UFC 273 [LIVE] GAMETHREAD #7

WOAH HE DIDN'T TAP? WHAT A WARRIOR!!

Pibleton is so corny tho

GAWWWWW CUT THAT FOOT OFF

inshallah it shall be as you say

kumshot gets triangle choked

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Chimaev KO
Zombie Upset

worst fucking card in a while

Herpesbros, it's our time.

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crazy pace from Hernandez
never seen someone so adamant for a guillotine kek

>imagine getting that toenail in your eye

last fight was good

>OH HES HURT
>OH ITS DEEP
>OH ITS TIGHT
>OH HE ROCKED HIM

IT'S DEEP
IT'S REALLY DEEP
IT'S TIGHT
I'M GONNA CUM
THIS IS IT
OOOOOH

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aguante la falopa manga de giles

Your toe aside, where did you get that mug bowl?

gonna make another cup dont have any fun without me fellas

today

The FUCK are those toenails???

I fucking hate when one is chasing a sub and can't fucking get it so is a lay n' pray decision.

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gary save us

>Zombie Upset
PLEASE GOD PLEASE LET IT BE SO

what a bizarre sport for bizarre people

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Robbery

Never heard of Frampt before but I like him, he has heart, weird but apparently effective striking and the sweeps in Round 2 were kino, he just needs to work on TDD and cardio

why are you niggas bitching this card has been fine so far wmma not withstanding and the good stuff hasn't even started yet. hate you faggots

WE NEED MORE HEEEEEMS!

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First round KO b

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who is he?

Only time you’ll feel a wet pussy is when you take a shower.

that last round wasnt a 10-8?

post em

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Who

Last June

Had a good time but my Uncle died the next morning and then she ghosted me

is this dude gonna pop for EPO
where did that cardio come from

Talmbout Ian Garry? The next Conor McGregor?

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>garry loses
>garry wins
either way it's a win for him brand wise

I don't know. Let me ask your mom when was the last time we met up

Fellow bongs, should I start my munchies now or wait til the main event?
Pickled Onion Space Raiders £1 bag, tub strawberries and cream Hagen Daz, bag of Jelly Babies and a peperami wideboy.

PREV

this the guy that subb'd viera

Blonde bitch is shook by the Gregorian bull

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broke up with ex 6 months ago so 6 months

February 26, 2017

>REMEMBER CONOR?

>believes he'll be champion one day
>those tats, that hair, that body shape and that performance
SUUURRREEEEEE MAAATTEEEEE

He's good, his left hook is lethal, Hernandez just put the pressure on and never gave him any space

twitter.com/0reob4by?lang=en
1 reverse image search later

Imagine they do this whole promo for Garry just for him to be heemed.

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why not just go moneyline lol

THE Future??

Its been like a year and a half baka

he got da herp

curious to see where the coldsore will be tonight

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WE'RE NOT HERE TO TAKE PART
WE'RE HERE TO MOVE OVER

WE GOIN TO DA LEAGUE

Came balls deep in some tinder slut One week ago

God i cant fucking stand Ian Garry, soulless faggot

kek a conor spliced promo, there's no winning from here

Pls let him get clipped

Zatdaddy will kill everybody!

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Gary is so fucking high on his own supply. Not a chance he breaks ranking in the UFC

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kay hanssen?

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he has the flabby body type that's somehow correlated with cardio, look at the Diaz bros.

how would a loss doing him any good?

Futurebros...it's time

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I thought he did great for a short notice step in. Those submission escapes were solid.

Last night. Wife.

WE'RE NOT HERE TO TAKE PART
WE'RE HERE TO YIFF OVER

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stream where

few hours ago

Should I let my gf sleep or should I wake her up and fuck her?

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Lol. Cuckold horns.

>beat one can in the UFC
>THE OIRISH ARE TAKIN OVAAAAAHH AGAIN
Settle down cunt. I'd be embarrassed being Conor being used to sell this cunt.

Ian "The GOAT" Garry

Irish ppl are fucking retards.

garry is the best he will win it all.

Who the fuck is the Conor rip off

PUKANA
BLEH

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online

not the first time

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yiff in hell goobyfags

ian gooby is so fucking annoying. getting heemed isn’t enough, i want him dismembered on stream

Mexican genes b

Kek

Henry trained tkz. Its over volk bros.

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH HE'S OUT

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Nice. I'd hang fire until main event fight 2. I've 2 bags of Percy Pigs just waiting for the perfect time to get burst open like Olivi's gagging snatch when Joey's out of town for the weekend.

fuck her during wmma on main retard

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why not both? hehe

Lol they win one fight against some schmuck and then they think they're top of the world

Everyone give your energy to weeks so this knock off gooby can fuck off.

ITS OUR TIME ENGLISH BROS. I LOVE OUR ANGLO PROSPECTS WE SAVED MMA

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Fuck Dana

Innawoods

qrd on ian garry being molested?

let her sleep you dirty bastard

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>BASED

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Muh face was a balleewn

bamhole

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I went to secondary school with Ian Garry AMA

This Weeks nigga got sideburns growing into his ears lel

Digits and Garry gets KTFO

wtf

>genuinely hiding his herpes
kek

Is she a 10/10 in bongland?

How come a bunch of fights got canceled?

his uncle took turns with Dana Whiteberg

I'm rooting for the white guy simple as

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There’s a third option ;)

Ian GODry

is he still gonna be called the future when he's in the tail end of his career?

weeks sells newport singles outside of walmart

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whats the consensus?

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WOW HE CUTS HAIR HES SUCH A FUCKING FIGHTER HOLY SHIT

ЛДST ЬЯШГIM ФЙGHT ДND ГДCT ЧДHCШ ДT ЬIKCS

Alexander Volkanovski vs. 정찬성
Aljamain Sterling vs. Пётp Ян
Gilbert Burns vs. Хaмзaт Чимaeв
Mackenzie Dern vs. Tecia Torres
Vinc Pichel vs. Mark Madsen

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It's not flab m8, theyre conserving water like a camel.

how does this nigga always have herpes, doesn't it go away after some time? just unlucky?

reminder zoomers are mutts

I hope so

Digits and Garry wins by split

garry will lose because of his inexperience soon

THE MAN THIS ENTIRE CARD WAS BUILT AROUND

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What's your favorite cheese

he's irish

Blackness commercial feels like a psyop

she's cute. CUTE.

she seems nice

>soon
yeah in about 10 minutes

built for BWC

1st round submission

Is it really 3 in the morning in Europe

>gut
>no booba

pass

honestly prefered jared the pedo over these black athletes promoting subway

What's wrong with being black?

>I'm here with this fake ass dude that gets no respect
>I should stop reading all social media while I'm with him

JIMMY SUBWAY

Volk
Yan
Хaмзaт Чимaeв
Dern
Madsen

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Good for Aljo he’s going to need it after this beating

By looking at the way she is holding his hand they are both nervous, she is comforting him while comforting herself

LETS GO WEEKS YOU CAN DO IT YOU CAN RESIST THE BRITISH MOLESTOR

Volk
Пeтя
Burns
Torres
Pichel

Looks like a high maintenance cunt.

is that Lucki?

whats not lmao

bitch looks like a mogwai

>You’re just jealous I have a losing streak in the UFC and am an internet whore (walled) at 22

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LEAVE THE PROPER IRISH SISSY TO ME

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using only your tongue could you heem?

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I'm surprised Garry doesn't walkout to Hypnotize

Im sacred clicking on some of the stream links you retards post here. I better not get hac

you fucked up

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dude really just gets a pop for being mcgregor wannabe

Cause they are same with movies and tv

>coming out to Do I Wanna Know
what a fucking normalfag

I prefer my women to have tits. 0/10, would not heem.

no
my tongue gets tired quick
need to train it

volk
yan
khamzat
dern
madsen

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VOLK
YAN
BORZ
Torres
Madsen

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eternal ZYZZBRAH

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>Arctic monkeys walkout
ANGLO BROS KEK

Pretty qt. Lacks in the milk department

I HATE people with furry white tongues. Fucking brush that shit my god
If you have this, know that I think you are an unhygienic slob

she really min maxed that build

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>arctic monkeys
please god let him be heemed

then pay goim

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>tfw no one wants me to post bamhole online
it's tawlf

Holy cope

Just saw Kay Hansen lost her fight. We're definitely seeing her bamhole soon.

Cant wait for peein gayry to get heemed

Somehow Ian Garry is an even more pleb version of O'Malley.

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Megan markle got fat?

Has Conor even address Ian yet?

Eat that carpet and post pics faggot.

>Do I Wanna Know
its are you mine retard

lol

Volk
Aljo
Burns
Dern
Madsen

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Based walkout

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Khamzat Chimaev becoming champ = blue check marks seethe = I'm happy

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yes

she turned the butt slider up and the tits filter all the way down

Its actually R U Mine by Artic Monkeys, not Do I Wanna Know

>5'11.5

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brutal

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If Cumshot loses it's over for Dana

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Sure thing buddy, Khamzat first three-division champion right?

Chad Big Dong beats Alexander "The Gay" Volkanovski.

This card isn't even that bad, wtf are you guys on about?

>tattoos

You could never marry her

Literally any other arctic monkeys album would have been a story win but he chose the cazzie shit album

Fuck Peter "Siberian Midget" Pan
If you like Peter Pan eat shit out of my ass

yeah he said he'd murder him and his entire family

the first time I touched a boob was at an Arctic Monkeys concert when I was 14

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>5'11.5
nigga just be 6 foot lmaooooo like what???

Flat black and disgusting.

I broke my back, My back is broken. shpinal

I on the other hand click malware viruses for fun so hit me with a links streamfags.

blondey is getting knocked out i'm sure of it

Fr lmao

THAT LOOKS DEEP

yeah he put a big 4 minute voicenote thing on Twitter about what a nice counter shot he landed

it's shitposting m8

I like the new design on the screen but the sound effects are starting to piss me off desu. Sounds like some Transformers shit.

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HEEEEEEEEEEEM

>5'11.5
it's just sad to see them add the .5

I ordered pizza and wings and the postmates driver shows up with just wings and the dude is deaf. So I was 10 minutes on my porch watching his retard do facetime sign language with support. Finally he goes back to get my pizza, only to mark the order as delivered when he gets there.

Jesus...

HERB DEAN

Zombie
Yan
Burns
Dern
Madsen

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I would fuck this. I would not think twice.

you know how americans will use "white" to mean sheltered suburbanite liberals? ian garry is the whitest prominent fighter in ufc history.

I submit picks everytime they are posted b
Im well rounded

Already tripping b?

Weeks is gonna beat the shit out of this wannabe

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What has he say about him?

Sam Hyde was right about the deaf

bottom of the visuals hard to see

will he change his nickname to "the present" when he inevitably becomes the champ?

5'11.5

he made them do that right? must be one of us

I hope the gary meme ends here

Pop that bussy Ian lets fucking go

>great body
>cute face
>ruined by tattoos
why do they do this?

I know.
Sorry you are awake for such trash. Volk cards are hit or miss with heem violence. I was at the last Volk fight in Las Vegas. It was fucking awesome.

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i should've put money on weeks

SLAYYYY BITCH

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Knockoff Connor has weird nipples

he went on happy alcoholic ramble on twitter after his debut

you forgot the pic nigga but heres one for you

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Conor has probably bullied so many dweebs like Garry in his life.

Darian months

lets go paddy

is this the garry from garry's mod?

THE GREAT
Aljo
Хaмзaт
Darn
Mad lad

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You got the booster?

Who's this Garry fellow?
Is he the new Conor?
How many favelas would have have burned out back in the olden days on horseback?

King of the manlets confirmed.

정찬성
Пётp Ян
Хaмзaт Чимaeв
Mackenzie Dern
Mark Madsen

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wmma tier thus far

>정찬성
>Пётp Ян
>Хaмзaт Чимaeв
>Mackenzie Dern
>Mark Madsen

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HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody like Ian Garry, not even cazzies

Feel like it’s disrespectful the commentary hasn’t mentioned Schaub yet

perhaps..

Name?

>you can see it just looking at him
Joe . . .

>the size of his back
that was pretty gay paulie

garry is way too passive

Ian Garry would KO Shavkat

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

God I'm gonna have such a good night when you retards have a meltdown to Khamzat getting knocked into the shadow realm

>joe rogan salivating over a black man
classic

VOLK.
Пётp Ян
Хaмзaт "Khumshot" Чимaeв
Tecia Torres
Vinc Pichel

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The bhoy and the boy need to start throwing and stop head movement staring in each others eyes

>garry isn't a conor protege or even an sbg product he's just a random irishman
>still using conor to shill him
coker tier wtf

stop bullying streamlets guys

That'll be a hard pass from me.
It's just I'm not attracted to their purple/dark brown genitalia. Who with me?

never wanna see this faggot fight pleaseeeeee give me wmmaaa already

boo this man

Yeah if by KO you mean suck his cock until he busts on his face

HEEEEEEEEEEM
WHYBOY BTFO

Who calls their child Ian?

another project defeated

I dont remember conor coming up and dancing around gunshy throwing nothing for a round

brian larry

comfybros we're in here

Ian has god tier TDD

Why isn't Weeks throwing???

My favorite think about Ian Larry is he makes you seethe

>madsen (ml)
>yan (ko/tko), khamzat (ko/tko)
>madsen (ml), khamzat (ml), yan (ml)
>khamzat (finish), yan (ml), volk x tkz (goes the distance), dern x torres (goes the distance)

Keep drinking

Khamzat would've finished both of these cans already

Draw (maj)
Draw (maj)
Draw (maj)
Draw (maj)
Draw (maj)

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im one year younger than garry and i feel so mogged

Just tried throwing a kick and I think I pulled something in my thigh

Comfy threads are always fag shit.

he got trex arms

no one in your pathetic thread faggot

where's the link??????

this Ian lad looks so ridiculous in all his movements a huge baby an overgrown toddler he is just a lad from liverpool trynna make it

Why? He's the biggest poofter in the UFC

I am unironically 5'11.5

>it's another "joe rogan comments about a black guy's muscle episode"

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cringe crowd

VolKANnovski
Peter
Chimaev
Derp
Madsen

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keep your chin up champ

Zzzzzzzz

>manscaped
please dont shave your balls.

I don't think I can handle another Garry post fight interview

Pie d'angloys. Its soft, round French cheese with edible rind. Fucking nom

Guarantee this goes to a decision.

Garry is legit

>WAIT 2 WEEKS FOR CARD
>1 HEEM
WHAT THE FUCK DANA

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THE Future?!

black guy is gassed out already

gotta say joe is right about weeks, dudes aesthetic as fuck, most likely on something, reminds me of a smaller Yoel

What would happen if one of the fighers popped a boner mid fight?
Would the referee call timeout?

volk
yan
chamiv
dern
madsen

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who's winning

big if true

10-8 Weeks
Delish

Truly the future.

Shavkat is ducking Ian garry

rogan is a bottom, fremd

Maybe Joe will share him with you

Half my dick is covered in hairs man, don't want her to get infected

kitty kot

the future sucks

jews

Garry is TOO good

zzz...

Only about 90 bings until the real fight starts. Who else is getting hyped?

Well done. You're almost there user.

the bong meme is so cringe

this one is a heem fer sur

James Vick would KO Garry

WE'RE NOT HERE TO TAKE PART, WE'RE HERE TO TAKE OVER

*feints you*

At least when UFC would try to build prospects before they'd give them fighters coming off wins

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Are these niggas both counter fighters? Peach of a matchup

Never trust someone with 2 first names

i haven't eaten cereal in ages bros

Who in here paid for this trash?

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10-9 Weeks, but could have gone either way

Imagine paying for this

No he's just a giant pussy

Garry heems in round 2

She's a baddie

>Just punch him in the face
Thanks coach, here's 20% of my purse

This guy is dogshit. Garry sux.

That's why they wear the cups, doofus

nah i take my bucks one on one

where is he?

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the black ads are a distraction so you buy roundup monsanto are ahead of the game

Ian Garry is essentially Aspen Ladd

>judo black belt
>completely useless in the clinch
good old irish judo

ian is literally conor wow

if you want to be next conor stop point fighting bitch

On the shaft? Really?