Main Card - 10pm ET
Alexander Volkanovski vs Chan Sung Jung
Aljamain Sterling vs Petr Yan
Gilbert Burns vs Khamzat Chimaev
Mackenzie Dern vs Tecia Torres
Vinc Pichel vs Mark Madsen
Prelims - 6:30pm ET
Ian Garry vs Darian Weeks
Anthony Hernandez vs Josh Fremd
Aspen Ladd vs Raquel Pennington
Mike Malott def Mickey Gall via KO/TKO, 3:41 R1
Aleksei Oleinik def Jared Vanderaa via Sub, 3:39 R1
Piera Rodriguez def Kay Hansen via Unanimous Dec
Julio Arce def Daniel Santos via Unanimous Dec
I'm the p4p best poster on heem
I ignore all the posts I'm only here for the softcore porn
A girl has no name
imaging paying for wmma
free stream feels like a ripoff even
knots
This is why women are not entertaining, welcome or even wanted in MMA. Imagine being expected to fight in less than 20 minutes, this was right after the previous fight ended, you are in your locker room getting taped up and monitored by 5 UFC officials and you've decided to .... check your InstaGram for upvotes. Women do nothing because of their own desire, they lack a creative or constructive flame, they emulate things and take pictures of it, just like this woman. Give WMMA it's own event, one they can't give tickets away to, I am tired of their participation.
Ask yourself this question : Is the fight more important in this image, or is InstaGram? Is it the fight, or for people to know she is at the fight?
RAQUEL BROS LETS GOOOOOAPSODADOISADOP
Anyone else showdow box watching mma
CUNNY.
first for sex with dogs
This girl is a badass
>wmma
Post your dreams you been having lately
mickey gall is my boy
So is there literally any evidence aspie actually fuck dogs or is that just a meme?
>post yfw wmma
Grim
with half an avocado, slight autism makes eating the same things every day not a challenge at all
Dollar shave club commercial is blatant wop stereotype. Would be funny if they did a really overdone about black people
the korean zombie doesn't have a chance
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
wtf, how can you screenshot them?
yeah, every time I get high too
I cant stop making bad posts
laddcahds, how are we feeling?
Then you known Khamzat will smesh again tonight.
one of the dogs admitted to it
...of losing.
You forgot to finish your sentence bro, I finished it for you.
>disrespecting the russian picksposter and thread maker
this will not be forgotten /heem/
>ladd is an actual cute wmma fighter
huh
still taking a shit during this fight
>tfw unironically getting triggered by heemsters
is janny deleting Russian threads? that's fucking based
Check on him a leaf just KO'd him
whats the song aspen walking out to? I cant believe i forgot the song name
I asked my deaf dyslexic mate what his favourite type of muesli was and he said aspen, ladd
>ladd muffin top
steps curry
Aspen has the manliest jawline I've ever seen
can't stand all this downtime PUT SUM FAKKIN FIGHTS ON ALREADY
I like Volkanovski so much, lads
He's so fucking likable
twitter.com
why b? we all like to have fun here
my boy just killed your boy dead
>wish we turn back time
>to the good old days
>IT's a leaf out of all flags
based Yea Forumsie ourladd
she skull mogs most men
khamzat is mentally insane, and that's a good thing
the era of the normie fighter has ended
I believe its Roller-coaster of Love by Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Callate estupida
Wake up Dee, it's all over
If you have ever shadowboxed while high you would be okay with weed being labeled as a performance enhancer
Ass Pen Lad :D
It’s the soundtrack to last of the mohicans
I had a lucid dream last night where I tried to have sex with a female but she kept slipping away
really makes you think
>volkanovski champ
>yan real champ
>shevchenko champ
>makhachev future champ
>chimaev future champ
westernbros...
who is this discount dana
you juss gotta get back on the whores b
you wouldn't get it b...
brapson ladd
WHY IS WMMA ON A PPV
PUT THIS SHIT ON A FIGHT NIGHT
Are raquel and tecia still girlfriends?
Alright someone post the pepperonies. Let's get it over with.
It's from the Last of the Mohicans soundtrack. Lawler likes it too.
no, it just feels better. if you record yourself, you're way better sober.
t. shadow boxing weed nigga
I would NEVER throw my clothes on the ground for my corner to pick up. They are my EQUALS. I would hand them my clothes because they are not my servants.
10/10 side profile
4/10 body
>khamzat is mentally insane, and that's a good thing
so was conor, a smart fighter is going to choke him out
i dont like spending time with them unless i drink
>13-9
OOF
>enters thread
Pennington is gonna smesh this extra chromosome potato
Volk is an Aussie lol
For all the cazzies
Ladd actually barks like an autist in her fights so shes based
Yucky.
vile
My coworker is a black tranny and she (he) grabbed my arm and whispered in my ear that she (he) needs dick. What do I do lads? Real story btw
>OH N-
OKAY I PULL UP
>el dorado hills
530 bros rise up
awkward
SEX WITH SAYURI
someone should start a twitter of aspen ladds dog and talk about having sex with her
MAWTY
Literally looks like a monkey.
That's why it felt familiar
conor is a giganormie you absolute mong
is this sperg rage?
Based.
I've eaten the same thing every day for 4 months (last variation was christmas day with family)
The Gael
shes so fucking autistic lmao
she (male)? or he (female)?
>1 hour 20 mins until main card
>3 undercard fights to go
>2 are likely to end in knockout
Are we just gonna get 35 minutes of straight commercials or something?
Kek.
I would buy Ladd flowers and candy and write her love letters and take her out and hold her hand in public. I am in love.
give me motivation to finally lose weight
Cute as hell ngl
She still has a dick so why does she need yours.
> WMMA
zzzzzzzzzzz
I was working yesterday after uni and a tranny came up and asked for a takeaway box, nigga had a wider frame than me lmao
Fags spotted
im a multimillionaire
and im gunna give u the hotip how i mad ALL my money
i bet on wmma going the distance
>average day in america
grim.
>got implants
>getting her wings cut off
sayuri bros...... how can we cope?
*enters thread*
WOOOOOOOO
Go ahead
I had a dream where Zendaya rips off and eats my face recently
ask for std papers
real hasta da muerta
I would literally leave and not go back to that place, don't give a fuck about 2 weeks notice and shit.
what's the purpose of the two lines next to the round number?
>conor is a giganormie you absolute mong
shut up fatty
Did you know that tonight a lesbian couple will be competing on the same card?
yeah shes stuck in that loop again
Not true, and you're striking becomes 10x more creative. It's literally insane how much of a difference it is.
raquel built like a male bantamweight
she (male)
How does s(he) looks?
Ganechads are we ready download some data??
>no penis
Kek stop posting this trash
SHEEEEEEEEEM just kidding
it feels good to progress
me on the right
> there are people in this thread that get high and start shadow boxing
Powerful autism detected
I dont fuck dudes.
OHHHHHHH THE AIR IN FRONT OF PENNINGTON IS IN TROUBLE
I'm doing cocaine.
Women are not built for fighting.
lol women
want to see Ladd get brutally heemed
Yes.
No, unless you desperately want AIDS, Syphillis, Gonorrhea or all of the above combined.
FINGERS!
Hey that's my bike wtf
>post tranny
What did you mean by that?
does this angel have her wings?
women are disgusting
colby was right about you fuckers
I hate WMMA
Watching Aspen Ladd fight is the worst thing in the fucking world
What are they built for then?
Haram
>Jim Lahey thinks he's gonna take my title, but he's got another thing coming: 9mm, safety ALWAYS off. Now fuck off somewhere, I got work to do.
..... these women are fat and slow what the fuck cunt?
Gane dindu nuffin
Cram some work documents up that thing's ass and call it a day.
Taking cocaine while you watch the UFC alone?
And men arent built to be women. Amen.
gonna go put out the washing lads
is it better to cursed with a small penis but you get you use it a lot or a big penis that you don't get to use?
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>what's the purpose of the two lines next to the round number?
those are the other rounds retard
Would
what are those 2 grey lines next to where it says R1?
Aspen I can barely hear you. Volume up please
They sound like little dogs barking lmao
HA! HA! HUHUHUHUHA! AY! HUWAH! *throws light jab*
SHYA
what about both b
I dont think you were lucid dreaming brah
Good lad, mum will be happy
Aspen Ladd needs to stop fughting and just be my girlfriend haha babe your not good haha
better to never care
The total count of rounds. The current round indicator shifts to the right for every round that's done.
>realized that these are 61kg "women"
as if I couldn't be more disgusted
Wow you’re so cool man tell us some more?
MADE FOR BDC
big penis, another extremity to heem with
Small penis you get to use B
T. 5 inch warrior
brother they indicate how many rounds
are you a simpleton
Most men would be able to overpower and rape a female mma champion (or combat sport champ in general)
This. Women were made to breed and take care of the house and childrem
mm yes girl very beautiful
>tuned in during wmma
When will Yea Forums mods grow a pair and range ban Russia?
>what are those 2 grey lines next to where it says R1?
WMMA would be better if they wrestled in oil.
Those bars I dictate which round we're watching for some reason
lads walk out song, seeth kikes
>well basically Julian used his big brain department skills to come up with this plan where *takes drag* basically bubbles fights in the ufc for some prize money or some shit. its gonna be fucking awsome boys
ladd is fucking embarrassing
Giving birth to children of course
ladd weight 90 kg and the 50% of that is fat
Aspen Ladd is top tier cringe fightng kino
It can only get better, amigo
ah right, i still prefer the previous style but whatever
*bark* bark*
about women or my penis?
mines skinny but w/e i suppose
>this is #4 vs #7 in this division
Based YouTube comments
lmao Ladd's head movement will never not be funny
All women fighters should dress like this
Paul Felder you fucking faggot.... are UFC commentators simply not permitted to criticise? Bisping does it too. Why do they have to desperately caveat every criticism they have?
yuh yup yuh
Ladd is getting peached
>Outing yourself as low test
Embarassing
Talmbout about having a small penis you never use?
Anyone else notice that a commentator says "these girls are getting after it" at least once in every WMMA fight?
bofe
HOLY SHIT THESE LADIES ARE SWANGIN
>they picked dogfucker Asshit Fatt
That's a really cute cat
i think you mean all womens sport
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Imagine not smoking with your training partners before saturday sparring and then heeming a buffet afterwards
out of respect to myself i will not be watching this fight
its a beast
Haha hey Aspen just retire from fighting and have babies haha
>WMMA
time for a nuanced and intelligent discussion. What would your fight nickname be? Mine would be 'The Gravedigger', not because of my fighting prowess but because every single interview I give I accidentally offend a marginalised race
doesnt make sense when you're only looking at the first round brah, i just tuned in
They gotta say something...
You are never going to be the brazillian faggot that fucks him.
it's because fighters are sensitive and sometimes come up to them later beefing that they said X or picked against them
Ladd sisters not like this...
they have to pretend that whatever is happening is exciting, or even watchable
gostosa
the last based leaf
Islam is the true heir. Khamzat will find himself in a war and get Ferguson'd.
lol
goth girls for gilbert!!
Would have been perfect if he combined this with a Yan scream.
youtube.com
>aspen ladd
>the worst fight that i've ever witnessed
hmm
>ESPN has prelims on TV
>streaming anyway
>duuuude wmma would be better if they were freakin naked
i've seen the state of pennington bros trust me it's better this way
Where's the Russian pick user?
I want to experience my picks being heemed again
I love getting a pizza after boxfit
Artificial grain is retarded
>be tough on yourself
I HATE THE MODERN WORLD AHHHH
Hello /heem/.
I've just arrived.
Can you give me a quick recap HERO with all the fights so far tonight?
Be TOUGH ON YOURSELF though.
Fucking hell I'd kill any woman in the UFC.
Why'd Dana ever fall for the Ronda hype train?
I'd turn these girls inside out.
>saving soijaks on your computer
embarrassing really
Someones daughter
Post walkout songs
You are fighting after this fight
*kiais*
*inflicts zero damage*
>tfw feel like dumping, loving, long term gf so I can go rail tons of sluts
Surely I am not the only one who absolutely hates this new interface?
Aspen Ladds head movement makes canelo look like a amateur
u alright brown boy
feeling sleepy bros, you'll have 2 go on without me...
>tattoos
She's ruined . . .
El charro negro, not because i am terrifying like the mythical mexican figure of the devil, but because i am really brown, almost black and i like mexican sombreros.
did Sayuri actually cut off her penis?
this is a hairy ass man
Ladd hates getting punched. Just walk up and heem her already
That sounds exactly like Derrick Lewis
Tiaramisu geeewwwwwd
>Why'd Dana ever fall for the Ronda hype train?
she spun on his dick
this is googlable fact
well no uggos would be allowed of course
why do all women fighters have to bob up and down like a seal?
Where the pepperingtons
>spokesperson isn't trashing the product being sold
Is it really that hard to understand?
cute but im not in brazil
That someone probably doesn't know she exists.
Honestly a banger
Fuck hohols
Z
kek
Aspen Ladd, babe, hun, I think its time to just come home and stop this fighting stuff haha
Imagine telegraphing every punch with a bark every fucking time
I'd throw beer at your face
I prefer the old one but can't even remember what it looked like
> Mumshagger
Because I’ve shagged your mum
>Go out to get breakfast from the local IGA and petrol in a jerrycan for later for my car I'm fixing
>take 22 minutes
>Think for sure it will be done when I'm back
>Start of the 2nd round
Pennington is so cute uwu
Mexico has the same time zones as the US, its not even that late bro
Take a point, Keith!!!!
THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING BAD
Just ask politely next time.
HAHAHAHAHAH
its pretty shite
That's a fella
I'd absolutely violate that bucci all night then feel absolutely ashamed and kill him with blunt force trauma to the head.
NOOOOO
>Double headkick with absolutely no damage
kek
I don't believe she did
is the boring over
Hahahahahha OF COURSE
?
BRUH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
seen more commercials than fighting
>interface
You dont know what that word means.
>bucci
literally no such thing
you're fucking another mans hairy asshole
meh slowly growing on me. but i feel like it would confuse someone new to the sport
OH MICKY, YOU'RE A BUM, YOU'RE A BUM
HEY, MICKY
HEY, HEY, HEY MICKEY
GRAB HER DICK AND TWIST IT
THE SAYURI POSTER IS ACTUALLY SATURI. I HAVE PROOF