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has to be an ad by the guys who make them. I work in an Amazon warehouse and we have a lot of those things, and they fucking suck. Every 10 minutes you have to do minor repairs, and every 5 minutes they stop because something is blocked.
You can also easily snap your fingers off when moving them
where did he drop from?
where the fuck did he come from? it looks like he just used a console command to spawn in the air
damn just seeing that belt gave me ptsd. i dont want to unload the trucks anymore mommy.
>that chink riding the box
I chuckled.
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I've been loading the trucks, that way it's a lot more relaxing. And it's basically playing Tetris, which is fun.
>Amazon warehouse
you poor fuck get out of there
He didn't fly so good
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who was in the wrong here?
Based user, putting holes in their place
heh
i want to be this man
the slow ass woman
One of the cables is wiggling a little at the start so he was probably walking/climbing on it
>spawn point glitches out
I worked at one of their centers for a few months as well. Its not so much that they break but if you spread them too far apart shit gets stuck and causes back ups or smaller packages simply fall through.
They work good when there is like 6 inches between each bar or less but anything wider and the former happens.
>keeps on dancing
legend
wagie wagie, time to wakey!
I interviewed for a HR gig at an amazon warehouse and it was the most surreal interview I've ever had. It was these strange behavioral questions but they were worded in a way that it seemed like the "correct" answer they were looking for implied you were completely reliant on a flowchart to function. They didn't offer enough money so I turned it down.
>Well, we think working at amazon, which is a growing organization on the bleeding edge of business development, is a benefit itself.
>I understand how that could be a benefit, but my time is simply worth more. I remind you that this is an exempt position and the human resources function seldom adheres to regular working hours. I'll need at least fifteen thousand more to even consider the offer.
Weird people at amazon.
>*SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP**SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP**SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP**SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP* *SCHLORP*
god thats so hot i wish i was that girl, if i was her that pretty i would be such a fucking whore, god i want to be a slutty girl
>That text message at the end
Kek
Advice to all young anons stay the fucj away from amazon and aldi.
Still the best thing I've seen this year
Wait, I thought pai-mei's five point palm exploding heart technique was fictional?
based black kid
Kill yourself faggot
>that couple that sees it and starts backing away slowly
lmaooo
if you haven't had this happen to you before then you're probably ugly
/ourgirl/
shoulda downloaded the interview questions beforehand, google star format
What a fucking huge slut.
What does this stance convey
Yes reddit!
Please post more slutty webms
ok retard
Based cheerleader
Nigger rekt
>Dude with a machete
>scroll of Icarian flight.webm
just a prank bro
context
>tfw you mess with the wrong one
I don't get it
same lol
Some bet if his buddies manage to get him hard
me in the grey hoodie
first hit was funny tho
i dont get it
Beat me to it.
Autism
haha I do this too with my friends
I was thinking more this one:
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Never foget
Is he OK?
I work in HR, user. I know how interview questions are constructed and I know how to answer behavioral questions, but I also know what answers they were looking for. That's why I was offered the position.
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YAS QUEEN SLAAAAY
Who is this milk cow
/fit/ meet up
Why aldi?
>pretty white cheerleader beats up fat black chick after being assaulted.
Life isnt a Netflix series i guess.
Goddamnit, lost.
Why the fuck did the other woman fall
>You will never spend 12h a day drifting on a cardboard box while crushing some gaijin aliexpress order
Why even live?
Never fuck with cheerleaders. Trust me on this.
>I believe I may have found the correct formula for the spell I am developing. With it, I will be able to travel great distances without the need to pay others for the service.
>If all goes well, I will test out the new spell tomorrow. I believe I have worked out all of the possible complications. It will allow me to leap great distances, covering many hundreds of miles. Never before has one been able to travel in this manner: vaulting from the ground, sailing through the sky, all without that terrible disorientation of a spell of flying.
>The time is almost upon me. My research is finished, and all of my calculations are checked and rechecked. They laughed at me when I suggested this. We'll see who laughs after I leap to the top of their towers and scream out my success.
kino
cheerleaders work out a lot the lard ass shouldn't have messed with her
You gotta keep the kids distracted from the horrific thing in front of them.
I love the old bitch who acts totally normal after getting punched in the tit, then remembers "Oh, I'm a woman" and pretends to die.
just a couple of bros having some fun. I'm sure no homo was said before this was recorded, no problem here.
kek.
Bettany Hughes history mommy.
iirc he was an illegal immigrant who was hiding in some section of a plane which opened and he fell
white shoes broke his ankle
Kill yourself queer
Based white stacey beating up the negro
Impressive.
Very nice.
is it possible to learn this skill?
im not gay lol?
god damn third world lemmings following each other right to the grave
whats the story with bug men always crashing and exploding.
>the chad cheerleader athlete
>the virgin fat black
>HR started only being open during break time at my FC
sucks
I don't get why people think this is so cool or based and redpilled.
>fat ragetard that's red in the face walks all tensed up and hits an old woman slightly hard
>she falls over
>he looks back while still holding ragetard pose
>keeps on walking and being autistic
can someone please explain to me why people think this guy is cool. In my book he is the definition of cringe. If a boxer were to just knock people out with one punch in the street casually THAT would be based, but this? The only reason that old lady collapses is 'cause she's frail and weak.
>Machetes, baseball bat and someone powerslamming your ass
Kino.
I've watched cartel videos where people have their faces completely degloved, their organs removed by hands while alive, etc. but I had to tap out of this one. I think I'm gonna throw up.
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>lol
the best part is that the fat girl was trying to pull her leg up but the cheerleader realized and used the fat chicks neck for leverage, essentially pulling her down to soften her own fall. whoever controls the head controls the brawl. I bet her midwestern ass white mom taught her that too.
Stories?
it's called "boxing"
it's pretty obscure you've probably not heard of it
(You)
Isn't there a different site for you?
have sex
I like that they didn't want to hurt anybody just defend themselves, exceptionally based.
go back zoom zoom, or better yet kill yourself.
do you know where you are?
Americans
supermarket, never worked there but i think what makes it different to others is you have to work the tills and stack shelves and unload all at once. unlike say tescos where each jobs is separately staffed
>literally she just tried to steal a refill
I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW
>midwestern ass white mom
Are you a nigger or do you just play one on the internet?
HR is always open, call the hotline if you have a serious problem. Or did they do away with the hotline?
most american webm in then thread
that man does not give a fuck about what he looks like, what he acts like, what other people think of him, or the consequences of his actions
i think that's pretty fucking based
I can't even tell who is on whose side in this, it's like the church scene in kingsman.
whats happening? is that one of those chink vids with cheating partners?
>filename
Teerash
w*men in pain is funny
The ocular patdown in action
When all vehicles are made of chinesium so that an 15mph impact can burst a trucks fuel tank. What are they even thinking?
LMAO
GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME
more like ugh men
chinamin are fucked in the head
Damn, almost noone gets the upperhand on big Latifah
Surely if he fell out of a plane he'd fucking vaporize when he hit the ground, not just crumple over
kek
you don't deserve even a fraction of what they were offering, HR niggers are the laziest most overpaid fucks on the planet
Why do scooters in asia burst into flames at small accidents
Los americanos...
AHHHHHH this made my duck so hard
thats hot as fuck!
Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
HR scum should all be executed
>Nigger acting like an ape
>Landwhale on his tardcicle
Kino
thats what happens when you fuck with sheogorath
absolute authority
Wait, so if there was suspicion he was the father, that means he fucked that huge fatass in the mobility scooter, right? I'm impressed, niggers really will fuck anything.
I've seen this happen in zante
This white woman puts white men to shame.
>waits until he looks away to strike
typical leftist
cowardly
thank god he's okay, this webm had me so tense
The muttkeeper will not allow for calories to be stolen from his cave
think about it. If hes not the father ...
hahahaha why does this make me so happy? The guy was being showered with trash and then they said fuck you to the whole world and got the goal.
>relaxing
SIRS SIRS PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!
visually the hero's journey in one webm
>ywn comfort richard with your mouth and boipussy
why live?
Yeah bro every time I walk into a club there's fucking rows of guys getting head from sluts
JUST WALK IT ACROSS
HOW DUMB CAN POOS BE
Did someone shoot back?
Oh I'm sure a bunch of niggers were running a train on her. Just imagine the absolute luz extinguido genetic dead end the kid will be.
>broke his neck
>lets just drag him out of here
That guy one the left was just looking for something he thought he dropped in middle guy's pants. But middle guy got erection, so left guy decided to show this embarrassment to everyone.
what a stupid question
choo choo
>The muttkeeper
>his cave
Based
That's the way the great multi legged fish goddess would have wanted him to go
Kill yourself faggot
is stealing just in negro DNA?
Haha, I should pull this prank on my mates.
lmao funny prank lol i like the guy playing with his nipples lol makes it look even more gay but ofc it's not wihs I had friends like that!!
give it fifteen years or so and he'll be here posting about his imperiled whiteness and the immediate threat to western civilization along with all the rest of you mutts
>mfw me and a coworker show up to investigate a claim you hourly drones make
After seeing half the shit I've seen in my career, the wage cage is too good for most of you. Most of you are liars and thieves who would slit your best friend's throat for a nickle.
looks like a mannequin to me desu
Kill yourself faggot
That's literally it? That's the reason?
>"that man does not give a fuck about what he looks like, what he acts like, what other people think of him, or the consequences of his actions"
t. autist who's wrong. I'm not gonna stick around to respond to your reply so I'll just do it now. The guy is flustered, he is NOT in control of himself and that is why he is cringe. I used the example of the boxer because that guy would be abusing his power and just going loose. This guy is not going loose, he is loose. Your lack of understanding is what has you saying based
>you feel so good and so big in my boipussy richard
based TRI
fuck mexico
Why the fuck is the fat guy punching himself in the head?
It's not ACTUALLY funny, it's just that it's really funny seeing some roasties get blown the fuck out
Either that or he'll join your discord and dilate his gaping crotch wound with the rest of you trannies.
>when you douse yourself in love potion no. 9
that dude just had a bad day
yeah you and your faggot butt buddies would love that "prank"
Kill yourself faggot
I fucking love this one. But not playing it full speed first robs it of some of its impact.
How's junior high going?
shut the fuck up zoom zoom
It's hard not to be pleased for them or for their small red-shirted knot of supporters in that astonished green sea.
BIG GUY COMING THROUGH
user, you can clearly see those blacks are poor people. Are you that autistic that you can't judge a person's financial background based on the worn out clothes they were and their mannerism? You should try leaving your room
>implying you cocksuckers do any actual work, let alone waddle out of your cubicle to investigate something
lmao
Instant karma. But the attendant sends the woman to deal with a criminal? Goddamn scared weasel faggot.
lmao fucking brazilian cops
don't sell yourself or your big exploded ruin of a cunt short now user
one less queer
>spics and niggers
Same, thank god I don't work in a stockroom anymore
omae wa mou shindeiru
got him in the head twice, jesus
Brazil is the real life version of a michael mann movie.
>waddle
I fly, m8.
Is that a cop that just casually walks up for a bit then wanders off?
what a fucking bad ass.
The guy finishes pumping her gas like a gentlemen so she can go get some shots in while the thief is still down.
bro culture
context?
Police chasing a car thief, Brazil
why? God I hate incels like you, you've yet to experience the world and you already hate it and think it's unfair. You're a fucking worm that doesn't know shit because you live your life in the dirt. The true redpill is not that women are superior and thus when they get hit it's funny, the truth is women are tolerable because we want to have sex with them and that plus emotional support is the only value they have. Most men look down on women, whereas you incels look up to them and treat them like these gods. I sincerely think that people who are against race mixing, and are known for being weird by people who know them should be put under investigation and potentially jailed. You're a menace to society
IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN!!
That's called autism. Both things.
Kill yourself faggot scum
I think when your crime level so high you literally goes full judge dredd. Just shooting faggots on the streets.
thats a big dick for an asian dude just sayyin
That's actually a Girl, idiot. I think she's from New Zealand, she's posted around here a lot lately.
i know right id jerk it off and play with his nipples and worship him too lol
no homo though
man that sucks 1 child didnt make it, seeing kids die suck
Based insect
Love from /pol/
"Debris everywhere" is pretty much what I remember of India. The whole country is a dump.
????
in china he has no legal right to interfere because its not his property, any harm he does to the guy he can be charged with. That's why people never interefere with crime and usual chink shit
he got both
you now notice the real tragedy of this clip is the retarded man begging for alms and being ignored.
I like these positive ones amigo
he had both
Jesus christ that's some Final Destination shit.
Nice. Finally putting their kung fu reflexes to good use.
There's rekt threads on this site constantly, that webm is childs shit compared to them so shut the fuck up and stop trying to defend the honor of those who don't know you exist.
based dog, looking out for his friend.
>mods delete the straight blowjob
>keeps the gay handjob
hm
Cast the inevitable Disney kino
I knew India was bad but Jesus Christ
watch closely ass clown
He unironically just wanted the stick
Kill yourself faggot enabler
>dude haha what a faker lmao what she tryna convince us that intense pain can take a few seconds to register after shock lmfao what a dumb bitch
nah not really, turns out it just wanted the stick
I still don't know what the fuck that retarded chicken man is doing on the bottom left.
so this is basically /wsg/ right?
>obsessively ranting against faggots even though it's not even relevant
Did you get molested by your uncle or something?
Why are you this angry over a 3 second webm? Are you okay?
the history of the human race, whites taking blacks stick.
American mosh pits are weird
Holy fucking shit. What a based individual. Ice cream badass if I´ve ever seen one.
older woman, prolly knocked the wind out of her. or worst case scenario he literally killed her heart
there's something so disturbing and soulless about these fast forward chink vids, I can't put my finger on it
They never learned agriculture, they basically just took what they could when they could. It's seemingly still stuck in them.
but he does care what people think of him, he think he looks cool, but he's not, that's the cringe
>Jersey City is the new Hoboken!
Fuck that, the proximity to spics and niggers is way too high for me to even considering living in a shitty old house near some new Asian fusion restaurant just because it's a PATH ride away from NYC.
Soulles doggos.
Don't tease like that
Tbh I wonder what's worse, losing a day's worth of the cash or having to fix your store's window and mop up all the blood.
tranny janny is posting in this thread
let's see how well you take a punch to the chest at age 90 you fucking faggot
Asian hero saves White woman's life, nice.
But where is the puppy from the thumbnail.
Based blacks, fuck Mexico.
>119248993
THAT ACCIDENTAL CHOKE SLAM
SOMEONE PLEASE LOOK AT THIS ICECREAM MAN
based
probably the fact that chinks have no soul
oh so you do even less work than the average HR monkey, good job
This is the most boomer post in this thread.
>the blood stream coming out of his head
looks like a cartoon gag
I can. You are a faggot.
>is stealing just in negro DNA?
did he die wtf
90's were abandoned by boldry, we are 30 bold a few more on 17, 1 on global basis and 2 in nigeria
>White woman
are you literally retarded?
>white woman
Open your eyes Chang
Bad boys, bad boys, wacha gonna do?
RELEASE BANNERLORD REEEEEEEEEDEDF
>firing into busy traffic
I guess cops in brazil don't care about collateral damage huh.
>literal wagey cagey cuck
lmao
we've seen it 1000 times already numb nuts, get something new
>it takes till the bodyslam for her to drop her phone
>that filename
wholesome
Footage from a chemical plant explosion in China/Japan I believe. There's a lot of videos of that from different angles. One guy died while livestreaming it actually
Fuck
kino
the police on the right
fkn funny.
why is it always bikes they steal, fucking kek.
>helping the young relatively fine woman instead of the dying old lady
xtc
The cops parked on the right he didn't see them
Nightcrawler being an asshole.
sup chang?
God I wish
Easy to sell on Craigslist.
nigger
what
It's not a cop, just a security guard. Their job in China is pretty much to be there and that's about it.
Kill yourself faggot scum
oh, okay makes sense.
That was awesome.
A nuke accidentally went off in Russia a few days ago
you need to be 18 to post here
I looked up the date and got this
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based. did those cops just happen to be passing by in full gear? wtf
and you need to stop being a homo
this woman is a natural athlete
imagine the giga-Chad sons she will conceive
>being turned on by some asian pencil dick
if you have to be a faggot then at least do it right
>bro just hold the chair really good ok?
>don't worry I got you
not him, but cheerleaders are very athletic and fit. they carry other people for fucks sake. also, they're flexible and agile. basically they're strong and quick.
>man survives a month buried alive rotting after a bear breaks his back
>nigger shuts down after being hit by a dweeb in padded gloves
Why is the human body so autistic?
Yeap.
that was actually really cute, wonder if he ever fucks it up or gets people pissed
if only slavery was this fun IRL.
>HAHA DIE FAGGOT
was thinking the same. really wish lethal force worked as an actual deterrent to criminal behavior, but niggers gonna nig
wetback act like asshole yet again
everyone hates you queers.
I love how the driver empties half his mag and didn't hit shit and the other cop takes him down with hist first shot.
good one bros!
>open webm
>security cam footage with moon runes
>close webm
ONE PUUUUUUUNCH!
>holds onto her phone until the takedown
jesus christ
Kill yourself faggot scum
It's just a prank, bro. Chill out.
pretty based, like the knees to the face
they're both women you can see a ponytail on the attendant
that might be the case in this microcosm but people make laws not the other way around, chinks just have different nature and make retarded laws (and then never enforce them because)
you just know his life flashed before his eyes when the hamplanet waddled over while he was on the ground
Stopping people from committing suicide should be illegal
yet it makes the most fucking sense as a punchline.
i was born in 93 stop shitting on boomers just because you have no concept of culture outside the internet.
fucking christ i am so lucky that the beginning of my years i was watching tv and movies, and not just plugged into a damn matrix.
Lmao watching cartoons, anime, and comedy central was so much more human.
he was in a perfect position for the angle slam and fucked it up
Chadleader
>those calves
Yeah, that's a man in a dress.
He likely hit him. Nigger is prolly high on PCP. He was the one shooting into the ground.
kek same
>Ernie, just stick to the driving okay
She's a goddamn stick. Show me your own calves, I'm curious
>get the shit beaten out of you by two (2) consecutive mcdonalds workers.
>the dx chops
based and hunterpilled
Dystopian
>aikido faggotry has reached northern africa
how much longer before it starts being featured in nigerian action kino?
AAAAAAAAAARG I FELT THAT
>be american
>using your god given right to self defence with a legally owned weapon
>run to police for help
>get shot by a cop who hasn't even bothered to get out of the car yet.
Really good to see positive examples like that. Thanks user.
Get your eyes checked, those calves are quite defined for a woman, even if the legs are skinny.
Notice that I said "defined" instead of big.
do people really die that fast? i imagined it that if it is not a headshot or through the heart, people can still survive for maybe 30 seconds
I can see him still riding his bike under water
iirc its in colombia
Yeah they are defined because there's zero fat on those legs
Before this thread dies I would like to mention how this is the most curious event posted so far. Could barely see the other guys dick but the gay handjob with full on cock waving at the screen is left intact.
Very odd indeed. Could the mods be FAGS?
>shooting a guy running away
>self defense
I take it back, this is now the most boomer post in the thread
You deserve each other.
why would you light their truck up?
Those are jamaicans, though.
I'm amazed this thread it still here. Ironically it died out on content before it got shoaed.
>i imagined it that if it is not a headshot or through the heart, people can still survive for maybe 30 seconds
who knows where they were shot user, that was a lot of bullets
i grew up before the internet got big/and when it got big and trust me shit was better back around 2007 when the internet was just new.
now things are more fucked than ever.
i'm 25, not even a boomer but i realize we're in hellish timeline and a huge part of it is social media.
10/10
>you fucking cunt try to make me late for work
Glad to see Skyrim quest-writers browsing Yea Forums
literally a simpsons gag jesus christ
Dick
Cock
his scream is the only thing I ever hear every time I see that webm.
someone create a new thread, I'm phone posting atm.
tl;dw when does the bugman die horribly and how?
>Giga Nigga holds the bat by the middle, showing no intent on using it
Based. In most videos like this the guy who brought the bat would be in a coma.
Fuck the bikes that nigger just chased an accident for sure
He doesn't.
Aahahahahahahahahaha
You need to understand that fat distribution and muscle shapes differ from men to women.
Do you know what part of JC that was filmed in?
RETURN TO YOUR CAGE WORKER 49876-E