicklet lmao

kys

Lmao at these assholes who thought it’s be a finish, send him back to the early prelims

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nah i got herpes on my pp and im good

Shades of McGregor Mayweather as well

literally zero finishing instinct, will never be champ without khabib style politics

30-26 Weeks

SNÄLLA kom till Allstars inne i stan så ska jag bokstavligen slå dig sönder och samman så att du aldrig kan breva "pysen" i tråden igen. Vi kan lajvströmma det inför /heem/ om du vill. Jag kommer bryta vartenda ben i kroppen på dig. J/N? Jag är där måndagar, onsdagar, torsdagar och lördagar. Har bättre saker för mig på fredagar. Kom till Allstars om du vill gå några rundor mot mig. Jag kommer heema dig så hårt att du slutar vara en vidrig spammare. Erbjudandet kvarstår och vi kan lajvströmma det. Som sagt, inte i Minecraft utan i ringen. Snacka inte skit om du inte ens tränar MMA och inte ens vågar slåss mot mig. Jag har kört regelbundet i snart 14 år och skulle totalt stampa sönder dig

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Every prelim fight up to this one at least had something happen that made it worth watching. I have a feeling the main event won't be all that exciting

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Someone post the webm of Dustin Poirier serving his wife a glass of pepsi with cheese on the side in his undies

gayrry vs weaks

fool me once...you aint gonna fool me again

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garry is going to be hcampion
great takedown defence
great striking
great lenght
the future goat

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is 273 starting now?

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>nose bloody
>touch bloody nose with glove
>punch opponent into face
does herpes count as a significant strike

asg

not unless severeyly immunocompromised

Imagine your surname being Garry and your parents naming you Ian.

Circumcised?

Competitive fight

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OHHHH GARRY THE HERPES
OHHHH GARRY THE HERPES
OHHHH GARRY THE HERPES

Zombie won't be happy with a loss tonight considering the title implications

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What a beast, going the distance with THE Weeks

i fucking watch everyone of them for the last 15 years fuck this one sucks though

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legit anime tier coach

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>Ian Garry is the future
grim

disgusting small mouth grandma faced alien name bitch

>The Garry volume on full display tonight

wow what a limp fight

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Ok fuck this I’m goinng to bed

kept waiting for the a black guy to show up at the end

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DAMN CONOR FIGHTS LIKE THAT?!?!?

Reminds me of Carlos Ulberg's last fight

One of the Irish anons has to bite the bullet and infect Garry with AIDS. Do it for all of us

this is the new mcgregor?

Shit fight

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>DOMINATES the DARIAN

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Broadcast shilling the irish sissy so hard. this could very well be a 2-1 weeks

WIN OR LOSE
GUARANTEED

literally the worst outcome possible for that matchup
jizzy esque performance

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Tiocfaidh ár lá

exhilarating
thrilling
high level
skilful

this fight was none of those things

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cant stand "rustic" fags, this whole thing would be 1000% better if he diced things properly but it doesnt suit his teen girl IG aesthetic so it has to be le rustic and chunky uneven

>im not looking for attention, guys

Bros I can’t stop heeming this bag of Funyuns, I’m way too stoned

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So Garry is just Wonderboy but worse in every way

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Thats just Ireland for you

He's a worse Darren "Toilet" Till.

this bitch name Alfie lmao

did this fucker rub garlic on the toast like it was a rubber?

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Glorified sparring

wait you can get 100 dollars if you bet correctly on sportsbook?

More like Mickey the Fall n'amsayin

I liked the fight

>Irish
I get pretty weak for that accent, ngl bros

5'11" and 6" look the fucking same stupid womeeeeen

I know we’re meming because he’s insufferable, but that’s a good showing for Gary.

yes damn

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fuck me they shouldve had chimaev fight garry and then fight burns in co main

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Damn Conor runs away like that?!

shit fights

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DUDE

lol

UD? fucking UFC trying to fasttrack him to a title shot

INCOMING CRINGE

looks like a dude

Remember when Conor fought somebody who was 0-1 in the UFC and spent the entire fight staring at him and waiting for counters???

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IT'S LOIKE A WOISE MAN ONCE SAID LA

FUCKING CRINGE FUCK GAY-RIE

it's gonna end up be Khamzat Rahkmonov isn't it?

THE future????

Snackbros...
Farofinha all the way

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volk wins
khamzat wins
yan wins

you can go to bed now

In many ways, Garry lost.

The main card is late?

WARNING DO NOT CLICK ON SWEDE FLAGS

>this is the state of the PooFC
oh no no no MMGay bros...

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Jfc project escapes

WHATS UP JACKSONVILLE!!!!!!!

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I'm no longer hugless

Why those diabolical looking mushrooms and not meat

why is anik interviewing? rogan on piss break?

>WHAT'S UP JACKSONV - ACK

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comfybros...

HOLY CRINGE FUCK WHITE PEOPLE ARE SOOOOOO CRINGE HOLY FUCK I AM CRINGGGGINGGGG

Incoming cringe

umm, what's going on here?

>Chanterelles

Please stop my penis is too erect, I'm gonna pass out. Best mushroom, food of the gods, iykyk

>what's up [place]
stop doing that

this shit is pathetic.

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ANIK MAD LOL

holy shit this paddy is fucking cringe

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WHERE IS JOE??

U FINNA SHIT NIGGUH

mute

They switched to anik for the interview?

I hate this faggot so much it's unreal

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Weeks is my new boy IF we see him again
poor Ian Garry lad tho aww man

I thought weeks won but I’m high and slightly drunk

Shut the FUCK up you homo

chimaev chokes this bum in 5 seconds

Garry might legitimately be retarded, holy fucking cringe

No soul

>WHAT'S UP [CITY]

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based Ian GODry heems Cumshot

Thought it was gonna reveal her as a tranny kek

Cheers foodbrothers

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IAN GARRY DESTROYS SHAVKAT

SHAVKAT DUCKING IAN GARRY

Hoyl fucking cringe

Whats up heem

Wank break over Garry the Autistic Man

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should I take another 10 mg edible

Women are an embarrassment.

kek

THE NEW Conor?!

why isn't Joe doing the interview? scared of the herp?

OLAY OLAY OLAY OLAY
IRELAND STAND UP
LETS FUCKING GO

thats a yikes laddy

fuck this guy is cringe as fuck

kek @ anik's xenomorph skull

lmao anik

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WHY ISNT ROGAN INTERVIEWING

who dat?

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So many proud Irish-Americans representing their culture, a beautiful thing to see

This shit is cringe af fuckin bum had a boring-ass fight

thats just the same as the other girls, butthole what are you talking bout?

holy fuck this guy is pure project. need to see him heemed cold

ikr, best ever. they grow everywhere here

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Why isn't Rogan in there?

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he went for a shit nigguh

HIS WIFE'S SON

can I please have a stream?

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What's this fellow's views on a united ireland?

Also, does he rape women and want to own a whiskey brand?

I need more answers before investing any energy.

thats a lot o bu'ah

IAN "The Faggot" GARRY

didn't want herpes

I take 300 mg during the Dern fight

Where is Bro Rogan?

Damn she is full of collagen

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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>line them up, I'll knock them out!
just won a pitter-patter decision against a bum

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I don't eat mushrooms mate.

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wtf

this dudes so full of himself

I'M BUSSIN

>I'll knock them out
>can't even knockout some literal who bum they found for him

I hate this guy. Holy fuck. Lmao.

>having a kid with a 40 years old
another irish autist coming to the world

fuck that was cringe

>irish american """"culture"""" consists of chanting ole ole ole at UFC events

Isn't his wife like 40

>the new Conor
>already flushed

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>no one walked into this cage perfect
*ahem*

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WHERE MY CALABASSAS BROS AT B

Ian "The Cold Sore" Garry

This guy has negative charisma

cringe

Is it worth watching the main card? This was pretty abyssmal

Lmao the dumbass just knocked up a 40 year old roastie.

Garry is gonna be everyone's daddy.

>mom said it my turn joe im just as important as you

DADDY GARRY
DADDY IAN
LETS GO

>I’ll knock them out
>Decisions
JUST MAKE CONOR

MY WOIFES SON

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Joe collapsed

when is the main card?

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Banging Torres

cardiac arrest level cringe

who else /f1/ watching this till race

>line em up and I will decision them

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natto is vile

So jealous. We get good ones in the Pacific Northwest, but they're expensive. They are basically cocaine to me, would rather have a perfect chanterelle omelette than sex most of the time

Khamzat would flatline Ian Garry.

*doesn't get a heem*

This sissy point fighter thinks he's going to be the next Conor McGregor?

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where is frankie

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>line up the division
it's time to feed him to Pereira

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Rog Dog had to go get some lines in back real quick

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>live3 dot mmastreams dot cc

and brawling with Dagestanis

Giblert already shook?

Holy shit lads i've just realised how Aljo can win the story tonight

He needs to knee Yan while he's grounded as hard as he can.
If Yan doesn't continue, he can forever call him a bitch and erase his own loss to Yan.
If Yan does continue, he'll be severely compromised and Aljo can win the fight relatively easier.

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shut up cunt

the jewish gaze

Based Anik

How often do you look through that big circle to the left of your field of vision where you see people as distorted monsters? I like to look through that circle to see what people really look like. I know most people just ignore what people are like and what they really look like but I always look through that circle and I can see that people always look like monsters with no skin. I always see people without their skin, their just flesh without clothes, skin. I can see their innermost feelings, but under the skin we are just monsters. I observe the world through what everyone chooses to ignore and I have to see them without their skin. Everyone is a monster. I don't remember when I didn't see them without their skin, like skinned animals. The skinned people without skin walk towards me as I walk along the streets. They are monsters that are all people, and their skin is missing when I look through the special field of vision that everyone chooses not to look but I know it's there because I see that the skin the hide and the outer layers that are supposed to be there are missingNot him but SURE come to Allstars downtown and I will literally beat you to a pulp so you can never breathe "pysen" in the thread again. We can ljvstream it in front of /heem/ if you want. I will break every bone in your body. Y/N? I'll be there Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Got better things to do on Fridays. Come to Allstars if you want to go a few rounds against me. I'm gonna hit you so hard you'll stop being a disgusting spammer. The offer still stands and we can lob it. Like I said, not in Minecraft, but in the ring. Don't talk shit if you don't even train MMA and don't even dare to fight me. I've been running regularly for almost 14 years and would totally stomp you

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wow I hate the english they are so cringe and gay

I hope you die IRL

Ian Garry? Bum with zero good wins.

burns looks beyond shook holy shit

This euphoric motherfucker needs to shut the fuck up after this pathetic display.

15 bings

Narcissismbros... we got too cocky

KHAMZAT SHAVED HIS HEAD. IT'S OGRE BURNSBROS

>O'LE O'LE O'LE O'LEE

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God I'd pay to see this

ian gary is peak cringe

Piss break

Is there a genre better suited for MMA than nu metal?

Any Irish bro can give his opinion on Gary?

uncharismatic tryhards
>stipe
>ian garry
>volk

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Joe Rogan had to take a shit

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PRELIMS HAVE ENDED

>wrestlefuck next then wmma
dana why u do dis

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Poor bastard, utterly humiliated

Burns is literally shitting himself and Khamzat looks like he's walking at the supermarket

strickland-esque in his complete disconnect between performance and pre and post-fight attitude, joe

Link to fights niggers

what phenotype is this

hamzat looking shook

I miss Face the Pain every day

HERPESCHADS WHERE THE FUCK WE AT

DO I GET HIGH OFF MY OWN SUPPLY

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what the actual fuck is this garbage ass product ufc puts out nowadays

i was really hyped for this card and that shit fight unironically managed to dampen some of it

ffs

too much sugar

garry is a long term project. dana would be smart to keep feeding him cans like this. guy only started MMA like 3 years ago.

gawld dawlg

holy genius

LMAO DILBERT ABSOLUTELY SHOOK

I look just like her lol

Damn, Frankie's got a hot wife.

my stream just switched to boxing get this off my telly NOW

I got an album for ya, warning it’s nsfw
imgur.com/dTmeC71

Missed prelims, how were they?

Is Khamzat losing the biggest upset that could happen atm. He seems so hyped.

Bruh in front of all the girls...

annoying cow

this really needs captions bro...

O_o

ahh fuck im shittin nigga

I clicked on it by accident and didn’t see what it is but if it’s that guy fucking that other guy in the ass while shit comes out of his butt again, I’m going to break your legs.

is there is single fucking good fighter from these cursed fucking islands man christ

that is a beautiful suit jacket

Based

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that symphonic orchestra shit rizin had as a first or second

i'm so fried
>see city in the promo
>that looks just like Korea
>it's korea
>i'm watching a korean zombie card
>oh

This Ian Garry kid wants to larp as a new McGregor so bad but the way he speaks is so awkward, contrived and stiff.

based and jadepilled

his gf looks like his daughter

He has autism/assburgers and he fucking sucks

Remember when you almost exterminated them with that whole "famine" thing?

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the flaw in this plan is that he has to get Yan down

Thrash metal and that trans siberian orchestra spooky church music?

anime

KEK

>ukrainians

and they want us all to die protecting this?

Post feet

Stipe is uncharismatic, but he isn't a tryhard. Don't think he gives a shit about people liking him

>Aljio grounding Yan
Already not going to happen

STREAM??

KEK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oleinik fight was pure boomer kino, Gall flatlined, nothing else memorable

every single insta thot is an escort

grimmest event in months
even worse than the january ppv
now post more porn

Jade just isn't the same now that she's 21+ bros

THE yakub descendant?

i thought Aspen being a retard was just a meme?

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Fuck awful m8 didnt miss a thing

>Knew it was going to be extremely cringe so muted ahead of time and didn't hear a single word

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Garry ain't dimes b

You guys aren't using an illegal stream, right?

Who.

yeah it's fine

WE ARE LIVE FREE STREAM
FREE STREAM
FREE STREAM
youtu.be/_qbxYa5v9uU
youtu.be/_qbxYa5v9uU
youtu.be/_qbxYa5v9uU

>PPV intro has sucked for years
>New graphics are the worst it's ever been
Only good thing is the new fight clock graphic

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as expected

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>Yan while he's grounded

user...

kek

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nah because the streamer paid for it legally

ID GIVE EVERYTHING I OWN TO GET A SNIFF

This and then a rematch with grounded knees legal

ai shinozaki

no porn, just tiddies

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LMAO the qt knew this beta was gon fuck it up

Stream!

>josh thompson
based based based

what is "jades" last name

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she genuinely does have a terrible corner. laughable

He was giving the link to Megan nudes

PICK STATUS?

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burns humbled khamshot

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Your UFC 300 main event

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no. to protect this

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you weren't tipped by her name?

ai shinozaki

yeah we are just a few of his mates who gathered round to make a night of it

this faggot has been watching too much anime

so funny ya goof

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based i managed 5 seconds

hot

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He has been training for over 10 years. He will not get better than this.

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>only tuning in for the main card
Holy cazzioly.

shes like 22 pedo

There are nudes you know
imgur.com/dTmeC71

right here b

it was much less cringe than the last interview. only cringe you missed is when he talked about his pregnant 40 year old wife.

B U E N O S A I R E S

>women

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what do you do in this scenario /heem/